HAHAHAHAHA! I have continued once again! In your face!
Kurama: "In who's face?"
fanfan: -- "Must you ruin everything for me?"
Kurama: -Looks down ashamed- "I'm sorry..."
fanfan: "Well, anyways! I have continued despite my laziness and lack of typing skills! So
enjoy..." -curtains open- "On with the show...err fanfic...whatever."
2. Okay so here's the extra characters again:
Fan Fan: Me..obviously..playing myself.
Kurama Freak: playing herself.
PB chan: playing herself.
-featuring:-
Mayumi: playing herself as the CIT.
Santa Claus: playing himself.. Why Santa? You'll see..-evil grin
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, -evil grin- Yet...
Botan: "Are you ready for the next activity boys?"
All: -gulp-
Botan: -cell phone rings- "Oh, sorry, hold on." -answers phone- "Hello? Yes... Really? Must I? Well okay.." -hangs up phone- "Well I'm dreadfully sorry boys, but Koenma-sama urgently needs me, so Mayumi, who is a CIT under me, will be instructing you today. Bye!" -rides off on her oar- (A/N: for all of you people out there who have never been to camp and your damn lucky if your one of those people, a CIT is a Counselor In Training)
CIT: -reads note left by Botan- "Well according to this... You are first supposed to -eyes bulge- Why... you're supposed to shoot an arrow at the apple off a human target... Well it looks like Hiei's first."
PB-chan: "And I get to be the human target!"
Hiei: "Oh god."
PB-chan: -puts apple on head- "Shoot me!"
Hiei: -shoots arrow missing the apple and gauges PB-chan's eye out-
PB-chan: "AHH!! HIEI! WHY?!"
Hiei: -puts innocent look on- "Why it was a complete accident, I swear!" -crosses fingers behind back-
CIT: "Well, it looks like Kurama's up next and Kurama Freak is the target."
Kurama Freak: -is a little nervous- "Please be careful, ok Kurama?"
Kurama: -perfectly pierces the apple, completely missing Kurama Freak-
Kurama Freak: "I LOVE YOU KURAMA!" -glomps Kurama-
Kurama: -puts another tally mark on how many times he's been glomped that day-
CIT: "Good job Kurama! Kuwabara! You're up next!"
Fan Fan: -walks out very nervously- "I don't wanna be the person!"
Kuwabara: "Don't be nervous Fan Fan! You have nothing to worry about at all." -shoots arrow-
Fan Fan: "AHHH! MY HAND!" -pulls arrow out of hand-
Kuwabara: "WAIT! That one didn't count! Something was in my eye!" -shoots another arrow-
Fan Fan: "AHH! MY FOOT!"
Kuwabara: "Don't worry! I'll get it right!"
50 arrows later
CIT: "That's enough Kuwabara! Face it. Your just too damn stupid to hit the freakin apple off her head!"
Kuwabara: "Ohhh! We're supposed to hit the apple?"
Fan Fan: "Owww.." -walks towards the nurses station covered in arrows-
CIT: "Well...Yusuke, looks like you're the last one."
Yusuke: "All right! Who's the lucky lady that I get to hit an apple of?"
Santa Claus: "That would be me. And by the way, I'm a guy."
Yusuke: "Then why are you wearing a dress?"
Santa Claus: "What?! Hey! Who put me in this?"
Fan Fan: "Muhahahaha, oww." (A/N: As you may already know, I have some issues concerning Santa. DIE SANTA!)
Santa Claus: "Well..this does give me a pleasant breeze."
Yusuke: "Yea well, hold still so I can shoot the apple off your head you little cross-dresser."
Santa Claus: "Hey!"
Yusuke: "Spirit gun!" -knocks apple as well as santa's head off-
Kuwabara: "Eww gross he's still moving."
Yusuke: "He's like one of those freaky chickens that still run around after the farmer chops their head off."
Kurama: "Actually Yusuke, he is apparently still moving because nerves are still circulating throughout his body. The movement should cease in about 32.178 seconds."
32.179 seconds later
Santa Claus: finally stops moving
Kurama: "MY calculations were incorrect?! MINE?! This could only mean one thing! ...... The... the APOCALYPSE!!!"
everyone: falls over anime style
Botan: -comes back to see PB-chan running around screaming with an arrow in her eye, Kurama trying to pry Kurama Freak of himself, Fan Fan pulling arrows out of herself, and a decapitated Santa Claus on the ground- "Well it looks like you guys had fun!"
Everyone: "Yes tons of fun.."
Well now that everyone... hold on -pulls arrow out of ass- hmm..looks like I missed that one.. Well anyway, now that everyone is starting to get irritated you can be sure that there's going to be some fights a brewing and some people a' going insane. Ciao for now!
