(Scene: Starscream has just called Cybertron to see Shockwave dealing with an apparent crisis going on in the background of the video screen, and asked if Autobots attacked Shockwave's tower.)
[Music: "White Rabbit", (c)1967 Jefferson Airplane]

SHOCKWAVE:
Our chain of disasters
Started relatively small
When the number five generator
Blew up in a fireball
This just isn't
A good time to call

Took a storage warehouse with it
And then most of Sinehex
What will we do with the survivors?
The problem could perplex
But listen
It gets more complex

The power grids are connected
And we've been leaking energon
Now our orbit's some kind of spiral
Not much time for Cybertron
How to save it?
We just don't know
My logical conclusion
From data I have read:
Cybertron will soon start melting
To a puddle of iron and lead
Evacuate to Earth, I said
Or we'll be dead!
We'll be dead!