Welcome to the next chapter of VACATION! I just finished reading the Book of Squee so mind not if I'm a bit… CrAzY here and now. Yeah… I have cheese in my pants!
And I have also tried pocky for the first time today… so… yeah.
Disclaimer – I don't own the Book of Squee, the guy who was forced to have sex with a chicken, Yu-Gi-Oh, 'Da Klown' (?!), and most everything else save my own character and a decent amount of the plot.
And I don't own the scene with Kathleen declaring her love for Lauren. That is based off something that really happened, due to pop rocks and soda.
Liz: I'm bored!
Seto: For the last time, SHUT UP ALREAY! You've already said that—
Sarah: 122894632102222666 times.
Kathleen: And guess what it is DA KLOWNS!
Arielle: is ignoring everyone doing the 'Jack Sparrow Walk' I has 3 muses… I will set my squirrels on yew' cowards! D.S. sez so… gets her squirrel army on Yami
Yami: dies again
Liz and Sarah: Lauren, we need to talk to you… serious voice.
Liz, Sarah, Arielle, Kathleen, and Rebecca: We have some news for you.
Kathleen: I love you.
Everyone: o.O
Vicki: Yay, slash! holds up signs and flags that say 'Slash is yummeh' :D
Yami: When's the honeymoon?
Kathleen: What if I was SERIOUS? HUH?!
Everyone: We'd deny our knowing you
-pause-
Then we'd burn off your eyebrows and take out your insides with SALAD TONGS OF D(h)OOM!! And then we'd throw you in a lake full of piranha crocodile
hybrids.
Kathleen: How do you all say such long, run-on sentences all at the same time? o.O
Liz: shrugs Anyway…
Jonu: clears throat loudly Ah-HEM.
Everyone Else: Yes…?
Jonu: No, nothing.
Everyone: facefault
Kathleen: Let's play a little hide-and-get-killed! coughcough I mean hide and go seek. I don't know what came over me.
Sarah S (the other one): Yay! A game full of laughter and fun for the entire family! Wheeeeeee!
Everyone: twitch
Kathleen: I'M IT! deranged grin
Otogi: I have a bad feeling about this…
Malik: Burn, BURN! Heheheh…
Rebecca: Uh… guys? attempts to draw attention to the knife behind Kathleen's back
Everyone: ignores her
Kathleen/&Moo: So then… my marshmallow peeps shall we play? turns off lights
Everyone: screams little butts off YAMMMMMMMMMMMMI!
Yami: gooses random guy
Arielle: Moop of doom.
Everyone: scary glowing evens stare/glare at her… scary, might I add.
Arielle: shrinks back Erk! O.O
Kathleen/&Moo: We play now, yesss? Why do I have bad grammar?
Everyone: blink Mmkay…?
-Shuffly shuffly shuffle wh00t said Mister Owl Shuffle-ness-
Kathleen/&Moo: Are you all ready my vict—coughcough AHEM friends? Yay or nay please.
Arielle: YAY!!! is in a random tree
Liz: YAY! is hidden
Scrappy: hoots is on Liz's head
Rebecca: Yay! is in the closer, behind a bunch of coats
Sarah: yay! under the stairs, with a bunch of stuffed animals
Lauren: Yay! is under a table No one shall EVER—
Kathleen/&Moo: Found you.
Lauren: Oh…
Shizuka: scream AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kathleen: I've found her! rushes over to Shizuka
Lauren: follows What's wrong?!
Shizuka and Anzu: H-h-h-honda!
Otogi: looks over their shoulder, screams like a girl, faints
Yami: What's wrong with him? Huh?! Honda's DEAD?!?!?!
Katsuya: runs out Nooooooo! weeps over his dead lover's body
Tsukasa: Why did we all leave our hiding spots?
Kathleen: Found you ALL! Mwah. opens the closet, looks behind coats
Rebecca: AchOO!
Kathleen: points Found YOU! And god bless you!
Katsuya: opens door under stairs Found you Sarah!
Sarah: Puppy! is nestled under multiple dog plushies
Katsuya: glares, growls Wait… where is Kaiba?
Kathleen: Gasp! If it's a mystery oh well. But I've found YOU ALL! =)
Seto: I'll save YOUUUUUUU ALL! appears from nowhere
-Silence-
Sarah: Has someone added sugar to his coffee again?
Yami: Shouldn't 'a Liz came out and yelled "My hero!" and then glomped him by now?
Seto: No.
Otogi: My hero! glomps Seto
Everyone else: o.O
Scrappy: hoots
Tsukasa: You know I don't speak French! glares
Sarah: Scrappy's right, where IS Liz.
Arielle: Beats me.
Rebecca: There haven't been any loud crashes of destruction and d(h)oom yet…
Seto: Hmmm… ponders
-A random sound of d(h)oom and a random house blows up, except there aren't any other houses out in the desert-
Liz: is holding an Acme bomb pusher thingie Yay! Squee… happiness.
Everyone: sweat drop
Kathleen: O.O An acme bomb pusher thingie! Amazifying! I must add it to my collection of CONFEDIENTAL DOOM ITEMS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND CREATE ALL OF YOUR DEMISES WHILE MAKING A CAN OF SPAGHETTI-O'S!!!!!
Yami: walks over to house and a spark of firey doomness comes out of the ashes and goes onto yami making a 'old faithful' replica XX
Kathleen: holding a can of mushy shiitake mushroom spaghetti-O Spaghetti-O's anyone? =D
Everyone except Yami: Sure!
Liz: blows up
Everyone: gasp
Scrappy hoots
Sarah: Allow me to translate – he says it was a fake/cyborg/fembot.
Yugi: Who would do such an evil, vile thing!
Liz: Help!
Seto: Did you hear something?
Liz: HELP!
Yami: I think I hear something too.
Lauren: Where is Liz?
Seto: I don't know nor care.
Liz: I am in the sink!
Seto: In the WHAT?!
Liz: THE SINK!!!!!
Rebecca: What are you doing in the sink?
-a loud pop is heard, as smoke surrounds Liz
Lizzy: Hiding… is now chibi
Seto: That game ended an hour ago…
Lizzy: You stupid son of a bitch you didn't go looking for me?!?!?
Kathleen: Meow meow meow CAT CHOW! :)
Everyone besides Liz and Sarah: O.O
Seto: Whatever, get out of there…
-Another loud pop, Liz is back-
Liz: I CAN'T! Why do you think I was saying 'help'?!?!?
Yami: Dunno…
Seto: cruel smirk I'll give you three guesses…
Yami: Nuuuuuuu! dies temporarily
Tsukasa: mourns over his lover's dead body
Katsuya: Hey, you stole that from ME!
Tsukasa: I do NOT have a crush on Yami! glares
Liz, Sarah, and Seto: Yes you do.
Atem: wakes up
Tsukasa: You're ALIVE!
Liz: Focus on the task at HAND please?!
Everyone else: Oh… yeah. Sorry!
Seto:grabs Liz's arm and tried to pull her out of the sink
Liz: hits Seto You're pulling my arm out you bastard!
Everyone: Hmmm…
Arielle: How'd you get in there, anyway?
Liz: low, inhuman growl
Rebecca: But she's got a point. If you can get in, why can't you get out?
Liz: ¬-¬
Everyone besides Sarah: backs up
Katsuya: falls out the window
Liz, Seto, and Sarah: Not again… sigh
Everyone Else: ???
Katsuya: Why me? whimpers
Liz: Will you all shut up and help me out of the 'effin sink!
Arielle: You never told us how you got in there.
Bakura: The mortal has a point… perhaps we can wait until her corpse rots into ash and then pull her out?
Liz: I'll tell you how I got in ONCE YOU GET ME OUT!!!!!
Rebecca: Calm down!
Lauren: Yeah, don't have a tantrum!
Arielle, Liz, Sarah, Rebecca, and Kathleen: Speak for yourself, Lauren!
Lauren: goes to sulk in a corner
Liz: points to Rebecca's shirt EVIL!
Rebecca: shirt has Tinkerbell on it What's wrong?
Liz: She stole HIM from ME! twitches
Arielle: Who, Seto?
Sarah: Or do you mean him…?
Liz: YES! She… stole him when he was PETER PAN!
Seto: feels betrayed TT
Sarah: But don't snicker girls play usually as Peter Pan in productions?
Lauren: Did he have a sex-change?!
Liz: No, he is still male
Yami: Did you personally check?
Liz: YES! ITOOKPICTURESANDCHECKEDPER— I mean no.
Tsukasa: Oh?
Liz: Shut up foul BUTTMONKEY!
Otogi: Then why didn't they choose a girl for the part?
Liz: Because year after consecutive year, he played as the lead in all the plays.
Sarah: That's not very fair… why not let someone else get the part?
Liz: Because… he SLEPT WITH THE GUIDANCE COUNCILER! And… I'm still in the sink. TT
Kathleen: Grrr… Cheese nips!
Arielle: Hmmm…?
Kathleen: Oh, I'm just saying random things because I haven't been paying attention to any of this conversation.
Arielle: Ah, I see.
Otogi: I would like some cheese nips.
Kathleen: Here you go. Hands Otogi cheese nips
Arielle: Oh, by the way, everyone. I'm taking a trip to North Dakota next week.
Liz: NORTH DAKOTA IS A MYTH! IT IS A WORTHLESS PITSTOP ON THE WAY TO HELL! Meep.
Kathleen: Hey, I hope you didn't mean that. Arielle's muses come from there y'know.
Liz: Oh, oh, I'm sorry then.
Liz: I'm deranged now.
Sarah: Weren't you always deranged?
Liz: Now I am more deranged. - I have read the book of Squee, I am enlightened. My preciousssssss… fondles book of squee
Arielle: Wait until you read JTHM ¬¬
Kathleen: North Dakota isn't really a myth now, I've just been told GRR I have no valid reason to live now! UU;;
Sarah: Everyone shut up and get back to the fanfic you imbeciles!
Random Dude: Aliens once forced me to have sex with a chicken.
Everyone: o.O
Liz: Still stuck! growls
Random Dude: Yeah, whatever happened to the plot?
Liz: roars THERE IS NO PLOT!!! NOW DIE!!!
Random Dude: is struck by lightning and dies painfully, burning internally to death
Kathleen: RANDOM GUY! NOOOOOOOO! I lied before, NOW I have no valid reason to live.
Arielle: Shudup. I'm hungry… goes upstairs to make some tacos
Da Klown: I is DA KLOWN! And loves me some tacos!!! runs upstairs after Arielle
Kathleen: Uh-oh… not again…
-From upstairs, yelling of 'DIE' and loud booms and kabooms are heard.-
Arielle: stomps down, holding Da Klown's rubber nose I hate clowns… throws rubber nose at Seto, who dies
Otogi: TT NUUUUUU! MY SETO-CHAN! Wah…
Liz: Shutup, he's MY BITCH! He was too beautiful for this world…
Everyone Else: attempts to hold back laughter
Seto: is alive Yay I'm finally dead… wait, no, I'm alive. DAMMIT! When can I finally feel the cold, cold comfort of death?
Kathleen: What the hell? Arr. You'll die now Arielle. Or don't be surprised if you wake up tomorrow without any arms or legs.
Rebecca: Why haven't I been seen lately?
Liz: Because we can!
Rebecca: So any way. How did you get in the Sink?
Liz: Cold, wet, disgusting… CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Sarah: CALM DOWN LIZ. It's OK…
Liz: No it isn't, I want out!
Lauren: You think we are going to let you out yet?
Liz: Yes, I wish I never hid inhere.
Sarah: Let's tell some stories.
Rebecca: My specialty.
Lizzy: Yay yay!
Rebecca: Remember the time we went to Sarah's party and we all wore high heels and completely thought of a new plot for that day?
Liz: Copyright. The idea will show up AFTER I am out of the sink!
Seto: What is it?
Liz, Kathleen, Arielle, Lauren, Sarah, and Rebecca: It's a secret. (there is no 'a' in secret)
Seto: What's a secret?
Rebecca: It's when you make a promise not to tell someone something.
Seto: What's a promise?
Liz: It's something that is a binding like a commitment or a pledge.
Liz: Rebecca, you made Seto too stupid! How dare you do that to my bishie? stabs
Rebecca: Sorry?
Liz: Now I shall take over! Mwah.
Random Guy: spontaneously implodes
Yugi: Nu!
Katsuya: First Honda, now him! All the loves of my life, gone in an instant.
Everyone Else: turns to stare at Katsuya
Katsuya: ¬¬
Yami: You loved Mister Random Guy who had to have sex with a chicken?
Katsuya: Mmmyep.
Yami: TT but he was MY bitch! We were gonna have a threesome!
Everyone: OO edges away
Yami: jumps out window and temporarily dies
Liz: -- Guys? Still STUCK.
Seto: throws a wet paper bag at Liz
Liz: slides out of sink Oh.
Everyone: stares
Sarah: Well, I coulda' told you that in the first place.
Lauren: What's a wet paper bag have to do with ANYTHING?!
Seto, Liz, and Sarah: exchange knowing looks
Everyone Else: backs up
Katsuya: falls in through the window
Yami: appears We don't have TIME for that!
Tsukasa: slaps yami Get a grip!
Yami: turns to Tsukasa with big, tear-filled chibi eyes You hurt me… bursts into tears
Liz: I'm outta' the sink! glomps random people
Seto: hides before Liz can get him
Liz: Seto? Where'd you go? Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetoooooooooooooooo?
Yami: holding up cactus I've found him! Argh! Seto put spines in my hand!
Everyone: o.O marvels at the stupidity of Yami
Arielle: is drinking her second cup of coffee Meh… where is everyone?
Rebecca: I hope no one died this night…
Yugi: What about Honda?
Liz: SILENCE FOOL! gigantic evil demon creature, see wormbaby . biz / i / 165411 . gif for more details, remove spaces, DON'T ASK WHY I DESTROYED THE URL
-Screamness-
Rebecca: --' Too late…
Yami: pokes his head out of the wall I didn't do it! It was… uh… Tsukasa!! Yeah, Tsukasa, he did it!
Tsukasa: in basement Nuu! It was YEW!
Sarah: A yew is a tree.
Yami: No… it was YEW! points to random yew tree outside
Tsukasa: You!
Yami: YOU!
Tsukasa: YOU!
Kathleen: I haven't written in a while! Pocky owns you all! Muhahaha! Now I shall write scary things!
Tsukasa: NO! IT WAS JOE THE HOMOPHOBIC HOMO!
Everyone Else: WTF?!
Yami: Well, I suppose that works.
Kathleen: coughs incessantly in background COUUUUUUUUGH!
Yami and Tsukasa: GASP! Was that incessant coughing?
Kathleen: Tourniquet is a funny word… !
Tsukasa: I indeedly-do, I believe it was!
Liz: HE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO HEAR OOC SPEECH!
Kathleen: I believe it was Joe!
Yami: That works.
Rebecca: Yami, you're so gullible. There is no homophobic hobo 'round these parts… coughs
Lauren: appears, also coughs What's this talk about hobos?! We're in the desert; there isn't anyone around for MILES.
Kathleen: IS THAT A CANADIAN ACCENT!? Wow! Is it authentic?
Lauren: o.O… yeah. It is. Well, in any case… I must be off no – WOAH!! trips over a bloody hobo corpse
Rebecca: I TOLD YOU TO HIDE IT IN THE PANTRY! GRR! NOW I DEFORM STRANGE PSYCHIC STUFF ON YOU! zaps her with lighting
Liz: Alright, Kathleen, that's enough… back to the plot… here's your riddlin for the day.
Kathleen: NU! The story is MINE to command! Mwah.
-insert effects here-
Kathleen: inches away from them as Arielle, Sarah, Seto, and Liz enter
Arielle, Seto, Sarah and Liz: What's this? We heard talk of hobos and authentic Canadian accents.
Kathleen: My hands hurt!! Must let Arielle take over now. Ta-ta!
Arielle: I REALLY DO NOT CARE WITH THE OOC STUFF! Besides… I have no clue what my charie is doing… I've been a fragile then a pyromaniac! What am I?!? TT
Invisible person: hits Arielle with a bamboo stick
Arielle: blinks Thanks. I needed that.
Invisible Person: continues to thwap her
Arielle: twitch YARG! STOP IT!!!! grabs the stick and starts to hit the air
Liz: Hmmm…
TBC!
Well, folks, that's it! For this chapter at least… Yeah, I know the next chapter is a new day hence has no connection to this day BUT… it's a long story. Anyone in the quintet will know what I mean by TBC… 'cuz originally this had two days in it. And… yeah. Sorry this took so long, HTML editor crashed.
Jane.
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