Disclaimer: I don't own any WWE Superstars, cause if I did they'd be in much better storylines :p
Also, In this story, Undertaker, Benoit and Jericho don't have wives and Lita is not with Matt. There's a draft split, but no split Pay-Per-Views
3 Wrestlers & a Baby
Overview: What happens when 3 wrestlers that are not the best of friends are stuck with the job of caring for a baby left in front of their locker room?
Main Characters:
-Chris "Jericho" Irvine: Just as egotistical as he is on screen, but with a hidden nice streak
-Mark "Undertaker" Calloway: The grizzled veteran we all know and love
- Chris Benoit: Same Canadian Crippler that we're all used to.
-Nora "Molly Holly" Greenwald: One of two people outside the 3 who knows about the baby, less bitchy then she is on screen, and, along with Amy, the unofficial "mother figure"
-Amy "Lita" Dumas : The other person who knows about the baby, same Lita, and along with Nora, the unofficial "mother figure"
-Teddy: The young rambunctious baby left in the hands of the wrestlers
Chapter 2: What to do
The three superstars stood dumbfounded. Who would leave a baby outside a locker room in an arena? Especially during a wrestling event? Benoit looked at the baby. It was asleep, which was good: At least it wasn't awake or crying. As he looked at it, he noticed a small piece of paper next to it. He picked it up, making sure not to disturb the child. Mark and Chris saw the paper and the three began to read it. It said:
"To whomever finds this child:
I'm sorry for dropping this into your laps, but this child needs care that I cannot give it. I only hope that you can help it. Please take care of him and make sure he gets all that he needs. His name is Teddy, and he is 2 years old. Watch over him.
Anonymous"
They put the note down and looked at each other, their faces saying "what do we do now?" Mark, being the eldest of them, decided to take charge. "Allright, let's get this straight. Someone left their baby here and wants us to take care of it." The two Chris's nodded. "So, any ideas?" They shook their heads. "Well," said Mark, "We could always take it to a foster home or something." Benoit nodded but Chris butt it. "If the person wanted the kid in a foster home, they would have taken it to one. " Benoit nodded at the notion. Mark looked at them angrily. "What do you suppose we do with it then? Take care of it? Raise it? We're wrestlers not nannies!"
Benoit, who had been silent the whole time, spoke up. "Well, we're three grown men. I think we'll be able to take care of the child for awhile. In the meantime, we can try to find the kids parents or something." Chris and Mark thought it over. It did make sense. But Mark still wasn't convinced. "Should we tell anyone, I mean, how are we gonna keep it a secret?" Chris smiled at the veteran. "We just have to make sure one of us is with him all the time. How hard can it be?"
The three agreed, but neither of them noticed that the child had awoken. The baby looked around at the strange surroundings and began to cry. Mark, Benoit and Chris jumped with surprise and ran over to the child. "How do we make it stop?" asked Benoit. Mark turned to Chris. "'How hard can it be?' he says." Jericho rushed to think. This wasn't his first experience with babies, hell, he had taken care of one of his young cousins once.. But what did he do then? He thought for a moment, and then it hit him. He went over to the child and began to hum "Rock-a-by-Baby". The child began to calm down and fall asleep again.
Benoit and Mark looked at Jericho, confusion on their face. He turned to them, a smile on his face. "What? I have a baby cousin that I babysat once" As the three began to calm down again, then heard voices outside the door. They rushed to hide the child, just as the door opened….