Not Your Average "Vinnie's A Vampire" Story
By: Yuffie Kisaragi2
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Dedicated to Aeris Loser
Due to the requests, here's the epilogue!
Epilogue 1: Awkward Visit
Grey eyes flickered open at the sound of movement. She sat up slowly, afraid of seemingly nothing. "V-Vinnie?"
No one answered, so she got out of the crimson sheeted bed that was in the basement of the ShinRa Mansion. Since Yuffie was still officially creeped out by coffins, Vincent had decided to move a bed to the basement, the only part of the house that sun light could not be seen at any time of the day.
"Vinnie!"
She slowly crept up the spiral stair case and heard laughter. 'That's not normal,' she told herself. 'Laughter coming from the main rooms of me and Vinnie's house in the middle of the night. Unless it's me and Vinnie, which I know it's not, because I'm here, then it's usually silent.' She peeked out of the room that the basement door was hidden in.
Slowly, cautiously, she looked over the railing. "EEEEEEEEYAHH!!! TIFA!!!" She jumped down the flight and a half of steps, landing clumsily in front of her friend. "TEEF! OHMYGAWDWHATAREYOUDOINGHERE!?IHAVEN'TSEENYOUINLIKEFOREVER!!!" (If you are in need of translation, she said, "Oh my Gawd, what are you doing here!? I haven't seen you in, like, forever!!!")
Cloud and Vincent exchanged glances, then looked back at the two women.
"Well, me and Cloud decided that since it's been a year since you were vampified, we should get over it and come visit you!" She hugged the vampire woman. "You look.. er..."
Yuffie giggled like she had done when she was 16. "Don't say anything, because I know I'm 'ghostly pale,' but I can't go out and get a tan, ya know." Tifa laughed nervously. Yuffie smiled half-heartedly, sensing the tension that had suddenly filled the room.
Vincent, sensing that an awkward silence was coming on, stepped in to take over for his friends. "If you wish, there is food in the kitchen." Cloud and Tifa looked thoroughly frightened at Vincent's mention of 'food'.
Yuffie looked at her vampire buddy, then sighed. "He means steak that he can make if you're hungry. We aren't going to suck out your blood," she said rolling her eyes. Though Tifa did notice her friend's small, pointy fangs.
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Yuffie sat at the table sipping what looked to be red wine while Tifa and Cloud drank their tea and Vincent had a most bemused look on his face. "So, how you two been?" Yuffie asked, eager to know what was up with her friends.
"Good," Cloud replied dully. Yuffie frowned and cast a glance at Vincent. "Me and Teef have been living in Kalm. I've got my Weapon Shop and she's got her bar."
"It's called Safe Haven," she added softly.
"MmHmm..." Yuffie ran her finger around the top of her glass, obviously bored with her once-good friends. She noticed Tifa give a small yawn and sighed. Maybe becoming a vampire had its down sides... With a look at Vincent, she was reminded of its good sides.
"Tifa, Cloud, I know it must be awfully late for you two. If you're tired, you're more than welcome to go back to your inn room. I won't force you to sit here, when you can barely keep your eyes open." The vampire ninja (Hah hah.. That looks funny!) smiled encouragingly at her two friends. "Besides, I know that it's probably awfully awkward to sit and make conversation with vampires that haven't eaten yet tonight."
Cloud and Tifa cast urgent looks at each other. "Yeah," Cloud said for both of them. "I am pretty tired. Better get to bed. See you two around." They each gave Yuffie a wary hug and said their goodbyes before leaving rather hastily.
Yuffie and Vincent looked at each other for a few long moments. Then, they burst out laughing. Yuffie's higher pitched giggles blending in with Vincent's resonating melodic laughter.
"That was too funny, Vinnie! Didja see the look on Tifa's face when I mentioned that we hadn't eaten yet tonight?"
He smiled at her. "I must admit, they did show up to say hello, which is more than I would have thought they would have done."
Yuffie dumped the rest of the now clotting red substance out of her wine glass. She rinsed it out thoroughly, then set it with the other dishes. "Wow, I'm really hungry." Reaching into the freezer, she took out a package of blood and set it into the mirwave for thirty seconds. Vincent watched her with a bemused look on his face.
"You know, you really should try chocobo blood some time. It is better than stealing blood from the blood donation drives." Yuffie glared at him. "Just a suggestion," he replied calmly.
"Yeah, well, I don't like that suggestion! I'd rather get these nifty travel packages!" Vincent rolled his eyes. "Oh! I know what I wanna do for my one year vampify present!" Vincent raised an eyebrow in question. "I wanna go to Wutia. Just to see Da Chao, ya know? And maybe drop in on Justin to scare the shit outta him, then leave."
Vincent looked thoughtful, then nodded. "Fine. But we'll have to get up just after sunset to make it there, complete your fun, and make it back in time for sun rise. I don't think throwing my cape over you will work again. Last time, it was burnt nearly all the way."
She grinned and bounded over to him. "Thank you, Vinnie!" She gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and went skipping back to the microwave, her blood bag being finished heating. She bit into it and walked into the living room to watch yet another cheesy horror movie.
"Why do you insist on watching those movies?" he asked rather seriously; then again, how else does Vincent talk?
She grinned up at him, her grey eyes causing the demons to start chatting away at how entrancing they were. "Because it's funny to watch these movies that still scary me half to death!" She wrinkled her nose at the saying. "Er... A third quarter to death, since I'm kinda half-dead as it is."
Vincent sighed and also took a bag of blood our of the freezer, putting it into the microwave to heat. 'Why did I turn her, again?'
'Because you lo-ove her,' teased Hellmasker.
'Oh,' Vincent replied dumbly. All four demons started laughing hysterically and she shoved them into the recesses of his mind. "Yuffie, I am going out..."
"Kay, Vin!" She was busy sucking on the blood bag and watching some horrible vampire movie.
Vincent walked out.
!!!
As the vampire walked toward Mt. Nibel, his boots thudded softly on the packed dirt trail. His human hand played with a small black box in his pocket. Inside was a slim silver and gold entwined band, a small diamond set on top. 'Should I? Will I? Can I? What if she says no? What if she leaves? What if-'
'What if Meteor comes back and smites you dead!' Chaos howled with laughter at the vampire's problems.
Death Gigas sighed. 'Just do it already! She's not going to say no!'
Vincent nodded to himself resolutely, then turned back toward the house that he and Yuffie shared. If she said no, it would be okay. He knew that they couldn't ACTUALLY get married, but... Anyway, he would try it as a one year anniversary gift, if nothing else. Maybe atop Da Chao, he would give the ring to her...
OBIE KABIE! So, that was Epilogue 1: Awkward Visit. Epilogue 2 will be up shortly. I think that this "extended epilogue" series is just going to give you all a brief insight at their life as a vampire couple! One more epilogue, then I'm gonna let this fic live on in the hearts of all my reviewers!
Surka: Uh huh...
YK2: Shut up... Till Next Time! AUDI!!!
-YK2-
By: Yuffie Kisaragi2
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Dedicated to Aeris Loser
Due to the requests, here's the epilogue!
Epilogue 1: Awkward Visit
Grey eyes flickered open at the sound of movement. She sat up slowly, afraid of seemingly nothing. "V-Vinnie?"
No one answered, so she got out of the crimson sheeted bed that was in the basement of the ShinRa Mansion. Since Yuffie was still officially creeped out by coffins, Vincent had decided to move a bed to the basement, the only part of the house that sun light could not be seen at any time of the day.
"Vinnie!"
She slowly crept up the spiral stair case and heard laughter. 'That's not normal,' she told herself. 'Laughter coming from the main rooms of me and Vinnie's house in the middle of the night. Unless it's me and Vinnie, which I know it's not, because I'm here, then it's usually silent.' She peeked out of the room that the basement door was hidden in.
Slowly, cautiously, she looked over the railing. "EEEEEEEEYAHH!!! TIFA!!!" She jumped down the flight and a half of steps, landing clumsily in front of her friend. "TEEF! OHMYGAWDWHATAREYOUDOINGHERE!?IHAVEN'TSEENYOUINLIKEFOREVER!!!" (If you are in need of translation, she said, "Oh my Gawd, what are you doing here!? I haven't seen you in, like, forever!!!")
Cloud and Vincent exchanged glances, then looked back at the two women.
"Well, me and Cloud decided that since it's been a year since you were vampified, we should get over it and come visit you!" She hugged the vampire woman. "You look.. er..."
Yuffie giggled like she had done when she was 16. "Don't say anything, because I know I'm 'ghostly pale,' but I can't go out and get a tan, ya know." Tifa laughed nervously. Yuffie smiled half-heartedly, sensing the tension that had suddenly filled the room.
Vincent, sensing that an awkward silence was coming on, stepped in to take over for his friends. "If you wish, there is food in the kitchen." Cloud and Tifa looked thoroughly frightened at Vincent's mention of 'food'.
Yuffie looked at her vampire buddy, then sighed. "He means steak that he can make if you're hungry. We aren't going to suck out your blood," she said rolling her eyes. Though Tifa did notice her friend's small, pointy fangs.
!!!
Yuffie sat at the table sipping what looked to be red wine while Tifa and Cloud drank their tea and Vincent had a most bemused look on his face. "So, how you two been?" Yuffie asked, eager to know what was up with her friends.
"Good," Cloud replied dully. Yuffie frowned and cast a glance at Vincent. "Me and Teef have been living in Kalm. I've got my Weapon Shop and she's got her bar."
"It's called Safe Haven," she added softly.
"MmHmm..." Yuffie ran her finger around the top of her glass, obviously bored with her once-good friends. She noticed Tifa give a small yawn and sighed. Maybe becoming a vampire had its down sides... With a look at Vincent, she was reminded of its good sides.
"Tifa, Cloud, I know it must be awfully late for you two. If you're tired, you're more than welcome to go back to your inn room. I won't force you to sit here, when you can barely keep your eyes open." The vampire ninja (Hah hah.. That looks funny!) smiled encouragingly at her two friends. "Besides, I know that it's probably awfully awkward to sit and make conversation with vampires that haven't eaten yet tonight."
Cloud and Tifa cast urgent looks at each other. "Yeah," Cloud said for both of them. "I am pretty tired. Better get to bed. See you two around." They each gave Yuffie a wary hug and said their goodbyes before leaving rather hastily.
Yuffie and Vincent looked at each other for a few long moments. Then, they burst out laughing. Yuffie's higher pitched giggles blending in with Vincent's resonating melodic laughter.
"That was too funny, Vinnie! Didja see the look on Tifa's face when I mentioned that we hadn't eaten yet tonight?"
He smiled at her. "I must admit, they did show up to say hello, which is more than I would have thought they would have done."
Yuffie dumped the rest of the now clotting red substance out of her wine glass. She rinsed it out thoroughly, then set it with the other dishes. "Wow, I'm really hungry." Reaching into the freezer, she took out a package of blood and set it into the mirwave for thirty seconds. Vincent watched her with a bemused look on his face.
"You know, you really should try chocobo blood some time. It is better than stealing blood from the blood donation drives." Yuffie glared at him. "Just a suggestion," he replied calmly.
"Yeah, well, I don't like that suggestion! I'd rather get these nifty travel packages!" Vincent rolled his eyes. "Oh! I know what I wanna do for my one year vampify present!" Vincent raised an eyebrow in question. "I wanna go to Wutia. Just to see Da Chao, ya know? And maybe drop in on Justin to scare the shit outta him, then leave."
Vincent looked thoughtful, then nodded. "Fine. But we'll have to get up just after sunset to make it there, complete your fun, and make it back in time for sun rise. I don't think throwing my cape over you will work again. Last time, it was burnt nearly all the way."
She grinned and bounded over to him. "Thank you, Vinnie!" She gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and went skipping back to the microwave, her blood bag being finished heating. She bit into it and walked into the living room to watch yet another cheesy horror movie.
"Why do you insist on watching those movies?" he asked rather seriously; then again, how else does Vincent talk?
She grinned up at him, her grey eyes causing the demons to start chatting away at how entrancing they were. "Because it's funny to watch these movies that still scary me half to death!" She wrinkled her nose at the saying. "Er... A third quarter to death, since I'm kinda half-dead as it is."
Vincent sighed and also took a bag of blood our of the freezer, putting it into the microwave to heat. 'Why did I turn her, again?'
'Because you lo-ove her,' teased Hellmasker.
'Oh,' Vincent replied dumbly. All four demons started laughing hysterically and she shoved them into the recesses of his mind. "Yuffie, I am going out..."
"Kay, Vin!" She was busy sucking on the blood bag and watching some horrible vampire movie.
Vincent walked out.
!!!
As the vampire walked toward Mt. Nibel, his boots thudded softly on the packed dirt trail. His human hand played with a small black box in his pocket. Inside was a slim silver and gold entwined band, a small diamond set on top. 'Should I? Will I? Can I? What if she says no? What if she leaves? What if-'
'What if Meteor comes back and smites you dead!' Chaos howled with laughter at the vampire's problems.
Death Gigas sighed. 'Just do it already! She's not going to say no!'
Vincent nodded to himself resolutely, then turned back toward the house that he and Yuffie shared. If she said no, it would be okay. He knew that they couldn't ACTUALLY get married, but... Anyway, he would try it as a one year anniversary gift, if nothing else. Maybe atop Da Chao, he would give the ring to her...
OBIE KABIE! So, that was Epilogue 1: Awkward Visit. Epilogue 2 will be up shortly. I think that this "extended epilogue" series is just going to give you all a brief insight at their life as a vampire couple! One more epilogue, then I'm gonna let this fic live on in the hearts of all my reviewers!
Surka: Uh huh...
YK2: Shut up... Till Next Time! AUDI!!!
-YK2-