Fantable: Let's make this chapter a little longer...
Rhii: Oh! Can I be disclaimer?
Fantable: No.
Disclaimer: Fantable does not own Final Fantasy 8. Sad, isn't it?
Fantable: Shut up.
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This morning, Zell, Squall, and Selphie are in the cafeteria, which is empty, do to the T-Rexuars that were unleashed there. Zell was angry because T-rexaurs took forever to kill, and would probably devour all of the hot dogs. Squall, on the other hand was bored, and needed something to do. He was glad the incident had happened, until ten ruby dragons and an army of tonberries rushed in.
"There is no way the three of you can kill them alone! They'll probably be the ones doing the killing, and when they're done with you, they'll attack everyone else in the garden!" Rhii cried out sadly, and Squall rolled his eyes.
"It's the evil sorceress!" Selphie screamed, as Rhii blink innocently, and stomped on an approaching tonberry, and then screamed as Angelo bounded in, snarling and barking.
"...Okay, maybe not," Selphie said slowly.
"Everybody stand back...The End!"
And then we have that wonderful scene, where the monsters are in a flowery field, and in beautiful cursive, The End is written across the screen. Squall can be seen scowling, Selphie is entranced in the pretty flowers, Rhii is still blinking innocently, and Zell is...mourning.
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Quistis walked into the cafeteria to find it clean, with no monsters, no tables, no chairs, no counters, and no hot dogs. The only thing that was there was Squall, Zell, Selphie, and Rhii.
"Great job Squall! You really handled those monsters."
Selphie shoved Squall away and glared at Quistis.
"Who the hell are you thanking? That was my work! I cleared the cafeteria of all those monsters and shit! It was my The End spell! MINE!"
Quistis slowly backed away.
"Alright, good job, Selphie," she said, and quickly left.
Rhii thanked Selphie, and quickly fled too.
"Let's go," said Squall. "There's no point standing here."
"I'm afraid we can't leave," said Zell. "The door is closed. It must have shut right behind Rhii and...wait a second Selphie. Did you just say 'shit?'?"
Selphie smiled innocently. "Who, me? And if the door is closed, we can just open it. D'oh!"
Squall walked towards the door and grabbed the knob, only to be zapped by it. He examined the hole it had left in his glove. Then he grabbed the knob again, and this time, he examined his bleeding hand. He was just about to reach for it again when Zell pushed him away.
"Squall, your and ass."
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Rhii walked silently around the Balamb Garden, and stopped at Squall's room. She quietly opened the door. She walked inside and looked on his desk; new mail. She picked up the envelopes; one from Seifer, on from Edea, one from Cid, and one from Rinoa. She dropped the others and hid the fancy envelope, designed with blue feathers. She carefully opened it without ripping the envelope, and took out the letter.
'Dear Squall,
I hope this mail arrives to you on time. I can't tell you where I am right now, but I can't make it to the ball. I'm sorry. And don't worry; I'm not in any danger. What I'm doing right now is a secret, so I can't really tell you. I'll right you occasionally so you know I'm okay and so you don't go out and look for me. I'll be back soon,
Love, Rinoa.'
There was a heart drawn next to her name. Rhii slipped the letter into her pocket, took out a piece of paper, and began writing in the same neatness as Rinoa.
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"Okay, Squall, maybe I can blow it up!" said Selphie. Squall began to feel nervous.
"You shouldn't, we'll get in big trouble for it. And how do you plan on doing it?"
"Watch and learn!" Selphie stood back into her battling stance, and Squall finally realized what she was doing. Zell on the other hand was asleep.
"Selphie, don't!" Squall yelled, but it was too late.
"Go Carbuncle!"
"What the--" Squall had though Selphie was planning on summoning something that would break the door, like ifrit or something, but Carbuncle?
Zell woke up with a start, just in time to see Carbuncle jump into a random plot-hole.
"What are you two doing?"
Selphie frowned at Carbuncle's failure, and turned to Zell. "We were trying to blow up the door."
Zell jumped up. "Leave it to me! Lightning!"
"But didn't Carbuncle use ruby light...?" asked Squall. The bolt of lighting bounced off the door and hit Zell, sending him out of consciousness.
Selphie placed her hands on her hips, and shook her head. "I knew he would do that."
At first Squall nodded, then something hit him, and he stared at Selphie. "Then why did you use it?" Selphie remained silent.
"You know, reflect doesn't work on summons."
"Don't even think about it Selphie."
"...Go Leviathan!"
"Oh no..."
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Rhii had been walking around in the center of the garden, sitting down quietly, when it happened. A large wave of water that seemed to be coming from the cafeteria flooded the halls. It wiped 'innocent' seeDs off their feet, and washed them too the other side of the garden. Rhii stood her ground as the water washed past her, and managed not to get washed away. The water lingered three feet high, even after the tsunami waves had past. An angry Squall and Selphie waded over, followed by a levitated Zell, who they had casted float on so they wouldn't have to carry him.
"Hi Squall!" Rhii waved as if everything was normal.
"Hi person!" Selphie yelled back.
Rhii glanced at the old man who was wading through the water towards them. "Isn't that Headmaster Cid?"
Selphie groaned.
And after that incident, Selphie was forbidden to use magic for two weeks, and Squall had to 'baby-sit' her. And of course, Rhii didn't get in trouble, because she was busy reading Squall's mail when it happened.
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Yay, finally! This chapter is a bit longer that the last one. Remember, keep reading!
Rhii: Oh! Can I be disclaimer?
Fantable: No.
Disclaimer: Fantable does not own Final Fantasy 8. Sad, isn't it?
Fantable: Shut up.
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This morning, Zell, Squall, and Selphie are in the cafeteria, which is empty, do to the T-Rexuars that were unleashed there. Zell was angry because T-rexaurs took forever to kill, and would probably devour all of the hot dogs. Squall, on the other hand was bored, and needed something to do. He was glad the incident had happened, until ten ruby dragons and an army of tonberries rushed in.
"There is no way the three of you can kill them alone! They'll probably be the ones doing the killing, and when they're done with you, they'll attack everyone else in the garden!" Rhii cried out sadly, and Squall rolled his eyes.
"It's the evil sorceress!" Selphie screamed, as Rhii blink innocently, and stomped on an approaching tonberry, and then screamed as Angelo bounded in, snarling and barking.
"...Okay, maybe not," Selphie said slowly.
"Everybody stand back...The End!"
And then we have that wonderful scene, where the monsters are in a flowery field, and in beautiful cursive, The End is written across the screen. Squall can be seen scowling, Selphie is entranced in the pretty flowers, Rhii is still blinking innocently, and Zell is...mourning.
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Quistis walked into the cafeteria to find it clean, with no monsters, no tables, no chairs, no counters, and no hot dogs. The only thing that was there was Squall, Zell, Selphie, and Rhii.
"Great job Squall! You really handled those monsters."
Selphie shoved Squall away and glared at Quistis.
"Who the hell are you thanking? That was my work! I cleared the cafeteria of all those monsters and shit! It was my The End spell! MINE!"
Quistis slowly backed away.
"Alright, good job, Selphie," she said, and quickly left.
Rhii thanked Selphie, and quickly fled too.
"Let's go," said Squall. "There's no point standing here."
"I'm afraid we can't leave," said Zell. "The door is closed. It must have shut right behind Rhii and...wait a second Selphie. Did you just say 'shit?'?"
Selphie smiled innocently. "Who, me? And if the door is closed, we can just open it. D'oh!"
Squall walked towards the door and grabbed the knob, only to be zapped by it. He examined the hole it had left in his glove. Then he grabbed the knob again, and this time, he examined his bleeding hand. He was just about to reach for it again when Zell pushed him away.
"Squall, your and ass."
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Rhii walked silently around the Balamb Garden, and stopped at Squall's room. She quietly opened the door. She walked inside and looked on his desk; new mail. She picked up the envelopes; one from Seifer, on from Edea, one from Cid, and one from Rinoa. She dropped the others and hid the fancy envelope, designed with blue feathers. She carefully opened it without ripping the envelope, and took out the letter.
'Dear Squall,
I hope this mail arrives to you on time. I can't tell you where I am right now, but I can't make it to the ball. I'm sorry. And don't worry; I'm not in any danger. What I'm doing right now is a secret, so I can't really tell you. I'll right you occasionally so you know I'm okay and so you don't go out and look for me. I'll be back soon,
Love, Rinoa.'
There was a heart drawn next to her name. Rhii slipped the letter into her pocket, took out a piece of paper, and began writing in the same neatness as Rinoa.
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"Okay, Squall, maybe I can blow it up!" said Selphie. Squall began to feel nervous.
"You shouldn't, we'll get in big trouble for it. And how do you plan on doing it?"
"Watch and learn!" Selphie stood back into her battling stance, and Squall finally realized what she was doing. Zell on the other hand was asleep.
"Selphie, don't!" Squall yelled, but it was too late.
"Go Carbuncle!"
"What the--" Squall had though Selphie was planning on summoning something that would break the door, like ifrit or something, but Carbuncle?
Zell woke up with a start, just in time to see Carbuncle jump into a random plot-hole.
"What are you two doing?"
Selphie frowned at Carbuncle's failure, and turned to Zell. "We were trying to blow up the door."
Zell jumped up. "Leave it to me! Lightning!"
"But didn't Carbuncle use ruby light...?" asked Squall. The bolt of lighting bounced off the door and hit Zell, sending him out of consciousness.
Selphie placed her hands on her hips, and shook her head. "I knew he would do that."
At first Squall nodded, then something hit him, and he stared at Selphie. "Then why did you use it?" Selphie remained silent.
"You know, reflect doesn't work on summons."
"Don't even think about it Selphie."
"...Go Leviathan!"
"Oh no..."
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Rhii had been walking around in the center of the garden, sitting down quietly, when it happened. A large wave of water that seemed to be coming from the cafeteria flooded the halls. It wiped 'innocent' seeDs off their feet, and washed them too the other side of the garden. Rhii stood her ground as the water washed past her, and managed not to get washed away. The water lingered three feet high, even after the tsunami waves had past. An angry Squall and Selphie waded over, followed by a levitated Zell, who they had casted float on so they wouldn't have to carry him.
"Hi Squall!" Rhii waved as if everything was normal.
"Hi person!" Selphie yelled back.
Rhii glanced at the old man who was wading through the water towards them. "Isn't that Headmaster Cid?"
Selphie groaned.
And after that incident, Selphie was forbidden to use magic for two weeks, and Squall had to 'baby-sit' her. And of course, Rhii didn't get in trouble, because she was busy reading Squall's mail when it happened.
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Yay, finally! This chapter is a bit longer that the last one. Remember, keep reading!