Vacation Iron Chief or Iron Stomach Part I, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Ok, a few notes. Sorry, Arielle, Cathleen, and everyone else who added in &MOO to the fanfiction. SHE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! This is VACATION not INSANITY we don't know of her existence yet. So I'm going to edit those parts to keep our readers in the dark second, on the issue of the edit concerning George Bush and Bill Gates, I'll explain at the end of the fic the reason for that. Finally, this time, we had I think 6 people here, maybe not all working on it, but there were six people present. YAY!

Disclaimer – If I owned Yugioh, or Invader Zim Well you already know the story (those of you who have read TP) and it'' NOT PRETTY! I don't own George Bush or Bill Gates either. Or Of Mice and Men or ANY OTHER REFRENCES here. I don't own Spongebob Squarepants, Alice in Wonderland or the conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat

Liz: We're here!
Seto: I just said that...
Liz: SHUTUP BIZZATCH!
Seto: But I thought you luuuuuuuuved me! *Realizes what he says, runs off to kill Tsukasa*
Sarah: *comes back* You won't believe what I found!
Everyone Else: Lemme guess a rattlesnake?
Sarah: Yes! It's so cuddly! *Huggles rattle snake* I'm going to pet it and hug it and call it George.
Cathleen: Let me kill it...
Arielle: It doesn't look like a George, it looks like a Stan...
Cathleen: More like a Fred.
Liz: Like my roommate?
Yami: Shutup about CTY...
Rebecca: YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!
Liz: What about the Evil Snake of DOOOOOOOM!
Everyone Else: o.O;
Sarah: That's a great name!
Snake: *thinking: I'm supposed to be a deadly beast, moron*

***

Malik: Yes, yes, of course. We shall call him o.O;.
Snake: o.O;
Cathleen: O.O;
Liz: o_0;
Yami: @_@;
Seto: e_e
Liz: n_n
Cathleen: Chicken.
Liz: o.0;
Yugi *appears: What are you people talking about? Moo?
Cathleen: Beheaded cows.
Yugi: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

***

Yami: Thank god Sarah's writing...Cathleen's a terrible author...
Liz: YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Hits Yami with a Kirby mallet*
&MOO: AHHHHHHH! I was writing that you pathetic mortal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs sickle out of sock and slices Yami's head off*
Yami: *is momentarily dead* I'm so glad I'm a spirit... Wait who in the seven circles of hell are you?

&MOO: Uh George, they're on to us! *Disappears* (1)
Seto: Can we just go inside?
Everyone besides Sarah and Liz and Seto: *go inside*
Sarah and Liz and Seto: *go inside*
Seto: This place has eight floors. My bedroom's on the eighth floors, Liz and Sarah's on the seventh, and there're bedrooms on all the other floors. Mokuba, Michael, Otogi and Rana's bedrooms are on the first floor, Mokuba and Michael share as do Otogi and Rana-
Otogi and Rana: *Blush*
Seto: And everyone else can go get their bedrooms elsewhere.
Sarah: And I'll be on patrol at night with Evil Snake of Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
Evil Snake of Dooooom: O.o Hisssssssss hiss? (Translation: Why me?)
Sarah: *Strangle-Huggles snake*

***

Cathleen: And I'll just go do stuff. Mwah. *Opens a random closet door and out pops GIR*
GIR: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! and marshmallows.
*Cathleen and GIR disappear while performing a screaming rampage*
Liz: That was random. (2)
Seto: That's scary. Not random.
Yami: FWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAArandomnessHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Bill Gates and George Bush appear out of nowhere*
Gates and Bush: Hi! We're rich and powerful!

George Bush: *Begins to move his eyebrows* (3)
Arielle: AND DEAD! *Makes her army squirrels attack them and turn them into a mass of bloody pulp*
Gates and Bush: Hi! We used to be rich and powerful! Now, we're dead! Yay!
Seto: Ok. I think I'll go to bed now... *goes to room*
Liz: Me not two.
Sarah: Then whatever does that make you?
Liz: Not two.
Sarah: Ok. *Walks up to her room*
Cathleen: Ok, I think I'm gunna go poison Cathleen's soul with hate, death, murder, and fluffy poodles. Toodles! *Disappears in a puff of green smoke*
Joey: Are you talking to yourself in third person again?

Cathleen: Wha? (4)

Yami: I'm bored. *Prods Yugi*
Yugi: Hey. Moo. *Stabs Yami with a knife that has Moo engraved into the handle*
Yami: Oh dear that makes me momentarily dead again. *Is dead momentarily* Ok. *Is now not momentarily dead*
Yugi: That really wasn't needed, you know. Moo.
Yami: Yes, but Satan is coooooooooooool!
Yugi: You're bisexual, aren't you? Moo?

Otogi: What does that have to do with anything?
Yami: Yes. KILL ME AGAIN I SAAAAAY!
Yugi: No. Moo. *Sleeps on the floor*
Yami: *stabs himself and dies again momentarily*

***
Rebecca: What are you doing?
Arielle: They're crazy.
Sarah: Liz, sit down. You are blocking the TV
Rebecca: What should we watch?
Everyone: Let's watch Ghost Busters! Yay! *Everyone falls asleep.*

***

Arielle: *laughs quietly to herself *muhahahaha!

Cathleen: * appears and reads Arielle's mind* Need any help?
Arielle: Shure...let's get the dresses, high heels and make-up...*the stuff appears*
Cathleen: MUHAHAHAHAHA!

*** (5)

Cathleen and Arielle commit their evil' deed – Ok, Liz, are you happy, I said it – Dressing up Seto and co. in dresses. Although only the part with Seto in a dress was evil according to him, because she li—

AH, HELP ME, SHE'S KILLING ME! OK, OK, I WON'T MENTION THAT! *Ahem* Anyway

Liz: *Appears randomly* Whatever happened to dinner?

Sarah: *Perks up* Food?

Joey: *Perks up* Food?

Sarah: YOU STOLE MY LINE! *Shifty eyes*

Joey: Silence, human

Rebecca: Did you know that Liz at first spelled shifty as shitty'?

Sarah: Liz you are a dolt

Lauren: Finally, we can eat!

Malik: *goes through fridge* There ain't no food!

Seto: *Wakes up, goes downstairs* No food? It was supposed to be delivered

Everyone except Seto: *Is snickering*

Seto: What the hell are you all snickering at, TELL ME NOW! *Takes out duel silver pistols*

Liz: Well *laugh* You're *snort* wearing a *snicker* DRESS!

Seto: WHAT?!?!?!? TSUKASA YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, YOU HEAR ME!

Tsukasa: *Comes downstairs, is in a dress too* What, did you say something?

Arielle: Cathleen, our plan worked!

Cathleen: What? What plan, I've been asleep.

Arielle: Shure you've been

Liz: *Points outside window randomly* I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

Tristan: Dude, that's a toilet

Liz: *Points to Tristan* I KNOW WHERE YOU GO FOR VACATION!

Tristan: NUUUUUUU!

Rebecca: Well, of course He IS here, isn't he?

Sarah: Where's the food?

Joey: Is all you think about your stomach?

Sarah: Like you're one to talk?

Rebecca: Well, anyway Let's go somewhere!

Anzu: Where do you want to go?

Rebecca: Anywhere, really

Bakura: Well, in that case, it doesn't matter which way you go, you'll end up somewhere as long as you keep walking in one direction long enough

Rebecca: Well, in that case Where can I go?

Bakura: Well in that direction *waves hand in one direction* Lives a rich CEO and in that direction *waves hand other way* lives a psychotic teenage girl/authoress. Visit either you like, they're both mad.

Rebecca: But I don't want to go among mad people.

Bakura: Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here in Vacation Land. I'm mad. You're mad.

Rebecca: How do you know I'm mad!

Bakura: You must be, or you wouldn't have came along.

Rebecca: *Doesn't think that proves much, considering Sarah came* Well, how do you know you're mad?

Bakura: Well, a normal person like Lauren isn't mad, you grant that.

Rebecca: *Nods*

Bakura: Well, Lauren grimaces when she's hurt, and laughs when she's happy. Now I grimace when I'm happy, and laugh when I'm hurt. Therefore I'm mad.

Liz: Can't argue with that logic

Gir: Now it's time to sing the doom song! Doom, Doom, Doom-Doom-Doom

Tristan: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *Fills Gir with C4 and blows him up*

Cathleen: You killed Gir Now I will kill you *Voice becomes dark and demonic*

Ryou and Rebecca: Now, be in your happy place

Liz: I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!

Seto: What are we going to do about the food issue?

Michael: *Pops up* So when's dinner?

Mokuba: Yes, I'm quite starved.

Liz: I CAN COOK!

Everyone Else: NO!

Otogi: I'll cook

Everyone Else except Liz: All right

~ Some Time Later ~

Rebecca: MY TEA IS ATTACKING ME! *Tea has large tentacle coming out of it and is trying to kill Rebecca*

Lauren: Uh, guys? Guys? GUYS?!? *Her fried grasshopper has gotten up, and started to walk off down the table*

Sarah: *didn't let Otogi cook her food, just ate it as is, to preserve food. What little food they had would be ruined by Otogi's Cooking, she figured, so just ate it as it whilst it was still safe*

Liz: Otogi, where did you get this stuff to make the food?

Otogi: Well, I used what little food was left in the car, as well as whatever I could find! Like those pretty colored froggies!

Yami: You mean whatever you and Rana could find

Yugi: You didn't perhaps find them in/near an open/closed tank near/in my room? *Is suddenly looking down at his food, horrified*

Otogi: Yeah, so?

Liz: Those were Yugi's pet Poison Dart Frogs imported from the Amazon They're deadly poisonous.

Seto: Finally Death, come and reap my soul, and take me to the afterlife and away from these loons!

Death: *Is sitting off stage* Nah, you haven't suffered enough in this life yet.

Seto: *reaches for something in his pocket*

Death: Oh, and don't bother going for that gun, all the bullets are blank.

Liz: You were going to kill yourself? NO! *Tackles Seto takes the gun away from him, puts it in a high place*

Seto: NOOOOOO! I'll NEVER reach it in a high place!

Death: *disappears* POOF

Cathleen: Will you marry me?

Tristan: Dude, death's gone, you're too late.

Cathleen: NOOOOOO!

Malik: Dude, he's like one million years old

Cathleen: He's that young?

Everyone Else: o.O

Rebecca: Cathleen is you feeling all right?

Liz: My spell check made the grammar improper The sentence was at first "Cathleen are you feeling alright?" but then my evil comp changed it

Seto: I need to die

Liz: Need we go through that again?

Seto: *shakes his head*

Sarah: So now what are we going to eat?

Rebecca: I'll cook!

Everyone Except Liz: Alright.

Liz: But I CAN cook!

Bakura: Yeah right

~ Some Time Later ~

Again, the food was attacking the people. This repeated in the same fashion until everyone except Liz had tried cooking. Tired, everyone just turned in for the night.

Liz: G'night!

Seto: Night

Sarah: Good Night!

Rebecca: Later!

Cathleen: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Lauren: BATHROOM!

Yami: *attempt to make another joke, but is hit by random person*

Tsukasa: *is hanging up side down on a bar in his room, asleep, wings folded like a bat*

Scrappy: *is softly snoring on Liz's head, very kawaii*

Mokuba: Good night, humans MUHAHAHAHA!

Michael: 'Night to all of you!

Yugi: Good night!

Anzu: Later to ya'll!

Mai: Night!

Joey: Morning!

Ryou: Until later!

Bakura: Hehehehe

Malik: See ya'll!

Mariku: Bye

Rana: Until the morning!

Otogi: Good night!

Tristan: *gurgle* *sputter*

Everyone Else: Tristan?

Tristan: *is dead*

Lauren: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED TRISTAN!

Rebecca: YOU BASTARD!

Everyone Else: *stares*

Seto: One less mouth to feed

Everyone: *Goes to sleep*

Well, that's finally DONE and OVER with! Nearly seven pages, holy guacamole Oh, and now for notes.

(1) – I put that part in to introduce &MOO as a character, but since I can't have her just lay around, so I made her disappear.

(2) – I think that part at first also had &MOO, that was only there cuz we were watching the Halloween Invader Zim Special, so things were kinda wacky, as we were all high on candy Never leave six girls in a basement alone with a stockpile of candy

(3) – Now, where did that come from? Well, a long time ago, my friend Rachel had a really weird dream about school and there's this one kid Ryan who always did political impressions so in her dream he turned into George Bush and began to move his eyebrows So that's where that came from. And his eyebrows are moving as if attached to a pinwheel, in circles o.O

(4) – Why is Cathleen talking to herself in Third Person? I'll never tell

(5) – With the exception of the first few bits, until this point I haven't written ANYTHING! The people stole the comp from me

Everyone Else: *Glares*

Liz: All right, alright, I let you write a lot cuz I was too lazy!

Everyone Else: *nods*

Well, that's the end of that! Arielle, if you read this before Cathleen, e-mail her that it's ready, or call her, or something! Whoever reads it first, call the rest of the quintet with six people!