l, after a long wait we're BACK! And now with all six peoples (again). Ok? STOP THE VOICES!
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING! SHUT YOUR FACES
Note – Uh all the previous chapters I spelled Kathleen with a C it's with a K *feels stupid*
Liz: Uh Cheese?
Seto: SHUTUP!
Sarah: CAMEL! Camels are fun to huggle. *huggles Rebecca's camel*
Kathleen: JESSIE IS PURPLE!
Yami: Who is Jessie?
Liz: MY KITTY!
Tsukasa: You're cheating on Seto?
Liz: NO! *stabs Tsukasa*
Kathleen: *hides sugar*
Liz: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Rebecca: Yes. O.o
Liz: I shall now go to cook. breakfast.
Seto: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Kathleen: *walks off to go order McDonald's for breakfast*
Liz: What should I cook?
Tsukasa: Can you make eggs and bacon?
Yami: Without poisoning them.
Seto: I want pancakes.
Liz: WAFFLES IT IS! *runs to cabinets to get waffle mix*
Some time passes.
Liz: How do you make waffles?
Seto: I dunno. Make pancakes.
Yami: Can I have a cookie?
Liz: NU! MY COOKIES! *kills Yami*
Seto: o~O;;
Liz: Is it even physically possible to make such a face like that?
Seto: That depends o~O;; Now I have made it possible. WORSHIP ME!!! *thwaps Liz over the head and cackles, then coughs* I have no idea what came over me. O~O;;
Sarah: It was Yami!
Knights who say Ni: NI!
Liz: K-nigits!
Sarah: No, it's pronounced knights like nights but with a silent K
Liz: It's MY house and I say what I want!
Arielle: This. Is my house. This is my house. Wont you get out of my house? This is. This is my. House this is my house. Wont you get out of my house? I'll give you. A good spell. For you to use. So you can jumponmyroofandeverythinglikethat. This is my house. Please get out of my house. It's it's not your house. Please. I have a big beard. Out! Out of my house! OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH DON'T STAB ME! @-@
Katsuya: Actually it's Kaiba's house.
Liz: Don't remind me
Arielle: Does that mean we can burn it?
Rebecca: No, Arielle, no more playing with fire
Lauren: But whyyyyyy?
Malik: Let's duck tape her again
Duck tape: Quack
Sarah: What's for breakfast? I'm hungry!
Otogi: Is food all you think about?
Miho: She seems a lot like Joey in that sense.
Sarah: *KO'es Miho*
Anzu: NO! You can't KO people, you must be kind and loving and friendship—
Everyone else: *KO'es Anzu*
Sarah: Can you make breakfast now?
Everyone else besides Liz: *stare disbelieving at Sarah*
Ryou: You trust Liz to bake somethingedible?
Liz: Right*goes into the kitchen to make breakfast*
Everyone else who isn't KO'ed besides Sarah: *exchange nervous glances*
Some time later
Liz: *comes out of kitchen holding a plate stacked with deformed pancakes*
Everyone besides Sarah: *back away from Liz*
Yugi: Are the pancakes supposed to be thatmisshapen?
Seto: *pushes Malik forward* You taste them, no one cares if you die.
Sarah: *takes about half the stack*
Everyone: o.O;
Liz: Eat them! Don't worry, they're not poisonous I think
Otogi: *looks at Sarah in horrification*
Joey: AHHHHHHH! BEWARE THE MONGOOSES!
Lauren: Mongooses? What's a mongoose?
Kathleen: *appears from nowhere and kills Lauren* MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughwheezedie* o~O;; *disappears*
Arielle: Oooooooooooooooo..was THAT a mongoose?
Otogi: Wouldn't the plural of mongoose be mongeese cuz the plural of goose is geese?
Rebecca: No. That was just a rabid squirrel. Pay no attention to it. J
Arielle: ARE YOU NOW MOCKING MY SQUIRRELLY NESS?
Rebecca: o~0 *runs off to do Rebecca stuff*
Lauren: *ressurects self from the dead*
Yami: *pulls a giant frying pan out of nowhere and beats Lauren with it* *speaks with a Southern accent* Well, my work hurr is done, y'all. Thankee fer callin' meh.
Lauren: No one called you, you stupid bitch!
Yami: ù_O!!! *stabstabstab*
Lauren: *dies again*
Everyone: 0~0''
Liz: Well. About the pancakes
Sarah: o.o; *eats a pancake* Hrmm..
Everyone: *looks at her, expecting her to explode in a HIDEOUS IMPLOSION!!*
Knights who say Ni: NI!
Sarah: These are DELECTABLE!
Liz: See! I TOLD you I could cook.
Yami: *tries a pancake* *spontaneously combusts*
Liz: o_o
Seto: He shall come back.
Yami: *comes back*
Liz: Have you suddenly gained CLAIRVOYANT POWERS?!!? (insert dramatic music here)
Rebecca: *magically makes a cup of tea appear* See? I trained it. J
Liz: STOP WITH THOSE FACES! =_- And what does clairvoyant mean? And what is oblige?
Sarah: -_- Why did I ever have to teach her that word
Invader Zim appears from nowhere in his Voot Cruiser. He charges up a laser-y thing.
Zim: MUHUHAHAAHAHAHA! FILTHY HUMANS! YOU SHALL DIE! A most horrible death. Of. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Liz: There's an "h" in dhoom.
Invader Zim: But I said DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Liz: I suppose you have a point.
Seto: I like the species
Joey: That throws their own feces.
Distant Voices of Cheese: HUT HUT HUT HUTTTTTTT!!!!
*The Voices Come closer and they see Yami being carried on a tribal sacrificial board thingy*
People who are carrying Yami: Ho! We must get the Egyptian sacrifice to the fire!
Rebecca: You do realize that is your KING?!
People: Yes. So. We care how?
Bakura: *is in the kitchen playing with knives* Ooooooooooo. POINTY AND SHARP AND SHINYYYYYYY OBJECTS! MUST PLAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Lauren: Shibby?? o~O
Tsukasa: SHIBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!I NEED A SMURF!
Knights who say Ni: No, a SHRUBBERY!
Shrubbery: *thinking* Pray, no more soy sauce!
Nights: *come in and steal Soy sauce and the shrubbery*
Sarah: Don't you mean Knights', not, nights'?
Liz: I like commas!
Katsuya: I, like, lots, of, commas, and, other, stuff.
Liz: MY COMMAS! T-To,,,,o
~Liz: Those (.o o) are my hands
~Kathleen: And are the readers supposed to know that?
Disembodied voice: GET ON WITH IT!
Liz: DIEEEEEEE! *somehow mortally wounds disembodied voice*
Sarah: Wow, you spelled that correctly
Malik: TWICE!
Seto: And? *raises one well-manicured eyebrow*
Rebecca: Where did that come from?
Liz: *glances over at Rebecca with gold-green orbs* What? Is thy not allowed to be sophisticated for once in one's life?
Seto: I DON'T MANICURE MY EYEBROWS!
Liz: But then how else do they look so TSUKASA HOW DID YOU NEARLY MAKE ME SAY WHAT I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY!
Tsukasa: Well I've done worse.
Rebecca: Yes, I have to agree
::FLASHBACK::
Liz: Wow, only one swear, Seto, you're loosing your touch.
Seto: Oh, yeah @#87$%#^%$*&#%@$*&^#@&^%&!^@#%&457@^#%&^#%&$%@&^5
Liz: Fifteen not bad, but you need to get back in shape Though not in relation to muscles, you already TSUKASA! WHY'D YOU ALMOST MAKE ME COMPLIMENT SETO'S RIPPLING ABS! GAH! *Tries to strangle Tsukasa, but her camel refuses to be parted from Seto's camel*
Yami: I NEED HELP BACK HERE! YOU STUPID RA-BLASTED ANIMAL GET UP YOUR LAZY *^%&^$*&%
Arielle: Seto can curse better
Liz: YES MY BELOVED CAN!
Rebecca: Where's Otogi and Rana?
Sarah: *absent mindedly* Oh, somewhere off together
::END FLASHBACK::
Rebecca: Remember?
Everyone: *nodnod*
Sarah: You do all realize that we haven't even finished breakfast
Everyone else: WOULD YOU STOP THINKING WITH YOUR STOMACH?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?
Zim: o.o
Yami: *kills Zim*
Kathleen: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Zim MAJIKLY disappears.
All of a sudden, a humongous roller coaster appears in the center of the kitchen. It crushes Yami.
And he dies. J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J
Kathleen: =O! Pretty roller coaster! *jumps into one of the cars and some old hobo-man that appeared MAJIKLY makes it go*
Everyone except Kathleen, Yami, and the Hobo-man: O_O;
Kathleen: *is in the middle of a loop and suddenly looses shoe* NOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mr. Twinly! ;_;
Suddenly, the roller coaster disappears. Yami is now a bloody mass of stuff.
Bloody Mass of Yami: o-o I know something weird about Seto!
Seto: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! HE IS SUFFERING FROM DELUSIONS OF GRANDUER!
Bloody Mass of Yami: Seto uses Viagra™!!!
Lauren: Why are you taking Viagra™?
Yami: *is MAJIKLY healed* He has other secrets too!
Everyone: *wide eys*
Liz: Pray, tell us?
Yami: Well he is an avid watcher and/or reader Cardcaptor Sakura!
Everyone: O_O
Yami: He once participated in a threesome with Kyoge, himself, AND Otogi Ryuji!
Otogi: HEY! You aren't supposed to know that
Yami: AND He has a tatoo of Pichu on his left butt cheek! Though some people most likely already know it *nudges Liz*
Liz: *glares, and stabs Yami*
Yami: *ignores it* AND he's not human
Everyone except Liz and Sarah: o.O
Sarah: And? We already knew that
Liz: Yeah, he's like me.
Yami: Don't you mean he likes you?
Liz: No, I mean that he's like me in the fact that we're both (unlike humans, who are homo-sapien) we are both the genus magii and the species sapien. We're mages! Though we are distantly related to the human race. More closely related to demons, though.
Everyone: Well, that explains a lot.
Kathleen: Cuz it's digital!
The Roller coaster reappears and crushes Yami. Again.
Yami who is now crushed *again*: *twitch* I think I'm dead now
Arielle: *army of (~ Liz: my spell checker just turned off, so don't mind spelling errors my computer is fuzked up) squirrrrrrrles (~ Arielle: just skeive it!) comes (~ Michael: Bob is spelled wartuaierakruta!) and runs (~Kathleen: No, it's spelled antidisestablishmentarianism) in and crushes Yami more then he already is crushed.*
Rebecca: Since we are on the topic of secrets. Does anyone know anybodys secrets?
Liz: yessssss
Rebecca: Whose secrets do you know?
Liz: Yes, Yuugi, I know one of YOUR secrets! *points accusing finger at Yuugi*
Yugi: No, you would NEVER tell!
Liz: Yes, Yugi is SHORT!
Everyone: *gasp* We never knew!
Liz: And Otogi Ryuji I know a secret of yours
Otogi: o.o
Liz: It was YOU in the dining room with Cologne Mustard and the candlestick!
Otogi: CLUE!
~Liz: You realize, the next line right after this one the spell check, and thesaurus begins to work again o.O my compuer is fuzked up.
Sarah: You know, we still didn't finish breakfast
Everyone: *goes back to eating, forgetting that it was indeed Liz who cooked*
Some Time Later
Yugi: These are delicious! Who made them?
Liz: *raises her hand and waves it around*
Random Guy: ARRRRRGH MY LEG!
Liz: Sorry!
Everyone besides Sarah: O_O *food drops out of their mouths*
Sarah: You're't dead yet, are you?
Liz: *points out the fact that we all live together in a house* Well? Who else is to do the cooking?
Sarah: I can't drive and I don't even want to try cooking.
Seto: Why did you all have to reveal all my disturbing secrets
Liz: Because we luff you!
Everyone: o.O
Liz: Well he IS mine, isn't he? And what is this thing we call death?
Cheshire Cat: Looking for love in all the wrong places!
Kathleen: MINE! *strangle huggles Cheshire cat* Where have you been all my life!
Tsukasa: What happened with you and death?
Seto: Whatever happened with us and the plot?
Sarah: But we still haven't finished breakfast!
Seto: *pushes a button, table drops into a pit of fire, then a fresh clean one drops in its place*
Sarah: STOP EATING THAT LIZ! THAT'S A STAPLE, YOU'RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF! THAT'S SETO'S JOB!
Katsuya: What's his job? To hurt Liz or to hurt himself?
Liz: Both.
Yami: And to do other things—
Seto: SHUTUP! *kills Yami AGAIN*
Kathleen: Weren't you just trapped under the roller coaster?
Arielle: I NEEEEED FIREEEEEE!
Malik: Whatever happened to the roller coaster?
Death: I married it.
Lauren: What about all the people that died?
Liz: Chocolate!
Kathleen: Well Honda's dead and Isis is dead and Shadii is dead and Mai is dead—
Liz: She's not dead.
Katsuya: Yeah, I was just makin' out with her in the closet half an hour ago!
Everyone: *turns to Katsuya*
Katsuya: Oops
Mai's dead body suddenly falls out of the closet.
Garden Gnomes: *attacks their bodies, and when the dust clears there are just a few bones*
Everyone: Wait
Otogi: How did you know she was dead?
Katsuya: SHE KILLED HER!
Rebecca: Do you realize that l' and 1' in Times New Roman font are identical?
Everyone: o.O Disturbing
Gollum: *appears* MY PRECIOUS! *looks at Ryou's millennium ring*
Sarah: Wrong type of ring
Gollum: *bites Ryou's finger off*
-Insert blood and gore here-
Bakura: YAY, BLOOD! *sucks Ryou's bloody finger*
Yami: Cool! Something that sounded very disturbing that I DIDN'T SAY!
Sarah: No one said it it was typed.
Arielle: Kewl.
Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: I like Z's!
Sarah: Liz is the only one I know who can spell her own name wrong 3 times
Malik: Good night!
Sarah: It's still morning!
Seto: *is drinking super-strong coffee that you should need a prescription for*
Arielle: That's a really long sentence.
Seto: *puts down his coffee mug* Ok, all random characters who I didn't invite, get the @#$%^#$%@%$&^%$@*(&%%(^^%)(#~^~~``%@#^*&%&@*|}{{}]\@%*&$&*@($^**@@#$%^#$%@%$&^%$@*(&%%(^^%)(#~^~~``%@#^*&%&@*|}{{}]\@%*&@#$%^#$%@%$&^%$@*(&%%(^^%)(#~^~~``%@#^*&%&@*|}{{}]\@%*&@#$%^#$%@%$&^%$@*(&%%(^^%)(#~^~~``%@#^*&%&@*|}{{}]\@%*&@#$%^#$%@%$&^%$@*(&%%(^^%)(#~^~~``%@#^*&%&@*|}{{}]\@%*&@#$%^#$%@%$&^%$@*(&%%(^^%)(#~^~~``%@#^*&%&@*|}{{}]\@%*&@#$%^#$%@%$&^%$@*(&%%(^^%)(#~^~~``%@#^*&%&@*|}{{}]\@%*&$^&%&^ out of my house.
Liz: *scribbles in her book of how many swears Seto can say at once'* Nicenew record.
Seto: *looks smug then death-glares at all the random characters who are still there*
Random characters who are still there: *disappear back to wherever they came from*
Liz: MINE, not yours *possessively grabs hold of Seto*
Everyone: *shifty eyes*
Liz: He has all the coffee
Everyone except Sarah: OOOoooooooooohhhhhHHHHHHH
Otogi: I know something you don't know!
Sarah: So? I know what it is and I know what you're talking about. And also something about you and Rana.
Yami: I had a threesome. With an éclair.
Everyone: But since you said éclair, would that not be considered single?
Yami: Twins.
Everyone: ù-O"
Seto: You dumb $#*&^%(^&)($%%^@^$&^*^(*)*&)*)()^%*%#@$#@$#!#!@$#^%&*^(~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$^$^)%!!#^%*!
Yami: Was the exclamation point also part of your cursing? Because then I'd say that you have poor grammar skills. And that you're stupid. And—
Roller coaster appears and crunches Yami. Then literally jumps and does it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And then once more for good luck!
Seto: I love the roller coaster.
Liz: AHEM.
Seto: o~O;;
Sarah: Kathleen, you're a terrible author.
Kathleen: SHADDUP SLAVE! *stabstabstabstabstabstab*
Sarah: Camels.
Everyone: That was entirely random.
Yami: I think perhaps that maybe I am finally dead now.
Arielle: *stabstabstabstabstabstab*
Yami: *no response*
Everyone: YAY!
Yami: *gets up*
Everyone: Awww he's not dead L
Anzu: Why havn't I had any lines? I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!
Bakura: She's PMS'ing again, isn't she
Ryou: Be glad that it's only her, and not all the girls at once
All the boys: o.O;
Sarah: What's for lunch?
Everyone Else: o.O
Liz: I'M COOKING!
Everyone else: Alright
Random people: GET ON WITH IT!
Jackie Chan: I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEG GREEN EGGS AND SMAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Yami: *kills him* Mmmmm bloody.
Bakura: MINE! *tackles Yami, takes bloody knife from him*
Yami: You dolt I stabbed him with my hair
Arielle: So then can we light it on fire?
Kathleen: Uh what's the point of being here in a vacation house if there is no food, no fun, we're in the middle of the desert, and everyone is on the verge of killing eachother?
~Liz: BECAUSE I SAY SO!
Michael: Why havn't I had any lines?
Mokuba: Me too!
~Liz: Because you two are plotting
Michael and Mokuba: *nod and dissapear*
~Liz: My spell check just turned off my computer is freakish.
Seto: Wait if there is food, then what were the pancakes made out of?
Otogi: I think it's best if we don't know
Sarah: Would it matter?
Katsuya: Nup!
Shizuka: Is that a yup or a no?
Katsuya: Again, I think it's best if we don't know
Shizuka: o.O
Random Guy: Yes, we have no bananas! We have no bananas today!
Yuugi: We know that
Liz: *pokes random people* Well
~Liz: Nothing else happens during the rest of the day, so HA! And end of that chapter!
Everyone: _
Well... that was short, and not up to my normal standards... I'm loosing my touch, sorry girls! Well, I'm gone!
~Liz