Well, chapter three is here! MOO! This one is going to be a bit weird, since I'm co-authoring it with my friend Sarah. I have kidnapped her keyboard! MWHEHEHEHEHE! JUST SHUTUP YOU PEOPLE! You're all just jealous because the voices in my head don't talk to you
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! Not YGO, DRoP, LOTR, SbSp, or ANYTHING and not spandex! If I owned Yugioh and Spandex well, let's say that they wouldn't allow ANY of the seasons on the WB11
Liz: MOO!
Seto: SHUTUP GODDAMMIT!
Sarah: *is completely ignoring the argument because it makes no sense and it happens all the time. *
Arielle: What time is it?
Mokuba: Remember, licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal!
Michael: Do you realize we're still both taped to the roof
Lauren: USE THE FORCE!
Yami: Hey you
Otogi: SHUTUP ALREADY! JUST SHUTUP!
Yami: So, whattya' doing tonight
Otogi: JUST SHUTUP!
Liz: MOO!
Seto: SHUTUP!
Yami: Let's all have a
Liz: JUST SHUTP!
Seto: THAT'S MY LINE!
Otogi: NO, IT'S MINE!
Yami: ORGY!
Seto, Liz, and Otogi: SHUTUP!
Rebecca: Don't you realize that our constant fighting is tearing us all apart!
Everyone: *is silent*
Sarah: You go Rebecca! I didn't know you had it in you
Rebecca: Thank you Sarah.
Liz: LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN!
Sarah: *goes back to ignoring everything*
Liz: LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, MY FAIR SETO!
Everyone: *turns to stare at Liz*
Liz: Uh CABBAGE! *Begins to sing mindlessly*
Cathleen: I am a demon ferret
Arielle: Fire MUST BURN THINGS!
Malik: I agree, let's kill! *Joins Arielle in the back of the limo and the two start to burn random things with a lighter they found*
Arielle: Wait, why would Seto have a lighter? Does he smoke?
Liz: MY BELOVED DOESN'T SMOKE!
Sarah: Are you all right Liz? I mean
Yami: Ohhhh Why doesn't Sarah just take over driving and you two go in the back? Alone
Tsukasa: Yup!
Michael: *is on the roof scheming with Mokuba on their evil plans of DOOOOOM*
Everyone except Sarah and Michael and Mokuba: NUUUUUUUUU! NEVER LET SARAH DRIVE!
Seto: She drives even worse then Liz
Lauren: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we—?
Bakura: *duct-tapes Lauren to the roof*
Michael: What have I done to deserve this?
Mokuba: Are you single?
Seto: *grits teeth and tries to ignore everything, rolling up the soundproof window*
Liz: *is heard somewhat muted through the glass*
Sarah: Don't you know, Seto? There's no such thing as Liz-proof.
Seto: *moan of desperation* MAKE IT STOP!
Lauren: This is so chaotic
Liz: I love chaos, confusion, panic, and most of all, turmoil! Which is the meaning of the name of my beloved
Sarah: You mean Seto
Liz: GAH! *-_-'*
Ryou: Oh my
Yami: So I guess putting Liz and her bitch-slave in the same room wasn't a bad idea
Tsukasa: Don't you mean your fu—
Seto: SHUTUP! *Knocks Tsukasa out cold*
Mai: I haven't said anything for a while
Liz: Since when were you here?
Scrappy: *is sitting on Liz's head*
Rebecca: Now, let's all try to be peaceful
Michael: NEVER!
Mokuba: Lauren, will you go out with me?
Lauren: Eeeeee o.O'
Arielle: I thought Seto was gay
Sarah: Well as of now
Tsukasa: He's bisexual!
Sarah: Would you just shutup? We need him to drive, and if he comes back here to hurt you then I'll have to go up to the front to drive
Seto: Can Serenity drive?
Joey: YOU SLUT, SHUTUP ABOUT MY SISTER YOU WHORE!
Seto and Sarah: *stare*
Liz: *tries to kill Joey* YOU STUPID IGNORANT PUPPY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY BELOVED I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT ABOUT MY PRECIOUS HE'S MINE AND MINE ONLY HE'S MY BITCH, HE'S MY BITCH-SLAVE AND HE'S MY FUCK-TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: *climbs up into the front and puts up the window and prays that it'll be Liz-proof*
Everyone else: *is in shock*
Seto: Did she just say what I think she just said? WILL YOU MARRY ME? *Turns red, climbs out of the front to kill Tsukasa*
Sarah: *goes to drive the car*
Everyone else: WAIT, NO!
However, it's too late for the fellowship of the limo, as the Shin'a'in began to attempt to drive the vehicle made by the humans, in her efforts the rest of the crew was nearly killed. Had not Seto, king of the ice-hearted, intervened and taken back control of his domain, all would have been slain. Foul play was at hand, and soon the fellowship would learn of true intentions of the one named Cathleen
Liz: SHUTUP YOU STUPID DISEMBODIED VOICE!
Cathleen: How come I haven't really said anything?
Sarah: Is it just me, or is that a dessert up ahead? LIZ, YOU BAKA YOU SPELLED DESERT WRONG!
Set: *pops in* Chirp!
Seto: Set, were you gambling again?
Set: *makes a desperate attempt to hide the monopoly clothes* Chirp-chirp (Translation: Maybe)
Lis: Hey, there's no road!
Sarah: Liz you dolt, how could you spell your own name wrong?
Liz: Don't ask me
Seto: *gets out of the car*
Mokuba: Hey, a 99 cents store!
Liz: Yay *goes inside, goes to cashier* How much is this? *Points to toilet paper*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to YGO cards*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a candle*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a card*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to chips*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to milk*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to toothbrush*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a towel*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a stuffed tiger*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a light bulb*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to cabbage*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a demo-disc*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a pen*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to pop-rocks*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to Seto*
Cashier: *out of instinct* 99 cents—
Seto: *would have killed the cashier had Sarah not held him back*
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to tiles*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a computer*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a PS2*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Liz: And how much is this? *Points to a Gamecube*
Cashier: 99 cents.
Seto: Do you have any camels?
Cashier: *dully* Yes and they're
Everyone else: Lemme guess 99 cents?
Cashier: No one dollar.
Liz: I HATE YOU! THIS PLACE IS SO OVERPRICED; I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
Ryou: If all this stuff is 99 cents
Liz: OR ONE OVER-PRICED DOLLAR!
Ryou: As I was saying, if all this stuff is 99 cents or a dollar you have to worry about what quality all this stuff is really
Liz: So how are we going to get across the desert?
Seto: I know a way... MUHAHAHAHA!
Everyone else: How...
Seto: I'm going to...
CLIFFY! A really bad one, but one none the less. That was odd... I wrote this with Sarah, mind you. The 99 cent thing came from when I went into a 99 cent store and was annoying the hell out of the cashier until I got thrown out... o.O Well, Ja`ne!
~ Liz