HI all A funny story. Captain Kathryn Janeway is letting me do this by
myself. It appears that my reader's Block was to only Yaoi. Don't know why.
Ugh, I feel so sick. Well it's only our guess so let's see how I do shall
we? *Sneeze* *cough* I have asthma. I wrote this story *sneeze* on paper.
Kathy can you type it for me? (It is no joke I have asthma since
kindergarten NO sympathy. And I did write it down and my sister is typing
it for me.) And *sniff* now I *sniff* shall sleep. (If you wanna say get
well please do in your reviews.) This is just a lay off of the other thing.
So I'm just going to this story.
H.T.'s sister: Now to the story. Called....
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When Hikaris turn Chocolate drunk
//Yami's Thoughts to Yugi//
/Yugi's thoughts to Yami/
|| Bakura's thoughts to Ryou ||
| Ryou's thoughts to Bakura |
\\ Malik's thoughts to Ishtar \\
\ Ishtar's thoughts to Malik's \
'Self thoughts'
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// Aibou Can I have your chocolate? //
/ Uh sure what ever, just get into your soul room after eating it. /
// *Eats it* *Hiccup* Ok why? OOO I feel woozy and stuff. *Wobble* //
/ *Sigh* That's why. /
// Then I don't wanna! //
/ Then we'd best separate. / *Splits to 2 bodies*
// So people don't think it's you? //
/Duh *Hiccup* Daggumit I feel all-woozy, there was not point in that. *Hiccup* (At his age he is now fully drunk) Do you want more Alcohol Chocolate? /
//I wanna sing I *Hiccup* I do! //
/But I wanna go to the bathroom! /
//Then Go! //
/Okay! /
**Seconds later they are still there and hiccuping**
//Aren't you *hiccup* Going? //
/I am! /
//And what *hiccup* time of today is that? //
/All done! /
//You didn't even g- Oh that's sick that is sick. //
/I know! Isn't it cool? /
//You wish! Hey no hiccups! I don't ant to sing! Well not now anyway. I'm not drunk, since I don't wanna be I'm cured! Oh great now I have the dumb old common sense to behave. //
/AWW! No fair! *Makes a high pitched sound from somewhere* That was a wet one! *Hiccup* Smells nice. *Big sniff* /
//I am scarred for life. *Plugs nose* //
/It all *hiccup* smells like crap. *Another high pitched sound from somewhere that I will not say on the count of it is something I JUST DON'T WANNA! * That was *hiccup* too wet! WAAAA! /
//I think I'm going to faint. //
/I don't like you! I'm leaving! /
//Do you think I do? Every single time we duel an enemy it's my duty to help you! I didn't go to tryouts to be your partner! Oh wait! I did, just because I was bored and the other spots were taken. No one had tried to be your partner. //
*Both leave*
Yugi: 'That just cost your reputation Yami.' Muahahahahahahahah *hiccup* ahahahahahahahahahah *hiccup* ahahahahahahah!' Muahahahaha *hiccup* hahahhahahahaaha *hiccup* hahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Ryou: Hi Yugi! Ick! What is that smell?
Yugi: I told everyone to not interrupt my maniacal laughing, and I'm Yami, not Yugi. And uh, ignore the smell
Ryou: Sorry, I'll wait. 'How can I ignore it when it's from YOU?'
Yugi: good now where was I? OH yes Muahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Hic! * hahahahahahahahahahah! *Cough* Water *cough* Water!
Ryou: Right away! *Gives Yugi water*
Yugi: *Drinks water* Thank you Anzu! How did you get the water so fast?
Ryou: The KONAMI How to Stop People from Coughing that was Created by Laughing Menacingly First Aid Kit.
Yugi: So it's the KHTSPFCTW *Hic* CBLMFAK. In *Hic* short anyway.
Ryou: That wouldn't fit in the label as well as this. Sides there wasn't a Hic in there. And it's Ryou.
Yugi: Kyou?
Ryou: Ryou.
Yugi: Myloo?
Ryou: Ryou.
Yugi: Guy whom?
Ryou: *Raises eyebrows* Ryou.
Yugi: Byuu?
Ryou: HOLD THE STORY! Do those names exist?
Hellstriangle's sister: They do now. (This wasn't in the script)
Ryou: Whatever. It's Ryou
Yugi: Hyou?
Ryou: RYOU!
Yugi: Oh *Hic* ok Malik.
Ryou: *Raises eyebrows* That didn't even rhyme for goodness sakes.
Yugi: I hate you.
Ryou: I should be hating you!
Yugi: OH PLEASE *Hic* DON'T!
Ryou: 0.o You're old!
Yugi: I'm not old! *Hic* Old is when you're 65 I'm 89. When you're old you sit down and tell things about your life. *Sits down* *Hic* You know when I was a young boy I was kind and kind!
Ryou: How about now?
Yugi: I'm drunk.
Ryou: Obviously.
Yugi: Well it's the scriptwriter.
Me: What?
H.T.'s sister: Now to the story. Called....
^^^^^^^^^^^
When Hikaris turn Chocolate drunk
//Yami's Thoughts to Yugi//
/Yugi's thoughts to Yami/
|| Bakura's thoughts to Ryou ||
| Ryou's thoughts to Bakura |
\\ Malik's thoughts to Ishtar \\
\ Ishtar's thoughts to Malik's \
'Self thoughts'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
// Aibou Can I have your chocolate? //
/ Uh sure what ever, just get into your soul room after eating it. /
// *Eats it* *Hiccup* Ok why? OOO I feel woozy and stuff. *Wobble* //
/ *Sigh* That's why. /
// Then I don't wanna! //
/ Then we'd best separate. / *Splits to 2 bodies*
// So people don't think it's you? //
/Duh *Hiccup* Daggumit I feel all-woozy, there was not point in that. *Hiccup* (At his age he is now fully drunk) Do you want more Alcohol Chocolate? /
//I wanna sing I *Hiccup* I do! //
/But I wanna go to the bathroom! /
//Then Go! //
/Okay! /
**Seconds later they are still there and hiccuping**
//Aren't you *hiccup* Going? //
/I am! /
//And what *hiccup* time of today is that? //
/All done! /
//You didn't even g- Oh that's sick that is sick. //
/I know! Isn't it cool? /
//You wish! Hey no hiccups! I don't ant to sing! Well not now anyway. I'm not drunk, since I don't wanna be I'm cured! Oh great now I have the dumb old common sense to behave. //
/AWW! No fair! *Makes a high pitched sound from somewhere* That was a wet one! *Hiccup* Smells nice. *Big sniff* /
//I am scarred for life. *Plugs nose* //
/It all *hiccup* smells like crap. *Another high pitched sound from somewhere that I will not say on the count of it is something I JUST DON'T WANNA! * That was *hiccup* too wet! WAAAA! /
//I think I'm going to faint. //
/I don't like you! I'm leaving! /
//Do you think I do? Every single time we duel an enemy it's my duty to help you! I didn't go to tryouts to be your partner! Oh wait! I did, just because I was bored and the other spots were taken. No one had tried to be your partner. //
*Both leave*
Yugi: 'That just cost your reputation Yami.' Muahahahahahahahah *hiccup* ahahahahahahahahahah *hiccup* ahahahahahahah!' Muahahahaha *hiccup* hahahhahahahaaha *hiccup* hahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Ryou: Hi Yugi! Ick! What is that smell?
Yugi: I told everyone to not interrupt my maniacal laughing, and I'm Yami, not Yugi. And uh, ignore the smell
Ryou: Sorry, I'll wait. 'How can I ignore it when it's from YOU?'
Yugi: good now where was I? OH yes Muahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Hic! * hahahahahahahahahahah! *Cough* Water *cough* Water!
Ryou: Right away! *Gives Yugi water*
Yugi: *Drinks water* Thank you Anzu! How did you get the water so fast?
Ryou: The KONAMI How to Stop People from Coughing that was Created by Laughing Menacingly First Aid Kit.
Yugi: So it's the KHTSPFCTW *Hic* CBLMFAK. In *Hic* short anyway.
Ryou: That wouldn't fit in the label as well as this. Sides there wasn't a Hic in there. And it's Ryou.
Yugi: Kyou?
Ryou: Ryou.
Yugi: Myloo?
Ryou: Ryou.
Yugi: Guy whom?
Ryou: *Raises eyebrows* Ryou.
Yugi: Byuu?
Ryou: HOLD THE STORY! Do those names exist?
Hellstriangle's sister: They do now. (This wasn't in the script)
Ryou: Whatever. It's Ryou
Yugi: Hyou?
Ryou: RYOU!
Yugi: Oh *Hic* ok Malik.
Ryou: *Raises eyebrows* That didn't even rhyme for goodness sakes.
Yugi: I hate you.
Ryou: I should be hating you!
Yugi: OH PLEASE *Hic* DON'T!
Ryou: 0.o You're old!
Yugi: I'm not old! *Hic* Old is when you're 65 I'm 89. When you're old you sit down and tell things about your life. *Sits down* *Hic* You know when I was a young boy I was kind and kind!
Ryou: How about now?
Yugi: I'm drunk.
Ryou: Obviously.
Yugi: Well it's the scriptwriter.
Me: What?
