The Villains get a Week off
By King Cobra Clint
Hiya, again, this is K.C.C here, the fifth Chapter of the Story that don't end is here so sit down, don't go, and call you Shrink.
Warning!
This fic may cause:
Madness
Insanity
The urge to Kill Martha Stewart
The Clone Wars
Dancing with Iraqi Army Men
Voting for Kerry (Yak)
War with Kansas (not going to happen.)
Invasion by The Dead Moon Circus
And Killing Me (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Now on with the Story!
Chapter 5: The War Begins
(In a Lighthouse near the Ritz, Iron Mouse and her 'Army' are preparing for "Operation: Ritz Strom" I guess she couldn't think of a better name)
Iron Mouse: Ok, we got Magic Balls, Bombs, Destroyer Droids, Kelzacks, 2 Orgs, 2 Evil Space Ninjas, 1 Sailor Animate, 1 Amazon, a Tank, and the will to go on. Now lets kick some Senshi Butt!
(Marah raises her Hand)
Iron Mouse: what is it, Marah.
Marah: Before we go, can I go to the Bathroom? (Everyone, even the Droids, falls Anime style)
Kapri: MARHA! Why are you so Stupid?
Marah: I'm not Stupid WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Iron Mouse is getting mad)
Iron Mouse: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone looks at her)
Toxica: Ooooooooookkkkkkkk.
(suddenly, Iron Mouse's Sailor Suit turns into a army Uniform, and the American Flag appears behind her.)
Iron Mouse: Today, We'll save Galaxia's and Our other Bosses Vacation from those Sailor Senshi. We will Triumph over all odds, we will fight on land, sea and air. We will never give up. We will defeat the Senshi, and win. Now, We go out, and fight!
(everyone is crying)
All: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JunJun: That was Beautiful! Stiff
Jindrax: Lovely! WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Back at the Ritz Hotel, The Five Senshis are also getting ready for battle.)
Rini: Ok, Pink Moon wand,
Haruka: Check.
Rini: Super Space Sword,
Haruka: Check.
Rini: Aqua Mirror,
Michiru: Double Check.
Rini: Silent Grave,
Hotrau: Check
Setsuna: Is all this necessary? (she looks at the other Weapons, guns, knifes, enc.)
(a Noise is heard in the Background)
Rini: (Yelling) WHAT?!
(At the Pool, the other Senshi are lounging around, when Neherenia walks by.)
Neherenia: Ah, what a lovely day, even if I do hate it.
(suddenly a Tank Crashes though the wall, with Iron Mouse on it.)
Neherenia: Ooooooooookkkkkkkk
(soon the Tank enters the Lobby and tries to go up the stairs, but gets stuck.)
Marah: (she's driving the tank.) Ah, Iron Mouse, we have a problem.
Iron Mouse: I can see that, Kelzacks! Move is thing now!
(The Kelzacks get behind the Tank and push.)
Voice: Hold it right there!
(everyone looks up and sees there enemy, Sailor Mini Moon and the four Outer Senshi.)
Mini Moon: how dare you destroy a Beautiful hotel Lobby with a Weapon of death and Destruction.
Sailor Pluto: you hurt innocent people for the fun of it and it's not right.
Sailor Uranus: we will not stand for this and will stop you
Sailor Neptune: You will be punished severely for this attack.
Sailor Saturn: For we are the Sailor Senshi,
Mini Moon: and in the Name of the Future Moon,
Sailor Pluto: In the name of Pluto,
Sailor Uranus: in the name of Uranus,
Sailor Neptune: In the Name of Neptune,
Sailor Saturn: In the Name of Saturn.
All Five: We will Punish you!
(suddenly, all the Villains start laughing.)
Sailor Uranus: (augury) We said we will Punish you guys.
Marah: (still Laughing) you Laugh Punish us?
Toxica: Humph! We will Show you who's going down. (Laughs louder)
(JunJun is Aiming the Cannon on the tank at Uranus)
JunJun: (from inside the tank.) Ok, Senshis, can you said "Bye Bye" for us? MUHHHHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The other villains look at her)
JunJun: What? I always wanted to say that.
Kapri: Ok, now, you Idiot Senshis, you are going down.
Iron Mouse: FIRE!
(Jindrax Fires the Cannon)
Cannon: KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Five Senshi fly though a window after they get hit.)
Mini Moon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(soon, they land near the feet of someone Mini Moon Knows, and dislikes.)
Neherenia: WHAT!?!
(yep, it's Neherenia.)
Mini Moon: Uh no, not you.
(Neherenia soon takes out a Japanese Sword and starts to chase the Senshis with it.)
Saturn: RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Soon the Outers and Mini Moon are running for there lives, as The of The Dark Side of The Moon Chases them to the Pool.)
Neherenia: COME BACK HERE YOU SENSHIS!!!!!!!!!!
(soon she takes out a RPG Launcher! RUN FOR IT PEOPLE!!!!!)
URanus: OH SHIT!
(Neherenia fires the RPG, and it lands in the pool.)
RPG: KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Soon, a Certain Blonde, with Pig tails and Meatballs, Is flying in the air.)
Serena: WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(She land in the Parking Lot, then suddenly, Two people appear in the Lot. I think we all know who they are.)
Rita Replusa: Oh, Zeddy, this is Perfect!
(Yep, it's Everyone's favorite villains from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! Rita Replusa and Lord Zedd!)
Lord Zedd: Yes, My Dear, a week without those Pesky Rangers to stop us! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Two villains laugh as they go into the Hotel, Later that Night, Neherenia is stockpiling weapons for her own war against the Senshis.)
Neherenia: Those Stupid Senshis think they own this Planet, HA! I'll Teach them not to try and ruin MY vacation! MUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
(Zirconia and Wiseman are busy Playing Chess.)
Wiseman: What Got her thinking those pests are here?
Zirconia: I don't know, But her Doctor always said she might go nuts one of these days.
(PallaPalla Walks by.)
PallaPalla: Queen Neherenia an't the only one going nuts, JunJun and that weird Girl called Iron Mouse Blew up half the Lobby with a tank!
Galaxia: (who was listening in on them.) What!?
Wiseman: (Looking up from the Game.) Ah.. Galaxia.. Uh… how are you today? Eh he.
PallaPalla: Uh, Guys, look!
(everyone looks and sees Neherenia, dressed up like a commando, going out the Door.)
Neherenia: PREPARE TO DIE SENSHI SCUM! MUHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Zirconia: Oh No……
Next Time: Neherenia goes on the warpath, The war continues to get bigger, The Inters go fishing, and a night of singing! Yey!
And as always I don't own Sailor Moon, Power Rangers, or The Ritz Hotel. L
See ya Later and Read and Review!
