The march to Redwall
A/N: as the title suggests, this is about Carbulla marching to Redwall with
his army!! Oh and before with that beach thing about "If you counted each
grain on a beach it would not total Carbulla's beasts!" I'm sorry to
disappoint you but what I should have had there is: "If you picked up a
pawful of sand and counted ten beasts for each grain you would not total
Carbulla's beasts" On with the story!!
That night Carbulla and his beasts marched oblivious to tiredness. Up front were: Carbulla, Feragoh, Sawney, Clunny the Scourge, Damug Warfang, Swartt, Tsarmina, Raga Bol, Ublaz, Gabool and Agarnu.
As they marched the army sang:
As we march through the fog, We'll always sing quite loud, But never as loud as a hog, And because we are a crowd, We'll sing and sing and sing! We'll also eat anything!!
The song kept repeating until Carbulla had had enough.
'Quiet down in the ranks you lot!' He said with spit flying after each word.
Tsarmina placed a reassuring paw on Carbulla's shoulder, 'Relax, let them have their fun. By the way, I thought we were heading to Redwall, this looks like the way to Kotir.'
Carbulla breathed deeply.
'I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell yer, but after you died, um, I mean knocked out, they sunk Kotir and built Redwall in it's place. Sorry to tell you this.' Carbulla said.
'Sorry! I think not. They are the ones who will PAY!!' Tsarmina said.
'Thinking of which, how are we going to get in?' asked Feragoh sullenly, 'When I tried to get into Salamandastron, I failed miserably, what makes you think you'll have any more luck here?'
'Well, matey, heres wot we do,' Carbulla said leaning in close to the rest of them. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Aeods (A/N: I just had to be in the story! By the way, any of you unsure on the pronunciation of Aeods, it is pronounced: A-E-ods) the bounty hunter stretched and called to his captain,
'Right now we break camp. I have a feeling we're needed for an attack at Redwall.' Aeods said.
'Right milord.' Said his captain, whose name was Seebee.
Aeods was a bounty hunter, what this meant was that he trekked the land looking for any creature with a bounty on its head.
Or, he was paid by someone to kill another.
That night his crew of three score beasts stopped to rest near an old oak tree.
Aeods, like others knew that this was Brockhall but had no need to fear it as everybody was away at Redwall.
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A: How did ya like that one? This is my fave chapter because it introduces me!!
Martin: Stop hogging the glory, besides how come I wasn't in that chapter?
A: Ummmmm, I have to go, hey! Don't point that sword at me- oh-oh.
BYE FOR NOW.
That night Carbulla and his beasts marched oblivious to tiredness. Up front were: Carbulla, Feragoh, Sawney, Clunny the Scourge, Damug Warfang, Swartt, Tsarmina, Raga Bol, Ublaz, Gabool and Agarnu.
As they marched the army sang:
As we march through the fog, We'll always sing quite loud, But never as loud as a hog, And because we are a crowd, We'll sing and sing and sing! We'll also eat anything!!
The song kept repeating until Carbulla had had enough.
'Quiet down in the ranks you lot!' He said with spit flying after each word.
Tsarmina placed a reassuring paw on Carbulla's shoulder, 'Relax, let them have their fun. By the way, I thought we were heading to Redwall, this looks like the way to Kotir.'
Carbulla breathed deeply.
'I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell yer, but after you died, um, I mean knocked out, they sunk Kotir and built Redwall in it's place. Sorry to tell you this.' Carbulla said.
'Sorry! I think not. They are the ones who will PAY!!' Tsarmina said.
'Thinking of which, how are we going to get in?' asked Feragoh sullenly, 'When I tried to get into Salamandastron, I failed miserably, what makes you think you'll have any more luck here?'
'Well, matey, heres wot we do,' Carbulla said leaning in close to the rest of them. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Aeods (A/N: I just had to be in the story! By the way, any of you unsure on the pronunciation of Aeods, it is pronounced: A-E-ods) the bounty hunter stretched and called to his captain,
'Right now we break camp. I have a feeling we're needed for an attack at Redwall.' Aeods said.
'Right milord.' Said his captain, whose name was Seebee.
Aeods was a bounty hunter, what this meant was that he trekked the land looking for any creature with a bounty on its head.
Or, he was paid by someone to kill another.
That night his crew of three score beasts stopped to rest near an old oak tree.
Aeods, like others knew that this was Brockhall but had no need to fear it as everybody was away at Redwall.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A: How did ya like that one? This is my fave chapter because it introduces me!!
Martin: Stop hogging the glory, besides how come I wasn't in that chapter?
A: Ummmmm, I have to go, hey! Don't point that sword at me- oh-oh.
BYE FOR NOW.