Dude, Where's My Scroll?
Chapter: More come to help find the scroll!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, sadly :(
Pairings: SasuNaru, ShikaIno, HakuRayquo (Rayquo is NOT in the original
story btw, for you stupid people, she's my friend and I added her into the
story with her permission.)
Rating: Um well, I guess it could be considered like PG, but I think I made
it PG-13, for like swearing and um the fact its shonen-ai lol.
"Damn it! I just gotta find that scroll!" Naruto said through clenched teeth. "Ew..." Naruto held up Sasuke's old smelly socks. "Disgusting" he said, ignoring the fact that his own dirty smelly socks were right beside Sasuke's.
After searching the whole of his and Sasuke's apartment, he decided to look around Konoha.
"Oh Ino! I told you, I can't go to the mall with you tomorrow! I have a mission!" Naruto heard this, and hid behind a bush, on the opposite side of where the talking was coming from.
-Some muffled talking and a giggle-
"No! You cannot come with me!"
Finally, Naruto guessed who was behind the bush, and he picked up a nearby stick. Laughing under his breath, he poked the bush in front of him hard. "Oi! Shikamaru! Ino! 'S that you?" he hollered.
"Didja have to hit me with a stick?" Shikamaru shouted, rubbing his head in pain. He glared at Naruto with icy cold eyes.
Ino jumped at her chance, and leaped onto Shikamaru and hugged him tightly. "Oh my poor baby!" She tried to nurse his head, and after some force, Shikamaru gave in.
"I'm looking for a scroll! A really important one at that. You gotta help me find it!" He pleaded.
"I don't-"
Ino punched Shikamaru and gave him "the look" that would make any man (or boy) shake in fear. "Sure, we'll help!"
Naruto gave a big, wide grin. "Thanks you guys, I can always count on you!" Naruto rolled his eyes. "Shikamaru get off your lazy ass!"
Groaning, Shikamaru stood up, and brushed Ino off of him. "But, it's so troublesome! I have my own problems!" Shikamaru looked at Ino with that remark. "Why don't you just go eat some ramen? You'll end up doing that anyway." He mocked.
"Ouch! Ino...."
"Let's GO Sakura!" Sasuke grabbed hold of the pink haired girls arm, and pulled it, while still running after Naruto.
She pulled her arm back playfully, and stuck her tongue out at Sasuke.
Sakura reached out, grabbed Sasuke's shirt, and stopped in her place. She turned and stared into Sasuke's confused eyes.
"Sa-Sakura! What's going on?"
"You and Naruto. You've been friends for a long time now. You room together because the cost is so high." Sakura gulped. "Or so I thought."
Sasuke shifted uncomfortably. "Well, about that-"
She wouldn't let him finish. "How long Sasuke?" She blurted out. "How long have you loved him? Do you think I'm blind; I can't notice? Even though I'm over my crush on you, I still think I deserve to know." A moment passed. "Being your team mate I mean."
Sasuke bit his lip, and turned away, avoiding Sakura's pleading eyes. "..."
"I want an answer!" Really softly, she said, "Please..." Sakura turned her face away, too.
Sakura's POV
All I wanted from him was an answer. I wanted to know if that was the reason he ignored me all this time. I had always loved him, but he kept me guessing.
I put my hand on Sasuke's arm lightly. "Hm." I forced a small smile.
Sasuke's POV
I saw her weak smile, and pity overtook me. I hadn't just kept the fact I like Naruto from her, but I lead her on, I let her love me, and hope.
"I'm sorry" I then also tried to smile.
She nodded. "We better go catch that fox."
"Haku! You always know just the right thing to say to make a woman blush, you know that?" giggled the black haired, brown-eyed girl.
Haku smiled, satisfied with his compliment and its results. He continued walking down the street, holding hands with the black haired girl.
"Tell me if you guys see anything!" said Naruto, as he checked out a ramen bowl, at a nearby shop.
Ino hopped. "Look! I think I see something!"
The three ninja's started to run to the dulled orange thing they saw in the distance.
A quick flash of bright light engulfed the eyes of six ninjas, all walking/running in the same direction.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
Six seemingly lifeless ninjas lay on the ground. Finally, a little movement occurred, and they all sat up.
"You bastards! I'll kill you!" Naruto yelled.
"You bitch!"
"Sasuke! This is your fault! You wanted to run here!" Sakura shrieked, and then pointed accusingly at Sasuke.
"Shikamaru, darling, are you okay?"
Haku stood up, and helped the black haired girl stand up. "This is a great way to end our date, huh?" "Mmm." She giggled.
"You!" Naruto pointed at the black haired girl, who wore a beautiful, flower print kimono. "Who the hell are you?" Naruto had never seen the stranger before.
"I" she giggled. "Am Rayquo, heir of the Shi clan." Rayquo walked over to Naruto and patted his head. "What a cute boy." She giggled again. "I am also interested in your name."
Naruto was excited that the girl wanted to know HIS name and not anybody else." I am Uzumaki Naruto, the greatest ninja in all Konoha!"
Rayquo sweat dropped. "I thought it was so, from the moment I saw you! The Kyubi truly lives in you spirit." Her voice turned really low and soft. "I can see it in your eyes." She pulled her face closer to his, and stared into his eyes, mesmerized. Suddenly, she giggled. "Cute eyes, kid."
"..." Naruto stood perfectly still, stunned. Then he finally remembered his mission. "Oh! Did you see a scroll anywhere?"
"Yes! I remember. We were walking on the mountain over there." Haku pointed to a nearby mountain. "And we came across a scroll."
"Let's go then!"
The group were on the mountain, when it started to rain hard.
"No! My hair!" Ino and Sakura shrieked in unison.
"Over here, there's shelter!" Sasuke calmly pointed out.
They went into the small covering of rock.
"Hm...If I do this. Then that... there are four beds!" Rayquo said proudly, after moving around some smooth rocks.
"Shikamaru and I call this bed!" Ino pointed to a "bed".
Sakura jumped onto another "bed". "This one is mine!"
Rayquo giggled. "I guess we'll have this-"
"No. Let them." Haku nodded his head in Sasuke and Naruto's direction. "Have the bed further away. Let's take this one?" Haku smiled.
"Sure thing." She smiled too.
Naruto shifted, then inched, then ran to the remaining bed. "Mine! Sasuke- bastard, go sleep on the floor!" Naruto teased.
Four ninjas sweat dropped, at Naruto's remark, and Sasuke just said "...Whatever" and found a spot on the floor and lay down.
Later that night, while everyone except Naruto and Sasuke were talking about random stuff, Naruto sneaked over to Sasuke.
"Sa-Sasuke. You look cold. Do you want to share my bed?" Naruto asked nervously. He blushed, and put his hand behind his head, embarrassed.
Sasuke's eyes softened. "Yeah. Yeah I do." They both smiled, and went to Naruto's bed and lay down.
After a few uncomfortable minutes, Sasuke turned over to face Naruto.
"Good night." He whispered, and kissed Naruto softly.
The two boys smiled sweetly, and then went to sleep, huddled together because of the cold.
In the morning, everyone stood over Sasuke and Naruto, who were both asleep, hugging each other.
Rayquo giggled. "They look so sweet together.
All the girls sighed.
Shikamaru looked at Haku, to share his disgust, and then he poked Naruto, then Sasuke, then yelled "GETUP!" in their ears.
Sakura punched Shikamaru at the same time Ino and Rayquo did. "Good going! They're going to wake up now!" Sakura Shrieked.
After some confused screams, embarrassment, and poking, the group slowly made their way up the mountain.
"So."
"So."
"So."
More moments of silence passed.
Naruto thought he saw someone that he hadn't seen for a little while. He ran over to a white-haired man sitting on a large rock.
"PERVERT-SENNIN! What are you doing here?" shouted Naruto. "Oh. I see." Naruto pointed to the hot springs below the mountain, and rolled his eyes.
"Oi, Naruto! Long time no see!" Jiraiya smiled.
Naruto went really close to Jiraiya, and closed his eyes hilly. "Why are you here? Here to oogle girls?"
Jiraiya also half closed his eyes. "Quiet you little fox kid. Don't you dare say a word to them." Naruto smiled. "Buy me ramen."
"Sure. Anything, just leave me alone now."
Naruto backed off of Jiraiya, and said, in a louder voice. "So, have you seen a scroll?"
The other ninjas sweat dropped, not thinking a white-haired old geezer could help them.
"Why don't you go look around Konoha? Huh? Leave me alone you little kid! Be a shinobi and do it yourself!"
Sasuke took a step. "Hah! We don't need your help! What is a white haired old geezer going to help with? Let's go now!"
Sakura grabbed Sasuke's arm, pulled him back, and whispered. "This guy is really strong. Don't mess with him."
Now planning to ask Tsuande to help them, they went down the road, Ino and Sakura talking with Rayquo, and Haku and Shikamaru talking about how troublesome their trip had gotten.
Naruto side-glanced at Sasuke, and kept thinking about what Sasuke had said to Kakashi. 'Shut up.' Did Sasuke really care that much about him? Naruto yearned to be able to hold Sasuke's hands. Looking at everyone else, so content and happy, he felt lonely, and wondering if Sasuke felt the same.
"Damn it! I just gotta find that scroll!" Naruto said through clenched teeth. "Ew..." Naruto held up Sasuke's old smelly socks. "Disgusting" he said, ignoring the fact that his own dirty smelly socks were right beside Sasuke's.
After searching the whole of his and Sasuke's apartment, he decided to look around Konoha.
"Oh Ino! I told you, I can't go to the mall with you tomorrow! I have a mission!" Naruto heard this, and hid behind a bush, on the opposite side of where the talking was coming from.
-Some muffled talking and a giggle-
"No! You cannot come with me!"
Finally, Naruto guessed who was behind the bush, and he picked up a nearby stick. Laughing under his breath, he poked the bush in front of him hard. "Oi! Shikamaru! Ino! 'S that you?" he hollered.
"Didja have to hit me with a stick?" Shikamaru shouted, rubbing his head in pain. He glared at Naruto with icy cold eyes.
Ino jumped at her chance, and leaped onto Shikamaru and hugged him tightly. "Oh my poor baby!" She tried to nurse his head, and after some force, Shikamaru gave in.
"I'm looking for a scroll! A really important one at that. You gotta help me find it!" He pleaded.
"I don't-"
Ino punched Shikamaru and gave him "the look" that would make any man (or boy) shake in fear. "Sure, we'll help!"
Naruto gave a big, wide grin. "Thanks you guys, I can always count on you!" Naruto rolled his eyes. "Shikamaru get off your lazy ass!"
Groaning, Shikamaru stood up, and brushed Ino off of him. "But, it's so troublesome! I have my own problems!" Shikamaru looked at Ino with that remark. "Why don't you just go eat some ramen? You'll end up doing that anyway." He mocked.
"Ouch! Ino...."
"Let's GO Sakura!" Sasuke grabbed hold of the pink haired girls arm, and pulled it, while still running after Naruto.
She pulled her arm back playfully, and stuck her tongue out at Sasuke.
Sakura reached out, grabbed Sasuke's shirt, and stopped in her place. She turned and stared into Sasuke's confused eyes.
"Sa-Sakura! What's going on?"
"You and Naruto. You've been friends for a long time now. You room together because the cost is so high." Sakura gulped. "Or so I thought."
Sasuke shifted uncomfortably. "Well, about that-"
She wouldn't let him finish. "How long Sasuke?" She blurted out. "How long have you loved him? Do you think I'm blind; I can't notice? Even though I'm over my crush on you, I still think I deserve to know." A moment passed. "Being your team mate I mean."
Sasuke bit his lip, and turned away, avoiding Sakura's pleading eyes. "..."
"I want an answer!" Really softly, she said, "Please..." Sakura turned her face away, too.
Sakura's POV
All I wanted from him was an answer. I wanted to know if that was the reason he ignored me all this time. I had always loved him, but he kept me guessing.
I put my hand on Sasuke's arm lightly. "Hm." I forced a small smile.
Sasuke's POV
I saw her weak smile, and pity overtook me. I hadn't just kept the fact I like Naruto from her, but I lead her on, I let her love me, and hope.
"I'm sorry" I then also tried to smile.
She nodded. "We better go catch that fox."
"Haku! You always know just the right thing to say to make a woman blush, you know that?" giggled the black haired, brown-eyed girl.
Haku smiled, satisfied with his compliment and its results. He continued walking down the street, holding hands with the black haired girl.
"Tell me if you guys see anything!" said Naruto, as he checked out a ramen bowl, at a nearby shop.
Ino hopped. "Look! I think I see something!"
The three ninja's started to run to the dulled orange thing they saw in the distance.
A quick flash of bright light engulfed the eyes of six ninjas, all walking/running in the same direction.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
Six seemingly lifeless ninjas lay on the ground. Finally, a little movement occurred, and they all sat up.
"You bastards! I'll kill you!" Naruto yelled.
"You bitch!"
"Sasuke! This is your fault! You wanted to run here!" Sakura shrieked, and then pointed accusingly at Sasuke.
"Shikamaru, darling, are you okay?"
Haku stood up, and helped the black haired girl stand up. "This is a great way to end our date, huh?" "Mmm." She giggled.
"You!" Naruto pointed at the black haired girl, who wore a beautiful, flower print kimono. "Who the hell are you?" Naruto had never seen the stranger before.
"I" she giggled. "Am Rayquo, heir of the Shi clan." Rayquo walked over to Naruto and patted his head. "What a cute boy." She giggled again. "I am also interested in your name."
Naruto was excited that the girl wanted to know HIS name and not anybody else." I am Uzumaki Naruto, the greatest ninja in all Konoha!"
Rayquo sweat dropped. "I thought it was so, from the moment I saw you! The Kyubi truly lives in you spirit." Her voice turned really low and soft. "I can see it in your eyes." She pulled her face closer to his, and stared into his eyes, mesmerized. Suddenly, she giggled. "Cute eyes, kid."
"..." Naruto stood perfectly still, stunned. Then he finally remembered his mission. "Oh! Did you see a scroll anywhere?"
"Yes! I remember. We were walking on the mountain over there." Haku pointed to a nearby mountain. "And we came across a scroll."
"Let's go then!"
The group were on the mountain, when it started to rain hard.
"No! My hair!" Ino and Sakura shrieked in unison.
"Over here, there's shelter!" Sasuke calmly pointed out.
They went into the small covering of rock.
"Hm...If I do this. Then that... there are four beds!" Rayquo said proudly, after moving around some smooth rocks.
"Shikamaru and I call this bed!" Ino pointed to a "bed".
Sakura jumped onto another "bed". "This one is mine!"
Rayquo giggled. "I guess we'll have this-"
"No. Let them." Haku nodded his head in Sasuke and Naruto's direction. "Have the bed further away. Let's take this one?" Haku smiled.
"Sure thing." She smiled too.
Naruto shifted, then inched, then ran to the remaining bed. "Mine! Sasuke- bastard, go sleep on the floor!" Naruto teased.
Four ninjas sweat dropped, at Naruto's remark, and Sasuke just said "...Whatever" and found a spot on the floor and lay down.
Later that night, while everyone except Naruto and Sasuke were talking about random stuff, Naruto sneaked over to Sasuke.
"Sa-Sasuke. You look cold. Do you want to share my bed?" Naruto asked nervously. He blushed, and put his hand behind his head, embarrassed.
Sasuke's eyes softened. "Yeah. Yeah I do." They both smiled, and went to Naruto's bed and lay down.
After a few uncomfortable minutes, Sasuke turned over to face Naruto.
"Good night." He whispered, and kissed Naruto softly.
The two boys smiled sweetly, and then went to sleep, huddled together because of the cold.
In the morning, everyone stood over Sasuke and Naruto, who were both asleep, hugging each other.
Rayquo giggled. "They look so sweet together.
All the girls sighed.
Shikamaru looked at Haku, to share his disgust, and then he poked Naruto, then Sasuke, then yelled "GETUP!" in their ears.
Sakura punched Shikamaru at the same time Ino and Rayquo did. "Good going! They're going to wake up now!" Sakura Shrieked.
After some confused screams, embarrassment, and poking, the group slowly made their way up the mountain.
"So."
"So."
"So."
More moments of silence passed.
Naruto thought he saw someone that he hadn't seen for a little while. He ran over to a white-haired man sitting on a large rock.
"PERVERT-SENNIN! What are you doing here?" shouted Naruto. "Oh. I see." Naruto pointed to the hot springs below the mountain, and rolled his eyes.
"Oi, Naruto! Long time no see!" Jiraiya smiled.
Naruto went really close to Jiraiya, and closed his eyes hilly. "Why are you here? Here to oogle girls?"
Jiraiya also half closed his eyes. "Quiet you little fox kid. Don't you dare say a word to them." Naruto smiled. "Buy me ramen."
"Sure. Anything, just leave me alone now."
Naruto backed off of Jiraiya, and said, in a louder voice. "So, have you seen a scroll?"
The other ninjas sweat dropped, not thinking a white-haired old geezer could help them.
"Why don't you go look around Konoha? Huh? Leave me alone you little kid! Be a shinobi and do it yourself!"
Sasuke took a step. "Hah! We don't need your help! What is a white haired old geezer going to help with? Let's go now!"
Sakura grabbed Sasuke's arm, pulled him back, and whispered. "This guy is really strong. Don't mess with him."
Now planning to ask Tsuande to help them, they went down the road, Ino and Sakura talking with Rayquo, and Haku and Shikamaru talking about how troublesome their trip had gotten.
Naruto side-glanced at Sasuke, and kept thinking about what Sasuke had said to Kakashi. 'Shut up.' Did Sasuke really care that much about him? Naruto yearned to be able to hold Sasuke's hands. Looking at everyone else, so content and happy, he felt lonely, and wondering if Sasuke felt the same.