Most Extreme Elimination Challenge: Naruto Edition
Chapter One: Analysis Intruder Part One
By: Cornel Kennedy
Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano sit in their multicoloured kimonos surrounded by guys on a platform wearing blue jump suits.
"What's got you down, Kenneth?" Vic asked.
"I can't believe that we were missing the start of this." Kenny said. Vic's fan swatted over Kenny's head. In the recoil, Kenny shook his head. "What did you do that for?"
"It's the stample of the show," Vic hit him again and pointed his fan at the screen, "the audience wants to see me hit you over the head with the fan. Did you realize that everytime another person hit a person over the head with a fan they have to pay royalities to this fine show?"
"This fine show fines them?" Kenny said receiving another hit over the head. "I think that's going to cause brain damage."
"Doesn't all filler do that?" Vic joked and laughed nodding his head. "What challenges do we have today?"
"Well, Vic, as you know, these aren't ordinary offerings off the street, but ninjas." Kenny explained. "These guys don't die so easily."
"They must have good agents. The only way to get tough with people with good agents is to leave the character in mortal danger so there is a chance that the producers can kill off the characters." Vic picked up a tea cup from his tray in front of him and took a slip. "Tastes kind of funny."
Out in the field there is a series of platforms that are overlapping in some areas. At the bottom is a trench of water.
"Vic has just been taken away by the poison control rescue squad!" overcasted Kenny.
"No, I'm fine," Vic said.
"We have used pre-recorded bits for him. Now on to the course that we like to call, 'ANAlysis Intruder'." Kenny said over a 8-bit graphic of a contestant looking at a card and jumping on a trap door that gives away making her fall down until she lands in the trench. At the same moment, Vic is struggling with a couple of men until his voice is no longer audible. "In this game, contestants are given a true or false question. They answer by standing on one of the trap doors. If you are right, you are set to the next platform. However, a wrong answer will send you one hundren feet into the liquid. Let's get to the action."
The platforms adjust accordingly to make sure the contestants who have climbed the ladder to the top memorize the order. Naruto jumped up first. "I will be hokage one day!"
"Is that so?" Captain Tenneal bowed to Naruto. With a turn of the head, he looked for the true trap door. "Wait that is not the question."
Naruto didn't listen as he loudly repeated that he would be Hokage. He fell through and barely got the edge of the door. He hung there with no platform to land on. "I will not give up!"
"Look's like Naruto tore the wrong trap door." Kenny stated. The captain stood over Naruto and offered him a hand. "Looks like the captain wants to give the fox demon boy another shot at a correct pentration."
"Thank you," Naruto release the captians hand and demanded that the platforms be changed so he could go through the true door. He continued on to the second platform. From a television, Naruto watched Guy LeDouche smile.
"Was Sasuke a good kisser?" Guy asked. Naruto turned pale, so did competitor's expression went deadpan, except for Shino's which was his default sentiment. Before the television tuned off, Guy rubbed his mustache. "And I wonder if Sasuke would kiss someone with a mustache."
"NO WAY!!!" Sasuke and Sakura screamed.
"If Vic wasn't away with a life threatening affliction," Kenny said, "I bet he would have some funny remark to say."
Naruto stood in the middle of the two choices. A tape recording rewund and Vic's voice spoke; "Right you are, Kenny."
Closing his eyes, Naruto jumped through the false hole. He fell for a while and met with solid ground. "Yahoo!"
On the top of the tower, Sasuke muttered, "I am sure that I am better than him."
The next question who fix that as Guy came back on and asked: "Were you a better kisser than Sasuke?"
Confidently strudding to the true trap door, he looked down and saw that there were no platforms underneath him. Naruto landed face first into the liquid.
"Oh, that deserves an MXC impact replay." Kenny said. Naruto had quickly choosen the door and fell down to the liquid. "Today, we collected by the liquid by burning the ink off Yaoi fan made manga. The rest were of the tears that the fan girls accumulated as they saw all their dreams disappear."
Guy pulled the mircophone in front of Sasuke. "So, what do you think of the outcome?"
"I want someone else to interview me," Sasuke activated his sharigan and pushed Guy off the tower to land right on Naruto.
"Seems today's analysis intruders are not afraid to get wet," Kenny commented. And rewund the tape.
"Right you are, Ken."
"Next up is Aburame Shino." Kenny announced. "He got those cool looking sunglasses from a SHADY trade with a blind man. Today, I'm lord of the puns."
Captian Tenneal raised a card and read the question: "True or false: You deserve to be a chuunin?"
"Where did he go?" Kenny asked. They found the sheet over the true ripped open and Shino already on the next platform. "That was certainly quick... oh yeah, Vic's not here. What is the next question?"
"Guy LeDouche here," he said on the screen Shino watched, "Is Zell's tatoo on the left side of his face?"
"Final Fantasy eight question," Shino said. "True."
Guy reappeared for the next and second last question: "Have you ever taken off your sunglasses since you put them on?"
"Looks like Shino is struggling with this question," Kenny said, "makes you wonder how we knew this answer."
Shino paced back and forth for a while until he removed his sunglasses and went down the false slot.
"The question seems like plain paintchip eatting now." Kenny remarked. "Here is the final question."
"This is a tough question," Guy warned, "the question is; can you swim?"
"What is it with these personal questions?" Kenny asked. "Looks like Shino is going for no."
Shino went through the door and sunk into the liquid.
"Better hope that we got the information correct on this." Kenny stated.
Back at the palace where Kenny and Vic announced the game, everyone was wearing black clothes.
"Looks like our information are wrong," Kenny stated. His fingers moved that were connected with chakra to the puppet that looked like Vic. The puppet then pulled out a sign saying: 'right you all, Ken.'
"How about that stample, Vic?" Kenny laughed. "Seriously," he continued as a corner of the screen showed Shino being carried away from the liquid by the rescue squad, "Shino is in unstable condition, and we hope the best for him and Vic. On the brigther side, we made an error by saying that he couldn't swim, which means that team seven is up one point."
The MXC logo appeared.
"MXC will return after these short human rights investigations." The main announcer stated. "Hang onto your bladder, we'll be back with the perfect remedy, you wouldn't want to miss it."
Comments and suggestions welcomed.
Chapter One: Analysis Intruder Part One
By: Cornel Kennedy
Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano sit in their multicoloured kimonos surrounded by guys on a platform wearing blue jump suits.
"What's got you down, Kenneth?" Vic asked.
"I can't believe that we were missing the start of this." Kenny said. Vic's fan swatted over Kenny's head. In the recoil, Kenny shook his head. "What did you do that for?"
"It's the stample of the show," Vic hit him again and pointed his fan at the screen, "the audience wants to see me hit you over the head with the fan. Did you realize that everytime another person hit a person over the head with a fan they have to pay royalities to this fine show?"
"This fine show fines them?" Kenny said receiving another hit over the head. "I think that's going to cause brain damage."
"Doesn't all filler do that?" Vic joked and laughed nodding his head. "What challenges do we have today?"
"Well, Vic, as you know, these aren't ordinary offerings off the street, but ninjas." Kenny explained. "These guys don't die so easily."
"They must have good agents. The only way to get tough with people with good agents is to leave the character in mortal danger so there is a chance that the producers can kill off the characters." Vic picked up a tea cup from his tray in front of him and took a slip. "Tastes kind of funny."
Out in the field there is a series of platforms that are overlapping in some areas. At the bottom is a trench of water.
"Vic has just been taken away by the poison control rescue squad!" overcasted Kenny.
"No, I'm fine," Vic said.
"We have used pre-recorded bits for him. Now on to the course that we like to call, 'ANAlysis Intruder'." Kenny said over a 8-bit graphic of a contestant looking at a card and jumping on a trap door that gives away making her fall down until she lands in the trench. At the same moment, Vic is struggling with a couple of men until his voice is no longer audible. "In this game, contestants are given a true or false question. They answer by standing on one of the trap doors. If you are right, you are set to the next platform. However, a wrong answer will send you one hundren feet into the liquid. Let's get to the action."
The platforms adjust accordingly to make sure the contestants who have climbed the ladder to the top memorize the order. Naruto jumped up first. "I will be hokage one day!"
"Is that so?" Captain Tenneal bowed to Naruto. With a turn of the head, he looked for the true trap door. "Wait that is not the question."
Naruto didn't listen as he loudly repeated that he would be Hokage. He fell through and barely got the edge of the door. He hung there with no platform to land on. "I will not give up!"
"Look's like Naruto tore the wrong trap door." Kenny stated. The captain stood over Naruto and offered him a hand. "Looks like the captain wants to give the fox demon boy another shot at a correct pentration."
"Thank you," Naruto release the captians hand and demanded that the platforms be changed so he could go through the true door. He continued on to the second platform. From a television, Naruto watched Guy LeDouche smile.
"Was Sasuke a good kisser?" Guy asked. Naruto turned pale, so did competitor's expression went deadpan, except for Shino's which was his default sentiment. Before the television tuned off, Guy rubbed his mustache. "And I wonder if Sasuke would kiss someone with a mustache."
"NO WAY!!!" Sasuke and Sakura screamed.
"If Vic wasn't away with a life threatening affliction," Kenny said, "I bet he would have some funny remark to say."
Naruto stood in the middle of the two choices. A tape recording rewund and Vic's voice spoke; "Right you are, Kenny."
Closing his eyes, Naruto jumped through the false hole. He fell for a while and met with solid ground. "Yahoo!"
On the top of the tower, Sasuke muttered, "I am sure that I am better than him."
The next question who fix that as Guy came back on and asked: "Were you a better kisser than Sasuke?"
Confidently strudding to the true trap door, he looked down and saw that there were no platforms underneath him. Naruto landed face first into the liquid.
"Oh, that deserves an MXC impact replay." Kenny said. Naruto had quickly choosen the door and fell down to the liquid. "Today, we collected by the liquid by burning the ink off Yaoi fan made manga. The rest were of the tears that the fan girls accumulated as they saw all their dreams disappear."
Guy pulled the mircophone in front of Sasuke. "So, what do you think of the outcome?"
"I want someone else to interview me," Sasuke activated his sharigan and pushed Guy off the tower to land right on Naruto.
"Seems today's analysis intruders are not afraid to get wet," Kenny commented. And rewund the tape.
"Right you are, Ken."
"Next up is Aburame Shino." Kenny announced. "He got those cool looking sunglasses from a SHADY trade with a blind man. Today, I'm lord of the puns."
Captian Tenneal raised a card and read the question: "True or false: You deserve to be a chuunin?"
"Where did he go?" Kenny asked. They found the sheet over the true ripped open and Shino already on the next platform. "That was certainly quick... oh yeah, Vic's not here. What is the next question?"
"Guy LeDouche here," he said on the screen Shino watched, "Is Zell's tatoo on the left side of his face?"
"Final Fantasy eight question," Shino said. "True."
Guy reappeared for the next and second last question: "Have you ever taken off your sunglasses since you put them on?"
"Looks like Shino is struggling with this question," Kenny said, "makes you wonder how we knew this answer."
Shino paced back and forth for a while until he removed his sunglasses and went down the false slot.
"The question seems like plain paintchip eatting now." Kenny remarked. "Here is the final question."
"This is a tough question," Guy warned, "the question is; can you swim?"
"What is it with these personal questions?" Kenny asked. "Looks like Shino is going for no."
Shino went through the door and sunk into the liquid.
"Better hope that we got the information correct on this." Kenny stated.
Back at the palace where Kenny and Vic announced the game, everyone was wearing black clothes.
"Looks like our information are wrong," Kenny stated. His fingers moved that were connected with chakra to the puppet that looked like Vic. The puppet then pulled out a sign saying: 'right you all, Ken.'
"How about that stample, Vic?" Kenny laughed. "Seriously," he continued as a corner of the screen showed Shino being carried away from the liquid by the rescue squad, "Shino is in unstable condition, and we hope the best for him and Vic. On the brigther side, we made an error by saying that he couldn't swim, which means that team seven is up one point."
The MXC logo appeared.
"MXC will return after these short human rights investigations." The main announcer stated. "Hang onto your bladder, we'll be back with the perfect remedy, you wouldn't want to miss it."
Comments and suggestions welcomed.