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Hola, minna! I'm back again. I'm so happy that last chappy uploaded right, cuz when I was looking through the lists, I didn't see it at first, so I got worried. Let's face it, I just missed the REVIEWs. Those have to be addictive or something. . . Anywho, I just realized something: I've been forgetting about our two interferers, Kikyou and Hojo. So this is a short chappy just about them. Beware: I will be making a lot of commentaries in this chappy. There is also potential of gagging: read at your own risk.
NOTE TO SET TIME OF CHAPPY: About ten to twenty minutes after Kag and the S.D. came back through the well. They all went home to sleep, and Kagome has fallen asleep on her math books while studying.
Chappy 14: There's More Than One Way to get to Hell
Kikyou had never felt so alive while she was dead before. Sure, it felt great when she absorbed all those souls of dead women (think drug abuse @_@), but nothing could compare to the way she felt when she was with her love, Hojo (*cough*Homo, Hobo, etc.*cough*). He was the perfect man, so caring, and sensitive, always thinking of her, not himself. He was so much better than Inuyasha. Of course, she had never been in love with Inuyasha. Sure, she cared for him as a friend, but the only reason she'd befriended him in the first place was so that they could wish for him to become human, and thus purify the Shikon no Tama out of existence. If anything more had become of it, then so be it. She couldn't have cared less.
But now, as she held the hand of her new love, she didn't have a care in the world. She felt as is she were flying, in heaven, on cloud nine, etc. (who else is gagging right now? *everyone raises both hands* I'm glad we're all in agreement).
As for how Hojo felt, he was the same as Kikyou, minus the Inuyasha part. He never knew why he liked Kagome so much in the first place; she was nothing compared to Kikyou. To him, Kikyou was like an angel from heaven (*cough* clay pot from hell*cough*).
Hojo and Kikyou walked up the steps to the house located on the Higurashi Shrine in utter bliss. Right before leaving, though, Hojo turned around and stared at Kikyou with his beautiful eyes, then took both of her hands in his and said, "Kikyou, I cannot contain my feelings for you any longer. Kikyou, I love you!"
Tears of joy fell through Kikyou's dead eyes as she confessed her own love of Hojo to him.
"Kikyou."
"Hojo."
"Kikyou."
"Hojo."
This went on as their faces came closer and closer together, and they finally kissed passionately. (EWWW!)
They reluctantly drew apart. With one last, quick kiss, Hojo left Kikyou. She watched him leave while she stood at the top of the shrine steps.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), Hojo wasn't paying attention to what was happening, so happy was he that he didn't notice the big ice cream truck until it ran over him, and kept going. (That's my favorite part of this chappy ^.^)
Kikyou's soul-stealing bugs carried her quickly to her love. She picked up his body, saying to herself, "I will take us to hell, my love, where we can live together forever in happiness."
"Not so fast, Kikyou," said a cheery voice above them, "You're not going to hell. Neither of you are."
Kikyou looked up to see a blue-haired girl in a pink kimono riding on an. . .oar? "Who are you?"
"I'm Botan, the Grim Reaper, at your service. Now, I need to take you both to Reikai, I'm already a little behind schedule."
Without saying anything more, Botan took both of their souls to Reikai and then heaven, where they lived happily ever after, the end.
******
AN: I hope you all managed to get through that without too much damage. I just had to get them out of the way. Sorry for all those a/n in the chappy, it was too hard to resist. Anywho, I may get another chappy out before the end of the holidays, I may not. Just fyi in advance: kagome and the S.D. will not appear in the next chappy, and that chappy will not be long, but it also won't be as short as this one. Just to let you guys know. I think that's it for now.
REVIEWer Responses:
Ambergirl: Me too! ^.^
Ginny Brenn: I've never heard it put quite that way, but I'm glad you feel that way.
Youkikagome: thanks again for telling me! Now all the grey hairs have gone away!
Artemis the Goddess: Thanx!
To all my REVIEWers: Love and Peace! I'll update as soon as I can!
Ja ne!
--anonymousey ^.^
Hola, minna! I'm back again. I'm so happy that last chappy uploaded right, cuz when I was looking through the lists, I didn't see it at first, so I got worried. Let's face it, I just missed the REVIEWs. Those have to be addictive or something. . . Anywho, I just realized something: I've been forgetting about our two interferers, Kikyou and Hojo. So this is a short chappy just about them. Beware: I will be making a lot of commentaries in this chappy. There is also potential of gagging: read at your own risk.
NOTE TO SET TIME OF CHAPPY: About ten to twenty minutes after Kag and the S.D. came back through the well. They all went home to sleep, and Kagome has fallen asleep on her math books while studying.
Chappy 14: There's More Than One Way to get to Hell
Kikyou had never felt so alive while she was dead before. Sure, it felt great when she absorbed all those souls of dead women (think drug abuse @_@), but nothing could compare to the way she felt when she was with her love, Hojo (*cough*Homo, Hobo, etc.*cough*). He was the perfect man, so caring, and sensitive, always thinking of her, not himself. He was so much better than Inuyasha. Of course, she had never been in love with Inuyasha. Sure, she cared for him as a friend, but the only reason she'd befriended him in the first place was so that they could wish for him to become human, and thus purify the Shikon no Tama out of existence. If anything more had become of it, then so be it. She couldn't have cared less.
But now, as she held the hand of her new love, she didn't have a care in the world. She felt as is she were flying, in heaven, on cloud nine, etc. (who else is gagging right now? *everyone raises both hands* I'm glad we're all in agreement).
As for how Hojo felt, he was the same as Kikyou, minus the Inuyasha part. He never knew why he liked Kagome so much in the first place; she was nothing compared to Kikyou. To him, Kikyou was like an angel from heaven (*cough* clay pot from hell*cough*).
Hojo and Kikyou walked up the steps to the house located on the Higurashi Shrine in utter bliss. Right before leaving, though, Hojo turned around and stared at Kikyou with his beautiful eyes, then took both of her hands in his and said, "Kikyou, I cannot contain my feelings for you any longer. Kikyou, I love you!"
Tears of joy fell through Kikyou's dead eyes as she confessed her own love of Hojo to him.
"Kikyou."
"Hojo."
"Kikyou."
"Hojo."
This went on as their faces came closer and closer together, and they finally kissed passionately. (EWWW!)
They reluctantly drew apart. With one last, quick kiss, Hojo left Kikyou. She watched him leave while she stood at the top of the shrine steps.
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), Hojo wasn't paying attention to what was happening, so happy was he that he didn't notice the big ice cream truck until it ran over him, and kept going. (That's my favorite part of this chappy ^.^)
Kikyou's soul-stealing bugs carried her quickly to her love. She picked up his body, saying to herself, "I will take us to hell, my love, where we can live together forever in happiness."
"Not so fast, Kikyou," said a cheery voice above them, "You're not going to hell. Neither of you are."
Kikyou looked up to see a blue-haired girl in a pink kimono riding on an. . .oar? "Who are you?"
"I'm Botan, the Grim Reaper, at your service. Now, I need to take you both to Reikai, I'm already a little behind schedule."
Without saying anything more, Botan took both of their souls to Reikai and then heaven, where they lived happily ever after, the end.
******
AN: I hope you all managed to get through that without too much damage. I just had to get them out of the way. Sorry for all those a/n in the chappy, it was too hard to resist. Anywho, I may get another chappy out before the end of the holidays, I may not. Just fyi in advance: kagome and the S.D. will not appear in the next chappy, and that chappy will not be long, but it also won't be as short as this one. Just to let you guys know. I think that's it for now.
REVIEWer Responses:
Ambergirl: Me too! ^.^
Ginny Brenn: I've never heard it put quite that way, but I'm glad you feel that way.
Youkikagome: thanks again for telling me! Now all the grey hairs have gone away!
Artemis the Goddess: Thanx!
To all my REVIEWers: Love and Peace! I'll update as soon as I can!
Ja ne!
--anonymousey ^.^