MoonDeity: Ah, the sweet scent of a new chapter. My apologies, I was sober, so that is why I didnt get this done until forever. This chapter is a little nastier than the others...but it is most fluffy in the end!
Chapter 4
Beastboy and Raven had finished lunch. The Goth gloomily wrapped up the potato salad and disposed the last of Starfire's pudding. Being stuck on a beach with Beastboy was not her idea of a good time. She snapped open her sunglasses and placed them on her face, trying to ignore Beastboy as he danced around trying to impress her.
"Hey Rae, check out my sandcastle! Do you like the sandcastle? Wanna help me decorate it with shells?"
Raven plopped down on her blanket and pulled out her book, totally ignoring Beastboy. She held her book up so he couldn't see her face and said expressionlessly,
"No. Go away."
The Changeling wasn't so easily crushed.
"Ok then, do you wanna go into the water? We could surf and boogie board—"
Raven gritted her teeth in frustration.
"No Beastboy, you know I hate water."
The green one slid over the sand onto the blanket in front of her, his hands clasped out in front in prayer position.
"PULEEZZ??? We could play Marco Polo or scuba dive or water ski or just lounge in inner tubes! Puleezz?"
"No."
"But Raaaaveeeen!" Beastboy whined.
"No means no. Now haul your green butt off my towel."
Beastboy hung his head and scooted away sadly. He kept moving until he came behind a trashcan, where he hid behind it and peeped back out at Raven. Focusing a pair of binoculars on the Goth, he mumbled to himself.
"Damn it, there has got to be a way to get her into the water. Whining and pleading doesn't work...so that leaves me only one option open..."
Beastboy grinned evilly.
"Blackmail."
Raven glanced over the cover of her book and scanned the beach. No sign of Beastboy. The Goth settled back into her beach chair, savoring the moment of silence she had. Unfortunately, this moment didn't last long. Beastboy came running up to her from up the beach, waving his arms wildly.
"Raven! Look over there!"
The Changeling was pointing past Raven toward the parking lot.
"Is that a fat loser holding your magic mirror, threatening to break a ketchup packet over it?!?!"
The Goth whirled around and squinted toward the parking lot. Seeing no fat loser, she turned back to Beastboy.
"No, that was just Slade trying to break-dance to 80's pop. Hey, where's my book??"
Sure enough, her book had vanished from its spot along with her green friend. But she was more concerned for her book, so she got on her hands and knees and started to search the ground. Ripping off her sunglasses, she pawed the ground feverishly.
"My book was right here! Where could it have gone??"
A whistle caused her to turn around. Raven had found her missing friend as well as her missing book. The only problem was, Beastboy was knee-deep in the water, holding her book menacingly over the waves. He grinned mischievously at Raven.
"C'mon Ravi, if you don't want your book to get ruined, you gotta come into the water!"
The Goth stretched out her hand, her eyes wide with fear.
"Beastboy, don't!"
The Green One lowered her book to the water's surface a tiny bit.
"Closer..."
"Beastboy, I will kill you if you get that book wet!"
"Hey now, that's not a very nice way to talk to the person who could ruin your favorite book! Closer..." he said playfully. Raven stood up, her eyes flaming. She clenched her fists of crackling black energy.
"GIVE ME..."
"Closer..."
"THAT...."
"Closer still..."
"DAMN..."
"Closer..."
"BOOK!!!"
Beastboy lowered her book so that the tiniest tip of the corner touched the water. Unfortunately, Raven saw.
"ARRRGH!!!"
"OOMPH!"
The Goth had bounded over the sand, leapt over the water, and tackled the unsuspecting Beastboy. Her book flew out of his hands in a graceful arc and landed with a plop on his sandcastle, completely destroying it. But poor Beastboy didn't see the destruction of his sandcastle; in fact, he could only see one thing: Raven's boobs. After the Goth had tackled him, she wrapped her legs around the Changeling's middle and started to squeeze his breath out. She was cracking his ribs like she planned, only she didn't know that the Green One's head had fit perfectly in her cleavage.
"Wow!" Beastboy thought as his face was buried in Raven's chest. "She is HOT! And she's in the water with me! This must be my lucky day! Oh wait...no it's not...I can't breathe..."
Yes, that was a problem for the unfortunate Changeling. With Raven holding him fast underwater with her legs, no matter how much Beastboy struggled, he was held fast. And there was no reasoning with Raven, as she was in her I-need-to-rip-out-Beastboy's-lungs mode. The Goth was oblivious to her green friend's needs. So Beastboy got her attention the only way he knew how too. He bit her.
"AND TAKE THIS! AND THIS! AND SOME OF THI—YOUCH!!"
Raven shot out of the water like a cannon, with Beastboy clamping onto her right boob for dear life. The green one relinquished his hold on his friend's tit and stood back, wiping his mouth. The Goth cradled her breast in shock. She looked at Beastboy with wide eyes.
"You...you bit me..." she said in shock.
The Green One approached her, trying to help. Raven withdrew one of her hands from her boobs, staring at the crimson blood on her fingertips. Beastboy stuttered in disbelief when he saw the blood.
"Ohmygosh, Rae! I'm so sorry! I just....well you...I didn't mean to bite you that hard! You were, you know....crushing me...and well....I couldn't breathe...and...oh God, I'm so sorry!"
The Goth stared into Beastboy's eyes. The Changeling fidgeted nervously under Raven's gaze.
"You bit me...YOU SHALL PAY!!!!"
Beastboy screamed like a little girl as Raven threw herself into him again. This time, she lifted him above the water by the shoulders and shook him fiercely. The Changeling's head bobbed as Raven cursed him.
"YOU BIT MY BOOB!!! I WILL NEVER, NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU SICK LITTLE GREEN ELF!"
"IIIII'mmmmmm sssssoooorrrryyyy Raaaaavvveeeennnn." Beastboy stuttered as she shook him like a rag doll.
Raven was in her I-need-to-give-Beastboy-a-heart-attack-mode. As she shook him, the vibrations she caused made her boobs jiggle. And as they moved, so did her loosely tied bikini top. But meanwhile, the pair had unknowingly ventured into chest-deep water. Over Raven's screaming and Beastboy's moaning, the two failed to notice the trademark Jaws music playing. They also failed to notice the triangular dorsal fin that was circling them. Until, that is, the fin bumped into Raven's thigh. It was also, at that exact moment, that Raven's bikini top fell away.
Beastboy looked down and nearly fainted. Partly from the fact that Raven's top was floating in the water, and partly from the fact that the top had snagged in the pointed tip of a shark fin. The Goth paid no attention to either of the problems; all her attention was focused on turning Beastboy's brain into scrambled eggs. The Green One, with his eyes still glued on the shark and the top, rigidly tapped Raven on the arm.
"WHAT????"
Chest (BARE chest) heaving, Raven followed her friend's finger and stared at the shark fin. Gulping, the Goth turned to her friend.
"Beastboy...?"
"Raven...?
"SHAAARRRKK!!!" the two screamed in unison and grabbed onto each other in fear.
KABOOM!
Raven's black energy blew them out of the water, a column of spray following them as they flew upwards.
SPLAT!
Raven and Beastboy had landed in a garbage can, Raven facedown and Beastboy on top of her, shoving her deeper into the trash. Unfortunately, this was the very garbage can Slade puked in five minutes earlier, when he had gotten dizzy trying to break-dance to 80's pop. Beastboy popped his head over the rim and shook vomit from his hair. Down the beach, the shark fin stood up to reveal....Gizmo. The little nemesis of the Titans had strapped a fake fin to his back, and he was outfitted with scuba gear and a little tape player for the Jaws music. Ripping the scuba mouthpiece from his lips, he laughed at the garbage and vomit covered Titans.
"Hahaha! I got you snot-brains so bad! Hahahaha!!"
Gizmo laughed hysterically at his own joke, pointing at the two trashed Titans. He rummaged in the water and threw Raven's sandy top at Beastboy. It caught him vertically between the eyes.
"There's your girlfriend's stinkin' top!"
The Changeling peeled off the top and rubbed the red area gingerly.
"Ow dude, that hurt! And she's not my girlfr—"
Beastboy was interrupted when the garbage started to glow black. It then shot up in a column, carrying the Green One with it. The trash landed back on the beach as Raven hopped out of the trash can, face angry and red. She plucked a banana peel off her head and shook a finger at Gizmo.
"YOU LITTLE FREAK! I'M GOING TO GET YOU IF IT IS THE LAST THING I EVER DO! YOU ARE GON—"
"Wait, Raven."
Beastboy caught her arm and led her away from the trembling Gizmo. He handed the Goth her bikini top and fidgeted slightly.
"Um, instead of killing Gizmo, do you wanna...um...wanna get a smoothie with me?"
Raven finished tying her top and looked at Beastboy in surprise.
"Well...sure! Ok..."
Her Changeling friend smiled widely and offered her his arm. The Goth took it, and the pair walked down the beach, toward the smoothie stand. Beastboy felt a small thrill run through him, and Raven sensed it. Grinning slightly, she laid her head on his shoulder and gave a small sigh. Beastboy's brain erupted in fireworks, and inside, he danced. Inching his hand over her waist, he gripped Raven tightly. And very slowly, their two hands drifted together...until they clasped fingers and held each other.
To Be Continued...
MoonDeity: Awww...isn't that darling? Sorry if this chapter seemed a tad nasty, I promise there will be prep-bashing in the next chapter! So in the meantime, eat your green veggies, review this chapter, and sharpen your knifes!
Chapter 4
Beastboy and Raven had finished lunch. The Goth gloomily wrapped up the potato salad and disposed the last of Starfire's pudding. Being stuck on a beach with Beastboy was not her idea of a good time. She snapped open her sunglasses and placed them on her face, trying to ignore Beastboy as he danced around trying to impress her.
"Hey Rae, check out my sandcastle! Do you like the sandcastle? Wanna help me decorate it with shells?"
Raven plopped down on her blanket and pulled out her book, totally ignoring Beastboy. She held her book up so he couldn't see her face and said expressionlessly,
"No. Go away."
The Changeling wasn't so easily crushed.
"Ok then, do you wanna go into the water? We could surf and boogie board—"
Raven gritted her teeth in frustration.
"No Beastboy, you know I hate water."
The green one slid over the sand onto the blanket in front of her, his hands clasped out in front in prayer position.
"PULEEZZ??? We could play Marco Polo or scuba dive or water ski or just lounge in inner tubes! Puleezz?"
"No."
"But Raaaaveeeen!" Beastboy whined.
"No means no. Now haul your green butt off my towel."
Beastboy hung his head and scooted away sadly. He kept moving until he came behind a trashcan, where he hid behind it and peeped back out at Raven. Focusing a pair of binoculars on the Goth, he mumbled to himself.
"Damn it, there has got to be a way to get her into the water. Whining and pleading doesn't work...so that leaves me only one option open..."
Beastboy grinned evilly.
"Blackmail."
Raven glanced over the cover of her book and scanned the beach. No sign of Beastboy. The Goth settled back into her beach chair, savoring the moment of silence she had. Unfortunately, this moment didn't last long. Beastboy came running up to her from up the beach, waving his arms wildly.
"Raven! Look over there!"
The Changeling was pointing past Raven toward the parking lot.
"Is that a fat loser holding your magic mirror, threatening to break a ketchup packet over it?!?!"
The Goth whirled around and squinted toward the parking lot. Seeing no fat loser, she turned back to Beastboy.
"No, that was just Slade trying to break-dance to 80's pop. Hey, where's my book??"
Sure enough, her book had vanished from its spot along with her green friend. But she was more concerned for her book, so she got on her hands and knees and started to search the ground. Ripping off her sunglasses, she pawed the ground feverishly.
"My book was right here! Where could it have gone??"
A whistle caused her to turn around. Raven had found her missing friend as well as her missing book. The only problem was, Beastboy was knee-deep in the water, holding her book menacingly over the waves. He grinned mischievously at Raven.
"C'mon Ravi, if you don't want your book to get ruined, you gotta come into the water!"
The Goth stretched out her hand, her eyes wide with fear.
"Beastboy, don't!"
The Green One lowered her book to the water's surface a tiny bit.
"Closer..."
"Beastboy, I will kill you if you get that book wet!"
"Hey now, that's not a very nice way to talk to the person who could ruin your favorite book! Closer..." he said playfully. Raven stood up, her eyes flaming. She clenched her fists of crackling black energy.
"GIVE ME..."
"Closer..."
"THAT...."
"Closer still..."
"DAMN..."
"Closer..."
"BOOK!!!"
Beastboy lowered her book so that the tiniest tip of the corner touched the water. Unfortunately, Raven saw.
"ARRRGH!!!"
"OOMPH!"
The Goth had bounded over the sand, leapt over the water, and tackled the unsuspecting Beastboy. Her book flew out of his hands in a graceful arc and landed with a plop on his sandcastle, completely destroying it. But poor Beastboy didn't see the destruction of his sandcastle; in fact, he could only see one thing: Raven's boobs. After the Goth had tackled him, she wrapped her legs around the Changeling's middle and started to squeeze his breath out. She was cracking his ribs like she planned, only she didn't know that the Green One's head had fit perfectly in her cleavage.
"Wow!" Beastboy thought as his face was buried in Raven's chest. "She is HOT! And she's in the water with me! This must be my lucky day! Oh wait...no it's not...I can't breathe..."
Yes, that was a problem for the unfortunate Changeling. With Raven holding him fast underwater with her legs, no matter how much Beastboy struggled, he was held fast. And there was no reasoning with Raven, as she was in her I-need-to-rip-out-Beastboy's-lungs mode. The Goth was oblivious to her green friend's needs. So Beastboy got her attention the only way he knew how too. He bit her.
"AND TAKE THIS! AND THIS! AND SOME OF THI—YOUCH!!"
Raven shot out of the water like a cannon, with Beastboy clamping onto her right boob for dear life. The green one relinquished his hold on his friend's tit and stood back, wiping his mouth. The Goth cradled her breast in shock. She looked at Beastboy with wide eyes.
"You...you bit me..." she said in shock.
The Green One approached her, trying to help. Raven withdrew one of her hands from her boobs, staring at the crimson blood on her fingertips. Beastboy stuttered in disbelief when he saw the blood.
"Ohmygosh, Rae! I'm so sorry! I just....well you...I didn't mean to bite you that hard! You were, you know....crushing me...and well....I couldn't breathe...and...oh God, I'm so sorry!"
The Goth stared into Beastboy's eyes. The Changeling fidgeted nervously under Raven's gaze.
"You bit me...YOU SHALL PAY!!!!"
Beastboy screamed like a little girl as Raven threw herself into him again. This time, she lifted him above the water by the shoulders and shook him fiercely. The Changeling's head bobbed as Raven cursed him.
"YOU BIT MY BOOB!!! I WILL NEVER, NEVER FORGIVE YOU, YOU SICK LITTLE GREEN ELF!"
"IIIII'mmmmmm sssssoooorrrryyyy Raaaaavvveeeennnn." Beastboy stuttered as she shook him like a rag doll.
Raven was in her I-need-to-give-Beastboy-a-heart-attack-mode. As she shook him, the vibrations she caused made her boobs jiggle. And as they moved, so did her loosely tied bikini top. But meanwhile, the pair had unknowingly ventured into chest-deep water. Over Raven's screaming and Beastboy's moaning, the two failed to notice the trademark Jaws music playing. They also failed to notice the triangular dorsal fin that was circling them. Until, that is, the fin bumped into Raven's thigh. It was also, at that exact moment, that Raven's bikini top fell away.
Beastboy looked down and nearly fainted. Partly from the fact that Raven's top was floating in the water, and partly from the fact that the top had snagged in the pointed tip of a shark fin. The Goth paid no attention to either of the problems; all her attention was focused on turning Beastboy's brain into scrambled eggs. The Green One, with his eyes still glued on the shark and the top, rigidly tapped Raven on the arm.
"WHAT????"
Chest (BARE chest) heaving, Raven followed her friend's finger and stared at the shark fin. Gulping, the Goth turned to her friend.
"Beastboy...?"
"Raven...?
"SHAAARRRKK!!!" the two screamed in unison and grabbed onto each other in fear.
KABOOM!
Raven's black energy blew them out of the water, a column of spray following them as they flew upwards.
SPLAT!
Raven and Beastboy had landed in a garbage can, Raven facedown and Beastboy on top of her, shoving her deeper into the trash. Unfortunately, this was the very garbage can Slade puked in five minutes earlier, when he had gotten dizzy trying to break-dance to 80's pop. Beastboy popped his head over the rim and shook vomit from his hair. Down the beach, the shark fin stood up to reveal....Gizmo. The little nemesis of the Titans had strapped a fake fin to his back, and he was outfitted with scuba gear and a little tape player for the Jaws music. Ripping the scuba mouthpiece from his lips, he laughed at the garbage and vomit covered Titans.
"Hahaha! I got you snot-brains so bad! Hahahaha!!"
Gizmo laughed hysterically at his own joke, pointing at the two trashed Titans. He rummaged in the water and threw Raven's sandy top at Beastboy. It caught him vertically between the eyes.
"There's your girlfriend's stinkin' top!"
The Changeling peeled off the top and rubbed the red area gingerly.
"Ow dude, that hurt! And she's not my girlfr—"
Beastboy was interrupted when the garbage started to glow black. It then shot up in a column, carrying the Green One with it. The trash landed back on the beach as Raven hopped out of the trash can, face angry and red. She plucked a banana peel off her head and shook a finger at Gizmo.
"YOU LITTLE FREAK! I'M GOING TO GET YOU IF IT IS THE LAST THING I EVER DO! YOU ARE GON—"
"Wait, Raven."
Beastboy caught her arm and led her away from the trembling Gizmo. He handed the Goth her bikini top and fidgeted slightly.
"Um, instead of killing Gizmo, do you wanna...um...wanna get a smoothie with me?"
Raven finished tying her top and looked at Beastboy in surprise.
"Well...sure! Ok..."
Her Changeling friend smiled widely and offered her his arm. The Goth took it, and the pair walked down the beach, toward the smoothie stand. Beastboy felt a small thrill run through him, and Raven sensed it. Grinning slightly, she laid her head on his shoulder and gave a small sigh. Beastboy's brain erupted in fireworks, and inside, he danced. Inching his hand over her waist, he gripped Raven tightly. And very slowly, their two hands drifted together...until they clasped fingers and held each other.
To Be Continued...
MoonDeity: Awww...isn't that darling? Sorry if this chapter seemed a tad nasty, I promise there will be prep-bashing in the next chapter! So in the meantime, eat your green veggies, review this chapter, and sharpen your knifes!