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"AHHH!! Get it off! Get it off me!!!" Bit attempted to shake himself out from the grip but it only tightened.
"What's wrong Bit honey?" the response came from beside him.
"M-Mary, what are you doing here? Get out! If Leena finds me like this she'll do things that make this afternoon pale in comparison." He was unable to dislodge her and did the next best thing. He tried to make his escape. Unfortunately, Bit forgot about his condition and fell. His anguished screaming woke everyone in the base. Including Leena. The next thing he knew, Leena was getting medieval on his ass. Bit quickly decided that discretion was the better part of valor and allowed himself to be carried away by Mary without resistance. His sorry state, however did not stop him from sticking his tongue out at Leena and making taunting faces. He received a flower pot in the face for his efforts.
Bit regained consciousness to find himself at the local hospital. He was also aware of the sleeping form sitting in the chair next to his bed, as well as the tackily dressed pilot standing in the doorway.
"Bit Cloud! I demand to know what you have done to ensnare my dear sister's heart!" Harry bellowed belligerently.
"Hold on, Harry. I think I missed a few pages."
"Wait, could it be that you have given up our rivalry for the love of the beautiful Leena Toros? I-
MOOSH! Harry broke off as he was kicked in the face.
"What rivalry?"
"You know very well that you have deliberately stood in my way to gain Leena's love." Harry was shouting full of emotion.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave now."
"Hey I'm Harry Champ, a man destined to be king, and I don't need to follow your orders." As soon as Harry said this he found himself being escorted out of the hospital by a burly security guard.
"Man, what a basket-case." Bit remarked to no one in particular. Grinning, evilly Bit began planning his revenge on Harry. He had already forgotten that Mary was present. Upon realizing this he decided to make tracks out of the hospital since he estimated that he had recovered. His legs still worked and the arms were still there, so that was good enough for him. Mary ran after him crying for him to return, so Bit ducked into a dark alley and began to think.
"Well, I can't go back home right now. I'd just end up here again. I need someplace to hide from both Leena and Mary. I … GROWL. Hmmm, I guess its time to feed the beast." And so Bit found himself trudging towards his favorite eatery/coffee shop, Starbucks. He sat nursing his coffee and reflecting. At that point Bit realized he had contracted Angst-Bastard Syndrome. He then vowed to overcome this temporary depression. At least until Mary burst out of a mailbox next to the street he was walking on.
If you have had the fortune to get this far, then this is a note not to expect another update for about a week, seeing as I'm going on vacation and won't be back until then. So no flames!