Welcome to chapter two of the madness of vacation! Well, road trip part 1 was supposed to be road trip parts one and two, but I hit a bit of a roadblock and just made into one slightly longer chapter. However, in it's other appearance in a zeene or whatever it's called, it'll be shorter and edited. But for now, welcome to chapter two of Vacation!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, The Eagles, or their song Hotel California.
Time: 7:45 PM
Date: August 1st, 2008
Location: Hotel California
"I can't believe I was stuck with rooms…" Grumbled Yami, waiting in the un-naturally long line for rooms. By the time he got to front the person at the desk was nearly out of room keys. "I need 20 rooms, reserved under the name Kaiba?" He questioned the clerk at the desk. The man looked grim.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have 20 free rooms. You were quite a few hours late, and we thought you weren't coming. But in a few days— " The clerk was cut off by Yami pounding his fist on the desk.
"I've been on a hell-spawned road trip for at least four hours now with a truckload of LUNATICS and I'm down to my last lifeline. I'm going to snap if I have to spend one more second inside that car or anywhere except my room, do you hear me?" His puzzle was glowing, and the millennium symbol was on his forehead. The man at the desk looked nervous.
"We have 9 empty rooms on floor five that each house one person. And five doubles rooms on that same floor, if that works…?" The clerk nervously questioned. Yami looked a lot happier nearly instantly.
"Oh, that will be PERFECT!" He said, clapping his hands together and smirking with glee. He took all 19 keys (as the doubles rooms had two keys each) and headed upstairs, hoping that Seto wouldn't kill him for this mishap. Can you even kill a spirit?
Time: 7:50 PM
Date: August 1st, 2008
Location: Floor five of Hotel California
"What do you mean some of us have to share rooms?!" Questioned Liz, near exploding with fury. Yami backed up.
"There weren't enough rooms open, they thought we weren't coming. So I got 9 rooms and 5 doubles rooms. And since you all made ME get the keys, I get to decide who goes with who." He hissed.
"Ariel, Cathleen, Ryou, Shadii, Isis, Lauren, Rebecca, Sarah, and I all get our own rooms." He tossed out the keys, as those people scrambled to their rooms before those left over squandered them.
"And now for the doubles. First, Mokuba and Michael. You're both too psycho to stay with or near anyone else, so just plot together and leave the rest of us alone. Second, Joey and Honda, it'd be unfair to separate the puppy from his partner, and that way Honda can 'ride the puppy' in peace." The two, Joey and Honda, both tried to kill the spirit, but just bounced right off a shield that came out of seemingly nowhere. "Otogi and Rana, you two together, you two can 'make kitties' all night long, in the words of one particular chibi." He snickered. "Malik and Bakura, you to together. I don't want any sadists running around without someone else to keep them in check, so you two can go kill each other for all I care. Actually, I would like you to do that. And finally, that leaves us with just two others. Seto and Liz, you two have to be together because— "
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Came a scream in the hall, covering up to most ears what Yami had said. All except for Seto and Liz's, however. Most rushed off to Ariel's room, where the distress call had came from. However, Seto and Liz, after taking their keys, proceeded to beat the living poop out of Yami for his particular comment.
"Why did you scream about a KNIFE? It was just sitting there on the table, maybe a little bloody but nothing too bad." Was heard from the hall, from Bakura be exact. The source of the problem had been found.
Time: 8:30 PM
Date: August 1st, 2008
Location: Outside the bathroom of room 5S
"I get dibs on shower first!" Yelled Liz, dashing off into the bathroom before Seto realized what was going on. Before he could react the door was locked and he denied entrance. Which was quite frustrating, considering that he had to use the facilities really badly.
"HURRY UP GODDAMIT!" Seto yelled, knocking on the door. There was no reply, except for the dull hum of water hitting the floor over and over and over and over… "Kuso." Swore Seto, and dashed out of the room, he had to use the bathroom and he wouldn't wait one more moment for the other to finish using it before him.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Seto knocked on the door of the first room he could find, Cathleen's room. She opened the door, dressed in chibi cow PJ's.
"What is it, Seto?" She had a toothbrush in hand; everyone had dinner back at 8:15 so it seemed normal enough.
"I need to use your bathroom NOW!" He yelled. She looked a little confused, but let him in. He proceeded to enter the bathroom, only to find Isis's dead body in there, slain very brutally. "What in the name of all things holy… Ah, what the hell." He ignored the carnage, and used the bathroom, before exiting as if there was nothing there. Then suddenly he remembered, turning to Cathleen at the last moment before going.
"Why is Shaddi's dead body in your bathroom?" Seto questioned, slightly confused. Cathleen looked stricken.
"Oh my god… I don't know, I blacked out and only came to a few minutes ago. I grabbed my toothbrush and was about to go use the bathroom then you came. We should call the police…"
"No, the last thing we need is hold-ups in this trip. I want to get this over and done with ASAP and get away from that psycho Liz." Cathleen nodded, then disappeared back into her room.
Time: 12 AM
Date: August 2nd, 2008
Location: in Liz and Seto's room.
"Ok, whose the wise guy? Where did they hide the second bed?" Yelled Liz, stomping around the bedroom. Little did they all know this was a couple or singles hotel, as despite weather the rooms should have one or two people there was only one bed. One very large bed, which was meant for two people. Tsukasa phased in through the door and floated, sitting, laughing.
"Finally, the mage girl can make more dark chaos—" Liz thwacked him on the head, as the demon was cut off.
"Shut it, demon-boy. Before I have to banish you from this realm with my own ruthless methods." Growled Seto. Yami entered at that moment.
"Ah, this tiger has some claws!" He exclaimed, receiving a death-glare from Yami. Liz glared at the pharaoh. Tsukasa looked down; hanging up sided down from nowhere.
"Ok Yami, where'd you hide the second bed. Tell me now before you wish you were never put in that puzzle in the first place!" She threatened. Yami merely laughed nervously.
"There… there is none! This is a doubles room, and you know what that means." Said Yami with a smirk. Then he looked thoughtful. "How come we haven't gotten any complaints from Bakura, Malik, Michael, Mokuba, Rana, or Otogi yet?" He nearly smacked himself. "Well DUH, there wouldn't be any complaints from Rana or Otogi. Those two could just spend the night 'making kittens' for all I care…"
"What. Do. You. Mean. There. Is. No. Second. Bed?" Questioned Seto, trying to keep his anger to below boiling point. He wasn't doing a very good job. Yami backed up out the door, then dashed off down the hall. Tsukasa disappeared too. "I do know what this means. You get to sleep on the floor." Said Seto, throwing a few extra blankets and some of the pillows to the floor. One pillow hit Liz in the head. Can you say 'pillow fight'?
PATHETIC MORTALS! Was heard, assumingly Bakura wasn't too happy about the situation. Upon closer investigation, however, it was found out that it was indeed Mokuba yelling. How odd.
Time: 5 AM
Date: August 2nd, 2008
Location: Seto and Liz's room.
Liz was poking Seto, who was parked on the floor. Liz had won the pillow fight therefore claiming the bed. Seto was already on the floor, and just fell asleep there not caring. Liz therefore took the bed and that was that. Seto looked drowsily at her.
"What?" He questioned annoyed. Liz was already halfway across the room, and entered the bathroom with some clothes. Before she shut the door she yelled to him:
"It's time to get up, it's a long drive. And I get the bathroom first!" Seto merely moaned and just sat on the bed, waiting for his turn to use the facilities.
Time: 8 AM
Date: August 2nd, 2008
Location: Seto's Limousine of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
"ON THE INTERSTATE THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! PEOPLE STARTED DRIVING ON IT NOT KNOWING WHERE IT WENT, AND NOW THE PEOPLE KEEP DRIVING IT AND ONLY BECAUSE THEY WENT ON THE INTERSTATE THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! PEOPLE STARTED DRIVING ON IT NOT KNOWING WHERE IT WENT, AND NOW THE PEOPLE KEEP DRIVING IT AND ONLY BECAUSE THEY WENT ON THE INTERSTATE THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! PEOPLE STARTED DRIVING ON IT NOT KNOWING WHERE IT WENT, AND NOW THE PEOPLE KEEP DRIVING IT AND ONLY BECAUSE THEY WENT ON THE INTERSTATE THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! PEOPLE STARTED DRIVING ON IT NOT KNOWING WHERE IT WENT, AND NOW THE PEOPLE KEEP DRIVING IT AND ONLY BECAUSE THEY WENT!" Yelled Liz again, as Seto rubbed his temples. Lauren started complaining about the situation, and almost everyone else joined in on the song out of sheer boredom. Poor Seto, he'll need a few months in rehab after this trip.
Ok, that's the end of that, game over, next chapter to be up soon. See ya'll, and please REVIEW!