DEDICATION: To my right foot. It's hairy. And it smells occasionally. But
where would I be without it? Probably on the ground... Yeah... So thank you
right foot. As for left foot, you can go $%&% yourself with a #(&#&( and
then take a tricycle and %$#$#$ while the dog barks as you %$(&#$&%&(5
until you got to go to a special doctor to get the %$%$#& box removed!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own The Piano Man
Marik stands on the stage, in front of the mike, with a harmonica in his hand. The curtain rises behind him to show Tristan at a piano. With a crack of his neck Marik starts playing the harmonica in tune to the Piano Man and Tristan picks up with the beautiful sounds of the piano.
"Poor Yugi Muoto was pitiful," Marik sang. "Couldn't have been any shyer."
"HEY!" Yugi's voice rang from backstage.
Marik snickered and continued on. "Tea Gardner still wouldn't notice him, even if his hair was on fire."
"Yeah, and considering the amount of hairspray Yugi uses," Tristan cracked. "That's probably happened more then once."
Yugi's enraged yell rang out from backstage and a shoe flew out, barely missing Tristan's head.
"But then one day he finished that Millennium Puzzle of his," Marik sang on. "That last piece came down. And now Yami plays, all his Shadow Games, and evil fears all over town."
"La diddy da. Diddy da. Diddy daaaa diddy daaaa dumdum." Tristan cooed quietly.
Marik pointed in the direction of where Yugi's cries came from earlier. "Play us a game! You're the King of them. Play us a game tonight. Cause we all could sure use us a hero now, and theirs evil doings tonight."
Marik played a small tune into the harmonica and did a small dance while Tristan played his piano. With a quick glance to the other side of the stage, Marik smiled evilly and grabbed the mike with a laugh.
"Now Joey Wheelers a friend of his, who wants to be a Duel King," Marik smiled. "But to his great surprise, seems Yugi can be loser guys, even while outside it rains."
"WHAT?!?!" came Joey's enraged cry from where Marik had looked a second ago. Joey tried to charge on stage to beat the stuffing out of Marik, but a large black security guard named Butch, swung from the rafters above and threw Joey into a tuba. Joey's angry yells could be heard from inside the tuba as his legs kicked around helplessly from the big hole of the tuba. Tristan and Marik both pointed and laughed for a minute before getting back to the song.
"I must save the world! That's the catchphrase of Yami-Yugi. If you missed it, don't worry he'll say the line, again and again and again."
There was a flash of light from offstage.
"MARIK!" roared Yami-Yugi. "After the show, Me. You. Parking lot!"
Marik laughed and made an inappropriate sign with his hand at Yugi and traded places with Tristan.
"Now Marik's a disgruntled tomb keeper," Tristan sang. "Who never liked living underground. But then something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone."
Marik growled a little at Tristan and made the gesture with his hand again.
"And he drives around on that bike of his! And he's casting spells with his Rod. Yeah he has the same dumb hair as Yugi, but he's scarier then Odion."
Marik growled and Yugi yelled something. Then the Millennium puzzle flew through the air and hit Tristan on the back while Marik smacked him upside the head with his Millennium rod.
"Play us a game! You're the King of them!" Marik sang. "Play us a game tonight! You're so brave and powerful and magical now! A comb through your hair would be your biggest fight!"
Yugi came out playing an accordion, while Tristan hobbled back to Piano. Yugi grabbed his Millennium Puzzle, and kicked Marik in the ankle as he danced offstage. Marik rubbed his sore ankle and continued to sing.
"It's a pretty good day on the battle blimp. Yami-Marik has bitten the dust. And I heard Joey said, he wants Mai in his bed, and he wants to bury his face in her bust."
"WHAT?!" came the screech of one Mrs. Mai Valentine.
She stormed onstage, shoving Marik out of the way and stormed down to Joey, who had just gotten himself out of the tuba. Turning to see Mai, he smiled and waved, not hearing what Marik had just said.
"Hey Mai. What's up?"
With a slap, that Yugi would later call 'The Slap Heard Around the World', Mai sent Joey back into the tuba. She then proceeded to kick at the tuba and curse at Joey, who was now stuck again in the tuba, confused very much so.
"Ummm... Mai? I was just joking," Marik said. "He didn't say that. I just used it for the song."
"WHA?!" Mai cried in shock. "That means..."
Mai looked at the stuck Joey in embarrassment, and sorrow. She grabbed his legs and pulled him out. Joey glared holes through Mai as she pouted and looked at the ground.
"I... I'm sorry Joey," Mai tried to apologize.
Before Joey could say anything, Mai wrapped him in a tight hug. Joey just smiled, and considering this is trying to be a G fic, I'll let you guess where his face was. When they separated the hug Joey gave Mai a thumbs up.
"Come on Joey," Mai said grabbing his wrist. "You can help me get ready for my act next."
The two left for backstage as Marik and Tristan shook their head in disbelief.
"How?" Tristan mumbled. "How does he get the girls?"
One of Mai's shoes flew out and hit Tristan in the head.
"And Tea is all hot for Yugi now!" Marik sang on. "But Yugi to dumb to tell! Tea don't cry, you can give it a try, again when season three starts!"
Marik closed his eyes and played the harmonica. A second later, Joey, Mai, Yugi, Tea, and Tristan were all advancing on him. Marik stopped the harmonica and sang with his eyes closed.
"Play us a game! You're the King of them! Play us a game tonight! Because we could all sure use us a hero now, and we think that you'll do all right."
Marik played the last verse of the song then opened his eyes and saw the advancing crowd. With an EEP! Marik took off through the crowd.
"GET HIM!" Yugi cried and the angry mob chased after him.
"It was just a song guys!" Marik yelled running. "Don't hurt me!"
DISCLAIMER: I do not own The Piano Man
Marik stands on the stage, in front of the mike, with a harmonica in his hand. The curtain rises behind him to show Tristan at a piano. With a crack of his neck Marik starts playing the harmonica in tune to the Piano Man and Tristan picks up with the beautiful sounds of the piano.
"Poor Yugi Muoto was pitiful," Marik sang. "Couldn't have been any shyer."
"HEY!" Yugi's voice rang from backstage.
Marik snickered and continued on. "Tea Gardner still wouldn't notice him, even if his hair was on fire."
"Yeah, and considering the amount of hairspray Yugi uses," Tristan cracked. "That's probably happened more then once."
Yugi's enraged yell rang out from backstage and a shoe flew out, barely missing Tristan's head.
"But then one day he finished that Millennium Puzzle of his," Marik sang on. "That last piece came down. And now Yami plays, all his Shadow Games, and evil fears all over town."
"La diddy da. Diddy da. Diddy daaaa diddy daaaa dumdum." Tristan cooed quietly.
Marik pointed in the direction of where Yugi's cries came from earlier. "Play us a game! You're the King of them. Play us a game tonight. Cause we all could sure use us a hero now, and theirs evil doings tonight."
Marik played a small tune into the harmonica and did a small dance while Tristan played his piano. With a quick glance to the other side of the stage, Marik smiled evilly and grabbed the mike with a laugh.
"Now Joey Wheelers a friend of his, who wants to be a Duel King," Marik smiled. "But to his great surprise, seems Yugi can be loser guys, even while outside it rains."
"WHAT?!?!" came Joey's enraged cry from where Marik had looked a second ago. Joey tried to charge on stage to beat the stuffing out of Marik, but a large black security guard named Butch, swung from the rafters above and threw Joey into a tuba. Joey's angry yells could be heard from inside the tuba as his legs kicked around helplessly from the big hole of the tuba. Tristan and Marik both pointed and laughed for a minute before getting back to the song.
"I must save the world! That's the catchphrase of Yami-Yugi. If you missed it, don't worry he'll say the line, again and again and again."
There was a flash of light from offstage.
"MARIK!" roared Yami-Yugi. "After the show, Me. You. Parking lot!"
Marik laughed and made an inappropriate sign with his hand at Yugi and traded places with Tristan.
"Now Marik's a disgruntled tomb keeper," Tristan sang. "Who never liked living underground. But then something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone."
Marik growled a little at Tristan and made the gesture with his hand again.
"And he drives around on that bike of his! And he's casting spells with his Rod. Yeah he has the same dumb hair as Yugi, but he's scarier then Odion."
Marik growled and Yugi yelled something. Then the Millennium puzzle flew through the air and hit Tristan on the back while Marik smacked him upside the head with his Millennium rod.
"Play us a game! You're the King of them!" Marik sang. "Play us a game tonight! You're so brave and powerful and magical now! A comb through your hair would be your biggest fight!"
Yugi came out playing an accordion, while Tristan hobbled back to Piano. Yugi grabbed his Millennium Puzzle, and kicked Marik in the ankle as he danced offstage. Marik rubbed his sore ankle and continued to sing.
"It's a pretty good day on the battle blimp. Yami-Marik has bitten the dust. And I heard Joey said, he wants Mai in his bed, and he wants to bury his face in her bust."
"WHAT?!" came the screech of one Mrs. Mai Valentine.
She stormed onstage, shoving Marik out of the way and stormed down to Joey, who had just gotten himself out of the tuba. Turning to see Mai, he smiled and waved, not hearing what Marik had just said.
"Hey Mai. What's up?"
With a slap, that Yugi would later call 'The Slap Heard Around the World', Mai sent Joey back into the tuba. She then proceeded to kick at the tuba and curse at Joey, who was now stuck again in the tuba, confused very much so.
"Ummm... Mai? I was just joking," Marik said. "He didn't say that. I just used it for the song."
"WHA?!" Mai cried in shock. "That means..."
Mai looked at the stuck Joey in embarrassment, and sorrow. She grabbed his legs and pulled him out. Joey glared holes through Mai as she pouted and looked at the ground.
"I... I'm sorry Joey," Mai tried to apologize.
Before Joey could say anything, Mai wrapped him in a tight hug. Joey just smiled, and considering this is trying to be a G fic, I'll let you guess where his face was. When they separated the hug Joey gave Mai a thumbs up.
"Come on Joey," Mai said grabbing his wrist. "You can help me get ready for my act next."
The two left for backstage as Marik and Tristan shook their head in disbelief.
"How?" Tristan mumbled. "How does he get the girls?"
One of Mai's shoes flew out and hit Tristan in the head.
"And Tea is all hot for Yugi now!" Marik sang on. "But Yugi to dumb to tell! Tea don't cry, you can give it a try, again when season three starts!"
Marik closed his eyes and played the harmonica. A second later, Joey, Mai, Yugi, Tea, and Tristan were all advancing on him. Marik stopped the harmonica and sang with his eyes closed.
"Play us a game! You're the King of them! Play us a game tonight! Because we could all sure use us a hero now, and we think that you'll do all right."
Marik played the last verse of the song then opened his eyes and saw the advancing crowd. With an EEP! Marik took off through the crowd.
"GET HIM!" Yugi cried and the angry mob chased after him.
"It was just a song guys!" Marik yelled running. "Don't hurt me!"