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Dinner From Hell

Harry was not looking forward to the dinner but he was happy to see Draco even if his crazy family had to be there too. He had been thinking the whole way from Gryffindor tower to the dungeons so it felt like he got there too fast.

He saw Draco standing where they had agreed to meet He looks gorgeous thought Harry.

He was looking anxious and was pacing but when he saw Harry he stopped and went to him and stood there...staring at him.

"Hi Draco." said Harry shyly.

"Harry, you look...you look amazing." said Draco honestly.

"Thank you." said Harry blushing. He decided to wear a dark blue, long- sleeved, fitted shirt and black trousers but what was different was the hair, he put some potion Hermione had given him in it and it was combed back with a few chunks falling over his eyes.

"You look great too." said Harry after his blush had reduced to a lighter shade.

Draco was wearing a black, silk, button-down shirt and gray trousers, his hair was completely slicked back I like it better loose thought Harry.

"I know." said Draco smirking when Harry punched him playfully in the arm.

"So shall we go and get this over with?" said Draco offering his arm. Harry nodded and took it.

They reached the portrait and Harry opened his mouth to say the password to his grandfather when Draco closed his mouth over his.

It was a desperate kiss like he thought it would be the last or something... Why would he feel that way? thought Harry.

"Draco…," it came out as a breathy moan that made Draco want to take him to an empty classroom and do ungodly things to him.

"Yes?" said Draco as if nothing had happened.

"What, what was that?" asked Harry who was still breathing heavily.

"I forgot to say hello and I don't think your parents would like it if I did it in there." said Draco pointing at the portrait.

"What are you two doing out here?" asked James poking his head out and beckoning them inside.

They went in and Harry was surprised to see his Godparents Great, another person who hates Draco...mmm...but Remus could be useful thought Harry.

He felt Draco's hands tightening over his and looked at Sirius who had a bit of a murderous glint in his eyes.

Harry squeezed his boyfriend's hand and smiled trying to calm him down. Draco took a deep breath and stepped forward.

"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Potter, I want to thank you for having me," said Draco shaking James's hand and kissing Lily's.

"Professor Lupin, Mr. Black," he shook Remus's hand but only nodded to Sirius.

Harry said hello to both his parents with a kiss and a hug.

"Hi." said Draco awkwardly to Harry's brother; he didn't know how he felt about him.

"Hi, don't look so scared or Sirius will eat you alive." said Jeremy who was the only one sitting down on the table.

Draco nodded and looked at Harry who was being hugged by Professor Lupin who was kissing his forehead just as Sirius lifted him up, hugged him and kissed his temple. Harry was a little embarrassed by his family's displays of affection.

Draco was uncomfortable by it; his family wasn't big on it. The last time his father had hugged was about five or six years ago when he thought he was lost and found him in the back yard at the manor.

"Hey, are you done?" asked Jeremy annoyed.

"Are you jealous?" asked Harry smirking.

"No, hi by the way, it's me your one and only brother who you punched and kicked yesterday...I'm doing great you know." said Jeremy sarcastically and Draco liked him instantly.

Harry stuck his tongue out at him. Jeremy just rolled his eyes.

"Stop it you two, we have company." said Lily in her perfect hostess voice.

"He's not company." said Jeremy gesturing to Draco making Harry glare at him.

"Jeremy!" said Lily in her 'I'm-losing-my-last-nerve' voice (Lily has loads of voices)

"Fine, why couldn't my boyfriend come to dinner...he is better looking than Malfoy." mumbled Jeremy making everyone shake their heads with a laugh.

"Harry you look great." said Remus smiling and Harry blushed and avoided everyone's eyes.

"So, Draco what do you like to do?" asked Lily starting to serve the food.

"Well... I play quidditch, I love to read ancient wizard literature--," he was interrupted by Sirius. "Practice dark arts I presume?" Harry grabbed Draco's hand and squeezed it trying to calm him down.

"I don't practice the dark arts although I find them quite fascinating." he said looking at Sirius straight in the eye.

"I bet you do." said Sirius sarcastically.

"Sirius please?" begged Harry and everyone waited expectantly looking from Sirius to Harry.

"I'm sorry." said Sirius not feeling sorry at all but giving in at his godson's look.

Draco nodded. "Mrs. Potter did you cook this?" he asked trying to change the subject.

"Yes, I did. Do you like it?" she asked a little nervous.

"Yes, it's incredible I thought the Hogwarts house elves were the best cooks but obviously I was wrong." Lily beamed at him.

Harry smiled at him gratefully.

"Is this...relationship between you two serious?" asked Lily after a few seconds of silence.

"Yes, I care very much about Harry." said Draco looking directly at Harry while he said it.

Harry felt his heart soaring and for a minute wondered if it was hovering above everyone else.

"That's good. I'm guessing your parents didn't know about your relationship until Thursday when they saw you at the hospital wing?" Lily asked.

"No they didn't know but they do now." he answered firmly.

"I thought you were betrothed to the Parkinson's daughter." said Sirius looking at Harry while he said this.

"I was. My parents made that decision but it doesn't mean I'll follow it," said Draco a little irritated at Sirius who he thought was getting used to him.

"You mean you don't plan on marrying her?" asked Sirius.

"That's exactly what I mean." Draco's voice sounded so much like his father's Harry shivered.

"Do your parents approve of your relationship with Harry?" asked Lily

"No they don't, but not for the reasons you think...it's complicated. It doesn't matter because in the end I don't care." he said smiling at Harry.

Lily felt almost defeated, she wanted to hate Draco but he was charming, polite and made her son smile...his beautiful smile. She had been surprised when she saw Harry coming in hand in hand with Draco; he looked so grown up it made her feel a little sad.

"Well...I guess we should now discuss the rules." said Lily after coming out of her thoughts.

"Rules?" asked Harry a little scared by the word.

"Yes. If you plan on dating we need rules to avoid misunderstandings." she said simply.

"O-kay…," said Harry gulping a little.

"First of all no lying, I mean it Harry. Second you have a curfew; I want you in your dorm at ten and midnight on weekends. Third no cutting class except for actual illness. Fourth, whenever you're together you have to have more than one person with you." Harry was so embarrassed by this rules, his mum kept going on and on. Some of the things weren't that bad but some were completely ridiculous.

Jeremy was snickering. James and Sirius were grinning like mad and Remus was giving them a sympathetic smile.

"Mum, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but...have you lost your mind?" asked Harry making everyone look at him.

"Excuse me?" asked Lily.

"Mum, look I can make my peace with the curfew and the lying and stuff, but what's this about not spending time alone, I mean you, dad, Remus, Sirius and Jeremy are around all the time and you can't tell Draco where to put his hands," he said the last part in a hushed, embarrassed voice.

"I...fine...some of it was a bit unreasonable...no lying, no breaking curfew and you have to tell me where you are if you leave the castle, okay?" she was trying so hard not to ask for more.

"Yes!" said the boys in unison.

"Good. Now we need to have a talk about something a little more intimate an- -"

“MUM!!!" Harry cut her off mortified about what she could say next.

"Remus and Sirius already gave us that talk." said Harry and Draco was trying no to laugh when he

remembered.

"They did?" she asked looking at Remus surprised.

"Yes, we had a dinner and then talked to them about it, Harry needed a bit more information than Draco." he said smiling slightly at Harry's deep blush.

"I'm fine, I have all the information I need," he said quickly trying to ignore the snickers coming from Jeremy.

"Don't hesitate to ask if you have doubts about something." said Jeremy trying to hold in his laughter.

"Like you would know," said Harry.

"More than you," replied Jeremy.

"Is that why Oliver spends so much time in the showers with the Weasley twins? He must be good then." Harry didn't know where that came from but he couldn't stop it.

Jeremy couldn't believe Harry; his baby brother Harry had said that. He was about to hit him when his mother pointed her wand at Harry who a second later had pink bubbles out of his mouth.

"Watch that mouth," said Lily angry that she had to use magic on him.

Harry was so red...he was embarrassed and angry.

"Apologize to your brother." said Lily and then the bubbles stopped but the soap flavor in his mouth was unbearable.

"I'm sorry, Jeremy." said Harry through gritted teeth.

"Can you excuse us? We were planning on going to Hogsmeade for a little while," said Harry getting up and grabbing Draco with him.

"You're grounded." said Lily simply.

"Please mum, come on this will be our real first date." pleaded Harry.

"I'm sorry." she said

"Fine, I'll walk Draco to the entrance hall then." said

Harry glaring at her.

"Come straight back." she said without looking at him.

She hated to punish him but the fighting between the brothers had been getting worse and more frequent.

Harry made a noise signaling he had heard and left with Draco who didn't have time to say thanks or even goodbye.

They made it to the entrance hall's front doors and Harry turned to Draco to say good-bye.

"Well, have a good time, okay?" said Harry sadly

because he wanted to go with Draco to Hogsmeade.

"Harry, I was never planning on going without you. But now, you can walk me to my room." said Draco putting his arm around Harry and leading him to the dungeons.

Draco was kissing Harry when they entered the dungeons, they were lucky, almost everyone was in Hogsmeade because it was strange seeing them attached at the mouth and walking, they were bouncing off the walls and stumbled a couple of times.

"We're here." said Draco suddenly. He said the password and they went in.

"These are the Slytherin dormitories...? Wow we are so much better than you guys." said Harry happily.

"Shut up," said Draco pushing him into one of the high-backed chairs and snogging him senseless.

They had been making out for quite a bit. Harry loved kissing Draco and had discovered that his boyfriend liked squeezing his butt quite a bit. Draco had taken both of their shirts off and was kissing, sucking and biting Harry's neck.

Draco loved the sounds his boyfriend was making from the loud, desperate groans to the barely audible breathy moans. He was trailing moist kisses down Harry's chest and giving special attention to his nipples and going further down that flat stomach where he discovered that Harry was extremely ticklish on the spot right below his navel.

Harry was in heaven he felt some pain with the biting and the sucking but combined with the shivers, tingles and electric currents going through his body, especially his groin. Harry had never felt anything like it, and his pants started to feel weird... Did they shrink?!? two seconds later he felt so embarrassed because he understood what was going on. He never had one of those at night they always happened in the mornings before. He knew what was causing it this time...Draco.

He unconsciously started to rub his body against Draco's who was delighted to see the Gryffindor so responsive. He undid the belt and was about to unbutton the trouser when Harry grabbed his hand. DAMN IT!!! thought Draco, getting up frustrated.

He turned away and took a few deep breaths then turned back to Harry who was blushing and looking down in shame.

"Harry , it doesn't have to go that far tonight if you don't want to, I will never push you into anything but I want to see you...touch you....nothing more I promise." said

Draco kneeling in front of Harry and starting back where he left off.

Harry's heart sped up. He didn't know if he wanted Draco to see him naked, what if he thought he was ugly and dumped him...what if he didn't think he was good enough...what if....all these things were driving him insane.

"I'm sorry, I'm very, very sorry." said Harry grabbing his shirt and running off toward the wall that opened up to the main hall in the dungeons.

Draco took his own shirt and ran after him. Harry had the same feeling he had when he stayed with Draco on the Hog's Head I should have stopped him earlier thought Harry.

"Harry!" shouted Draco making Harry turn back. He had stopped running and had started walking, he remembered that incident with Mr. Malfoy but he never expected Draco to follow him.

"Draco, I'm sorry maybe we should...maybe I should back off." said Harry in a pained voice.

"Okay, is this some pathetic attempt at nobility or whatever foolishness you Gryffindors are always going on about? Because I just don't get it... more to the point I don't care. I like you Harry, I care about you and I told you it is not just about sex with you, so it doesn't matter when you're ready it'll be great, but for now I'm happy if I can snog you and make you squirm and do those sounds..." he trailed off making exaggerated moaning sounds. Harry smacked him on the arm before jumping on Draco's back and ordering the blond to carry him to Gryffindor tower.

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