Disclaimer: I don't own any WWE Superstars, cause if I did they'd be in much better storylines :p

Also, In this story, Undertaker and Jericho don't have wives and Lita is not with Matt. There's a draft split, but no split Pay-Per-Views

3 Wrestlers & a Baby

Overview: What happens when 3 wrestlers that are not the best of friends are stuck with the job of caring for a baby left in front of their locker room?

Main Characters:

-Chris "Jericho" Irvine: Just as egotistical as he is on screen, but with a hidden nice streak

-Mark "Undertaker" Calloway: The grizzled veteran we all know and love

- Chris Benoit: Same Canadian Crippler that we're all used to.

-Nora "Molly Holly" Greenwald: One of two people outside the 3 who knows about the baby, less bitchy then she is on screen, and, along with Amy, the unofficial "mother figure"

-Amy "Lita" Dumas : The other person who knows about the baby, same Lita, and along with Nora, the unofficial "mother figure"

-Teddy: The young rambunctious baby left in the hands of the wrestlers

Chapter 1: Surprise

Chris Irvine sat in his locker room, recovering from his match. It had been a #1 contenders match between Kane, Rob Van Dam and himself. Everything had gone according to the script, but he was still sore. The match had involved him being chokeslamed from the turnbuckle to the floor, something that no matter what causes pain. But he'd live. He wasn't too sure of that for one of the men sharing his locker room.

Mark Calloway had just finished a match with Brock Lesnar, and after being given 3 consecutive F5s, didn't feel all that well. Brock had screwed up on the last one, and the mistake almost knocked Mark out. Brock apologized after the match, but he was still sore. He had been in the business for almost 13 years, and he was used to the punishment. He got up from the bench he was laying on as a third man entered the room.

Chris Benoit entered the locker room, acknowledging his fellow superstars. He was holding his ribs as he sat down, trying to contain the soreness he had from his match with Rhyno. He had taken a gore straight through a table, not an easy move to take. But he was the Rabid Wolverine, and he could take it. He began to tape his ribs, while looking at the other two men, neither talking.

Chris was going to break the silence, but before he could speak, Mark perked up. He made his way to the door, as if following something. He went to open it, when Chris opened his mouth.

"What are you doing?" Mark tuned, his finger on his lips. "Shh.. I heard something outside. Sounded like crying."

He turned back and opened the door. He looked left and right, not seeing anything or anyone.

He was about to close it again, when his eyes moved down to the floor. His eyes went wide, and he stopped. "What the hell?" He moved outside the door, Chris and Benoit following him. As they joined him, their eyes went wide too. Sitting to the left of their locker room door, was a small basket.

And inside the basket, was a baby.

Mark picked the basket up and the three re-entered the room. Chris looked at the other two, then the baby, then the two again. "I have a bad feeling about this"