#.# MWAHAHAHA!! Another chapter of insanity, coming up!!! But first… [continues watching Pokemon] …X.x;;
RVG: What's up?
X.x;;;… Brawley's Machop…
RVG: What's up with Brawley's Machop?
X.x;;;… Stop pestering me!! Disclaimer dude and now you… [goes back watching Pokemon]
Brawley's Machop: Maaaaahhh-chop!!
X.XUU…
RVG: Its voice… it sounds… BLEH! X.XUU
X.XUUUUU For once… I agree with you… Too bad the Machop sounded like Joey! T.TUU… Now it's the start of my new fic, so let's not talk about that! Now the next victim of my story will be…
Pokemon Cast: O.O [back away]
#.# And I choose… BROCK!!! Mwehehehehe…
Brock: Umm… Will I get to date somebody if I agreed to do this?
Hmmm… lemme think… NO!!! [ebil laughter]
Disclaimer: X.XUU Sephira doesn't own Pokemon or Know Your Stars. If you ask, Sephira, she wouldn't want to own that Machop…
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Know your stars…
…Know your stars…
Brock Harrison [twitch]…
…have no eyes…
Brock: Last time I checked, I had two. [points to it]
RVG: -.- You call that an eye?! They're merely lines on your face!
Brock: They are EYES!
RVG: Like I'm sooo gonna believe that! Open them then!
Brock: But they are opened!!
RVG: I don't think so…
Brock: . They are!!!
RVG: ¬¬ Sheesh… you don't have to shout you know…
Brock Harrison [twitch once more]…
…has a big monster for a girlfriend…
Brock: [stares in horror] WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!! I do not have a monster for a girlfriend!!!!!
RVG: [snickers] That's really impossible to believe. I mean, why do all the girls whom you have met have refused you?
Brock: T.T But… I don't even have a girlfriend…
RVG: Nonsense!! Maybe those girls were afraid to go out with you because your 'girlfriend' might hunt them down and rip them to pieces… [snickers]
Brock: T.T… I TOLD YOU! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!! [breaks down]
RVG: -.- Man… this guy is hopeless…
Brock: T.T… I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND!!!
RVG: -.-UU See what I mean…?
Brock Harrison [twitches once more]…
…is secretly in love with stitching and cleaning…
Brock: [stops crying and blinks] O.O?? …I don't have a secret love of stitching and cleaning!
RVG: Then how come you always do it?
Brock: O.O Eh…? ..; Because… I have to…
Sephira: Wait!!!! Stop!
RVG/Brock: [looks at Sephira] O.O?? Hmm?
Sephira: …I gotta admit it… I feel sorry for Brock! Since he agreed to this, why don't we grab him a date? n.n
Brock: TuT Wow… somebody is actually being nice to me!
RVG: O.= WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? Sephira, how could you?!??!
Sephira: [gives RVG an "I-know-what-I'm-doing" look, smiles at Brock] C'mere, Brock. I'll show you your date.
Brock: [happily walks to Sephira]
Sephira: Who do you want to date? [shows a sheet of paper full of beauty models]
Brock: :O… They are all… beautiful!!!!
Sephira: n.n So who do you want to date?
Brock: Uh… I don't know… [picks] How about this one?
Sephira: [takes a look at Brock's date, grins evilly to herself] OK then. We'll send you to your date.
Brock: TuT This is the best moments of my life!!
RVG: [whispers] What are you up to now, Sephira?!
Sephira: [smiles evilly] Oh, you'll see… [transports Brock to his date]
Brock: [looks around for his date]
Woman: [in a sultry voice] Hello, Brock…
Brock: :o [drools]
RVG: [takes a look at Brock's date from the TV screen] :o… That's… [LOL]
Sephira: n.n Now you know what I'm up to…
Ash: Umm… who is she?
RVG: What?! You don't know her?! She's Miriam!
Sephira: But she's not actually a she… Actually… she's a transsexual…
Ash: [looks confused] What's transsexual…?
Sephira: Well, transsexual is a person who changed his or her identity and his or her gender to the opposite one.
Ash: [still looks confused]
RVG: -.- It's like, if you're born a man, then you change yourself into a woman because of an operation!
Ash: O.O… Is that possible?!
Sephira: Of course it is!
RVG: Hehehe… I wonder what will be Brock's reaction if he learned that he was actually dating a guy…?
Sephira/RVG: [LOL]
Ash: O.o Oh no… I better tell Brock… [goes off to tell Brock but was stopped by Sephira's authoress powers] Hmm? What the?! I'm paralyzed!
Sephira/RVG: [laughing evilly]
!!!After 5 hours!!!
Brock: [comes back] T.T
Sephira: Aaawww! Brock! What happened?
Brock: T.T… I was actually dating… A MAN!!!!! THIS IS HUMILIATING!!!!!! T.T [breaks down, waterworks]
Sephira: n.nUU It's OK… [pats him at the back] [grins evilly to herself]
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#.# MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now Brock also felt my wrath!! [evil laughter once again] …Who should I torture next? Who to torture, who to torture…? AHA! I know! n.n
Tuned in next time for the next chappie! n.n
And… no flaming please! Especially you Brock fans out there! This is just a fic! n.n