Most Extreme Elimination Challenge: Naruto Edition
Chapter Two: Analysis Intruder Part Two
By: Cornel
"Welcome back to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge," the announcer said, "Shino brought his team to the top by sleeping with the fishies. Here's are hosts, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!"
Vic was in his blue striped boxers and white tank top as he sat down with a tray he was holding. Kenny pointed his fan at the tray.
"What are you doing with that tray, Vic?" Kenny asked in his full kimono. "Didn't you go to wardrobe?"
"After my alleged poisoning," Vic took a gulp from an imaginary cup and acted funny, "the great producers of this show," he points over to men in a large samurai costumes with a large heads and fists, "had a talk with my agent," and Vic waved over to a nerdish man in a wheelchair wrapped in bandaids and in a neck brace, "and we had a contact negotiation, that cut my wardrobe, salary, and increase my work, which is why I had to bring this tray out here."
"No one is safe with this show," Kenny remarked.
"Correct you are, Kenneth," Vic said, "Correct you are."
"Did you lose all of your trademarks?" Vic asked.
"That's the least the show can do," Vic commented, "as you'll see when we get back to the coverage in the field. Up next for team seven is Sakura. Let's see if she lets her team down."
"This is your question, Sakura," Captain Tenneal said as Sakura nodded her huge forehead, "if Ino has 9 silver marbles, and you had 4 gold marbles, and you have agreed to give one gold marble for three silver marbles, is three the most gold marbles she can get?"
Sakura calculated the numbers quick and agreed with the answer. So she marched up to true and jumped to it. She didn't fall directly to the water. No, a platform was underneath, though only because it was late in returning to its side, and Sakura hit the bottom platform before hitting the water.
"Wait, that wasn't right," Vic said.
"You should know from watching this show that contestants don't scream after a really hard hit," Kenny announced over another angle of Sakura hitting her ribs on the last platform and spinning into the water.
"No, I meant, wasn't that the right answer?" Vic asked.
"Glad you've asked," Kenny said and an 8-bit graphic with Sakura, a red block with a pink top, and Ino, a purple block with a yellow top, appear on a blue background. "This is how the exchange would go." Block Ino jumps and lands on Sakura. She then walks away with two bags of marbles. "Ino would just beat Sakura up for all four gold marbles."
"Back to Analysis intruders," Vic said, "we have Hinata. She likes to write poetry and in her diary."
"A page flipping read, Vic." Kenny commented. Hinata inched her way to the Captain.
"Here is your question." Captain Tenneal said. "Have you a crush on Sasuke?"
Sasuke lowered his shoulders and put his hands behind his back. "Not this again."
"Hey!" Naruto yelled, "you have your fingers crossed. You like the attention!"
"Doesn't concern me." Sasuke replied. Hinata has only one crush in her mind and correctly choose false. It put Sasuke down a FULL peg, but Hinata did have worries about making a fool of a friend. The next question come onto the screen.
"This is Guy," he said, "as a twist to the story that everyone is expecting, now, have you a crush on Naruto?"
Overall, here is the list of expressions: Sasuke's peaked an eye; Naruto's in shallow thought; Hinata made her pale face transparent; Kiba hung off the platform; and the others were poorly described because of lack of importance to this situation.
Hinata had no choice but to jump off the false platform not to offend Sasuke or give away her secret crush.
"And Hinata falls the eighty meters," Vic started, "and into the solution."
"Do you think that Naruto figured it out yet?" Kenny said.
Naruto was cheering.
"Two great things happened at once!!!" Naruto applauded, "Their team didn't get a point and that weak girl doesn't like me."
"He didn't get it," about everyone on the top platform said.
"That's the end of this round with team eight taking a one - nil lead." Vic said as he focused his shoulder hand camera on Kenny.
"What about Kiba and Sasuke's attempt?" Kenny asked.
"They were not shown because they were not eventful." Vic said. "And now for the break."
The MXC logo appeared.
"DON'T GO AWAY!!!" The announcer said. "MXC will be returning with more abbreviations."
Comments and suggestions welcomed.
Chapter Two: Analysis Intruder Part Two
By: Cornel
"Welcome back to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge," the announcer said, "Shino brought his team to the top by sleeping with the fishies. Here's are hosts, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!"
Vic was in his blue striped boxers and white tank top as he sat down with a tray he was holding. Kenny pointed his fan at the tray.
"What are you doing with that tray, Vic?" Kenny asked in his full kimono. "Didn't you go to wardrobe?"
"After my alleged poisoning," Vic took a gulp from an imaginary cup and acted funny, "the great producers of this show," he points over to men in a large samurai costumes with a large heads and fists, "had a talk with my agent," and Vic waved over to a nerdish man in a wheelchair wrapped in bandaids and in a neck brace, "and we had a contact negotiation, that cut my wardrobe, salary, and increase my work, which is why I had to bring this tray out here."
"No one is safe with this show," Kenny remarked.
"Correct you are, Kenneth," Vic said, "Correct you are."
"Did you lose all of your trademarks?" Vic asked.
"That's the least the show can do," Vic commented, "as you'll see when we get back to the coverage in the field. Up next for team seven is Sakura. Let's see if she lets her team down."
"This is your question, Sakura," Captain Tenneal said as Sakura nodded her huge forehead, "if Ino has 9 silver marbles, and you had 4 gold marbles, and you have agreed to give one gold marble for three silver marbles, is three the most gold marbles she can get?"
Sakura calculated the numbers quick and agreed with the answer. So she marched up to true and jumped to it. She didn't fall directly to the water. No, a platform was underneath, though only because it was late in returning to its side, and Sakura hit the bottom platform before hitting the water.
"Wait, that wasn't right," Vic said.
"You should know from watching this show that contestants don't scream after a really hard hit," Kenny announced over another angle of Sakura hitting her ribs on the last platform and spinning into the water.
"No, I meant, wasn't that the right answer?" Vic asked.
"Glad you've asked," Kenny said and an 8-bit graphic with Sakura, a red block with a pink top, and Ino, a purple block with a yellow top, appear on a blue background. "This is how the exchange would go." Block Ino jumps and lands on Sakura. She then walks away with two bags of marbles. "Ino would just beat Sakura up for all four gold marbles."
"Back to Analysis intruders," Vic said, "we have Hinata. She likes to write poetry and in her diary."
"A page flipping read, Vic." Kenny commented. Hinata inched her way to the Captain.
"Here is your question." Captain Tenneal said. "Have you a crush on Sasuke?"
Sasuke lowered his shoulders and put his hands behind his back. "Not this again."
"Hey!" Naruto yelled, "you have your fingers crossed. You like the attention!"
"Doesn't concern me." Sasuke replied. Hinata has only one crush in her mind and correctly choose false. It put Sasuke down a FULL peg, but Hinata did have worries about making a fool of a friend. The next question come onto the screen.
"This is Guy," he said, "as a twist to the story that everyone is expecting, now, have you a crush on Naruto?"
Overall, here is the list of expressions: Sasuke's peaked an eye; Naruto's in shallow thought; Hinata made her pale face transparent; Kiba hung off the platform; and the others were poorly described because of lack of importance to this situation.
Hinata had no choice but to jump off the false platform not to offend Sasuke or give away her secret crush.
"And Hinata falls the eighty meters," Vic started, "and into the solution."
"Do you think that Naruto figured it out yet?" Kenny said.
Naruto was cheering.
"Two great things happened at once!!!" Naruto applauded, "Their team didn't get a point and that weak girl doesn't like me."
"He didn't get it," about everyone on the top platform said.
"That's the end of this round with team eight taking a one - nil lead." Vic said as he focused his shoulder hand camera on Kenny.
"What about Kiba and Sasuke's attempt?" Kenny asked.
"They were not shown because they were not eventful." Vic said. "And now for the break."
The MXC logo appeared.
"DON'T GO AWAY!!!" The announcer said. "MXC will be returning with more abbreviations."
Comments and suggestions welcomed.