SM: OMG AT LAST! I HAVE CONQUERED THE WRITER'S BLOCK! AFTER ALMOST A WHOLE YEAR!!!!

Mokuba: Are you sure? Last time you said that you MPHH!

SM: Cover's Mokuba's mouth Oh Malik-dearest! Pulls a leash and Malik pops out

Malik: UGH yes master?

SM: Watch this little munchkin wills you? Thank you dearest!

Malik: Ok, ok!

SM: Good skipper! Now I'm off to go hunting Bakura, Ryou, Yami, Yugi, Kaiba List goes on and on and on until finally and last but not least Kagome and InuYasha! Now singing A killing I shall go! A killing I shall go! Highs hoe the Dario a killing I shall go! I killed the farmer's dog! I killed my brother's rat! High ho the Dario I kicked my brother's ass! Singing continues Oh! It's Bakura and Marik! Ugh they're shooting pigeons again! No wait.... They're shooting' tourists! Oh my gosh it's tourist season already?

Bakura: Ugh! Why do they keep running away?

Marik: Because you're supposed to shoot they're heads not they're ass! Otherwise they'll keep moving after you shoot them!

Bakura: Ooh! But so many of them have helmets! Good thing that we're the only one's out, shooting tourists on tourist season!

Meanwhile

Ryou: Heehaw! I thought you said you were a cheese dumpling! Giggles (It's funny the way you're drunk!) Why am I thinking when I should be talking? Heh, you gave me some chocolate and you know what?

Yugi: Hic Wwwwaaaah?

Ryou: I'm drunk and now I think that polar bears are gonna take over Hic the world!

Yugi: Of course Hic not! It's the prairie dogs! Hic The polar bears are trying to take over the world but! Hic the prairie dogs know of their little scheme! So ehehehic! They're gonna develop the better Hic Teckinolojicallially enhancatated stuffs and take over! And cheese go Hic mooo ehehahahahah!

Malik: Escaped from the evil SM! Are you guys okay? You look drunk!

Ryou: That's because we are! Heheheh!

Malik: Frowns Oooookay then...... So what do you guys wanna do?

Ryou: Drink cheese!

Yugi: Drink rocks!

Malik: Uh.... Okay... o. O Um then again wants see some magic?

Ryou: NONONONO! WE do the magic!

Later

Malik: YOU ASS! YOU'RE THE ONE'S WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A REARANGED BODY! AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE %%&ING FAKE!

Yugi: Well the kid wanted real magic!!! It's his fault if he got decapitated and cut by the waste and have his body rearranged! Head is now his feet and body now his head! You know I'm also curious to why there's crimson red color coming out of his neck and waist.

Malik: You people are paying for their funeral.

Yugi: Funeral? What funeral! I didn't do anything! Stop being so mean to me! Ranting continues

Malik: I give up... You people are completely hopeless! ALL of you psychotics, drug addicts, and the rest of the lunatic family!

Yugi: Bullies!

Ryou: Prostitutes and pimps!

Malik: Oh sure tell the world about my pimpmobile or whatever.

Ryou: We were only joking! We wuv you! Huggles

Malik: stares Suck ups.

Ryou: We're not suck ups! That's on Tuesday.

Malik: I am completely disturbed of you people.

Ryou: Why thank you!

Malik: You guys are morons you guys know that?

Ryou & Yugi: WHY YES WE DO! Want CHOCOLATE?

Malik: Oh that's nice of you guys! I'd love to have some chocolate.

Cheese: NO DON'T EAT IT!

Malik: Too late, what's so wrong about Hic oh... that...