DEDICATION: This Chapter goes out to... My baby brother Joey who is in Parris
Island, in boot camp for the United States Marines.
AUTHOR NOTE: Feel free to throw in any stupid jokes or ideas for skits for the chars!
"The time has come once again for the likes of the furry and free wheeling, fast and frantic, JOEY WHEELER!" Yugi cries out into the microphone.
Joey comes strutting out in a bear suit with a necktie on. Yugi raises an eyebrow and tries to get away, but Joey grabs Yugi by the scruff of his neck and carries him back to the microphone.
"Not so fast Yuge," Joey says with a smile. "You are going to help me tell the world's funniest joke tonight!"
"I am?" Yugi asks meekly.
"Yep! This is all spontaneous, unrehearsed! Right?"
Yugi raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, it's unrehearsed all right."
"Now all you have to do is rush up to me and say 'Good grief! The Comedian is a bear,' when I say the word hear."
"When you say the word hear?"
"Yep." Joey then turned and faced the camera while Yugi walked off stage. "Howdy! Howdy! Howdy! You're a wonderful looking audience! It's a pleasure to be here!"
Suddenly Yugi comes running up to Joey. "GOOD GRIEF! THE COMIDIAN IS A BEAR!"
"No!" Joey yelled. "Not yet!"
Yugi blinked in confusion. "But you said the word here."
"That was the wrong hear!" Joey sighed in exasperation and Yugi shrugged and walked back off stage. Then Joey turned back to the crowd. "This is a story that you're going to love to hear!"
Again Yugi came charging out. "GOOD GRIEF! THE COMIDIAN IS A BEAR!"
Joey turned and raised his arms at Yugi. "WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"
Now it was Yugi's turn to get angry. "BUT YOU SAID HERE!"
"THAT WAS THE WRONG HERE!"
"WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!"
"YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR!" Joey shouted.
"GOOD GRIEF! THE COMIDIAN IS A BEAR!" Yugi screamed.
"AIIIIYIEEE!" Joey yelled.
The two started hyper ventilating and glaring at each other angrily. After a minute Joey just shook his head in frustration.
"All right. All right. You will know, when I point," Joey then poked Yugi hard in the chest. "To you."
"I'm never working with him again," Yugi mumbled storming off stage. "I swear, he wants me at the word here and when I do... I'm never doing this again..."
"NO GRUMBLING!" Joey called after Yugi, and then turned back to the audience. "A funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater. There was a group of Yu-Gi-Oh fans at the door, when suddenly, one runs up to me and I hear..."
Joey pointed at Yugi, and then pointed at the ground hard. Yugi came stomping out, clearly frustrated and annoyed with Joey.
"Good grief, the comedian is a bear..." Yugi mumbled quietly.
"NO HE'S A NOT!" Joey cried out with a big smile on. "HE'S A WEARING A NECK TIE! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm so funny!"
Yugi just shook his head and stormed off stage.
AUTHOR NOTE: Feel free to throw in any stupid jokes or ideas for skits for the chars!
"The time has come once again for the likes of the furry and free wheeling, fast and frantic, JOEY WHEELER!" Yugi cries out into the microphone.
Joey comes strutting out in a bear suit with a necktie on. Yugi raises an eyebrow and tries to get away, but Joey grabs Yugi by the scruff of his neck and carries him back to the microphone.
"Not so fast Yuge," Joey says with a smile. "You are going to help me tell the world's funniest joke tonight!"
"I am?" Yugi asks meekly.
"Yep! This is all spontaneous, unrehearsed! Right?"
Yugi raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, it's unrehearsed all right."
"Now all you have to do is rush up to me and say 'Good grief! The Comedian is a bear,' when I say the word hear."
"When you say the word hear?"
"Yep." Joey then turned and faced the camera while Yugi walked off stage. "Howdy! Howdy! Howdy! You're a wonderful looking audience! It's a pleasure to be here!"
Suddenly Yugi comes running up to Joey. "GOOD GRIEF! THE COMIDIAN IS A BEAR!"
"No!" Joey yelled. "Not yet!"
Yugi blinked in confusion. "But you said the word here."
"That was the wrong hear!" Joey sighed in exasperation and Yugi shrugged and walked back off stage. Then Joey turned back to the crowd. "This is a story that you're going to love to hear!"
Again Yugi came charging out. "GOOD GRIEF! THE COMIDIAN IS A BEAR!"
Joey turned and raised his arms at Yugi. "WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"
Now it was Yugi's turn to get angry. "BUT YOU SAID HERE!"
"THAT WAS THE WRONG HERE!"
"WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!"
"YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR!" Joey shouted.
"GOOD GRIEF! THE COMIDIAN IS A BEAR!" Yugi screamed.
"AIIIIYIEEE!" Joey yelled.
The two started hyper ventilating and glaring at each other angrily. After a minute Joey just shook his head in frustration.
"All right. All right. You will know, when I point," Joey then poked Yugi hard in the chest. "To you."
"I'm never working with him again," Yugi mumbled storming off stage. "I swear, he wants me at the word here and when I do... I'm never doing this again..."
"NO GRUMBLING!" Joey called after Yugi, and then turned back to the audience. "A funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater. There was a group of Yu-Gi-Oh fans at the door, when suddenly, one runs up to me and I hear..."
Joey pointed at Yugi, and then pointed at the ground hard. Yugi came stomping out, clearly frustrated and annoyed with Joey.
"Good grief, the comedian is a bear..." Yugi mumbled quietly.
"NO HE'S A NOT!" Joey cried out with a big smile on. "HE'S A WEARING A NECK TIE! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm so funny!"
Yugi just shook his head and stormed off stage.