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Chapter 2: Meeting the Gang
"V, are you sure this is a good idea?" Alexis asked nervously. Veronica poked her head out of the dressing room that her brother and Adam had specifically told them not to leave. "Of course not. That's why we're doing it." "Oh, ok. Just checking."
Seeing that the coast was clear, veronica and Alexis took off like two bats out of hell while their respective brothers were out getting something. They were in search of two certain people, Veronica for Shawn Michaels and Alexis for John Cena. "Which way?" Alexis hissed her question to Veronica as they raced along the corridors. "Ah, this way." Veronica said, turning into a new hallway.
They raced along for a couple of feet, before they noticed that both of their brothers were at the opposite end of the hall. "Shit." Both Veronica and Alexis mumbled. "Here." Alexis opened a random door and pulled Veronica inside before their brothers saw them. "Close one." Veronica muttered. "Tell me about it." Alexis responded.
It was around this moment that both girls decided to look and see where they were. In a locker room.
But not just anyone's locker room, they were in the locker room of Victoria and Steven Richards. The two girls looked at each other then looked back to Victoria and Steven Richards, who were looking at them rather curiously, and then back at each other. "Out of all the locker rooms in this entire arena..."Veronica started. "Quiet."
Alexis spun around and opened the door again, back out to the hallway. Their brothers would be a lot less painful than Victoria and Richards. By this point, Scott and Adam were halfway down the hall when they noticed their sisters coming out of a very disturbing locker room that they knew was not the one that they had told them to stay in. "Awe shit." Alexis heard veronica mutter. "Come on. We ain't over yet." Alexis grabbed veronica's wrist and started to drag her in the opposite direction from that of their brothers. "They can't kill us, till they catch us. Now start running." Alexis tried to show her logic to Veronica. "I want my mommy." Veronica whined in a true three year old fashion.
Taking off again like bats out of hell, it was now Alexis who was deciding which way to go. "Come on!" Alexis yelled back to Veronica. "This one! It can't be any worse than what you did." Veronica said as another random door was opened.
Ducking inside, the girls slammed the door shut behind them and then proceeded to lock it. Turning back away from the door, they were greeted with the site of Chris Jericho who was in the process of changing into his infamous checkered pants. "You were saying?!" Alexis almost became irate with Veronica.
Spinning back to the door, they proceeded to claw at it before Veronica undid the lock. Running out of the room, they both knew that they had just been traumatized for the rest of their lives. "My eyes! I can't see!" Alexis screamed out. "Fine! I'll lead then."
Still trying to dodge their brothers, Veronica tugged on Alexis' shirt to get her to move. "But I can't see!" Alexis continued.
Around this point Stacy wearing a "testicles" shirt walked by. "Trust me, A, you don't wanna."
Running along more, Veronica sent a prayer heavenward that door number three, would be better than the previous two. Her prayers were answered. "Mark!" Both, Veronica and Alexis shouted.
One very confused Dead Man looked up just in time to see the Veronica and Alexis throw themselves at him. "Oh my god! We love you! You're a saint!" Both girls were basically on top of him, trying to put as much distance between them and the door, which their brothers would soon be walking through. Now the irrational male side of Mark's brain was telling him that he had two very attractive girls on top of him, shouting that they loved him. The rational side told him that he was gonna go deaf. Prying Alexis' fingers out of his arm and trying to locate Veronica's mouth so that he could put clamp a hand over it, he tried to figure out what was going on. "What in the hell is going on?!" He felt veronica's mouth start moving again so he pressed his hand down harder. "You. Speak." Mark gestured to Alexis. "We're dead."
When she didn't continue, Mark tried to get more info out of her. "Ok, Who's going to kill you?" "our brothers."
As soon as the words left Alexis' mouth, the door suddenly opened. Fearing that it was their brothers, the girls climbed into the Phenom's lap in hopes he would protect them. Instead of it being Adam and Scott, there stood Chris a.k.a. Rhyno. "Chris!" Veronica squealed as she jumped into his arms. "You'll save me, won't you?" she asked desperately. She even went so far as to kiss his cheek. "Promise me you'' save me." "Umm... Veronica, doll...who exactly is it that I'm saving you from?" Chris asked. "Just...uh...Scotty." Veronica grinned innocently. "And Adam, Steven Richards, Victoria, Jericho and Mark." "All those people just for you?" Chris grinned, shifting Veronica so that she was sitting on his hip like a small child. "And Alexis too." Veronica said, trying to defend herself. "plus, you've gotten me out of worse fixes than this before. What's one last hurrah for old time's sake?"
By now mark had Alexis' fingernails embedded in his arm. "Umm...Alexis...could you possibly remove your fingernails from my arm? ... please?" Mark asked nicely, trying to remove Alexis' nails from his arm.
At that point Adam and Scott came into the locker room. "What the hell is going on in here?" Adam exclaimed. "Adam, how nice of you to drop by." Alexis smiled brightly. "Adam, remove your sister's nails out of my arm. She's starting to draw blood." Mark said, having given up on trying to remove said nails himself. "Hi Scotty." Veronica grinned, climbing down from her seat on Chris' hip and making her way to Alexis. When she reached her best friend she grabbed her arm, and pulled her closer to the door. "Bye Scotty." She said, as she and Alexis took off at a dead run out the door.
They continued to run down the hallway till they had to choose a direction: right or left. "A. Which way?" Veronica yelled over her shoulder. "Left, left, go left." Alexis screamed, as Veronica proceeded to turn right. "I meant your other left." "Oopsies!" Veronica grinned innocently.
By some miracle of a chance, Alexis and Veronica opened the door to their own locker room. "How did we end up here?" Alexis asked. "And, I thought I specifically told you to turn left." "Ya know, you should be thankful for my choice of 'left', who knows, if we had turned down YOUR left we coulda ended up in 3-Minute Warnings dressing room and have been subjected to Ricco's fashion advice." Veronica calmly stated. "So the way I see it, my left is better than your left."
The girls quieted down a little as they heard somebody coming near the room. The door opened to reveal two irate older brothers. "Didn't we specifically tell you two NOT to leave this room? "Scott asked, as Adam raised an eyebrow. "We didn't." Alexis grinned innocently. "Uh huh." Adam nodded his head. "You were here the whole time?" "Yup." Alexis grinned. "Then explain to me, please, what exactly you two were doing in Mark and Chris' locker room?" Scott said. "Well, you see, what happened was this..." Veronica began, "we went to the bathroom and we were gonna leave a behind a trail of bread crumbs, but we didn't have any breadcrumbs on us and the story was quite mordent. So on our way back we got a little lost and stopped by Mark and Chris' locker room to ask for directions. Cause unlike you men, women will stop to ask for directions, when hopelessly lost." "Veronica, sweetie, if I recall correctly, I don't believe that you can tell your right from your left very well." Scott said. "Aha! I knew it." Alexis jumped in the air. "Hey, I got us back here didn't I?" Veronica asked. "You would have gotten us even more lost if we went down your left. So ha!" "Uh girls, would you mind breaking it up for a moment?" Adam asked. "Actually we do mind!" Alexis and Veronica said at the same time. "Everybody under 21 sit down and shut up!" Scott yelled.
Alexis and Veronica immediately dropped down to the floor. "Thank you." "Do you girls have any idea how much trouble you could have gotten yourselves into?" Adam yelled.
Veronica began to open her mouth to answer but Adam cut her off. "you could have gotten yourselves jumped. Or...or...raped. Or killed! Do you realize this? There are some very messed up people working in this company. Do you realize what they could have done to you? Some of the guys are so full of themselves that all they think about is getting a piece of some hot ass. And you two are pretty good looking." Adam said. "Uh... Adam, don't you think you went a little overboard there?" Scott asked. "Nope." Adam said. "Girls, listen" Scott said. "We work here, we know what these guys are like, and we don't want you to get hurt." "yeah." Adam nodded, having calmed down a bit. "Believe us, we were your age once too, and we didn't like following orders, but we did and look where we are today." "I suppose they're right, V." Alexis said, turning to Veronica. "We truly have come a long way form the Ice Age." "Thanx Lexi." Adam deadpanned. "you're welcome." Alexis grinned up at her older brother. "If you two wanna walk around A LITTLE that's fine, just try not to get lost." Scott said. "So that means: don't let Veronica choose the way?" Alexis asked. "Basically." Scott nodded. "Well thanx a bunch Scotty." Veronica said. "Hey, I may not have the greatest sense of direction, but at least I can tell the difference between a man and a rodent wannabe." "I was drunk, for the last f***kin' time" Alexis exclaimed, indigently. "Girls, just be on your best behavior." Scott said. "But, we are on our best behavior." Veronica said, smiling angelically. "We're being perfect little devils." "Damn, you're right." Scott said to himself. "will I win I tell you to be on your worst behavior? " "Absolutely not." Alexis confirmed.
At that point the locker room opened, revealing a checkered-pant Chris Jericho. "Adam, why did your sister and other person run into my locker room?" Jericho asked in his really annoying voice. "Scotty. "Veronica complained. "it called me 'and other person', beat it up." "Not now V. Go ask Chris, maybe he'll beat it up for you." Scotty said, sitting down on a bench. "Scotty, don't make me tell daddy, that you let somebody call me names." Veronica said, coming to stand next to her brother. "Yo, she's pulling the daddy factor." Adam said. "that's harsh." "Excuse me, I was talking." Jericho stated, shifting his weight onto his left leg, and doing the valley girl hand motion. "Shut up, before I shove my 5in. heel up your ass, you smelly, ugly, bad dressing, son of a bitch, ass-clown." Veronica said, getting into Jericho's face. "Hon, get away from there. I don't want dad to kill me, if you catch a terminal disease." Scott said, pulling Veronica onto his lap. "yeah and put a shirt on." Adam said, turning Alexis into his chest and hugging her close. "these girls are young and have virgin eyes, they don't need to be scared for life." "Hey, at least I'M not a no good, lying, but-ugly, assclown, 2 cent, bottom feeding, trash bag ho." Jericho said.
Unfortunately for Jericho he didn't notice Jay Reso, Adam's best friend, and Chris (Rhyno), Scott's best friend, enter the locker room prior to his little outburst. "Who exactly were you referring to when you said you weren't a no good, lying, but-ugly, assclown, 2 cent, bottom feeding, trash bag ho? 'Cause we all know that for you that is a compliment." Chris said. "Those two little sluts." Jericho answered, pointing to Alexis and Veronica." And I am none of those things. I am 'the highlight of the night', 'the ayatollah of rock and rollah,' 'the king of the world' Chris Jericho." "Right. And I'm puff the Magic Dragon." Jay nodded. "K, guys let's kill him."
With that the four decent men in the room began to punch and kick the butt-ugly, assclown, loser, while the girls cheered them on. While that was going on, John Cena and Shawn Michaels walked into the locker room causing the girls to stop cheering and stare at the gorgeous men. "Ah. Nothing like a good spot of violence before tea." John Cena said. "Speaking of, would you ladies care to join us for some?" Shawn said, extending an elbow. "Gladly." Veronica replied, accepting the offered elbow. "Oh hell yeah." Alexis said, joining John.
With that the two couples left the locker room.
End Chapter 2
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Chapter 2: Meeting the Gang
"V, are you sure this is a good idea?" Alexis asked nervously. Veronica poked her head out of the dressing room that her brother and Adam had specifically told them not to leave. "Of course not. That's why we're doing it." "Oh, ok. Just checking."
Seeing that the coast was clear, veronica and Alexis took off like two bats out of hell while their respective brothers were out getting something. They were in search of two certain people, Veronica for Shawn Michaels and Alexis for John Cena. "Which way?" Alexis hissed her question to Veronica as they raced along the corridors. "Ah, this way." Veronica said, turning into a new hallway.
They raced along for a couple of feet, before they noticed that both of their brothers were at the opposite end of the hall. "Shit." Both Veronica and Alexis mumbled. "Here." Alexis opened a random door and pulled Veronica inside before their brothers saw them. "Close one." Veronica muttered. "Tell me about it." Alexis responded.
It was around this moment that both girls decided to look and see where they were. In a locker room.
But not just anyone's locker room, they were in the locker room of Victoria and Steven Richards. The two girls looked at each other then looked back to Victoria and Steven Richards, who were looking at them rather curiously, and then back at each other. "Out of all the locker rooms in this entire arena..."Veronica started. "Quiet."
Alexis spun around and opened the door again, back out to the hallway. Their brothers would be a lot less painful than Victoria and Richards. By this point, Scott and Adam were halfway down the hall when they noticed their sisters coming out of a very disturbing locker room that they knew was not the one that they had told them to stay in. "Awe shit." Alexis heard veronica mutter. "Come on. We ain't over yet." Alexis grabbed veronica's wrist and started to drag her in the opposite direction from that of their brothers. "They can't kill us, till they catch us. Now start running." Alexis tried to show her logic to Veronica. "I want my mommy." Veronica whined in a true three year old fashion.
Taking off again like bats out of hell, it was now Alexis who was deciding which way to go. "Come on!" Alexis yelled back to Veronica. "This one! It can't be any worse than what you did." Veronica said as another random door was opened.
Ducking inside, the girls slammed the door shut behind them and then proceeded to lock it. Turning back away from the door, they were greeted with the site of Chris Jericho who was in the process of changing into his infamous checkered pants. "You were saying?!" Alexis almost became irate with Veronica.
Spinning back to the door, they proceeded to claw at it before Veronica undid the lock. Running out of the room, they both knew that they had just been traumatized for the rest of their lives. "My eyes! I can't see!" Alexis screamed out. "Fine! I'll lead then."
Still trying to dodge their brothers, Veronica tugged on Alexis' shirt to get her to move. "But I can't see!" Alexis continued.
Around this point Stacy wearing a "testicles" shirt walked by. "Trust me, A, you don't wanna."
Running along more, Veronica sent a prayer heavenward that door number three, would be better than the previous two. Her prayers were answered. "Mark!" Both, Veronica and Alexis shouted.
One very confused Dead Man looked up just in time to see the Veronica and Alexis throw themselves at him. "Oh my god! We love you! You're a saint!" Both girls were basically on top of him, trying to put as much distance between them and the door, which their brothers would soon be walking through. Now the irrational male side of Mark's brain was telling him that he had two very attractive girls on top of him, shouting that they loved him. The rational side told him that he was gonna go deaf. Prying Alexis' fingers out of his arm and trying to locate Veronica's mouth so that he could put clamp a hand over it, he tried to figure out what was going on. "What in the hell is going on?!" He felt veronica's mouth start moving again so he pressed his hand down harder. "You. Speak." Mark gestured to Alexis. "We're dead."
When she didn't continue, Mark tried to get more info out of her. "Ok, Who's going to kill you?" "our brothers."
As soon as the words left Alexis' mouth, the door suddenly opened. Fearing that it was their brothers, the girls climbed into the Phenom's lap in hopes he would protect them. Instead of it being Adam and Scott, there stood Chris a.k.a. Rhyno. "Chris!" Veronica squealed as she jumped into his arms. "You'll save me, won't you?" she asked desperately. She even went so far as to kiss his cheek. "Promise me you'' save me." "Umm... Veronica, doll...who exactly is it that I'm saving you from?" Chris asked. "Just...uh...Scotty." Veronica grinned innocently. "And Adam, Steven Richards, Victoria, Jericho and Mark." "All those people just for you?" Chris grinned, shifting Veronica so that she was sitting on his hip like a small child. "And Alexis too." Veronica said, trying to defend herself. "plus, you've gotten me out of worse fixes than this before. What's one last hurrah for old time's sake?"
By now mark had Alexis' fingernails embedded in his arm. "Umm...Alexis...could you possibly remove your fingernails from my arm? ... please?" Mark asked nicely, trying to remove Alexis' nails from his arm.
At that point Adam and Scott came into the locker room. "What the hell is going on in here?" Adam exclaimed. "Adam, how nice of you to drop by." Alexis smiled brightly. "Adam, remove your sister's nails out of my arm. She's starting to draw blood." Mark said, having given up on trying to remove said nails himself. "Hi Scotty." Veronica grinned, climbing down from her seat on Chris' hip and making her way to Alexis. When she reached her best friend she grabbed her arm, and pulled her closer to the door. "Bye Scotty." She said, as she and Alexis took off at a dead run out the door.
They continued to run down the hallway till they had to choose a direction: right or left. "A. Which way?" Veronica yelled over her shoulder. "Left, left, go left." Alexis screamed, as Veronica proceeded to turn right. "I meant your other left." "Oopsies!" Veronica grinned innocently.
By some miracle of a chance, Alexis and Veronica opened the door to their own locker room. "How did we end up here?" Alexis asked. "And, I thought I specifically told you to turn left." "Ya know, you should be thankful for my choice of 'left', who knows, if we had turned down YOUR left we coulda ended up in 3-Minute Warnings dressing room and have been subjected to Ricco's fashion advice." Veronica calmly stated. "So the way I see it, my left is better than your left."
The girls quieted down a little as they heard somebody coming near the room. The door opened to reveal two irate older brothers. "Didn't we specifically tell you two NOT to leave this room? "Scott asked, as Adam raised an eyebrow. "We didn't." Alexis grinned innocently. "Uh huh." Adam nodded his head. "You were here the whole time?" "Yup." Alexis grinned. "Then explain to me, please, what exactly you two were doing in Mark and Chris' locker room?" Scott said. "Well, you see, what happened was this..." Veronica began, "we went to the bathroom and we were gonna leave a behind a trail of bread crumbs, but we didn't have any breadcrumbs on us and the story was quite mordent. So on our way back we got a little lost and stopped by Mark and Chris' locker room to ask for directions. Cause unlike you men, women will stop to ask for directions, when hopelessly lost." "Veronica, sweetie, if I recall correctly, I don't believe that you can tell your right from your left very well." Scott said. "Aha! I knew it." Alexis jumped in the air. "Hey, I got us back here didn't I?" Veronica asked. "You would have gotten us even more lost if we went down your left. So ha!" "Uh girls, would you mind breaking it up for a moment?" Adam asked. "Actually we do mind!" Alexis and Veronica said at the same time. "Everybody under 21 sit down and shut up!" Scott yelled.
Alexis and Veronica immediately dropped down to the floor. "Thank you." "Do you girls have any idea how much trouble you could have gotten yourselves into?" Adam yelled.
Veronica began to open her mouth to answer but Adam cut her off. "you could have gotten yourselves jumped. Or...or...raped. Or killed! Do you realize this? There are some very messed up people working in this company. Do you realize what they could have done to you? Some of the guys are so full of themselves that all they think about is getting a piece of some hot ass. And you two are pretty good looking." Adam said. "Uh... Adam, don't you think you went a little overboard there?" Scott asked. "Nope." Adam said. "Girls, listen" Scott said. "We work here, we know what these guys are like, and we don't want you to get hurt." "yeah." Adam nodded, having calmed down a bit. "Believe us, we were your age once too, and we didn't like following orders, but we did and look where we are today." "I suppose they're right, V." Alexis said, turning to Veronica. "We truly have come a long way form the Ice Age." "Thanx Lexi." Adam deadpanned. "you're welcome." Alexis grinned up at her older brother. "If you two wanna walk around A LITTLE that's fine, just try not to get lost." Scott said. "So that means: don't let Veronica choose the way?" Alexis asked. "Basically." Scott nodded. "Well thanx a bunch Scotty." Veronica said. "Hey, I may not have the greatest sense of direction, but at least I can tell the difference between a man and a rodent wannabe." "I was drunk, for the last f***kin' time" Alexis exclaimed, indigently. "Girls, just be on your best behavior." Scott said. "But, we are on our best behavior." Veronica said, smiling angelically. "We're being perfect little devils." "Damn, you're right." Scott said to himself. "will I win I tell you to be on your worst behavior? " "Absolutely not." Alexis confirmed.
At that point the locker room opened, revealing a checkered-pant Chris Jericho. "Adam, why did your sister and other person run into my locker room?" Jericho asked in his really annoying voice. "Scotty. "Veronica complained. "it called me 'and other person', beat it up." "Not now V. Go ask Chris, maybe he'll beat it up for you." Scotty said, sitting down on a bench. "Scotty, don't make me tell daddy, that you let somebody call me names." Veronica said, coming to stand next to her brother. "Yo, she's pulling the daddy factor." Adam said. "that's harsh." "Excuse me, I was talking." Jericho stated, shifting his weight onto his left leg, and doing the valley girl hand motion. "Shut up, before I shove my 5in. heel up your ass, you smelly, ugly, bad dressing, son of a bitch, ass-clown." Veronica said, getting into Jericho's face. "Hon, get away from there. I don't want dad to kill me, if you catch a terminal disease." Scott said, pulling Veronica onto his lap. "yeah and put a shirt on." Adam said, turning Alexis into his chest and hugging her close. "these girls are young and have virgin eyes, they don't need to be scared for life." "Hey, at least I'M not a no good, lying, but-ugly, assclown, 2 cent, bottom feeding, trash bag ho." Jericho said.
Unfortunately for Jericho he didn't notice Jay Reso, Adam's best friend, and Chris (Rhyno), Scott's best friend, enter the locker room prior to his little outburst. "Who exactly were you referring to when you said you weren't a no good, lying, but-ugly, assclown, 2 cent, bottom feeding, trash bag ho? 'Cause we all know that for you that is a compliment." Chris said. "Those two little sluts." Jericho answered, pointing to Alexis and Veronica." And I am none of those things. I am 'the highlight of the night', 'the ayatollah of rock and rollah,' 'the king of the world' Chris Jericho." "Right. And I'm puff the Magic Dragon." Jay nodded. "K, guys let's kill him."
With that the four decent men in the room began to punch and kick the butt-ugly, assclown, loser, while the girls cheered them on. While that was going on, John Cena and Shawn Michaels walked into the locker room causing the girls to stop cheering and stare at the gorgeous men. "Ah. Nothing like a good spot of violence before tea." John Cena said. "Speaking of, would you ladies care to join us for some?" Shawn said, extending an elbow. "Gladly." Veronica replied, accepting the offered elbow. "Oh hell yeah." Alexis said, joining John.
With that the two couples left the locker room.
End Chapter 2
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