Not Your Average "Vinnie's A Vampire" Story

By: Yuffie Kisaragi2

Disclaimer: I own nothing

Dedicated to Aeris Loser

Due to the requests, here's the Epilogue 2! This is the last chapter at all. Whew! 53 Reviews!!! I'd like to thank the academy... No, wait.. I would like to thank the reviewers! They like me, they really like me! I'll shut up now...

Epilogue 2: Wutai, oh, Wutai... Where for art thou ex-husband?

Yuffie awoke when Vincent shook her lightly. "Hmm?"

He tossed her a blood bag, freshly heated. "Hurry and eat, we're going to Wutai tonight, remember?" Yuffie was suddenly very awake and sucking on the blood bag. Vincent shook his head and went to get himself a blood bag.

Within twenty minutes, the two were walking out of Nibelheim. "So, tell about this flying thing again. How the hell am I supposed to fly?"

Vincent shrugged. "Think about it and you can." He rose into the air about twenty or thirty feet and hovered there.

Yuffie glared at him. "Show off..." She concentrated really hard and jumped, but couldn't fly. "Grrr.." The next thing she knew, she was in the air. "Oh, shit!"

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Yuffie landed less gracefully than Vincent, but stood up quickly. "Okay, then! Whoah, Wutia still hasn't changed." She walked toward the palace where her father and Lord Justin Van Dam lived. Vincent followed, still thinking about his decision that he had made the night before.

Yuffie walked around the palace, her eyes finding the window that her ex-husband's room was attached to. She looked in side and grinned to herself. He was not allowed to be re-married or have contact with any women now that Yuffie was "dead". She opened the window and grinned wickedly back at Vincent. Pushing herself through it silently, she felt it scrape her bare stomach, then the wounds heal. It was still a weird sensation to her, the healing wounds. It tickled, but felt warm.

She spoke softly to the man asleep. "You left me there to die... To fall prey to a vampire..." There was some truth in her words, but she didn't mean them. "I can't believe you..."

"No," he shouted, sitting straight up and looking at her. His eyes were wide and his long hair was going every which way. "You!" She grinned at him. "You're dead!"

"AM I?" She picked him up by his neck and slammed him against the wall. "Am I dead, dear husband? Revoke your vows!" He stared at her with wide eyes. "Now, damn you!"

"I- I, J-Justin Van Dam, hereby revoke my vows of marriage t-to L-Lady Yuffie Kisaragi. I sh-shall l-l-leave Wutai forever." She grinned and dropped him. He took off out of his bedroom and down the hallway. She heard, with a satisfactory grin, the yells and shouts of guards as he ran past them.

"Now that I'm free again," she said with a grin. "I might as well go check out how Gram's doing."

She escaped through the window and left it open, hoping that one of the guards would come investigate so that they would be utterly clueless. Vincent watched her, knowing exactly what she had done but not caring about Van Dam. "Where to next?"

The ninja woman grinned. "I've got an old friend here that probably knows everything about everything." She walked toward her small hut. Vincent followed, slightly curious about this friend of hers.

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"Gram?"

A little old woman with long white hair braided down her back and blue eyes that seemed all too wise. "Why, Yuffie! I told your father that you weren't dead! He just scoffed at me. Oh! And you've brought a friend!"

The vampire woman smiled, revealing two pointy fangs. "Uhm, well... I'm not quite dead, but not quite alive." She and Vincent explained about becoming vampires and Gram nodded. "And that's how."

Gram nodded again, this time thoughtfully. "Vampires, you say... There may be a way to become human again..." She smiled up at the two, who were listening intently. "May I help you?" She smiled. "Oh! Yuffie! How pleasant to see you again! I told your father that you weren't dead! He just scoffed at me."

Yuffie smiled. "Well, I've gotta go, Gram... Good bye."

"Bye, dear."

Vincent and Yuffie walked side-by-side in silence toward Da Chao. "Something tells me that she's changed since you last saw her," Vincent said softly. Yuffie nodded and they continued walking in silence. Vincent knew from experience not to bother the ninja when she was thinking, else you get smacked or screamed at.

'Ask her,' Chaos growled.

'No,' Vincent replied firmly. 'Not yet.'

The four demons growled in aggitation, but said nothing more.

"Here," Yuffie said softly, more to herself than to Vincent. "This is it."

Vincent looked around to see where they were and found himself on the palm of Da Chao. He looked out accross the small village and smiled. It was gorgeous. Of course, he didn't say anything, but that was Vincent Valentine for you.

'Ask her, dammit!' Death Gigas screamed at the vampire.

"Uh, Yuffie?" She turned and looked at him, her grey eyes questioning. "I..." 'Can't do this,' he finished mentally.

'Yes, you can,' Hellmasker replied.

"What?" she asked feeling as if she were being talked about, but not knowing by whom.

"Will...er... I... I love you."

She grey eyes widened in surprise. "Wh-what?" she asked hoarsely.

"I love you." He held out a black velvet box.

Still completely surprised by this new development, she opened the box and saw a diamond sitting on top of a silver and gold intwined band. "Vincent," she gasped.

'Heh heh,' Death Gigas chuckled. 'Oh, Vincent! I love it!' he mimicked her higher pitched voice.

"I love it!"

All four demons laughed hysterically.

Crimson eyes stared into grey as he placed it on her left ring finger. She hugged him afterward. "I've loved you since I first met you!" she exclaimed loudly.

Vincent brought his arms around and hugged her back.

'Ain't this a beautiful ending?' Chaos said with a grin.

Thank you all soo much for reviewing! I love you all so much for this! I'm currently working on another Yuffentine and, if you ask me to, I'll e-mail you when I post it. Though, it's another "years after AVALANCHE defeated Sephiroth and Meteor" it should be okay. It's finished and should be posted as soon as I revise and edit it... The title is "Tell Me I Was Dreaming". Once again, thank you all soooooooo much! I think that Fire Gremron is going to make a fic as a second story to this one. So, if you watch her, she may end up writing it. The story line so far sounds completely awesome and I was flattered that she e-mailed me with the idea. That, and she drew a pic for me!! I'm liked! WAHA! Oh, um.. HrmZzZz... Well, I guess this is goodbye!

Dracon: You? Say goodbye?

Surka: NEVER!

YK2: Yeah, you're right! Till Next Time! AUDI!!!

-Yuffie Kisaragi2-