Ode to Sue.
Here she comes,
The flawless one,
With just right curves,
And a very nice bum.
A perfect round bust,
And enchanting blue eyes,
It's hardly surprising,
She's caught all the boys!
She captured Ron first,
He could hardly resist,
A smile here or there,
And he'd die for a kiss.
Harry came next,
To fall for her charms,
A swish of her hair,
And he would open his arms.
But for our poor Sue,
This just wouldn't do,
Her brain was too full,
To stay with these 'fools'.
A clever, sharp lad,
That's what she needed,
So to Slytherin then,
Was where she proceeded.
Draco Malfoy
Fell to his knees,
Pleading that he would change,
If he could be hers please?
Then came Blaise,
A boy or a girl?
Nobody knew,
But he/she was hers!
But a taste of slash,
And Mary was hooked,
And soon all the girls,
Were down on her book.
But to our dismay,
She was squashed by a boulder,
And a ghost she now is,
To haunt Hogwarts with Myrtle!
By Helen Rose
Hehehe, I am very hypocritical in this poem of my own work: I do have a Mary-Sue but what kind of person are you if you can't mock yourself? Anyway, that was just a silly little thing I cooked up in my mad little brain. My inspiration was from: 'Come Back to the Galleon and Knut, Mary Sue' by weasleywheezes.
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