Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.
WARNING!! IF YOU LIKE KIKYOU AND HOJO, DO NOT READ THIS CHAPPY!!!!! You have been warned. I am writing this for my Haters that seemed disappointed for the last chappy, but it is not crucial to the plot or the fic.
Chappy 16: The Judgement (mwahahahaha!!!!)
Kikyou and Hojo had actually passed out when Botan had taken them to Reikai. Seeing their inner selves (souls) must've been too hard on the two of them. Or it could be the fact that Botan had hit them both over their heads with her wonderful oar because she got so annoyed with them. She also knew that the pot had stolen Kagome's soul. As for Hojo, well, he just deserved it for, er, stalking the poor girl all the time.
When the nimrods awoke, it was in a pitch-black room that smelled heavily of charcoal and dust. And some other unidentifiable smells, at least for two humans. If either had a drop of youkai blood, they could have easily passed out again, and perhaps have died.
Then, the room magically began to light up. Well, not the room, but soft spotlights around the two. Just barely to the right of her, the pot thought she saw a scull, with the flesh still rotting. Of course, she felt some kind of kinship to it, with her being dead and rotting for the second time. Hojo was still clueless as always.
Then, a booming voice came out of the darkness, seemingly from everywhere. "Clay Pot," it thundered, "your name is kikyou, is it not?"
Said pot simply turned her head in annoyance. She cried out in pain when a shallow cut appeared on her left arm from her shoulder to her wrist.
"Answer!"
She didn't.
The idiotic 'love of her life' (gag me) then was levitated in the air, and several cuts were made, making him scream like the little girly boy he was.
"Yes, I am."
"Then tell me, is it really you who is Kagome Higurashi's incarnation?"
It took more torturing and screaming of the idiot to get her to confess. "Yes."
"Very well then. This will be my Judgement. "
A searing pain entered her then, like a white-hot knife tearing her apart from the inside. Remotely around her, she heard her love (*choke*) screaming pathetically.
Then a small, pinkish white orb was seen traveling away from the pot's soul- body to somewhere unknown. (I think we all know what this is and where it is going). All that was left of the pot's soul-body was an ugly old hag. Idiot cringed at the sight of the repulsive thing he had once so stupidly loved.
"Kagome's soul has now returned to her. All that is left of you is your dark, hate-filled soul. You will now be sentenced to be in HELL under the 'care' of the Executioner for the rest of ETERNITY!"
A white pit filled with black lightning opened beneath them.
Pot and Idiot fell into the deep abyss. . .
Never to be seen again. . .
Never heard from again. . .
Except for their tormented screams from the chambers of the. . . EXECUTIONER FROM HELL!!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Meanwhile, back on earth
It had been days since the accident, but no one claimed the sandy-haired boy that had been run over by the ice cream truck while carrying a pot that must have once been shaped like a woman. Seriously, the things some sickos will do. . .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Back with the sicko's parent's
"Finally, he's gone!" said his mother, who was watching the news with her husband.
"Yeah, now that he won't be wasting the products from our store for that Higurashi girl, or her new cousin, we can save up for retirement," her husband responded.
"Well, we should probably burn those plans we had to murder him now that someone's done it for us."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In Munchkin Land (don't own them either)
A short little man dressed up in odd clothes ran out of the miniature news station, where they got news reports from other worlds. Outside, a large crowd of chibi people, who liked to call themselves the Munchkins of the FollowTheYellowBrickRoad Republic, were waiting anxiously.
"SHE'S DEAD! AND SHE TOOK THE IDIOT WITH HER!"
"I say this calls for a song," said another Munchkin.
"You don't mean THE song, do you?" said a little schoolgirl Munchkin.
"Of course I did," he replied.
"Well then let's get started!" Curtains drew back, revealing a band. "One, two, one two three four!" "Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead! Which old Bitch? The Clay Zombie Bitch! Ding Dong! The Bitchy Bitch is dead!" And so they went on, until they all passed out the next day. ******
A/N: Hey, Haters! How'd you like that chappy? I tried to make it as terrible as I could think of for the idiot and clay pot just for you guys, cuz you were a little disappointed with the last chappy, since I had Botan take the two away. Oh, and I typed this up in, like, five minutes, so there's probably some mistakes, but u guys get the general idea.
Ja Ne!
Next chappy tomorrow!
--anonymousey
WARNING!! IF YOU LIKE KIKYOU AND HOJO, DO NOT READ THIS CHAPPY!!!!! You have been warned. I am writing this for my Haters that seemed disappointed for the last chappy, but it is not crucial to the plot or the fic.
Chappy 16: The Judgement (mwahahahaha!!!!)
Kikyou and Hojo had actually passed out when Botan had taken them to Reikai. Seeing their inner selves (souls) must've been too hard on the two of them. Or it could be the fact that Botan had hit them both over their heads with her wonderful oar because she got so annoyed with them. She also knew that the pot had stolen Kagome's soul. As for Hojo, well, he just deserved it for, er, stalking the poor girl all the time.
When the nimrods awoke, it was in a pitch-black room that smelled heavily of charcoal and dust. And some other unidentifiable smells, at least for two humans. If either had a drop of youkai blood, they could have easily passed out again, and perhaps have died.
Then, the room magically began to light up. Well, not the room, but soft spotlights around the two. Just barely to the right of her, the pot thought she saw a scull, with the flesh still rotting. Of course, she felt some kind of kinship to it, with her being dead and rotting for the second time. Hojo was still clueless as always.
Then, a booming voice came out of the darkness, seemingly from everywhere. "Clay Pot," it thundered, "your name is kikyou, is it not?"
Said pot simply turned her head in annoyance. She cried out in pain when a shallow cut appeared on her left arm from her shoulder to her wrist.
"Answer!"
She didn't.
The idiotic 'love of her life' (gag me) then was levitated in the air, and several cuts were made, making him scream like the little girly boy he was.
"Yes, I am."
"Then tell me, is it really you who is Kagome Higurashi's incarnation?"
It took more torturing and screaming of the idiot to get her to confess. "Yes."
"Very well then. This will be my Judgement. "
A searing pain entered her then, like a white-hot knife tearing her apart from the inside. Remotely around her, she heard her love (*choke*) screaming pathetically.
Then a small, pinkish white orb was seen traveling away from the pot's soul- body to somewhere unknown. (I think we all know what this is and where it is going). All that was left of the pot's soul-body was an ugly old hag. Idiot cringed at the sight of the repulsive thing he had once so stupidly loved.
"Kagome's soul has now returned to her. All that is left of you is your dark, hate-filled soul. You will now be sentenced to be in HELL under the 'care' of the Executioner for the rest of ETERNITY!"
A white pit filled with black lightning opened beneath them.
Pot and Idiot fell into the deep abyss. . .
Never to be seen again. . .
Never heard from again. . .
Except for their tormented screams from the chambers of the. . . EXECUTIONER FROM HELL!!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Meanwhile, back on earth
It had been days since the accident, but no one claimed the sandy-haired boy that had been run over by the ice cream truck while carrying a pot that must have once been shaped like a woman. Seriously, the things some sickos will do. . .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Back with the sicko's parent's
"Finally, he's gone!" said his mother, who was watching the news with her husband.
"Yeah, now that he won't be wasting the products from our store for that Higurashi girl, or her new cousin, we can save up for retirement," her husband responded.
"Well, we should probably burn those plans we had to murder him now that someone's done it for us."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*In Munchkin Land (don't own them either)
A short little man dressed up in odd clothes ran out of the miniature news station, where they got news reports from other worlds. Outside, a large crowd of chibi people, who liked to call themselves the Munchkins of the FollowTheYellowBrickRoad Republic, were waiting anxiously.
"SHE'S DEAD! AND SHE TOOK THE IDIOT WITH HER!"
"I say this calls for a song," said another Munchkin.
"You don't mean THE song, do you?" said a little schoolgirl Munchkin.
"Of course I did," he replied.
"Well then let's get started!" Curtains drew back, revealing a band. "One, two, one two three four!" "Ding Dong! The Bitch is dead! Which old Bitch? The Clay Zombie Bitch! Ding Dong! The Bitchy Bitch is dead!" And so they went on, until they all passed out the next day. ******
A/N: Hey, Haters! How'd you like that chappy? I tried to make it as terrible as I could think of for the idiot and clay pot just for you guys, cuz you were a little disappointed with the last chappy, since I had Botan take the two away. Oh, and I typed this up in, like, five minutes, so there's probably some mistakes, but u guys get the general idea.
Ja Ne!
Next chappy tomorrow!
--anonymousey