Title: Dude, where's my scroll? Rating: PG (I think... maybe PG-13 just in case...) Warnings: A little shonen-ai here and there XP and I decided to insert my friend in here hehehe she just fits with Haku! Oh, and I don't really think It's a warning, but you'll have to wait 'til the next chapter to meet all the characters XP Pairings: SasukexNaruto, ShikamaruxIno, and RayquoxHaku Summary: Well, Sasuke and Naruto are um... being cute lol, then they go to Kakashi, and Naruto finds out that his scroll is gone! What will he do?

Chapter one: The missing scroll!

Naruto woke up with his cute little hat on his head. Yawn "I'm so tired! Ugh, I wasted so much chakra yesterday...I must remember to never let Sasuke talk me into going drinking with him and what we call ShikaIno (because they are always together!) . I swear, if I didn't drive last night, Sasuke would have rammed right into that phone poll!

"Keep it down! Even yawning racks my brain! Ugh... it hurts! Why did I let ShikaIno talk me into going drinking with them?" Sasuke flipped his eggs and bacon he was cooking in a frying pan.

"Hah!" Naruto stretched and stood up, stretched again, then got changed. "I think the real question IS: Why did I let YOU talk ME into it?"

Sasuke laid the eggs and bacon onto the table and gestured for Naruto to sit. "Hm. My way of say thanks for saving me last night. If it wasn't for you, I'd have hit that phone poll!"

"SWEET!" exclaimed Naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both winced, their heads feeling like they are about to explode. "Thanks." He said (very softly this time). Naruto sat down and started to eat his breakfast.

To Sasuke, everything at that moment seemed so...serene. With that thought in mind, Sasuke ruffled Naruto's hair playfully. "Hmmm, so kawaii!" he whispered cheerfully.

Naruto looked up at Sasuke and smiled cutely. "You aren't bad, yourself."

Just then, there was a loud crash outside the door of Naruto and Sasuke's house. This distracted the boys, and they made their way over to the door. "Ugh, my head!" Sasuke whined.

"Oi! Who's there? Is that you ShikaI – erm, Shikamaru and... cough or Ino? You guys are always making so much damn noi-"called Naruto.

The door burst open, revealing the strange visitor. Sakura was soaked from head to toe from the pouring rain outside, and was huffing and puffing from exhaustion.

"se." Naruto finished. "Sakura! What's wrong with you? You're panting!" Naruto let Sakura in, and closed the door.

Sasuke grabbed a towel from the closet, and threw it at Sakura. (Authors note: I guess Sasuke is only extremely cute to Naruto?)

Sakura caught the towel, said a quick "Arigato" to Sasuke, and then hastily said: "I just got an urgent message from Kakashi wanting us to meet him at the training grounds to tell us our next mission! We must hurry! C'mon!"

The three set off, for the training grounds, but had to stop along the way, so Sasuke could buy sweets for himself, and after much poking, for Sakura and Naruto too.

Finally they made their way to the training grounds, and saw Kakashi sitting atop the middle pole.

Without hesitation, Kakashi said, "I'll make it quick. Orochimaru is in the village, and the jounins thought it would be best if you genins were the ones to do this mission-"

Naruto waved his hand. "Hey! Hey! Why us? Is it because the great Tsunade- sama (obviously being sarcastic) thought we were the best genins out of all?"

Kakashi looked annoyed. "Shh! I'm not finished! Anyway, as I was saying, you must go around the village and collect information; find clues; and look for anyone who looks suspicious. That's all. See you later/" Kakashi finished. He started to do the head seals for the disappearing jutsu, when...

"Wait!" yelled Naruto. "I'll do you one better! wink If I find him, I'll kill him with my 'Rasengan' and finish him when I use my 'summoning no jutsu'!"

Kakashi stopped the jutsu right away. "Bah! You? Summoning no jutsu? Rasengan? Like an idiot like you could even do that! Bet you don't even have a scroll for it!"

Sasuke clenched his fists and gritted his teeth. "Shut up." He whispered, so quietly that only him, Naruto, and Sakura could hear.

Naruto looked at Sasuke, and felt stronger. Then he hopped up and down (then stopped, because it made his head hurt). "Look! Look!" then he dug around in his pouch for his special scroll, but couldn't find it!

"I just knew it."

Naruto frantically searched again. "I have to find that scroll!!" exclaimed Naruto. He ran off, towards his and Sasuke's house.

Kakashi looked alarmed. "But what about your mission?"

(Faintly, or more like a yell from far away.) "Screw the mission; I've got bigger fish to fry! I'VE GOTTA FIND THAT SCROLL!"