AH! Yimu I can't believe I put this back up
:: kills Yimu ::
::whistle whistle:: "What a lovely day it is." Kenshin smiled at the sun. "Hey! I was smiling at you!" Kenshin waved his fist at the Sun. "Oh… now you ignore me eh?!?!" "ARGH! I don't like you!!!!" Kenshin stuck his middle finger at the sun and went inside the Dojo.
"Kenshin! You're back!!!" Yahiko ran up to Kenshin then kicked him in the shins. "Yah Bastard! Leaving us with that b…" Yahiko froze as Kenshin hopped around. "Uh… uh… uh……" There was a shadow looming over him and a hand was on his shoulder. "K… kao…ru???" Yahiko stammered.
"Yes?" Kaoru slowly said. "Were you going to say something," She clenched her fist tightly around Yahiko's shoulder. "STUPID again were you??"
"N… no… Kaoru." Yahiko winced at the now bruising Shoulder. "Ahahahahahaha…" Yahiko ran out of Kaoru's grip and laughed his way into the Dojo.
"Crazy sun of a gun." Kaoru spat. "You back Kenshin? Ha… you let that brat Yahiko beat you up… what a loser." Kaoru laughed at Kenshin. "C'mon. I need you to do the laundry now." Kaoru grabbed Kenshin's hair and dragged him to the tub. She swung her hand and Kenshin landed in a tub of soapy water.
"What the fuuuuuuuck?" Kenshin stared blankly at Kaoru. "How'd she become so bitchy?"
"It's all your FAULT!" Kenshin heard someone yelling at him… a hand shot out of the ground in front of him.
"GIAAAAHH!!!!!!!!" Kenshin slipped and splashed in the tub. Kenshin just stared at the hand. Then another hand came out. Then Sano's head came out. Then Sano popped out. "Sano… what were you doing in the ground? You scared me, that you did, cause I'm easily scared, cause I'm a bishie."
"Who the fuck cares." Sano jumped in the tub with Kenshin. "When you left, Kaoru got crazy. And she started terrorizing everyone. I don't know how… but I somehow got on her nerves and she buried me in the ground and told me to wait for you to dig me up."
"I missed a lot… and I've only been gone for a few minutes!" Kenshin edged away from Sano. "You're way too close Sano… it's uncomfortable!"
"Jeez!" Sano crossed his arms. It's not like I'm gay! Jeez! Can't I guy just sit here!!!?!?!?!?" Am I really strait?
"What ever." Kenshin stepped out of the tub.
"Well, now that you're out, can you give me a bath?" Sano asked.
"It's gonna take forever to get the water hot, and to gather all that water!" Kenshin whined.
"Oh, I mean right here. It's fine right here. I mean… a sunny day. The bright sun will shine down on the water and make it warm." Sano smiled at the sun. Then frowned. "Stupid sun! I was smiling at you! At least be polite and smile back!"
"I know!" Kenshin agreed with Sano. "That sun is a real Jerk! Let's wave our fists at it and make it feel soo ashamed that it will run home to its mommy!"
So both Kenshin and Sano waved their fists at the sun the whole day… and soon it was evening.
"Look Sano!!! The sun is going away!" Kenshin grinned. "We did it! We scared the sun away!"
Kenshin and Sano danced around. Soon the sun was completely gone and the moon replaced the sun.
Sano was shivering in his tub. "Ch… chilly…!!!" Sano managed to say. "S…stu…pid… m… moon." Sano frowned. "W… won't give m… me warmth… w… will you!"