Scene: The Decepticon colony ship en route to Stormworld... Starscream, Dreadmoon, Vapourtrail, Razorshift, Shatterwing, Crowbar, Gadget, and the "Insectichicks" [Sway, Shrillcry, and Lightseeker] are all present.

[Music: "We're a Couple of Misfits", from the animated TV special "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", (c) 1964 Rankin-Bass]

EVERYONE: We're a shipful of misfits
We're a shipful of misfits
Megatron wants the Stormworld
We're to rein it in!

STARSCREAM: I just wanted my own place
Told my leader to his face
Now I'm bound to unknown space
This world will do me in!

DREADMOON: Starscream, we'll conquer this new land
Time to take a stand
And show you can command

EVERYONE: We're a shipful of misfits
We're a shipful of misfits
Megatron wants the Stormworld
We're to rein it in!

VAPOURTRAIL: I was not built for warfare
But the Empire does not care
The whole system is unfair
Here I might fit in!

STARSCREAM: I didn't ask for Insecticons.
DREADMOON: Nobody asks for Insecticons.
INSECTICHICKS: We volunteered and we signed on
To prove that we fit in!

CROWBAR & GADGET: We want to see a foreign sky
RAZORSHIFT: I'll make that femme-'con cry
SHATTERWING: I'm hoping I will die

EVERYONE: We're a shipful of misfits
We're a shipful of misfits
Megatron wants the Stormworld
We will rein it in!