I would like to say one thing about this story. There is a particular zeene on the Internet, and this is also my submission to that. So if you see it up there in this exact same format, that means that it's mine there too, not someone else copying it. This is however the full, unedited, and completely messed up version. So stick with me, people. And please, PLEASE, if I spelled anyone's name wrong (namely with Arielle, Cathleen, Lauren, Sarah, Michael, or any of the other OC's) drop me a line. Call me, e-mail me, or review me. OK?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or any of the characters. I own nothing except Liz, Rana, Tallakahath, Scrappy, and the character Tsukasa. The name Tsukasa is taken from. Hack//Sign, which I don't own, either. Arielle owns Arielle, Cathleen owns Cathleen, Lauren owns Lauren, Sarah owns Sarah, and Michael owns Michael. Ok, finished.
The COMPLETE cast!
Liz – My OC, 17, oldest though she doesn't act it. She planned the entire trip. She is a pyromaniac. Due to a dare I am in right now, she has to 'like' Seto. This won't end well… She has pretty serious magick powers from birth, though she rarely can or does use them. The best cook, oddly enough.
Seto – Original from the show, 16 but only younger then Liz by a few months. Paid for the trip, is driven somewhat insane by Liz but is good friends with Liz and Sarah. Mokuba's brother.
Sarah – My friend Sarah's OC, 14, youngest besides Michael and Mokuba. The sanest on the trip, she tries to keep order but does a bad job. Good friends with Liz and Seto.
Michael – AKA evil Beethoven, he's evil like Mokuba. Is Liz's younger brother (and her REAL younger brother's OC), at 12 years old.
Mokuba – 12, he's evil too. He wants to kill everyone that's all.
Bakura – A tomb robber, I think you all know the story.
Ryou – From Britain, I think you all know the story here too.
Joey – Same as in the show, Yami makes cracks about him and Honda all the time.
Honda – AKA Tristan, same as in the show.
Otogi – Different from the show, similar personality, but is a halve cat-demon and has a relationship with Rana (though he denies it fiercely). Is 16 like Seto and third oldest.
Rana – My OC, created for the sole purpose of giving a reason for Yami to make fun of Otogi. Is a kitsune and has a relationship with Otogi, though denies it. Is 15 but nearly 16.
Malik – Like in the show, though not AS insane.
Isis – Like in the show, she's usually in the background.
Shadii – Like in the show, also in the background.
Anzu – Like in the show, until she gets PMS. Then she kicks ARSE! Likes Yugi, like in the show, and is tormented by Yami all the time.
Arielle – My friend's OC, she is claustrophobic and very fragile. Gets along with Anzu and they both despise Yami.
Cathleen – A schizophrenic with an evil alter ego named &MOO who likes to kill. Very odd, really.
Rebecca – One of the saner people, she tries to keep order. The problem with her is that she's a little too methodical and doesn't have enough flexibility in her plans. The fight stopper, really.
Lauren – The most whiney of the group, she doesn't like it when things to wrong. Though an important part of the group, she sometimes can act a little spoiled… (Lauren PLEASE don't kill me for this!)
Yami – Original from the show, except for one thing. He is a TOTAL pervert, and takes every chance he can get to make a bad or sick joke.
Yugi – Same as in the show, simple as that.
Tallakahath – An OC of mine, is the yami of Liz, doesn't really show up much.
Tsukasa – NOT from. Hack//Sign FYI, he's a full demon who appears and helps Yami torment the rest of the Vacation cast.
Scrappy the very contagious monkey – He's a monkey, and he's fuzzy and cute. The smartest of them all, he is planning to lead the lower primates along with a few of his human friends to rule the world!
Time: 12:34 PM
Date: August 1st, 2008
Location: Outside the Kaiba residence
"So who's comin'?" Questioned Sarah, watching Seto glare at the servants attempt to cram about 1K bags into the back of Seto's limo of DOOOOOOOOOM. Sarah awaited an answer, then finally looked up.
"Well, there's Yugi, Yami (ick), Ryou, Bakura, Malik, Isis, Shadii, Mokuba, Anzu, Joey, Honda, Otogi, Rana, Michael, Arielle, Cathleen, Rebecca, Lauren, and Sarah, and that's 'bout it. Though I feel as if I'm forgetting someone…" He thought for a few moments. "You gonna come?" He questioned; knowing Liz would pester him until he got her to come anyway.
"Nah, I'm not big on being stuck with the same ten or so people for two days straight. No offence." Replied Sarah. Seto looked thoughtful for a moment then went back to watching people trying to stuff more luggage into a car then should be legal. He looked up suddenly.
"Oh yeah, now I remember who I forgot. Liz, she's coming, she planned the entire trip, using my credit card…" Spoke Seto, grumbling the last part in annoyance. Sarah looked up alarmed.
"Liz is coming, she planned this?!? I'm coming!" Seto gave a sigh of relief. "I DON'T trust her to drive or anything, even if she is three years older then me!" She exclaimed. Sarah was only 14, younger then most, and oddly enough (even if she didn't act it) Liz was indeed the oldest, 17, by a few months over Seto and Otogi.
"I knew you'd smart up. I already made room for you in the hotel, we should have enough space for you and anyone else with second thoughts about leaving that insane asylum escapee in charge of a trip that is supposed to be 'peaceful' and 'relaxing'. We'll be leaving in two hours, get your stuff packed and get over here. And don't be late, or else." Seto spoke in a mock-threatening voice.
Time: 3:00
Date: August 1st, 2008
Location: In Seto's limousine of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Theeeeeeeeeeeee… WHEELS ON THE LIMO GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND, 'ROUND AND 'ROUND, 'ROUND AND 'ROUND! THE WHEELS ON THE LIMO GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND, ALL ACROSS THE INTERSTATE!" Yelled Liz at the top of her lungs. Seto merely sighed and rolled up the window seperating the passengers and the driver area. "IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND NOW THEY KEEP ON SINGING IT AND ONLY JUST BECAUSE… IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND NOW THEY KEEP ON SINGING IT AND ONLY JUST BECAUSE… IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND NOW THEY KEEP ON SINGING IT AND ONLY JUST BECAUSE… IT IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, AND NOW THEY KEEP ON SINGING IT AND ONLY JUST BECAUSE…" Liz yelled, so loud that even the 'soundproof' glass seperating the driver part and the passenger part was rendered useless.
"THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Yelled Seto, rolling down the window and going into the back to strangle Liz. Sarah, worried that everyone would crash took over the wheel. Unfortunately, she was only 14, didn't know how drive, and always confused the accelerate and brake pedals.
"ACK, Seto, you're supposed to be DRIVING!" Came a yell from the back, most likely from Arielle or Anzu. There were various OOFs as people got all thrown around. Yami began to say some sick demented comment (like he always did) but was silenced by Liz and co. immediately.
"MUHAHAHAHAHA! We'll all DIE!" Yelled Michael in his usual insane tone. Mokuba and him both laughed insanely together. Liz approached the two, roll of duct-tape in hand, a wicked grin on her face.
~ Scene Missing ~
Michael and Mokuba were both duct-taped to the roof of the car. Sarah was in the back again, and Liz was in the front with Seto. Yami was duct-taped to the seat, and Rana and Otogi were nowhere to be seen.
"You're going the wrong way, just stop to ask directions, Mr. Arrogant!" Yelled Liz as Seto shot her another death glare. Liz kept rambling at him until he stopped the car short, throwing everyone forwards.
"Fine, if you know so much, then why don't YOU drive! You have a license (though I don't know how you got it) so why don't YOU just take over, Ms. Know-it-all!" Seto yelled, climbing into the back. Liz smirked, as Sarah buckled herself in. Too bad she was the only person smart enough to take that precaution.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! The car swerved all over the road, luckily, it was an empty interstate so there was no one in danger. Except for the cacti… the poor, poor cacti. They all died honorably. The car was more or less out of control, considering that Liz was indeed driving. The only reason she got her license was the sheer fact that the teacher couldn't stand another minute teaching her. Mokuba and Michael hung on for dear life, conversing how to kill the pathetic humans later on. Arielle and Anzu were both scared out of their wits, considering that to top things off Arielle was also a claustrophobic. Liz was laughing maniacally, and Seto would come up and take control except that he had been dragged into the back, and was busily destroying Yami's body with whatever he could use as a weapon, for one particular comment he made.
Yami had a particularly bad habit, a fetish for making sick and perverted jokes at the most obscene moments. Mainly they were about Joey and Honda, Rana and Otogi, Anzu and Yugi, most of the cliché couples. Though as of late, due to the recent circumstances, he has come up with a recent, new, and most odd couple suggestion. And I think we can all figure it out in time…
"Well, the only reason Seto even let her plan such a stupid, idiotic, insane road-trip and vacation is because Liz promised to f…" Before Yami could finish with the profane and vulgar joke he was about to make, Sarah, probably the only completely sane person on this trip thwacked him on the head with a bottle of vodka. Malik looked up; the sound of glass against skull woke him up from his nap.
"Is that a bottle of Smirnoff vodka?" Questioned Malik, looking over. "And you were going to waste it on Yami's head?" The Egyptian was nearly steaming with anger. "MINE!" Yelled he, lunging and taking the entire bottle, then disappearing off into the far reaches of the limo once again. Between he and the tomb robber, the entire bottle was soon gone, thrown back into the front of the car. Seto merely stared at it, as the "CLINK" of glass against the floor got Liz to look into the back of the car.
"Ok, no alcohol is allowed on this ride! Who brought the forbidden substance…" She growled, climbing into the back of the car. Accidentally, she knocked over one of the BEWD air-fresheners/statues that hit the 'close glass' switch, closing off the passenger seats from the driver part. And due to the fact that the doors had childproof locks, and as the engine was on, they were all theoretically locked in the car. Considering the windows were bulletproof and human-proof, that meant there was no way out.
"#&%^@#*&%*$^%*$^%*^@$*(^@*#^%*^$^%&#$%&#$%&*^@#%$&*@#%&*^$%&*^%$#&^%&^#%&^#%&$%&*@#%$&@#%$&*^!" Swore Seto. Liz counted on her fingers, then scribbled down a number in her 'book of how many swears Seto can say at once' book. Sarah merely gave a slight laugh.
"So, it's your car, how do we get out, genius? Just wait for someone to come along and 'rescue' us? This is YOUR fault in my mind." She spoke, glaring, her arms crossed. "This is NOT a good situation, and as of now we're all locked in here." Liz glared, as Yami stood.
"C'mon, get us out of here already!" Wined Lauren. Rebecca tried to keep everyone calm, standing up and trying to stop people from being angry. Lauren merely got more anxious about getting out of the car and Arielle was frightened, as she was a claustrophobic.
"I have an idea… to pass the time, why don't we play a friendly game of Truth or Dare?" Questioned Yami. No one gave it a second thought, everyone nodding in agreement. Yami smirked darkly, nodding over to Bakura. The tomb-robber stood, and looked around.
"Ok… Seto, truth or dare?" Bakura asked, as Seto was the first name on his mind. Why, only Ra knew.
"Truth." Spoke Seto, being cautious. Only Ra knew what sadistic, demented Bakura could think up for him to do on a dare, so truth seemed a little safer. "Please, nothing sick, there's no where to vomit within here." He spoke sarcastically. Bakura smirked.
"Which would you rather do, see Mokuba's soul trapped by Pegasus forever, have to spend a night with Otogi, or a weekend with Liz. And I think we all know the activities involved." Liz and Otogi both glared, but refrained from beating the blood out of him. Seto smirked confidentially.
"Let Mokuba remain trapped, with the way he's been acting as of late it would be a nice real vacation for me." Spoke Seto with a smug chuckle/snort. "And now to get it over with… Otogi, being the first name that comes to mind, truth or dare?" Otogi looked up, from the seat he was on. The dice-master was taking a quick catnap, and had just woken up.
"Oh, me? Dare, I guess." He said, yawning sleepily. Seto smirked, Yami opened his mouth to say something, but before he could get a sound out Liz smacked him upside the head. Yami rubbed his head, as Seto looked over at Otogi.
"I dare you to…" Before he could finish, Mokuba (who somehow got off the top of the car) walked over to Seto and whispered something into his older brother's ear. Seto smirked cruelly. "I dare you to make out with Rana." Nearly everyone in the room fell off their seats laughing, save Otogi and Rana. The two walked into the back part of the car, and very little if any noise could be heard.
~ Three Minutes Later ~
The two came back from the back of the car, Otogi astonishingly red, and Rana in a similar state. Otogi looked over to Malik. However, before anything else could be said, Liz was seen phrasing a small odd monkey in the front seat.
"Good scrappy, the very contagious monkey…" She was scratching the little creature's head, as the glass between the passenger seat and driver's area was finally open. The ingenious little creature hit the switch after coercing from Liz, allowing them back out of the car again. Seto pushed her and her fuzzy friend aside, climbing into the front and starting off again.
"And YOU wanted to leave this little sweetie behind!" Exclaimed Liz in a 'I-told-you-so' voice. Seto simply glared, and almost rolled up the window, except that Sarah at the last moment climbed into the front as well to escape the madness. Seto sighed, rolling up the window, and driving on.
"Ok…" Spoke Otogi. "Serenity, truth or dare?" He asked the girl. She, who was napping at the moment, looked up.
"Uh… what? Oh, yeah, truth." Joey's sister replied absent-mindedly. Otogi looked thoughtful for a second, then looked over.
"Serenity, do you currently have a boyfriend? Out of idle curiosity?" The cat-demon questioned. Yami stood, smirking darkly.
"Ah, don't start getting interested in the puppy's sister, cats don't like dogs, and you're already in a relationship with Rana—" Before Yami could finish what he was saying, he was smacked upside the head by an angry Liz. He winced slightly, rubbing the bruised area, as Serenity blushed slightly.
"Ah, well… Seto…" Serenity managed, blushing. Joey glared, as she backed up. Though unknown to all except Yami and Tsukasa, she was indeed lying. Before anyone could do anything, Joey was in the front of the car strangling Seto.
"YOU SLEEZEBALL! TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND BEHIND MY BACK, WHY I OUTTA—" Before he could get another word out, the mutt had been muzzled. Literally, he was now a chiwawa and had a muzzle on. Liz was smoldering with anger and glaring at the newfound puppy boy.
"First Seto calls him a puppy, then Otogi dresses him as a puppy, now he IS a puppy!" Exclaimed Lauren nearly falling over with laughter. Most everyone in the car joined her in the laughter. Liz made her way back to the back of the car and the game continued. Serenity turned to Yami.
"Well, Yami, truth or dare?" She questioned. Yami glared at her, and if looks could kill…
"You liar… Seto only has eyes for—" He was again cut off by a thwack on the head from Yugi this time. "Fine, fine… dare, whatever." The pharaoh underestimated Joey's sister's abilities.
"Fine, I dare you not to be a pervert for the rest of the ride." She said, high-5'ing with near all the girls in the compartment. Yami swore a few times, then a few times more. Then a few times after that, mentioning one in Egyptian. Ryou questioned Bakura what it meant. Bakura mentally told his hikari, and Ryou fainted from the vulgarity and obscenity of the profanity. o.O
"Darnit. Well, just exclude my turn and then I'll comply." Grumbled Yami. Serenity nodded, she didn't want to exclude Yami's victim from the fun. But after that, no more funny business. He turned towards Liz.
"Alright, mage girl, truth or dare?" Before she could reply, there was a roar from the front cabin, from Seto.
"Only I and I alone can call her MAGE GIRL!" He yelled, it was a known thing that Seto always called Liz mage girl to tease her. And it was Seto's name alone for her, only he and Tsukasa ever referred to he as that, and although Seto didn't like the demon using the name, there was little he could do about it.
"Mage girl, mage girl, Lizzy is a mage girl!" Sang Yami, as Liz was fuming. "Liz is just a little mage girl, mage girl, mage girl. Just a stupid mage girl!" He sung as soon enough…
THWACK! He had a huge anime-lump on his head with the criss-crossed Band-Aids and the anime teary-eyes.
"Ow! Fine, fine, fine, I'll stop!" Yami tried to hide under the seat. Bakura and Malik merely laughed in unison.
"So the almighty pharaoh is reduced to hiding from a pathetic mortal?" They said in unison. A few people stifled laughs, as they looked at each other, then both shutup. Liz looked over at Yami.
"Dare." She casually said, leaning back and stretching out on one of the seats. Yami thought for a moment, then smirked darkly.
"I dare you to go to the front compartment of the car and make out with Seto. However you can't tell him it's a dare!" He hissed with glee. Liz glared at Yami, then looked hopeful.
"Consequence, no mirroring." She added, not wanting to be forced into too similar a dare by consequences.
"Fine, fine…" Yami sighed, his plan just went out the window. Wait, window? He looked at the translucent windows, then smirked. "Fine, I dare you to yell out the window 'I want to sleep with my hot and sexy fish!' (it's a thing from Club Getaway, at camp, don't ask, you don't want to know.) Said Yami, smirking confidentially. Liz simply rolled down the window, and yelled the phrase out the window.
"I WANT TO SLEEP WITH THE HOT AND SEXY FISH!" She yelled, as then suddenly Otogi looked very PO'ed.
"You mean to tell me that the entire time we were stuck in the back of the car we could have just ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW?!?!? Liz smirked stupidly.
"Theoretically, yes." She simply replied. Everyone in the car fell down anime-style. Liz smirked even wider, as the car came to a sudden halt. "What was THAT?!?" Yelled Liz into the front of the car. Seto looked at everyone in the back.
"We're here." Everyone swiftly exited the car, wanting to see the summer beach house that Seto had bought for this purpose. They were greeted with a small-ish looking motel a little off the road.
"Surprised? We can't drive for an entire day straight, although I might be able too, the mage girl in the back would be on my case until I got some rest and ate some food. That would mean she was driving, which would also mean that none of us would get any sleep. So I made reservations for the hotel. Yami, you go get the keys and everyone else go upstairs with your stuff." Yami groaned, knowing that getting the keys would take forever. Everyone else dashed off with his or her stuff into the motel.
Well, that's the end of that. It's a bit of a leave-off, but I'm nearly finished with chapter two. I know people act a little OOC here and there are a lot of OC's, that's because I'm doing this entire story as a favor for a group of friends. Don't mind the cliché pairings, there not real (except for Rana X Otogi) and are just Yami's odd and sick jokes. And dun worry, if Yami isn't acting sick enough right now, he gets a LOT worse later on. And Seto gets more pissy, and more stuff. Oh, and on the issue of where Road Trip Part II went, I just merged that with this 'cuz neither were long enough. Don't worry, after a night at the hotel we'll all get back on the road. I need a few guest appearances, any suggestions? I need some famous people who shouldn't show up by logic, and a few new OC's to get killed. Actually, all OC's suggested will be killed sooner or later. And I need a vote, who out of the following should be killed by &MOO first?
Isis
Shadii
OR
Yugi? Just vote, if things don't seem right with the results, that's 'cuz I took suggestions from my friends as well. For now, Ja`ne!
~ Liz16