Not Your Average "Vinnie's A Vampire" Story
By: Yuffie Kisaragi2
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Dedicated to Aeris Loser
Paine Kisaragi: You are SUCH a dork! Not me!
TheHomicidalManiac777: We'll see about Vinnie kickin' their pansy asses, but I'm glad you're enjoyin' the fic!
Yuff: I'm so sorry! I had to end it somewhere and I just LOVE bein' evil and havin' cliffys! I don't think that's right.. Cliffies? Cliffys?
Noriko: Ha ha ha... Jean Claude Van Dam... I don't know why I used Van Dam, I think my step-dad gave me the idea... HrmZzZz... Gah! Now I gotta figure out WHY I used that name! Scgrowl-ness!
Superpup1357: More Yuffentine goodness comin' up!
Whew! Welp, if you're still with me after that (Surka: I'd be surprised if they're even readin' the fic anymore...) then you're truly a braver soul than I. Which doesn't take much, because I'm afraid of my own shadow... (Surka: Ain't that the truth...) I'm gonna kill you, Surka, if ya don't shut the HFIL up!!! READ ON, FOLKS!!!
Last Time: Justin looked at Godo. "I must find her! What does she mean he's the love of her life!? Who is this!? I shall rip him apart when I find him!"
Lord Godo looked at the ground in contemplation. "I know that it cannot be Strife, Wallace, or Highwind. . . No!" He gasped and looked at Lord Van Dam with wide eyes. "Damn Valentine!"'
Chapter Six: Find the Princess
Vincent watched the woman flutter about the kitchen, her long hair pulled hastily into a sloppy bun to keep it out of her face. She was making, as far as the vampire could tell, an herbal tea.
"Yuffie," she glanced at him in acknowledgement. "What are you doing?"
The Wutain woman smiled. "I'm making tea. Want some?"
Vincent stared at her in disbelief for a brief second, then nodded. ". . . Yes, please."
Again, she worked on the herbal tea, humming a melancholy tune to herself. The lyrics ran through her mind as she hummed.
- You don't remember me
But I remember you
I lie awake and try so hard
Not to think of you
But who can decide what they dream?
And dream I do
I believe in you
I'll give up anything just to find you
I have to be with you (To live, To breath)
You're taking over me -
Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!
Both looked toward the door. "Who could that be?" Yuffie wondered idly. 'Unless it's-'
Vincent caught the alarmed look on her face. "Go upstairs to the room you stayed in last time you were here. I'll answer the door."
The woman ran up the creaking, web-covered stairs and took a left at the top.
Opening the door, Vincent restrained from squinting at the bright light. "How may I help you?"
"Where the hell's my wife!?"
Vincent's brow furrowed, even as the demons inside him laughed hysterically. "And your wife is whom?"
"Don't play stupid, Valentine!" Justin was obviously very upset. "Yuffie Kisaragi!"
Vincent's mask stayed stoic as ever. "I did not realize that she has gotten married. I have not seen nor heard from her in..." He glanced down.
'SIX YEARS!' All four demons shouted in unison.
"I believe it has been six years since we parted ways," he finished, looking back up at the man in front of him.
The man sighed heavily. "Fine. But if you see her, contact Lord Godo or myself. I am Lord Justin Van Dam-Kisaragi." Vincent nodded. "Thanks."
Closing the door, Vincent turned around to see a small woman sitting at the top of the stairs, her knees held to her bosom, arms wrapped around them, and tears in her eyes.
"Yuffie?"
She looked at him. "Don't make me go back, Vinnie. I have to act sophisticated and they. . . I'm not ready to be married. . . Or at least, not to him!"
'Whoah,' Chaos growled softly. 'Talk about a mental break-down!'
'Shush.' The vampire looked at the princess. "I won't make you go back, Yuffs," he replied softly. "I promise."
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Justin stared at the ShinRa mansion. "She's here, I know she is." He clenched a fist. "And I will find her and take her home."
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"And I don't care what you say!"
"NOO!!!" Gray eyes snapped open as she sat straight up in bed. Her breathing was heavy and things weighed heavily on her mind. "Godo, you damn jackass," she cursed softly to herself.
"Yuffie?" The door creaked open and she pulled the blankets to cover herself. "Are you okay?"
She looked at him, her gray eyes clear and void of any emotion. "Y-yeah. Just a bad. . . A bad dream." He nodded and looked at her for a minute longer. "Have you ever-" She shook her head. "'Night, Vinnie."
He looked at her oddly, but didn't press on about what she had started to ask. "Goodnight." 'May sweet dreams help your soul rest tonight, Lady Kisaragi-Van Dam.' He shut the door.
'Read her mind,' Hellmasker said.
'I tried,' he replied honestly. 'She's blocking me out.'
'How?' Gallion Beast inquired.
Vincent leaned against the wall, feeling as if he was out of breath. 'By blocking out her emotions, she's also blocking anyone out of her mind, though she doesn't know that.'
'Vincent,' Chaos growled softly.
'Yes?'
'Let me take over and do not look outside.'
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"If I die before I wake, don't let my soul go anywhere near Wutai," the woman whispered.
Justin watched through the window, his eyes focused on his wife.
"What are you doing?"
He froze, then looked around slowly, but nothing was there. "Better get this done quickly," he told himself. Hefting the window open wasn't too hard. Kidnapping his wife, however, would definitely prove difficult.
"Yuffie," he whispered softly, shaking her lightly. Gray eyes snapped open, then filled with terror.
"VINCENT!!!"
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Vincent froze. 'Wait, Chaos.'
'Go,' the demon told him. 'Just do not look outside or allow yourself to transform. There is little that we can do for you if you do transform.'
'I know.'
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"Shush, honey. I'm here. . . Let's go home, now."
"No! Leave me alone! Gods damn it! Just leave me the Hells alone!"
As he started to pull her out of the bed, the door burst open. "Leave her alone," Vincent growled in a dangerously low voice.
Justin jerked Yuffie out of the blue sheeted and blanketed bed. "No. She's coming home with me, where she belongs. I don't give a flying fuck if she claims that you're her love or not!"
Vincent looked at Yuffie, whose eyes were on the floor. "Was that your question earlier, Yuffie?"
Justin looked from his wife to the vampire, a laugh tumbling from his lips and pounding into the eerie silence that had befallen upon them. "It was all a lie? You were just running away?" Again, he laughed.
Tears filled the ninja princess's eyes. 'No,' she thought to herself. 'It wasn't a lie. I do love him. He just doesn't feel the same about me. . .'
"I told you, Yuffie, that if it hadn't been for me, you would have been only a disgrace to your family. No one could ever love an inconsiderate-"
'One,' Hellmasker growled rather evilly.
"Spoiled-"
'Two,' Death Gigas snarled.
"Bratty ninja!"
'Three,' Chaos added, venom dripping in that single word. How frightened the gray eyes that the demons and Vincent oh-so-loved were, it irritated the demon to no end. 'Kill him,' he growled to his host. 'Rip him to shreds... Or allow me.'
Vincent's crimson eyes glared at his friend's husband. "Enough is enough, LORD Van Dam."
A/N: Okay, it's rather short, I know. There's one more chapter left! WAHA! I know It's almost over! Everyone's gonna throw a big party, probably! Welp, Till NextTime! AUDI!!! -YK2- REVIEW!!! ::sniffle:: Only one more chapter... ::bursts into tears::