Alright so like I promised I finally updated it. And I know this chapter is rather short compared to my others, but believe me, the JL will visit about 6 or 7 different cities so there is a lot more to come.
I don't own Justice League, or Hello Kitty, or the song 'Gamble Rumble' by Initial D But I do own Puddles, Sick 'em boy!
Chapter 5
Disney Movies, Japanese Clubs, and Gamble Rumbles
It was one o'clock in the morning when the eerie green bubble landed atop of John's building. Well 'landed' really wasn't the best word for it, more like crashed, hurtled, broke down, any of those would have worked much better.
You see John's ring ran out of power because he hadn't recharged it in awhile. He hadn't charged it in a while because he didn't expect to bring two extra people down to Earth with him. He didn't expect to bring two extra people down to earth with him because he never expected Flash's dog, Puddles to steal the Javelin He never expected Flash's dog to steal the Javelin because it was a frickin' dog!
So here they were, John, Flash, and a mighty cranky Hawkgirl crash- landed atop John's building (but you already knew that).
"Alright, let's go down to my apartment so I can charge my ring, then we'll go look for the Javelin."
"And Puddles?" queried Flash.
"Yes and Puddles."
They walked down to John's apartment and went inside. It was ransacked.
"John, what happened to your apartment!?" Shay questioned.
"I have no clue but..." John was cut off.
There was a strange noise coming from the bedroom. It was like a rustling sound that kept getting louder. The group slowly moved towards John's room until they were stopped by Flash.
"Guys I saw this in a movie once. There was this giant monster in this little girls room and he needed to scare her in order to..."
"Wally you idiot!" Shay slapped him upside the head, "That was Monsters Inc. It's a Disney movie for God Sake."
"Those are the scariest ones!" he hissed.
"Fine I'll go look then," Shay said courageously and turned the corner to John's room, which was shortly followed by a scream.
John and Wally ran around the corner.
"Back of, my ring may not be charged but I can still bitch slap pretty hard!" John screamed than opened his eyes when he heard no response. When he did all he saw were Wally, Shay and Clark looking back at him.
"Clark?" Shay asked annoyed, "Whatcha doing here?"
"Oh I used the extra ship that no one knew about," he said rummaging through the dresser drawers.
"Okay, then why are you going through my clothes!" she screamed.
"I think we both know the answer to that," he said bluntly.
Shay sighed and held her head. John then added, "Good so now I can charge my ring and we can use the plane. It'll be a lot easier."
"Yeah we could do that, except I crash landed it because I have no idea how to drive it," Clark added still rummaging through Shay's dresser drawers.
"John what are we going to do?" Shay asked but John was in the other room, his ring was charged and he was ready to go, "John?"
"What? I wasn't listening."
"We have to go find Puddles now," Wally was getting nervous, "I taught that dog how to do a lot of things he's not supposed to."
"Shut up all of you," Shay demanded, "I'm going to telepathically asked J'onn to use the GPS on the Javelin to tell us where it is."
All went quiet....
J'onn? J'onn? I know you're home.
WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Holy shittles I was just wondering it you could tell me where the Javelin is.
It's in Tokyo Japan now go away.
What's your problem?
Bruce and Diana seem to have made a how should I put this lightly, Booty call on each other and the graphics I've seen have maimed me on a psychological, emotional, and physical level.
Holy crap! God I'm sorry J'onn. Is there anything I can do to help you?
Cry for me Shayera, just cry for me.
"Earth to Feathers?" Flash was questioning as he waved his hand in front of Hawkgirl's face. She was in a trance while talking with J'onn, "I think she's gone coo coo for cocoa puffs..." but Wally was interrupted by a backhand across the face.
"MAN THAT STINGS!" he screamed as he rubbed the hand mark on his face.
"Shut up. We have to go to Tokyo, that's where J'onn said that dog was."
"Why would the dog go to Tokyo? And where would he be?" John asked no one in particular.
"I know where he is, and we have to find him fast," Wally said nervously as he sprang to his feet wide eyed.
"Whoa what's the rush cowboy?" Clark questioned him.
"I always told Puddles that of he got away to go out for the night of his life and to use the League's credit cards. Which I gave him."
"What a minute, why did you..." Shayera started to ask.
"No time kooky, we gotta split now!"
Now the group of four superheroes (if you could in fact call them that) arrived on the roof of a Japanese club. It was now 1am in Japan (He's Green Lantern okay, not superman!) and the clubs were packed.
They slowly and carefully entered the darkened club. Bright systematic, vibrant lights flickered as wide TV screens played the newest and hippest songs to the culture. Many people were dancing and the club was packed, all four floors of it.
"Well, if we didn't stick out before," Flash said as most of the population of the club had stopped their actions and were now gawking at 'the league'.
About 98% of the clubs inhabitants were Japanese. They had heard of the justice League but never expected to be graced with their presence.
Everything was quiet until a group of girls in there late twenties approached Superman.
"Ah it's Superman!" they screamed, "We have backpacks of you, and turned around to show him the backpacks (much unlike 'Hello Kitty' they were just his head).
"I love it!" he screamed and walked off with the girls.
Flash looked around the club until he found what he was looking for. He walked up to a strangely dressed girl in the corner and he raised an eyebrow, "Ou Kampai, you sexy little piece of work you. "
The girl instantly recognized him, "Oh my gosh, you're Flash from the Justice League. Where's J'onn?"
"Oh he couldn't come, but I'm here baby," he replied suavely.
"YOU BASTARD!" she screamed and left.
"There John look!" Shay exclaimed as she pointed to the corner.
"It's Puddles!" John said angrily as he lowered his eyelids.
Upon hearing his name, Puddles ran from the group of girls he was being admired in and out the door. John and Shay followed closely and reached the plane just as it was taking off from the ground.
John fell to his knees and screamed, "Noooooooooo!"
Shay put a comforting hand on his arm, and he cried out, "I just want to go to sleep!"
She helped him up and they both walked solemnly back to the raging dance club.
"Come on flash, we have to go track your dog," shay sighed as she pulled him away from a group of girls he was being admired by and walked to find Clark.
They found him on the second level singing Karaoke to the most popular Japanese song.
"Gamble you got a chance to make 'em rumble, Togi sumaserete iku, Gamble you got to dive into the scrabble, chokan o shinjite..."
"Clark!" Shayera screamed.
"Honmei no kimi no ai igai ha iranakute..." he kept singing.
"CLARK!" she screamed louder.
"Sokoshi demo, mayou no, sute mashou, it's gonna feel so fine!"
"Clark we're leaving now!" she screamed, he got off the stage and ran to them.
"Okay where are we going now?" he asked, "Puddles got away again right?"
"Give me a second I'll ask J'onn again."
J'onn?
What is it now, Shayera? Do you constantly need me to tell you what to do? Hmmm will you fall apart if I don't tell you where the God forsaken mutt is?
Sorry J'onn, it's just that I'd like to get back up there sometime today and...
You that God, that you are not up here my friend, You thank him and you praise him.
Oh are Bruce and Diana still at it?
YES!!They are never ending, it is horrible Shayera with a capital HOR!
Well just stay away from them it can't be that hard...
Oh but I get mental images!....Your dog is in England.
Thanks J'onn, and I hope they stop soon.
They. Will. Never. Stop, they're like bunnies...
Shay sighed and shook her head, the three pairs of eyes with gazed upon her never moved.
"We have to go to London, England," she told.
"Sweet I want to see the Eiffel Tower."
So that's my first chapter on the city clubs, more coming soon, but not to soon. And as always, reviews are welcome, enjoyed and laughed at (lol just kidding about the last one).
