Throughout the rest of the night, Stan sat in awe next to Jodie. What was he to do? There was Wendy, the cold, wench that he was still going out with; or the sweet, beautiful Jodie. Wow. He soon realized that that was not a hard decision to make. But what would he say?
Next, it was Alanna's turn. Alanna had never kissed in her life. So, the bottle spun and spun and when it finally stopped, it landed on Kyle. Everyone gasped. Kyle flinched. You could tell he did not want to be kissing that fat-ass horse, Alanna. Alanna inched closer to Kyle and finally placed her lips on Kyle's. She forced Kyle's tongue into her mouth. Kyle pushed Alanna away. Kamala gasped.
"What...the...fuck" choked out Kamala. Kamala got up from her seat, punched Alanna with all of her might, and stormed out of the room and Kyle followed. Of course, we have to remember Tweek was still in the room. You could tell Alanna tried way to hard to get Kyle to kiss her. Tweek just sat there, twitching spastically. "Alanna, w-w-we'r-re o-v-v-ver" Tweek slowly got up from his chair and left the house. All that was left was Alanna, Stan, and Jodie. But when Alanna looked over at Stan and Jodie. What else could you expect; they were making out again. Alanna screamed angrily, "OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. GO MAKE OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!" Stan and Jodie sat in awe at Alanna's outburst. "Wait, what happened?" Stan asked cautiously. Well, it seems like Stan and Jodie were a little to busy to pay attention to the situation. Alanna explained and Stan and Jodie just stared at her. "How could you do that?" asked Jodie. With a motion of Jodie's right hand., Jodie left through the screen door and Stan followed. Alanna was left all alone. "Fuck." was all that came from Alanna's mouth.

Kyle chased after Kamala in a rush, trying to keep up. "Wait, Kamala! It didn't mean ANYTHING to me! You know I'd never want to make out with that Cartman look-alike!"
At this, Kamala chuckled. She turned around and gathered Kyle's body into her open arms. "I love you." Kamala replied. They continued walking, hand-in-hand, to Kyle's house. They walked slowly up the stairs, into Kyle's bedroom and just laid on-top of the sheets. They stared at the ceiling all night.

The next day, at school, the kids were silent all day. At lunch, they ditched Alanna. Everyone tried to comfort Tweek but truthfully, he didn't care. Later, that day, he asked a different girl out, named Lindsay. Lindsay had bright pink hair. Enough said.
Lindsay was the type of girl who was the best friend you could ever have. She was always helpful and was always on the right side—your side. (

At the end of school, Stan searched for Wendy. Wendy Testaburger. Ick. Just the name runs shivers down your spine. He finally found her.
"Hey babe," said Wendy Testaburger, in her EXTREMELY ANNOYINGLY high- pitched voice. She attempted to lean over and peck Stan on the cheek, but he backed away. "What's wrong", said the little chipmunk sent from Hell to destroy the universe.
"It's over, babe. We're through," replied Stanley Marsh. (A/N: sorry, just felt like writing out his full name)
"BUT WHY!!!!!!", screeched the pesky little beetle. (A/N: Woot, I made up like three different names for her.) As Wendy said this, Stan turned away and ran as fast as his legs would take him. He wondered, 'What if this is like the time when all of us had to save Chef from Miss Veronica, the Sucubus. Oh my Gosh! What if Wendy's a Sucubus!!!'

Stan stopped at the closest familiar house he could find. Come on, let's guess; Jodie's. He pounded on the door and shouted "Let me in, please!"
Jodie rushed to the door to find Stan, out of breath and panicked. "What's wrong?", Jodie tried to ask as an exhausted Stan shoved into Jodie's house.
"Wendy...she's...coming...she's...gonna...kill...me" Stan forced out in between wheezes.
"Oh my Gosh", Jodie locked the door and closed the curtains. "She won't come here. "Do you want something to drink?" Jodie asked as she witnessed Stan crawling towards the refrigerator and failing at his attempt as he stumbled to the floor. "Hm, okay, I'll take that as a 'yes'". Jodie poured out some cold water and dropped in a couple of ice cubes. She tried to roll Stan over and help him onto the couch. "There you go, all better."
After drinking a few sips of water, Stan felt relieved and realized that he was very lucky as he looked at his surroundings, in Jodie's house. This was it. He tried to make small talk for a while. After a few random sentences, Stan asked, "Jodie? Will you go out with me"
She replied, "Stan, I can't believe you would even ask." They stared into each other's eyes for a few seconds and before they knew it, they were making out again. (A/N: Hm, I guess they really like each other!)

The next day, at school, Jodie found a note on her locker that read

First comes heavy breathing,
Staring at the ceiling,
What will happen next?
I don't wanna know...

And

Give me your lips,
And with one kiss, we begin...
Are you afraid of bein' alone,
Cuz I am,
I'm lost without you...

Cartman walked over to his locker and twiddled with the lock. When he got it open, mounds of un-opened food packages. On top of all of these parcels, there laid a slip of paper. Cartman said outloud "What do we have hyah?" He read the paper to himself:

Krispy kreams are sweet delights
Loving these dark, peaceful nights.
Spanky's resturaunt sure is great,
Hm, what's that? Bring me a plate.
Cheesy poofs are full of joy,
And I have fallen for you, boy.

And at the bottom,

I love Cartman,
You love Cartman,
If we didn't love Cartman,
We'd be lame.

I love you.

Cartman said, louder than expected "WOAH!"