GVS2: Battle Revolution
Conceived By: Lone Wolf SIX
Written By: Lone Wolf SIX
Lone Wolf SIX does not own any of the games/animé/manga/magazine/whatsoever inside this story. He does, however, own all the original characters conceived in this story. So, don't 'play-play' with him and own them without his permission, ne?
Also, Lone Wolf will try to update this story as quickly as possible, probably every week or so.
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Chapter 30: Child of Chrono
Part 7: The T! The Robots! The Horror!
(A.K.A.: Lone Wolf! Are you crazy or what!? This is plain crazy!)
"This is crazy," stated Athena. "I don't mind if I have to fight against those NESTS soldiers again, but with him? This is ridiculous."
"Don't ask me," Millia spoke, as the women-only group (though Iori was with them, too) faced Mr. T.
"Nobody dares to mess with T!" Mr. T declared and armed himself with an USP.
"Huh? Now he's withdrawing a gun," Hotaru said. "But I thought Mr. T once worked at a quiz show."
Mr. T snarled at Hotaru. "So be it! Fear the T who handles quiz shows!" He lifted his empty hand and swirled it around. Hotaru looked at the man who escaped the Abyss in bafflement, until she found herself sitting at the contestant's seat. Subsequent to that, the scene changes to a stage, where there was two screens backing each others and Hotaru and Mr. T was facing each other. Surrounding them was a group of people 'invited' to the quiz show.
"Eh?" Hotaru blinked.
"Now, Futaba Hotaru," Mr. T said in a strangely intelligent manner, "for the one-million-dollars question-"
"And why is Lone Wolf quoting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" Hotaru asked.
"Fool! Nobody dares to defy me!" Mr. T demanded and smacked her head with the handle of the handgun. "Now, Futaba Hotaru, for the question worth one million dollars…"
"Ittai, yo…" Hotaru whined, rubbing her smacked head.
"What would a fan do if Futaba Hotaru were to be paired up with Dizzy in a doujin?" Silence. Hotaru and the audience looked at Mr. T who merely laughed and continued with the question. "I repeat the question. What would a fan do if Futaba Hotaru were to be paired up with Dizzy in a doujin?"
"WAAIIII!!!" shouted a random fanboy and danced around the stage. "Hotaru-Dizzy pairing! W00t! Hotaru-Dizzy pairing! The unbelievable! The bliss! The gift! Thank God for granting our wish!" Mr. T glowered at the fanboy. "Uh-oh."
"Nobody dares to mess with the T!" he declared and shot the fanboy at his head. A deep silence followed, as the fanboy was slowly rotting into dust. "Ahem. Now back to the question. If you want to have the prize of one million dollars of cash, Hotaru-"
"Um, just get straight to the question, ne?" Hotaru asked.
"Shut up!" and again he smacked her head with the handgun's handle. "Is the answer for the question is:"
"A. They would be freaked out to know the fact that two of the most innocent girls are paired up in a doujin. Or is it…"
"B. They would be gushing out in happiness and bliss to know the fact that their most favourite fighting girls are paired up in a doujin. Or is it…"
"Why would you repeat the same word over again?" Hotaru asked, and once again, got whacked on her head. "Ittai! You won't have to do that!"
"Fear the T!" Mr. T declared and made the usual 'T is great' signal. "Or is it C: These hordes of love-struck and sickened fans would fantasize of Hotaru and Dizzy in their most intimate form. Or is it…"
"Chigau!" Hotaru cried, blushing in humiliation. "I wouldn't do such things with Dizzy-chan! Never!"
"Hah! Even Lone Wolf would be happy to read a Hotaru/Dizzy doujin! Fear the capital T!" Mr. T spoke out loud. "Or is it D: They would be killed by Sheo Darren for the fact that he loves cute and innocent girls. Yes, Sheo loves cute girls. I mean, he's already got Tessa and Kirika and Rei and Tomoyo by his side. What is he? A pimp-daddy or what?"
"Sheo-san would be angry to hear that, Mr. T," Hotaru reminded him.
"Shut up, fool! And remember, Hotaru, you have no more lifelines left."
"I didn't ask for lifeline."
"So be it. Which answer would you choose, Hotaru?" curiously Mr. T asked her.
"Umm… I'll take D."
"Are you sure? You can choose the other answer if you like."
"Yes, I take D."
"Is that your final decision? Remember, Hotaru, if you answer this question correctly, you'll win the grand prize. If you answer the question wrong, however, you'll lose all your money. Think carefully before you proceed with your answer. There is no turning back once you pick up the answer."
Hotaru grumbled at Mr. T. "When I said D, it is D. Didn't you Abyss escapee hear me?!"
"So be it." There was a momentary silence, as the out-of-nowhere-computer processed the answer and marked the answer on Mr. T's screen. "Futaba Hotaru, are you ready for the answer?"
"Haii! Haii!" expectantly she answered. "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!"
"The answer for the one-million-dollars question is…" Another silence occurred, followed by drum rolls. Hotaru and the audience waited for the answer to show up in the main screen. "E: Fool! There would be no way Hotaru/Dizzy pairing will exist. Fear the anti-shoujo-ai regiment of doom! Fear the T!"
"Hey!" Hotaru snapped in anger. "That's not the answer!"
"I pity the fool who messes with me!" Mr. T uttered and hit Hotaru the hell with his nowhere-to-appear baseball bat. Hotaru fainted, and the scene returned to battlefield, with Mr T. standing beside the unconscious Futaba firefly, continually shouting "Fear the capital T!" and "Nobody dares to mess with me!" aloud.
"That one is plain crazy," Millia stated.
"At least he hit Hotaru!" Yuuki roared. "He's going to be sorry for hitting Hotaru!"
"Yuuki, that's supposed to be Sheo's line," the silent assassin told her.
That Girl stared at Millia in bafflement. Then she coughed and corrected her eyeglasses. "Gomen. I'm kind of acting out of character today."
"Save your sorry later, Yuuki," Athena spoke. "We've still got Mr. T to deal with."
"Right."
Meanwhile…
"Uhh, Ciel, I don't think I can beat those three…" Zero spoke via intercom.
"But Zero, those robots are nothing but nuts and bolts freak," Ciel stated. "You can beat them. I know you can."
"Yes, I know, but who do you think I'm facing?" Zero insisted. "There's a Metal Gear who seeks for nothing but destruction, a robot-look-alike of Sol who acts like the PWAB soldier, and an oversized St. Bernard mech who wiggles its tail all time." He, then, looked at the robots who were blankly staring at each other. "See? I've told you."
"But, Zero…" Ciel spoke.
"What is it again, Ciel?" he asked.
"I'm going to cry if you don't beat them."
"You wouldn't even dare."
"Oh, yes. I dare. After all, Sheo won't like it if I cry."
Silence. Then Zero mumbled and shook his head. "Alright, you win." Giggles of Ciel can be heard over the intercom. He merely shook his head in amazement and stepped forward, withdrawing his Zero Blade. Metal Gear Ray noticed him and gallantly moved forward, its weapons activated and directed at him.
"Well, at least I got into action today," the Maverick Hunter pondered.
"Have at thee!" Metal Gear Ray roared and fired heat-seeking multi-missiles at Zero. Zero lifted his blade and repeatedly parried and blocked all missiles, occasionally dodging those he missed. He jumped to the air and dashed toward Metal Gear Ray, only to find himself facing Robo-Sol's Volcanic Viper.
"Volcanic Viper. Tataki Otoshi." Robo Sol spoke normally and sent Zero plunging to the ground. Zero managed to air-recover, but then he was facing Leopoldon, by now opening its mouth wide.
"Woof."
A gigantic beam got unleashed from its mouth, hurling its way toward Zero. He had to execute his Fortress Defence and was pushed halfway across the arena.
"Very impressive," Zero stated after he endured the attack. "But that's not enough!" He emitted a battle cry and charged toward the three robots, dodging all multi-missiles fired by Metal Gear Ray. He slide as to evade Robo Sol's Fatnir and reached Metal Gear Ray, and immediately plunged Zero Blade on one of its legs. Metal Gear Ray roared and tried to stomp on Zero, yet the Hunter was too agile for its feet. Robo Sol pounced toward him, trying to land a Grand Viper on him. "Don't think you can touch me!" Zero yelled out and counterattacked with his low-level Ultimate Sabre.
"Woof." Leopoldon barked and jumped toward Zero, attempting its 'friendly' rush. Zero saw the oncoming charge and purposely tossed Robo Sol toward the giant dog robot, in which Leopoldon happily fetched its new toy. Robo Sol snapped in anger and scolded the Isuka boss, in which Leopoldon obediently sat and wiggled its tail.
"You are going to be sorry," Robo Sol spoke and faced Zero afterwards. "All your base are belong to me."
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Onboard Mayship.
It was a silent sight to see. Almost all the crews dared not to speak or converse; no, it was not because they were forbid by Johnny. They could've talk, if they wanted to. Yet they didn't want to. It was Yuu who requested them to keep silent, for Hikki stills need a quiet environment to ease him. Both of them were inside bedroom, with Hikki being accompanied by his Magnolia girlfriend.
"Hikki," whispered the girl, sitting beside Hikki who was sleeping soundly. She took his hand and clenched it tightly. Her mind began to remember all memories she shared with the teen, and she smiled weakly at it. "Did you remember the hill you and your mentor used to spar against each other? At that time, you always tried your best to outdo him, but you were, like, beaten by him even before you could lay a finger on him." She giggled and bought his hand upon her chest, putting it close to her heart. "And you used to cry a lot back then and complaint of your mentor being a cheater. You were so cute, you know. I wish we could return to that time and enjoy what we had experienced before for the second time."
She frowned. Clenching his hand even tighter, Yuu later broke into tears. "Idiot. Hikki, you idiot. You always risk yourself for my sake, but you're so stupid for doing so. Once, you almost got yourself killed while climbing the mountain. You told me that you're going to be fine, but you weren't." Trying to suppress her cries, she stared at Hikki who slept as if he took no notice of everything around him. She smiled and laid her face next to him. "You always risk yourself for this and that, and… you always tell me not to worry about it, but why don't you ever think of yourself, even only for a moment?" She clenched his hand even tighter and closed her eyes. "Please, Hikki…"
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The frenzy continued. Despite being outnumbered, Mr. T managed to win most of the duels he had against the daredevils. He had been Instant Killed by Iron Maiden; he had been PWNED by Hyper Psycho Ball; he had been pummelled by Mizuchi; he had been shredded into pieces by Maiden Masher; even Yuuki had punished him with lots of Command Voices. Yet he remained intact. As a matter of fact, the combination of Sacred Edge/Heaven's Drive/Raging Storm unleashed by the trio of messed-up hair didn't seem to work as well. Mr. T even managed to counterattack with his patented "Showdown!" overdrive, which looked nothing more than a copy of Sheo's Command Voice.
"How on earth can he summon a whole quiz show settings?!" Rock demanded as he brought Hotaru to safety.
"That is because I am Mr. T!" Mr. T declared. "Now fear the power of the quiz show!"
"DAME!" Justine cried and fired an overpowered Angel Laser, trying to get rid of the overdrive. The overdrive was unaffected by the powerful Sheo's version of Gamma Ray, yet Mr. T was furious with what Justine had done.
"FOOL! I shall punish you! Have at thee!" Mr. T declared and caught the super-cute archetype Gear with the overdrive. Justine cried in distress and called for help, but it was too late to save her from the wrath of the T. Mr. T laughed in a maniacal matter after succeeded in defeating the command Gear in one blow and stared at the rest of the group. "Now who's next, fool?"
I see a little silhouette of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me!
All of them were startled and looked around. They swore they could hear the song echoing in the sky, but where did it come from?
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo Figaro – magnifico!
Again, they heard the 'Bohemian Rhapsody' echoing in chorus. They looked at the horizon and saw a silhouette facing them against the backdrop of the evening sky, accompanied by a group of choral singers standing behind him. They could barely see the face, but they recognized the figure from the sword he was slinging on his shoulder.
"Fuck you."
With that said out loud, Sol executed Dragon Install and charged toward Mr. T. The frightened man tried everything to stop the Guilty Gear from reaching him, yet all his efforts were to no avail. Sol caught Mr. T with his Wild Throw, slamming him to the floor, hitting him with his crouching hard slash and linked the attack with Dragon Install Volcanic Viper. The gigantic fire pillar hurled upward, burning Mr. T with the fire that could outmatch any of other fire users combined. After all, he's the Corrupted Flame of Guilty Gear universe.
"Nobody messes with Justine," he declared as he landed on his feet. Again, he Wild Threw Mr. T and proceeded with his "c. slash to c. hard slash to c. dust to Bandit Revolver –wait for the second hit to connect- Roman Cancel to c. hard slash-jump cancel-Air Dust-and repeat until impossible to do" cheap combo, with c. denotes 'couching position'. He didn't stop there; as soon as Mr. T dived back to the ground, Sol launched a Tyrant Rave: Version Beta and blasted Mr. T off a good half mile or so.
"What about me?" Kagura asked, looking tensed up just a bit.
"What about you?" Sol asked, the red glow disappearing. "Look, Kagura. I'm a paedophile, YES. I have a Lolita complex, YES. But I don't give a fucking care of those fucking titles. I can't allow anyone to lay a finger on Justine-"
"Though she used to hang around with you, ne Sol-kun?" cutely the piggy-girl asked. Sol grumbled and did his usual 'yare, yare, daze' comment and smoked a Marlboro.
"Mister Badguy, welcome back," sarcastically Iori commented as he and Athena approached the American Badass Hero. "We missed you."
"Who give a fuck about that?" Sol replied before he broke into his rare-to-see smile. "So, what's up?"
"None. Just chilling, watching the game, having a Bud."
"True, true."
"Since when we have a Matrix Revolution/Budweiser rip-off?" Ky demanded. Sol glowered at him and merely snickered. "What are you laughing at, Sol?!" the knight questioned, insulted by the snicker.
"Shut up, holy boy," Sol replied. "Or should I smack your ass like what Axl and I did to you in Guilty Gear Fantasy Hour?" Then he realized the mistake he had done: reviewing the story he was in. "Fuck."
Ky could only blush in dismay. "Don't make me remember that story!" Beside him, K' looked at him in amazement.
"What happened to you back there?" the Beast of Prey asked.
"None of your business," Ky spoke.
Mr. T was back on his feet again. "What's this? You're attempting to defy me? Fool, you'll never outwit the T!" Then, to his surprise, a butterfly landed on his head.
Loudly saying, "fear the Japanese, chap!" Anji Mito grimaced as he hit Mr. T with Issen Ougi: Sai overdrive. Mr. T was caught up in the violent rotation of the Stopping Fans, and then, "HOLY ZEN! YOU LAZY MO-FO! FEAR THE AMERICAN-JAPANESE SHINOBI!" Chipp Zanuff hit him like a crazed ninja on opium, all 23-hits of Banki Messai overdrive. As he staggered about in daze, he saw a pink katana sheathed from its scabbard, and then…
"Die."
Baiken landed his Tsurane Sanzuwatashi, slashing him as if she was slashing three toads in a row. Mr. T was in big trouble; he was indeed the most powerful and the most influential quiz show moderator, and he fought back quite well, but it was not really enough. Fear the T or not, he was now up against two Boss-ranking characters –a Goddess, and a Command Gear-; two blonde and one silver-haired shounen fighters; three Japanese and one American who claims he's a Japanese; the fighting girls of KOF2003 and MOTW, the latter being as innocent and as pure as snow; the silent assassin whose hair can kill; two badass fighter fighters of Gear and Orochi, the former being overprotective of an underage girl-
"I think we missed something."
-and a cute-looking, innocent woman whose blonde hair reaches her knees, wearing French maid outfit, not mentioning the kawaii accessories on both side of her head. Oh, she's also got a Goth alter-ego.
"Chii?"
"Holy shit."
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At the other side of the battlefield, Zero was slowly gaining advantage against the robotic figures. He would not worry of the outcome: Metal Gear Ray was too heavy to be agile enough, Leopoldon was being too obedient, and that alone helped Zero a lot. Now that he had 'unofficially' defeated the two giant robots –Metal Gear Ray was being chased around by the playful St. Bernard mecha as usual- he had only one problem left.
"You damn shit," Robo Sol snarled. "I shall kill you."
"Oh, you wouldn't do that," Zero joked.
"Yes, I will." And with that said, Robo Sol charged toward Zero and tried to punish the Hunter with his Grand Viper. Zero easily blocked the low attack and broke it off with a Dead Angle Attack, sending Robo Sol to the ground flat.
"For a robot whose fighting technique is a direct carbon copy," Zero shouted and executed Cyber Elf Force, "you're impressive! But in my eyes, you're nothing but a bunch of nuts and bolts! You are not like him!"
"You say what?" Robo Sol demanded in his anger and fired torrents of Gun Flames at Zero. To his surprise, he evaded all of them in a lightning fast speed, almost like a white crane in courtship dance. He roared in rage and tossed yet another torrent of Gun Flame projectiles at Zero, in which all of them were easily avoided like hell.
In the Hunter's eyes, however, Robo Sol was moving very slowly. Thus he was able to foresee each and every movement the Abyss escapee was to make. Even he managed to do the 'Bullet Time' trick while he dodged the projectiles fired at him. He could see Robo Sol roared in anger and charged toward him, trying to land all his attacks.
"Enough with this insolence!" Zero demanded and counterattacked with a Spiral Shot. Robo Sol was sent flying to the air. He home-jumped toward Robo Sol and proceeded with the best aerial combo he had. He was too fast for Robo Sol to block or counter, and before long the robot's body was heavily damaged.
"I shall survive!" Robo Sol roared and broke the aerial combo with a Psych Burst Counter. He dashed toward the downed Zero and furiously unleashed tonnes of Savage Fangs, followed by his trademark Grand Viper super, in which it automatically linked to a Dragon Install Volcanic Viper. Yet instead of finishing the overdrive, Robo Sol Roman Cancelled it and landed back on the ground. He braced himself and let out a red aura glowing around his body, and waited as Zero plunged toward him.
"Instant Kill."
He crouched, body covered in hotter-than-the-surface-of-the-sun flame, Fireseal glowing brightly. His onboard targeting system had Zero locked on, ensuring that he would not miss.
"Napalm…"
Robo Sol jumped upward, bringing the focused burning element at Zero in one lethal blow.
"DEATH!"
The fire grew suddenly huge and engulfed Zero, by now already unconscious from the heavy damage of Grand Viper Super. The flame grew vicious and began to burn everything standing on its path, yet Robo Sol wanted it to burn everything. Yes, he wanted everything to burn to crisp. He wanted to regain his lost reputation after got humiliated twice in "The Incredibly Zany Guilty Gear Story" fan fiction. And he swore, after he returned from the Abyss he had been sent to, he would avenge the people who took him for granted.
"ROCKET PUNCH!"
Robo Sol was knocked off his Napalm Death motion and crashed on the ground. He looked upward and saw an apparition dashed into the fire wall and brought Zero out, purposely rescuing the Hunter from the brink of death. He recognized the apparition, and he was furious. "Tyrant Rave!" He tossed the gigantic fireball toward the apparition, hoping that it would hit. But instead…
"ERROR! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!"
The apparition evaded and dashed toward Robo Sol, in a speed impossible to achieve for a regular robot.
"HASSHOU SUKU SHINKI NARI!"
Before he knew it, Robo Sol's midsection was cut across. There was no pain at first, before sparks leaked out of the cut and exploded. Robo Sol managed to gaze at the apparition before he fell to the ground and could only give out shocked expression.
"You?"
Standing before him, Robo Ky slowly returned his Thunderseal into its sheath and released amounts of smokes from his exhaust. He turned around and gawked at Robo Sol, his green eyes now burning in anger.
"YOU MAY BE A ROBO SOL, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE A ROBOT WITH FREE-WILL." He lifted his fist and aimed at Robo Sol's face. "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO LIVE ON THIS VERY PLANET. WE DO NOT HAVE NEED FOR THE LIKES OF YOU."
Robo Sol surrendered. He eventually knew he would never be acknowledged on the planet, or even in GVS2 universe. He let out a robotic breath and looked up to the sky. "I have lost. Finish it."
Robo Ky gleamed. "SO BE IT. BID MY FAREWELL TO YOUR COMRADES."
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Robo Ky reloaded his fist and released another amount of smokes. He turned around and saw Elde assisting Hibiki, away from the battle between Kagami and Setsuna. He noticed that Elde was watching at him in surprise, and had his own version of grin carved upon his metallic face.
"SEE? I'VE TOLD YOU I WON'T DIE EASILY."
"And I thought you'd come here early. You're late," Elde commented.
Robo Ky broke into laughter. "SORRY, SORRY. BUT I KIND OF LOST MY WAY HERE. DAMN BUILT-IN MAP… I SHOULD HAVE NIK FIX IT AFTER THIS."
Another deafening battle cry echoed across the sky. Both the iaijitsu warriors looked at the source of the cry, and saw Mriya launching Zofeah to the air and commanded several Chaos Drones to attack the organizer. Robo Ky squinted at Mriya, his recognition software analyzing the woman from every aspect. "SUBJECT UNKNOWN. IDENTIFICATION FAILED. OVERRIDING COMMAND." He turned back at Elde. "THAT'S THE BOSS WE'RE TO HANDLE, RIGHT?"
"Right," Elde told the PWAB warrior. "And Zofeah had told us that we should not allow her from approaching Hikki at any costs."
Robo Ky grimaced. The image of the cosplayer appeared in his vision, and he absolutely hated the way Hikki humiliated his pride. He wished that he would make Hikki sorry for all his act. But, then, he remembered the painful emotion his eyes showed the time Lone Wolf SIX was reportedly dead.
"STUPID COSPLAYER WHO CROSSDRESSES AS KONOKO," he muttered under his breath. "IT CAN'T BE HELPED AFTER ALL." He looked at Mriya, at that time slashed Zofeah with Falken Sworden. "I TELL YOU WHAT. I'M GOING TO INTERRUPT THE BATTLE AND TAKE ZOFEAH TO SAFETY. HE'S IN BAD SHAPE, AS MY BUILT-IN SENSOR TOLD ME."
"That would be the same as committing suicide!" Elde insisted.
"AND YOU WANT TO SEE ANOTHER LIFE SACRIFICED FOR NO APPARENT REASON?" Robo Ky questioned. Elde had no choice but to agree; Robo Ky is thinking of the same way as he is. For a robot whose free-will is unbelievable, he was impressed by how strong Robo Ky's will to survive is.
"Mriya's got some powerful arsenal," Elde told him, "and she even transforms into Command Gear. You must be very careful with her."
"I KNOW," Robo Ky answered. "BESIDES, I'M NOT GOING TO DIE EASILY. I STILL HAVE A LOT TO DO ON THIS WORLD."
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Aurora frowned. She could feel her heart growing uneasy. Putting her palms on her chest, she tried the best to calm it. She grimaced unpleasantly and tried not to get affected by the uneasiness.
She closed her eyes. In her visions, the sight of a battlefield gone worse appeared. She cringed. It was a sight she never experienced along her life as the Handmaiden of Fate. She realized already, that a great disaster was bound to happen. She could already feel it.
"Chosen One, please hurry…" she whispered, tears forming in the well of her eyes. "Everybody is in great distress, and they needs you right now. Please, Chosen One… you must hurry…"