Insaney: Howdy, very-few-readers! I'm glad you're reading this....my wonderful fans.

Moonlight: ...... So, two?

Insaney: Be quiet, you. A disclaimer is included in here and will NOT be included in future chapters unless a new character is added without my realizing before tryping/writing the whole thing.

I don't own any of the ham-hams on Hamtaro.com or Harmony. I own pretty much everything else.

Bijou's Shock, and Hamtaro's Surprise

"A walk sounds wonderful." Boss said. "I fonud a new tunnel that leads to a great place, without humans or cats or anything!"

Dexter smiled, "And anyone who doesn't want to go for a walk can just stay here."

Bijou looked at Hamtaro. 'Now's my chance..' she thought. "How about a walk in pairs?"

"You mean couples?" Boss asked. 'Now's my chance..' he thought.

"Yeah, couples would be great!" Hamtaro smiled. 'Now's my chance...' Hamtaro, as well, thought.

I was pretty new, so I really didn't know anything about this. "As long as everyone else wants to walk in couples, I geuss I do, too."

"Then couples it is!" shouted Hamtaro.

I stayed still, watching as Boss walked towards Bijou, who stared open-mouthed as Hamtaro walked towards me. Above all, me! How insane!

"Would you like to be my partner?" Hamtaro asked, blushing.

Bijou blinked.

"Sure, I don't see why not," I said with a cheery smile.

Bijou winced. Boss walked over.

"No way am I going on a stupid couples walk!" Bijou said with a snort as she turned away from everyone and stomped off.

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Bijou sat in a tunnel, crying. "I thought he loved me.." she wiped a tear. "Why that stupid Moonlight ham?" Bijou huffed as she grabbed a rock and threw it against the wall. "She's just new, and after all Hamtaro and I have been through.." Bijou began to wail, "Why?!" She untied one of her ribbons. "Goodbye, happiness, hope." She dropped the ribbon on the ground. "And goodbye love." she untied the other, and was about to throw it on the ground, when Hamtaro came running up to her.

"Bijou, what's wrong?" Hamtaro asked, holding out his paw to help her up.

Bijou turned her head. "I always thought you had loved me."

"I did love you." Hamtaro said. He was starting to tear up. 'I'm a worthless, cruel buffoon and this is all my fault!'

Bijou looked at Hamtaro. "You said did. Therefore, you do not love me, at all."

"I..I do love you.." Hamtaro sat down next to Bijou, placing Bijou's paw in his.

"If you do love me, why did you go for her?"

"Because...I.."

"Because?!"

There was a silence.

"Hmph. You do not love me. I should have figured that out earlier."

Hamtaro got up, and helped Bijou up. He loosened his grip on her paw, but Bijou let her paw rest in his. The image of her in a beautiful gown, and Hamtaro in a tuxedo came over her head. They were dancing.

'"Bijou, I love you." Hamtaro said, pushing his face to hers.

"And I love you, too." she said, moving her head in.

"We shall be together forever, my queen." Hamtaro smiled, and nodded.

"Shmubbi Wubbi." they said together as they rubbed cheeks. '

Oh, what a wonderful daydream. Bijou finally took her paw from Hamtaro's, and held it up to her face as if she was grooming herself, but she was simply sniffing the small scent left by Hamtaro. She worried she'd never be able to sniff the delicous aroma ever again.

Hamtaro and Bijou walked back to the clubhouse, Boss and Moonlight were chatting.

"I could recon--" 'sider my sweet for our walk.' Hamtaro realized Bijou was walking towards the group.

She turned around, making sure Hamtaro was close by. "Boss, I shall go with you on the walk."

'Bijou... How..could you...' Hamtaro thought. 'At least Moonlight's been nice so far.'

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Yeah, I know it was short and kind of stupid. But the soon-to be chapters are muchhhh better, okay?

Moonlight: Keep promising, they'll never believe you...