~*~*~*~ Last chapter until I write more..... SO ENJOY IT! NOW!
It was a slow moving morning. No one wanted to do anything. Everyone just wanted to sit and daze into the ever popular abyss, which seemed to have made its way to the middle of the room. Everything was quiet. So quiet, that is until HE came home....
"He guys!" screamed Wally as he ran into the room excitedly, "You'll never guess what I got for free!"
J'onn was about to open his mouth, but then Flash gave him a dirty glare.
"Time's up! And here is my prize!" he said whipping his arms from behind his back and holding up his so newly won prize.
"Oh my gosh!" gasped Shay, "You didn't"
"Wally, man come on. I know your stupid, but not that stupid".
"That thing is grotesque!" screamed Diana, "It will not go anywhere near me. I'm leaving!"
"Hold on there muffin," said Superman, "You can't leave, it's your turn to cook."
"God no!" screamed J'onn. Everyone looked at him, "Well you know she can't cook."
"Hey, hey, hey!" screamed Wally, "back to me!" everyone looked at him. "Well you all say I'm childish and I need more responsibility, so I figured this will give me more. Besides I saved the animal shelter and they wouldn't let me go without taking him."
Everyone looked down at the tiny fidgeting bundle in Flash's arms. It finally opened its eyes and started to bark.
"Flash you know you can't have a dog here," explained Bruce.
"Oh and why not?"
"Well firstly, we live in space. Where is it going to go to the bathroom?"
"In the conservatory."
"Noooooooooooooo," screamed J'onn, "My flowers!"
"Okay well, we leave a lot, where is that thing going to stay when no one is at the Watchtower?"
"Well since there haven't been any major events around. Not all of us leave the tower at once. And heaven forbid we should, I'll just put him in his kennel."
"Well there is one last thing you over looked," stated Bruce.
"What?"
"That Hawkgirl is going to do everything she can to release that animal."
Everyone looked at Shayera. "What? Animals shouldn't be locked in cages."
Flash put the dog on the ground. And it immediately started to sniff out its surroundings.
J'onn put his hands down, "Puppy," he said gently. The dog went insane with barking and it hurt J'onn's feelings. Why did every time he did that to an animal, it tried to attack him? He remembered Clark's cat, when he bent down and said 'Kitty', it hissed. And Wally's bird before Shay went berserk and released it, he said 'Birdie', it squawked and flew at the side of the cage. Oh and Wally's fish before Shay released it through the plumbing system. He went to the side of the bowl and taped on it and said 'Fishie', and it tried to eat his hand through the bowl. A tear fell off of J'onn cheek and he phased though the floor.
"Okay then," said John looking awkwardly.
"What's his name?" asked Clark who was extremely interested in the dog.
"Puddles," replied Wally.
"Ah," said everyone cautiously backing away except for Clark who was trying to ride the small dog.
"Clark!" everyone screamed, "Get off the puppy!"
This made Clark infuriated and he began to yell at everyone. "Everyone got to bed now!" and then he looked around and stopped at John and Shay, "In your own beds tonight!" they sighed and shuffled away. But not before they heard him add, "I'll be watching you!"
"Everyone get a good sleep!" reminded Flash, "Because Princess is cooking tomorrow!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
She looked at her clock. 2 AM! What the hell! She would never be able to get back to sleep after this. It was probably Clark checking to see if she was in her own bed. Stupid Clark and his stupid rules.
Keeping her eyes closed she slipped out of bed and shuffled towards the door and cracked it open a notch. She opened her eyes a sliver, and then beam of light streaming though the door almost blinded her. She blocked it with her hand.
"Look Clark," she said angrily, "I'm in my own bed, so just go away!"
"As much as I am happy to hear that Feathers, I'm not Clark."
"You? What do you want?"
"I'm here to ask you a favor. I need you to watch Puddles for me."
"No way! He's your dog, you don't want him, release him!"
"No just hear me out. Listen I got called to a family emergency. I should be back by five o'clock tomorrow night. I asked everyone but no one would do it. J'onn was just crying. Princess got mad at me and hit me with her hair brush, Bats just glared at me and Puddles got scared and peed all over me, and every time I knocked on your boy John's door, he just kept asking if it was you."
Shay rolled her tired eyes. "What about Clark?"
"I was afraid he is going to try to ride him again."
"No I won't!" said Clark who was stalking down the hall. Shay and Wally just looked at him. "GO TO BED!" he screamed and pointed a finger, and then ran away.
"Look just take him please? Maybe you can actually show affection for something else on this planet. Shay glared at him. "I mean other than GL." She kept glaring. "Look just take the puppy."
"Fine, but you own me hugely! Like humongously huge!" she said taking the sleeping puppy from Wally's arms. It was warm and fat, with it's little puppy belly. She giggled at this.
"Something funny?" asked Wally.
"No, and you still owe me!"
"Yeah I know" he said as he quickly (flash speed) gave her a huge and zoomed out of there.
She looked down at the snoozing little ball of fur.
"Now what am I going to do with you?" she asked it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
She looked down at the small dog looking up at her. She looked at her clock. Three o'clock in the morning. She looked back down the dog was still watching her.
"What do you want?" she screamed angrily, "Go to sleep on the rug. SLEEP!" but the little puppy just kept his big brown eyes on her. "You are not coming up here," she said turning away from the dog. "No! I'm not going to look at you. Nope, nope, nope!" The little dog started to shake. And then whine. "Oh no you don't", she began but was interrupted by a screechingly horrific howl.
"I can't take this anymore!" she screamed while slipping out of bed. She opened the door, but before she left, she let a warning linger to the little puppy. "If you pee or crap on anything of mine. You will be given to Clark!"
She walked down the hall to John's room and knocked on the door.
"Is it Shay?' he asked.
"Yes," she sighed as he opened the door.
"What do you want?" he asked.
"I need your help with Flash's dog, and don't ask me why I have it, just come," she said grabbing one of his large arms.
"Fine," he sighed agreeingly as they walked to her room.
"I don't know about these stupid animals. All it does is whine and howl. I can't get it to go to sleep," Shay was complaining.
"Shay, if you can't handle a puppy, how are you going to handle kids?"
She looked back at him, with a slight smile on her face, "What makes you think I'll have kids."
"Well, I just thought that..."
She kissed him, "Don't worry about it John."
"HEY!" screamed Clark from down the hall, "Go to your own beds!" He pointed and glared evilly, and then ran away.
They walked into the room, and found the puppy on her bed. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU!" she screamed.
Clark ran back to the room. "Shut up! Go to bed. Your own beds now. I'm the leader! Listen! Obey! OBEY ME!" he ranted on and then pointed and ran.
"I'm so tired of him." Shay sighed.
"Well your problem is solved," stated John as he headed for the door.
"Ah no, I have a sleeping dog on my bed. Get it off."
"Just move it"
"You move it with the ring."
"Move it where?"
"Ummm," Shay looked around, "Oh I know I'll put some blankets in the tub. That way the dog can't jump out of the tub, and it'll be comfortable."
"Why don't you just sleep with me tonight?"
"Did I just hear what I think I heard?" John and Shay looked up at the air vent. Clark was there, "Got to your own rooms now!" he pointed a finger and bumped away.
"That's why, I don't want him spying on me all night!"
"Too bad," said a faint voice.
"Here," John said as he walked over to Shay's bed to remove the snoozing puppy.
"No," she screamed.
"What?"
"If you move it, it'll wake up."
John sighed and used his ring to move the small dog and place him in the bath tub as Shay had requested.
"Thanks," she said gratefully.
"You know," he began, "My room doesn't have air vents."
"Really?" Shay questioned while raising an eyebrow.
"Oh you did not say what I think you said did you?" asked Clark as he peered in through a crack in the wall.
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Shay's awakening next morning was not a very pleasant experience. She fully expected it to be Clark pounding on John's door to yell at them for disobeying his rules but it was. It was actually the fire alarms which when triggered by a fire of any sort set off all the sprinklers in Watchtower. This eventually added up to about two hundred and thirty two sprinklers. Water was everywhere. All the computers shut down. The kitchen, halls and bathroom became slippery messes. You couldn't walk in them without falling. Water poured out the spouts in swift little streams. Which is exactly how Shay had awoken, with a burst of water shooting down rapidly on her face.
"Ah!" she screamed, "What the hell!?!"
John turned over and promptly grabbed an umbrella and placed it over his side of the bed. "Remember?" he reminded, "The princess is cooking this week."
"How could I forget?" inquired Shay as she put a hand over her face, "do you have another one of those?"
"Mmm? Umbrellas? No."
"Then I'll just have to take yours!"
"What?"
"Yoink!"
"Hey that's mine!"
"No you get water in your face!" exclaimed Shay. "Look it! My wings and my hair are messed. I'm never gonna be able to fix them!"
"Oh come on you look fine."
"No I look like a grungy looking tramp." Explained Shay as she got up from the bed.
"True," stated John jokingly.
"That's it I'm leaving."
"Fine go."
"And I'm taking the umbrella!"
"GET BACK HERE!"
Shay dashed down the hall, and John quickly followed. Neither realized how many sprinklers there were in the tower and that all of them were still on. They both hastily lost their footing and fell sliding down the hall. They stopped when the hall came to a turn, which they didn't make. Which everyone found out because of the large crash and the large amount of Thanagarian cursing that soon followed.
"Ow, that hurt!" exclaimed Shay.
"Well at least you hit it in an area which could absorb the impact."
"For the last time I don't have a big ass," she said as they walked into the kitchen where the others were gathered.
"Good to know," said Flash who was drinking coffee from the coffee machine which was unplugged.
Hawkgirl sent him a quick glare, "I still know your access code Wally" he let out a gulp.
"So what exactly happened here this morning?" asked Green Lantern as he walked in between the streams of falling water.
"Well, Princesses turn to cook, and she drowned the WHOLE DAMN BULIDING!" screamed J'onn.
Everyone looked surprised at him. He'd never swore in his life. He actually likes the water.
"J'onn," Flash walked slowly up to him and put a comforting hand on his large shoulder, "Something you're not telling us?"
Tears welled in his eyes, "It got all the Oreos!" he sniveled.
"Hey it's not my fault. Maybe it should skip when it comes to cooking." Stated Diana who wore an apron and held a burnt spatula in her hand.
"Then it would have to skip you when it came to cleaning, and the wash, and the..."
"Shut up," she said, "This isn't my fault at all!"
"MY OREOS ARE SOGGY NOW BITCH!" screamed J'onn.
Diana's mouth just hung open, as did everyone else's in the room.
"Just ah," cried J'onn as he ran from the room.
Just moments after J'onn departed the only missing member entered. He wore his bathing suit, and looked extremely excited.
"Clark?" Shay asked cautiously, "Whatcha doing?"
"The whole building is a slip and slide!" Clark screamed giddily.
"Oh Dear Lord," Bruce started.
"I'm gonna go now to try it out!" screamed Clark, but seconds after he left he came back, "forgot my water wings" he said with horse shoe eyes.
"Yeah Feathers, do you wings float?" asked Flash.
"Not like your head, because they're not full OF AIR!" she screamed as a response, and promptly left.
"Well who is going to clean this up?" asked Bruce. Just then almost all the remaining members in the room got an excellent idea.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"This is so unfair you peasants! Princesses don't do remedial work." Screamed Diana as she mopped up water one the floor.
THE END!
"Hey wait a minute!" screamed Flash, "Where is Puddles?"
Shay's eyes widened, "Ummm I guess he is where I left him, which would be my bathroom in the tub..."
"You left my puppy in a bathtub for like more than twelve hours!" screamed Flash.
"Key word in that sentence is 'YOUR' puppy, you should've been looking after him. Besides you got back from your family emergency pretty fast," Shayera said looked at him rather suspiciously.
"Umm yeah about that," Flash said scratching his head, "There never was one I just met a hot girl at this club..."
"YOU USED ME AS A SCAPEGOAT!" she screamed furiously.
"No, not at all more like a scapehawk," he replied. At that point, he ducked, as Shay's mace flew across the room. If he didn't have his speedy reflexes, he wouldn't have a head right now.
"Get you dog out of MY ROOM!" she screamed.
"Fine," Flash zipped away and then zipped back, "Umm Feathers?" he asked quietly.
"What!"
"Umm, puddles like ripped up your bathroom, and then broke through the door, and then ripped up you room, and then broke through that door into the hall way and there is a trail to the hanger and I think he took the Javelin 5 and left." Wally stated.
"I TOLD YOU, YOU COULDN'T HAVE A DOG!" screamed Bruce.
"IT WRECKED MY ROOM!" screamed Shay.
"I DON'T WANT TO MOP ANYMORE!" screamed Diana.
"SCREAMING IS FUN!" screamed Clark.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Great," explained Bruce, "That was our only ship, and it was high- jacked by a puppy. We have no way of returning to Earth."
"I still have my ring," said John hopefully, "But I only have about another hour before I have to recharge it at home."
"Can you make it to Earth on time?" queried Bruce.
"I can try," explained John, "It'll be close though."
"How many people can you take with you?" asked Batman.
"The most I can take is three, then I should still have enough energy to make it to Earth."
"I have an idea," stated an angry Shay, "Why don't we just phone NASA or someone and get them to send up another rocket?"
"The they're going to think we are complete idiots" answered Diana who was now working in another room mopping up.
"We are complete idiots!" screamed Shay, "Seven superheroes let a puppy steal there only way of getting back to Earth!"
"Wait, so what happened?" asked Clark as he cut out paper dolls from there taxes.
"Oh My God!" screamed Shay, "John take me with you, I'm going to go crazy up here."
"Okay, I'll take Flash too."
"Why me?" asked a surprised Wally.
"Well because it's YOUR FAULT!" he screamed the response.
"If it's settled, get going," recommended Batman.
"Live long and prosper," stated J'onn who phased through the floor.
"Ah, stop doing that!" screamed Flash.
REALLY THE END, ONTILL I HAVE TIME TO WRITE CHAPTER FIVE...
It was a slow moving morning. No one wanted to do anything. Everyone just wanted to sit and daze into the ever popular abyss, which seemed to have made its way to the middle of the room. Everything was quiet. So quiet, that is until HE came home....
"He guys!" screamed Wally as he ran into the room excitedly, "You'll never guess what I got for free!"
J'onn was about to open his mouth, but then Flash gave him a dirty glare.
"Time's up! And here is my prize!" he said whipping his arms from behind his back and holding up his so newly won prize.
"Oh my gosh!" gasped Shay, "You didn't"
"Wally, man come on. I know your stupid, but not that stupid".
"That thing is grotesque!" screamed Diana, "It will not go anywhere near me. I'm leaving!"
"Hold on there muffin," said Superman, "You can't leave, it's your turn to cook."
"God no!" screamed J'onn. Everyone looked at him, "Well you know she can't cook."
"Hey, hey, hey!" screamed Wally, "back to me!" everyone looked at him. "Well you all say I'm childish and I need more responsibility, so I figured this will give me more. Besides I saved the animal shelter and they wouldn't let me go without taking him."
Everyone looked down at the tiny fidgeting bundle in Flash's arms. It finally opened its eyes and started to bark.
"Flash you know you can't have a dog here," explained Bruce.
"Oh and why not?"
"Well firstly, we live in space. Where is it going to go to the bathroom?"
"In the conservatory."
"Noooooooooooooo," screamed J'onn, "My flowers!"
"Okay well, we leave a lot, where is that thing going to stay when no one is at the Watchtower?"
"Well since there haven't been any major events around. Not all of us leave the tower at once. And heaven forbid we should, I'll just put him in his kennel."
"Well there is one last thing you over looked," stated Bruce.
"What?"
"That Hawkgirl is going to do everything she can to release that animal."
Everyone looked at Shayera. "What? Animals shouldn't be locked in cages."
Flash put the dog on the ground. And it immediately started to sniff out its surroundings.
J'onn put his hands down, "Puppy," he said gently. The dog went insane with barking and it hurt J'onn's feelings. Why did every time he did that to an animal, it tried to attack him? He remembered Clark's cat, when he bent down and said 'Kitty', it hissed. And Wally's bird before Shay went berserk and released it, he said 'Birdie', it squawked and flew at the side of the cage. Oh and Wally's fish before Shay released it through the plumbing system. He went to the side of the bowl and taped on it and said 'Fishie', and it tried to eat his hand through the bowl. A tear fell off of J'onn cheek and he phased though the floor.
"Okay then," said John looking awkwardly.
"What's his name?" asked Clark who was extremely interested in the dog.
"Puddles," replied Wally.
"Ah," said everyone cautiously backing away except for Clark who was trying to ride the small dog.
"Clark!" everyone screamed, "Get off the puppy!"
This made Clark infuriated and he began to yell at everyone. "Everyone got to bed now!" and then he looked around and stopped at John and Shay, "In your own beds tonight!" they sighed and shuffled away. But not before they heard him add, "I'll be watching you!"
"Everyone get a good sleep!" reminded Flash, "Because Princess is cooking tomorrow!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
She looked at her clock. 2 AM! What the hell! She would never be able to get back to sleep after this. It was probably Clark checking to see if she was in her own bed. Stupid Clark and his stupid rules.
Keeping her eyes closed she slipped out of bed and shuffled towards the door and cracked it open a notch. She opened her eyes a sliver, and then beam of light streaming though the door almost blinded her. She blocked it with her hand.
"Look Clark," she said angrily, "I'm in my own bed, so just go away!"
"As much as I am happy to hear that Feathers, I'm not Clark."
"You? What do you want?"
"I'm here to ask you a favor. I need you to watch Puddles for me."
"No way! He's your dog, you don't want him, release him!"
"No just hear me out. Listen I got called to a family emergency. I should be back by five o'clock tomorrow night. I asked everyone but no one would do it. J'onn was just crying. Princess got mad at me and hit me with her hair brush, Bats just glared at me and Puddles got scared and peed all over me, and every time I knocked on your boy John's door, he just kept asking if it was you."
Shay rolled her tired eyes. "What about Clark?"
"I was afraid he is going to try to ride him again."
"No I won't!" said Clark who was stalking down the hall. Shay and Wally just looked at him. "GO TO BED!" he screamed and pointed a finger, and then ran away.
"Look just take him please? Maybe you can actually show affection for something else on this planet. Shay glared at him. "I mean other than GL." She kept glaring. "Look just take the puppy."
"Fine, but you own me hugely! Like humongously huge!" she said taking the sleeping puppy from Wally's arms. It was warm and fat, with it's little puppy belly. She giggled at this.
"Something funny?" asked Wally.
"No, and you still owe me!"
"Yeah I know" he said as he quickly (flash speed) gave her a huge and zoomed out of there.
She looked down at the snoozing little ball of fur.
"Now what am I going to do with you?" she asked it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
She looked down at the small dog looking up at her. She looked at her clock. Three o'clock in the morning. She looked back down the dog was still watching her.
"What do you want?" she screamed angrily, "Go to sleep on the rug. SLEEP!" but the little puppy just kept his big brown eyes on her. "You are not coming up here," she said turning away from the dog. "No! I'm not going to look at you. Nope, nope, nope!" The little dog started to shake. And then whine. "Oh no you don't", she began but was interrupted by a screechingly horrific howl.
"I can't take this anymore!" she screamed while slipping out of bed. She opened the door, but before she left, she let a warning linger to the little puppy. "If you pee or crap on anything of mine. You will be given to Clark!"
She walked down the hall to John's room and knocked on the door.
"Is it Shay?' he asked.
"Yes," she sighed as he opened the door.
"What do you want?" he asked.
"I need your help with Flash's dog, and don't ask me why I have it, just come," she said grabbing one of his large arms.
"Fine," he sighed agreeingly as they walked to her room.
"I don't know about these stupid animals. All it does is whine and howl. I can't get it to go to sleep," Shay was complaining.
"Shay, if you can't handle a puppy, how are you going to handle kids?"
She looked back at him, with a slight smile on her face, "What makes you think I'll have kids."
"Well, I just thought that..."
She kissed him, "Don't worry about it John."
"HEY!" screamed Clark from down the hall, "Go to your own beds!" He pointed and glared evilly, and then ran away.
They walked into the room, and found the puppy on her bed. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU!" she screamed.
Clark ran back to the room. "Shut up! Go to bed. Your own beds now. I'm the leader! Listen! Obey! OBEY ME!" he ranted on and then pointed and ran.
"I'm so tired of him." Shay sighed.
"Well your problem is solved," stated John as he headed for the door.
"Ah no, I have a sleeping dog on my bed. Get it off."
"Just move it"
"You move it with the ring."
"Move it where?"
"Ummm," Shay looked around, "Oh I know I'll put some blankets in the tub. That way the dog can't jump out of the tub, and it'll be comfortable."
"Why don't you just sleep with me tonight?"
"Did I just hear what I think I heard?" John and Shay looked up at the air vent. Clark was there, "Got to your own rooms now!" he pointed a finger and bumped away.
"That's why, I don't want him spying on me all night!"
"Too bad," said a faint voice.
"Here," John said as he walked over to Shay's bed to remove the snoozing puppy.
"No," she screamed.
"What?"
"If you move it, it'll wake up."
John sighed and used his ring to move the small dog and place him in the bath tub as Shay had requested.
"Thanks," she said gratefully.
"You know," he began, "My room doesn't have air vents."
"Really?" Shay questioned while raising an eyebrow.
"Oh you did not say what I think you said did you?" asked Clark as he peered in through a crack in the wall.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Shay's awakening next morning was not a very pleasant experience. She fully expected it to be Clark pounding on John's door to yell at them for disobeying his rules but it was. It was actually the fire alarms which when triggered by a fire of any sort set off all the sprinklers in Watchtower. This eventually added up to about two hundred and thirty two sprinklers. Water was everywhere. All the computers shut down. The kitchen, halls and bathroom became slippery messes. You couldn't walk in them without falling. Water poured out the spouts in swift little streams. Which is exactly how Shay had awoken, with a burst of water shooting down rapidly on her face.
"Ah!" she screamed, "What the hell!?!"
John turned over and promptly grabbed an umbrella and placed it over his side of the bed. "Remember?" he reminded, "The princess is cooking this week."
"How could I forget?" inquired Shay as she put a hand over her face, "do you have another one of those?"
"Mmm? Umbrellas? No."
"Then I'll just have to take yours!"
"What?"
"Yoink!"
"Hey that's mine!"
"No you get water in your face!" exclaimed Shay. "Look it! My wings and my hair are messed. I'm never gonna be able to fix them!"
"Oh come on you look fine."
"No I look like a grungy looking tramp." Explained Shay as she got up from the bed.
"True," stated John jokingly.
"That's it I'm leaving."
"Fine go."
"And I'm taking the umbrella!"
"GET BACK HERE!"
Shay dashed down the hall, and John quickly followed. Neither realized how many sprinklers there were in the tower and that all of them were still on. They both hastily lost their footing and fell sliding down the hall. They stopped when the hall came to a turn, which they didn't make. Which everyone found out because of the large crash and the large amount of Thanagarian cursing that soon followed.
"Ow, that hurt!" exclaimed Shay.
"Well at least you hit it in an area which could absorb the impact."
"For the last time I don't have a big ass," she said as they walked into the kitchen where the others were gathered.
"Good to know," said Flash who was drinking coffee from the coffee machine which was unplugged.
Hawkgirl sent him a quick glare, "I still know your access code Wally" he let out a gulp.
"So what exactly happened here this morning?" asked Green Lantern as he walked in between the streams of falling water.
"Well, Princesses turn to cook, and she drowned the WHOLE DAMN BULIDING!" screamed J'onn.
Everyone looked surprised at him. He'd never swore in his life. He actually likes the water.
"J'onn," Flash walked slowly up to him and put a comforting hand on his large shoulder, "Something you're not telling us?"
Tears welled in his eyes, "It got all the Oreos!" he sniveled.
"Hey it's not my fault. Maybe it should skip when it comes to cooking." Stated Diana who wore an apron and held a burnt spatula in her hand.
"Then it would have to skip you when it came to cleaning, and the wash, and the..."
"Shut up," she said, "This isn't my fault at all!"
"MY OREOS ARE SOGGY NOW BITCH!" screamed J'onn.
Diana's mouth just hung open, as did everyone else's in the room.
"Just ah," cried J'onn as he ran from the room.
Just moments after J'onn departed the only missing member entered. He wore his bathing suit, and looked extremely excited.
"Clark?" Shay asked cautiously, "Whatcha doing?"
"The whole building is a slip and slide!" Clark screamed giddily.
"Oh Dear Lord," Bruce started.
"I'm gonna go now to try it out!" screamed Clark, but seconds after he left he came back, "forgot my water wings" he said with horse shoe eyes.
"Yeah Feathers, do you wings float?" asked Flash.
"Not like your head, because they're not full OF AIR!" she screamed as a response, and promptly left.
"Well who is going to clean this up?" asked Bruce. Just then almost all the remaining members in the room got an excellent idea.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"This is so unfair you peasants! Princesses don't do remedial work." Screamed Diana as she mopped up water one the floor.
THE END!
"Hey wait a minute!" screamed Flash, "Where is Puddles?"
Shay's eyes widened, "Ummm I guess he is where I left him, which would be my bathroom in the tub..."
"You left my puppy in a bathtub for like more than twelve hours!" screamed Flash.
"Key word in that sentence is 'YOUR' puppy, you should've been looking after him. Besides you got back from your family emergency pretty fast," Shayera said looked at him rather suspiciously.
"Umm yeah about that," Flash said scratching his head, "There never was one I just met a hot girl at this club..."
"YOU USED ME AS A SCAPEGOAT!" she screamed furiously.
"No, not at all more like a scapehawk," he replied. At that point, he ducked, as Shay's mace flew across the room. If he didn't have his speedy reflexes, he wouldn't have a head right now.
"Get you dog out of MY ROOM!" she screamed.
"Fine," Flash zipped away and then zipped back, "Umm Feathers?" he asked quietly.
"What!"
"Umm, puddles like ripped up your bathroom, and then broke through the door, and then ripped up you room, and then broke through that door into the hall way and there is a trail to the hanger and I think he took the Javelin 5 and left." Wally stated.
"I TOLD YOU, YOU COULDN'T HAVE A DOG!" screamed Bruce.
"IT WRECKED MY ROOM!" screamed Shay.
"I DON'T WANT TO MOP ANYMORE!" screamed Diana.
"SCREAMING IS FUN!" screamed Clark.
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"Great," explained Bruce, "That was our only ship, and it was high- jacked by a puppy. We have no way of returning to Earth."
"I still have my ring," said John hopefully, "But I only have about another hour before I have to recharge it at home."
"Can you make it to Earth on time?" queried Bruce.
"I can try," explained John, "It'll be close though."
"How many people can you take with you?" asked Batman.
"The most I can take is three, then I should still have enough energy to make it to Earth."
"I have an idea," stated an angry Shay, "Why don't we just phone NASA or someone and get them to send up another rocket?"
"The they're going to think we are complete idiots" answered Diana who was now working in another room mopping up.
"We are complete idiots!" screamed Shay, "Seven superheroes let a puppy steal there only way of getting back to Earth!"
"Wait, so what happened?" asked Clark as he cut out paper dolls from there taxes.
"Oh My God!" screamed Shay, "John take me with you, I'm going to go crazy up here."
"Okay, I'll take Flash too."
"Why me?" asked a surprised Wally.
"Well because it's YOUR FAULT!" he screamed the response.
"If it's settled, get going," recommended Batman.
"Live long and prosper," stated J'onn who phased through the floor.
"Ah, stop doing that!" screamed Flash.
REALLY THE END, ONTILL I HAVE TIME TO WRITE CHAPTER FIVE...