Dracona: Draco, when are you going to housebreak your puppy?
Draco: I'm working on it. God you are such a nag.
Dracona: Well it's pissing all over my floor.
Draco: ~cuddles puppy and pouts~
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Harry opened his eyes and growled. Whoever decided to pound on his door was going to get it. He was pissed. When there is a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on the door, then it means just that.
He stumbled over Draco's previously discarded pants and cursed.
He ran his fingers through his hair and pulled out a pair of pants from his drawer. He pulled them on and stomped towards the door, intent on yelling at whoever was on the other side, for disturbing his naptime with Draco.
He pulled open the door and saw Hermione.
She looked up at Harry's tousled appearance and blushed.
"Di-did I interrupt something?" She asked.
"Only a nap. What do you want?"
"I found something. I need to talk to you, Harry."
He moved out of the way of the door and motioned for her to follow him inside. He sat down on the loveseat and she sat next to him.
"Harry, I found something in Ron's trunk. He's going to try and hurt Draco and the baby. He wants to kill the baby and humiliate Draco. Harry, he wants to kill him once he's done all the misery he can to him."
"Just what the fuck is wrong with him?" He asked, in disbelief.
"Harry, we need to do something. He's dangerous. I mean, all of these plans he's thinking of. It isn't healthy."
"Why the hell are you so worried about his health?! He's plotting to kill my fiancé and baby!" He yelled at her.
"Harry, I didn't mean it that way. You know I care about Draco and the baby."
"I'm sorry, I'm scared." He admitted.
Hermione was crying.
Harry bluntly told her to go and leave him alone. She wasn't offended or hurt. She completely understood what he was getting at by needing to be alone. She left without saying anything to protest.
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10 Steps for Ultimate Revenge on Malfoy
Find weakness. Check
Learn habits. Check
Find new rooms. Check
Gather supplies. Check
Contact and inform L. Malfoy
Gather valid proof of D. Malfoy's "relationship" with Harry. check.
Curse the "secret weapon."
Get backup plan.
Gather club members to help with the plan.
DEFINITIVE DRACO DESTURUCTION
So far, this was Ron's major plan. He was going up to the Owlery to send an owl to Mr. Malfoy.
He had spent 2 days making the letter perfect. It was brief, and to the point. However it was well written and perfect for his plans.
He was well aware of the rules of the Malfoy household. Everyone was. And homosexual relationships were a big no-no. He knew that there were many rules concerned with choosing a mate. Harry Potter was not an ideal mate for Lucius' son.
The letter, he knew, was the only part of his plan that could give him away, for it was the only part of the plan that had his name signed.
He knew that this was risky. He would face time in Azkaban, he was sure. But it was worth it. Harry was no longer his friend. If he wanted to go gallivanting around with Draco Malfoy, then he was just as good as a slug. And slugs were not good, he knew that from experience.
He briefly reread his letter, and stuffed it into an envelope marked Lucius Malfoy and tied it to a school owl. Sending it off, he smiled as his plan began to unfold.
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"Harry, come back to bed." Draco whined to Harry.
Harry stood from the couch, and wiped the tears from his eyes. He didn't want to worry Draco at all and he knew crying would do just that.
He opened the door of their bedroom and saw Draco sprawled across the bed. He smiled at the beauty of it all.
Draco turned and said, timidly, "Why did you leave me for so long, Harry? I was worried about you."
"Hermione woke me up banging on the door. I'm surprised it didn't wake you up. You used to be such a light sleeper."
"Then I got pregnant, silly. It makes me tired. Really tired. And I wanna cuddle."
"You always want to cuddle." Harry said, with a slight grin.
"How could I not want to cuddle with you, Harry? You have such a cuddly...cuddleness to you."
"Cuddleness isn't a word, silly."
"It is now. You are officially cuddleful."
Harry pulled Draco into a slow, passionate kiss.
"I love you. I love you so much." Harry said into Draco's mouth.
Draco moaned and wrapped his arms around Harry's neck.
"Harry," he said huskily.
"Hmm?"
"I'm hungry." Draco pulled away and smirked.
Harry kissed him one more time and got up. He began to pull his shirt on and he tossed a pair of pants at Draco.
"Come on, I'm hungry too."
Draco smiled.
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It was dinner time at the Malfoy Manor. Lucius and Narcissa sat, primly, at their table and ate their five course dinners, slowly and delicately.
"Have you heard from Draco?" Lucius asked Narcissa.
"I haven't. I expect he has been busy with school." Narcissa answered him, daintily.
Lucius wiped his mouth and stood, leaving for his study.
Narcissa followed, as she always did, and left the dinner mess for the house elves.
She walked into the study and found Lucius reading a letter. He had an annoyed look on his face.
"What is it, Darling?" She asked him, walking up next to him and taking his arm.
He pulled away from her and thrust the letter into her hands, while grabbing his cloak and walking out the door.
She looked at the letter and began to read:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy,
I feel the need to inform you that your son, Draco, has been engaging in a homosexual relationship with Harry Potter and has announced engagement. He is now pregnant. I do not know how he is pregnant, but if you come here to see for yourself, you can clearly see that he has no shame in showing it off. I suggest you come and set him straight. I mean that literally.
Thank you for your time,
Ronald Weasley
Narcissa held her breath and sat down and cried for her son. She knew Lucius was extremely against homosexual relationships and he would be furious to have his son in one.
Blippy, the house elf that helped Narcissa raise Draco, and one of her close friends, since she rarely was aloud out of the Manor, came and cried for Draco as well.
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Dracona: How do ya like it?
Harry: I like it. But, don't yell at my Schnooky Bear. It isn't his fault the puppy pees.
Draco: ~still cuddling puppy~ Harry, I wuv you. ~Speaking babyish~
Harry: I wuv you too. ~Starts snogging Draco passionately~
Dracona: Go get a room, you two. PLEASE REVIEW!! I love reviews!
Draco: I'm working on it. God you are such a nag.
Dracona: Well it's pissing all over my floor.
Draco: ~cuddles puppy and pouts~
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Harry opened his eyes and growled. Whoever decided to pound on his door was going to get it. He was pissed. When there is a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign on the door, then it means just that.
He stumbled over Draco's previously discarded pants and cursed.
He ran his fingers through his hair and pulled out a pair of pants from his drawer. He pulled them on and stomped towards the door, intent on yelling at whoever was on the other side, for disturbing his naptime with Draco.
He pulled open the door and saw Hermione.
She looked up at Harry's tousled appearance and blushed.
"Di-did I interrupt something?" She asked.
"Only a nap. What do you want?"
"I found something. I need to talk to you, Harry."
He moved out of the way of the door and motioned for her to follow him inside. He sat down on the loveseat and she sat next to him.
"Harry, I found something in Ron's trunk. He's going to try and hurt Draco and the baby. He wants to kill the baby and humiliate Draco. Harry, he wants to kill him once he's done all the misery he can to him."
"Just what the fuck is wrong with him?" He asked, in disbelief.
"Harry, we need to do something. He's dangerous. I mean, all of these plans he's thinking of. It isn't healthy."
"Why the hell are you so worried about his health?! He's plotting to kill my fiancé and baby!" He yelled at her.
"Harry, I didn't mean it that way. You know I care about Draco and the baby."
"I'm sorry, I'm scared." He admitted.
Hermione was crying.
Harry bluntly told her to go and leave him alone. She wasn't offended or hurt. She completely understood what he was getting at by needing to be alone. She left without saying anything to protest.
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10 Steps for Ultimate Revenge on Malfoy
Find weakness. Check
Learn habits. Check
Find new rooms. Check
Gather supplies. Check
Contact and inform L. Malfoy
Gather valid proof of D. Malfoy's "relationship" with Harry. check.
Curse the "secret weapon."
Get backup plan.
Gather club members to help with the plan.
DEFINITIVE DRACO DESTURUCTION
So far, this was Ron's major plan. He was going up to the Owlery to send an owl to Mr. Malfoy.
He had spent 2 days making the letter perfect. It was brief, and to the point. However it was well written and perfect for his plans.
He was well aware of the rules of the Malfoy household. Everyone was. And homosexual relationships were a big no-no. He knew that there were many rules concerned with choosing a mate. Harry Potter was not an ideal mate for Lucius' son.
The letter, he knew, was the only part of his plan that could give him away, for it was the only part of the plan that had his name signed.
He knew that this was risky. He would face time in Azkaban, he was sure. But it was worth it. Harry was no longer his friend. If he wanted to go gallivanting around with Draco Malfoy, then he was just as good as a slug. And slugs were not good, he knew that from experience.
He briefly reread his letter, and stuffed it into an envelope marked Lucius Malfoy and tied it to a school owl. Sending it off, he smiled as his plan began to unfold.
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"Harry, come back to bed." Draco whined to Harry.
Harry stood from the couch, and wiped the tears from his eyes. He didn't want to worry Draco at all and he knew crying would do just that.
He opened the door of their bedroom and saw Draco sprawled across the bed. He smiled at the beauty of it all.
Draco turned and said, timidly, "Why did you leave me for so long, Harry? I was worried about you."
"Hermione woke me up banging on the door. I'm surprised it didn't wake you up. You used to be such a light sleeper."
"Then I got pregnant, silly. It makes me tired. Really tired. And I wanna cuddle."
"You always want to cuddle." Harry said, with a slight grin.
"How could I not want to cuddle with you, Harry? You have such a cuddly...cuddleness to you."
"Cuddleness isn't a word, silly."
"It is now. You are officially cuddleful."
Harry pulled Draco into a slow, passionate kiss.
"I love you. I love you so much." Harry said into Draco's mouth.
Draco moaned and wrapped his arms around Harry's neck.
"Harry," he said huskily.
"Hmm?"
"I'm hungry." Draco pulled away and smirked.
Harry kissed him one more time and got up. He began to pull his shirt on and he tossed a pair of pants at Draco.
"Come on, I'm hungry too."
Draco smiled.
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It was dinner time at the Malfoy Manor. Lucius and Narcissa sat, primly, at their table and ate their five course dinners, slowly and delicately.
"Have you heard from Draco?" Lucius asked Narcissa.
"I haven't. I expect he has been busy with school." Narcissa answered him, daintily.
Lucius wiped his mouth and stood, leaving for his study.
Narcissa followed, as she always did, and left the dinner mess for the house elves.
She walked into the study and found Lucius reading a letter. He had an annoyed look on his face.
"What is it, Darling?" She asked him, walking up next to him and taking his arm.
He pulled away from her and thrust the letter into her hands, while grabbing his cloak and walking out the door.
She looked at the letter and began to read:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy,
I feel the need to inform you that your son, Draco, has been engaging in a homosexual relationship with Harry Potter and has announced engagement. He is now pregnant. I do not know how he is pregnant, but if you come here to see for yourself, you can clearly see that he has no shame in showing it off. I suggest you come and set him straight. I mean that literally.
Thank you for your time,
Ronald Weasley
Narcissa held her breath and sat down and cried for her son. She knew Lucius was extremely against homosexual relationships and he would be furious to have his son in one.
Blippy, the house elf that helped Narcissa raise Draco, and one of her close friends, since she rarely was aloud out of the Manor, came and cried for Draco as well.
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Dracona: How do ya like it?
Harry: I like it. But, don't yell at my Schnooky Bear. It isn't his fault the puppy pees.
Draco: ~still cuddling puppy~ Harry, I wuv you. ~Speaking babyish~
Harry: I wuv you too. ~Starts snogging Draco passionately~
Dracona: Go get a room, you two. PLEASE REVIEW!! I love reviews!