HI all A funny story. Captain Kathryn Janeway is letting me do this by myself. It appears that my reader's Block was to only Yaoi. Don't know why. Ugh, I feel so sick. Well it's only our guess so let's see how I do shall we? *Sneeze* *cough* I have asthma. I wrote this story *sneeze* on paper. Kathy can you type it for me? (It is no joke I have asthma since kindergarten NO sympathy. And I did write it down and my sister is typing it for me.) And *sniff* now I *sniff* shall sleep. (If you wanna say get well please do in your reviews.) This is just a lay off of the other thing. So I'm just going to this story.

H.T.'s sister: Now to the story. Called....

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When Hikaris turn Chocolate drunk

//Yami's Thoughts to Yugi//

/Yugi's thoughts to Yami/

|| Bakura's thoughts to Ryou ||

| Ryou's thoughts to Bakura |

\\ Malik's thoughts to Ishtar \\

\ Ishtar's thoughts to Malik's \

'Self thoughts'

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// Aibou Can I have your chocolate? //

/ Uh sure what ever, just get into your soul room after eating it. /

// *Eats it* *Hiccup* Ok why? OOO I feel woozy and stuff. *Wobble* //

/ *Sigh* That's why. /

// Then I don't wanna! //

/ Then we'd best separate. / *Splits to 2 bodies*

// So people don't think it's you? //

/Duh *Hiccup* Daggumit I feel all-woozy, there was not point in that. *Hiccup* (At his age he is now fully drunk) Do you want more Alcohol Chocolate? /

//I wanna sing I *Hiccup* I do! //

/But I wanna go to the bathroom! /

//Then Go! //

/Okay! /

**Seconds later they are still there and hiccuping**

//Aren't you *hiccup* Going? //

/I am! /

//And what *hiccup* time of today is that? //

/All done! /

//You didn't even g- Oh that's sick that is sick. //

/I know! Isn't it cool? /

//You wish! Hey no hiccups! I don't ant to sing! Well not now anyway. I'm not drunk, since I don't wanna be I'm cured! Oh great now I have the dumb old common sense to behave. //

/AWW! No fair! *Makes a high pitched sound from somewhere* That was a wet one! *Hiccup* Smells nice. *Big sniff* /

//I am scarred for life. *Plugs nose* //

/It all *hiccup* smells like crap. *Another high pitched sound from somewhere that I will not say on the count of it is something I JUST DON'T WANNA! * That was *hiccup* too wet! WAAAA! /

//I think I'm going to faint. //

/I don't like you! I'm leaving! /

//Do you think I do? Every single time we duel an enemy it's my duty to help you! I didn't go to tryouts to be your partner! Oh wait! I did, just because I was bored and the other spots were taken. No one had tried to be your partner. //

*Both leave*

Yugi: 'That just cost your reputation Yami.' Muahahahahahahahah *hiccup* ahahahahahahahahahah *hiccup* ahahahahahahah!' Muahahahaha *hiccup* hahahhahahahaaha *hiccup* hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Ryou: Hi Yugi! Ick! What is that smell?

Yugi: I told everyone to not interrupt my maniacal laughing, and I'm Yami, not Yugi. And uh, ignore the smell

Ryou: Sorry, I'll wait. 'How can I ignore it when it's from YOU?'

Yugi: good now where was I? OH yes Muahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Hic! * hahahahahahahahahahah! *Cough* Water *cough* Water!

Ryou: Right away! *Gives Yugi water*

Yugi: *Drinks water* Thank you Anzu! How did you get the water so fast?

Ryou: The KONAMI How to Stop People from Coughing that was Created by Laughing Menacingly First Aid Kit.

Yugi: So it's the KHTSPFCTW *Hic* CBLMFAK. In *Hic* short anyway.

Ryou: That wouldn't fit in the label as well as this. Sides there wasn't a Hic in there. And it's Ryou.

Yugi: Kyou?

Ryou: Ryou.

Yugi: Myloo?

Ryou: Ryou.

Yugi: Guy whom?

Ryou: *Raises eyebrows* Ryou.

Yugi: Byuu?

Ryou: HOLD THE STORY! Do those names exist?

Hellstriangle's sister: They do now. (This wasn't in the script)

Ryou: Whatever. It's Ryou

Yugi: Hyou?

Ryou: RYOU!

Yugi: Oh *Hic* ok Malik.

Ryou: *Raises eyebrows* That didn't even rhyme for goodness sakes.

Yugi: I hate you.

Ryou: I should be hating you!

Yugi: OH PLEASE *Hic* DON'T!

Ryou: 0.o You're old!

Yugi: I'm not old! *Hic* Old is when you're 65 I'm 89. When you're old you sit down and tell things about your life. *Sits down* *Hic* You know when I was a young boy I was kind and kind!

Ryou: How about now?

Yugi: I'm drunk.

Ryou: Obviously.

Yugi: Well it's the scriptwriter.

Me: What?