Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade.
A reason of drooling
- Chapter 4: Kenny who has no eyes
Kenny decided that he didn't like his team or Tala- That was; his team excluding Tyson. Tyson had never done anything against him. Nor had he ever done something for Kenny, but that was beside the point. Kenny smirked. He had gotten an idea. Quickly he ran after Tyson.
Tyson, ever so innocent, sat at the kitchen table and drank a hot chocolate. He blinked when he saw Kenny. Kenny smiled, like always.
"What are you doing here?" Tyson asked. Kenny shrugged.
"I just…well…Tala and Kai were kind of creepy to stay with…" He admitted. Tyson raised his eyebrow.
"They won't kill you."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, cuz if they could they had done that already."
"That's true."
"By the way; I want to say that I cannot stand those fics full of people killing each other just because of some little fight. That's not realistic! If you kill someone you get into big trouble and get into jail and shit like that…" Tyson said wisely. Kenny nodded. They both turned around and stared at the readers.
"If for instance Voltair hates Kai he usually hits him or rapes him or kills him. Right? All that violence is not necessary, I say! It's not important how much blood there is! The emotions, you have to write about the emotions and that's what makes a fic a good fic!" Kenny advised. He sat back down. Tyson drank his hot chocolate. The readers realize how foolish it is to read or write lemons and never do it again.
Heh.
Fooled ya! (The author herself often reads exactly those fics…)
Suddenly Kai and Tala came running into the room. Kai glared at Kenny and threatened he would kill Dizzy if Kenny was going to do anything to little innocent Tyson- Even though Tyson is taller and stronger than Kenny.
Whatever.
Kai had a dark childhood. Warning; now that's the part where there will be a dark and mysterious flashback. Not.
The author doesn't bothers to write that. Let's just say that Kai is creepy because he got smiled at when he wore pink dresses when he was little. On each Saturday his grandfather aka Voltair or better known as Voldemord would come to his kindergarten and drink tea with him. Of course Kai became distant and isolated. He had hundreds of Barbies in his doll house at home. The author shivers at the darkness of the summery of the flashback and decides she shouldn't write any flashbacks anymore.
That's the reason why Kai threatened Kenny. Alright, the story is going on now… Tala immediately ran to Tyson and sat onto his lap. He felt relaxed.
"Tala?"
"Yeah?"
"What are you doing?"
"I enjoy my stay in Japan!"
"I can clearly see that."
"So can I…" Kai whispered. He took out a pink Beyblade from behind his back (a lot of things tend to be behind people's backs in stories) and held it in front of Tala. Tala went green.
"How dare you?!" He asked Kai. Kai shrugged.
"Just like this, my friend, just like this." Kai admitted.
"You know about the Russian saying which says that everyone who sees a pink Beyblade is going to marry a fan girl." Tala whispered knowingly. Kai nodded. "That means you are going to marry one too!"
"Nope, I already saw Mariah's and I didn't marry anyone yet. But maybe it works on Cyborgs." Tala sweatdropped.
"I feel like Pinocchio."
"Who is that?"
"That's a thing made of wood which wants to get a real human." Kenny couldn't remember his intelligent plan and wanted to go out of the room. He knew Tyson would never love him. Two cool boys already loved him. Kenny knew that he himself was not cool. He wore classes. He had no eyes. He was shorter than his uke boyfriend would be…
"Tyson?"
"Yep?"
"Do you want to be uke?" Tala looked confused since he didn't know what 'uke' meant and Kai smirked, knowing that everyone was uke when he was near.
"Um…depends…"
"Oh what?"
"On…the person…the gender…you know- such things…"
"Would you be uke in a relationship with me?" Kenny asked right away. Tyson's eyebrow twitched.
"Do I look that girly?" He half-snapped.
"Yeah." Kenny answered.
"Yep." Kai replied.
"Oh yes…" Tala smirked.
"Why?!"
"You have long hair…"
"You are little…"
"You speak a lot…"
"What does speaking have to do with being girly?!"
"Girls speak more than boys." Tala stated.
"That would mean you and Kai were totally seme."
"That's true."
"You are not."
"We are."
"You are not."
"We are…" Tala said smirking.
"Well, if that's it I am just going to be quiet too." Tyson stated.
After that was said nobody talked anymore.
The end
Wow, I finally wrote the end for one of my stories. That seems totally surreal. But the end is not that ending anyway. I feel like someone made me do it. Probably imagination…
…or not? -shivers-