#.# MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Another ride to insanity!
Everybody else: O.oU
And our next victim is…
Pokemon Cast: O.oU [goes to their hiding place]
[fishes out Misty from a fish tank] You think you can hide from me, can you?! I'm afraid you're mistaken!! #.# MWAHAHAHAHAHA – Hrrff!
Staryu: [Waterguns the Authoress]
. Grr… [wipes her face and throws Staryu and its Pokeball to the tank]
Misty: Aawww… darn… .
O.O!! PG-13, missy! [duct tapes her]
Misty: O.O Mmmmrfhfhmm!! [Translation: HEEEEYY!!]
#.# MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Disclaimer: Sephira doesn't own Pokemon or Know Your Stars. [rolls eyes] Oh, you probably know that by now anyway.
RVG: Ooohh… Somebody's grumpy today!
Disclaimer: -.-# Oh shut up…
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Know your stars…
…Know your stars…
Misty Waterflower (A/N: Don't know the surname.)…
…farts when no one's looking…
Misty: O.o… .…
RVG: Do you have something to say about that?
Misty: Hmrffhmhhfhhrllrrmfhrrmhmmhmffrrhmff!! .
RVG: O.o? Umm, sorry but I don't speak fish language…
Misty: .# [grabs a notepad, writes in it and holds it up]
RVG: Hmmm…? [reads it]
Notepad: You know?! Maybe you should take off the duct tape right now!!! .
RVG: Umm… hehe? n.nU [takes out the duct tape from Misty's mouth]
Misty: .-# Free, at last.
RVG: n.nUU Anyways, is it true you fart when no one is looking?! Don't you think it's pretty unhygienic for a girl like you? [snickers]
Misty: .-U I know it is unhygienic, but don't you know that IT'S DIABOLICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR GIRLS TO FART?!?!?!? (A/N: Quote from Rugrats. Don't own it, and don't watch it. Just heard it…) [grabs RVG's collar] DO YOU KNOW THAT?!!?
RVG: n.nUU Wow, you sure are pissed off! But last time I checked, my previous girlfriend farts in public! Well, what do you say about that?
Misty: O.o That's… disgusting!
RVG: TuT I know… those smelly ol' days… Whenever she farts on public, she giggles and runs away. My friends told me to break up with her, and I did because I always kept being humiliated in front of people… Now, I'm glad to be single…
Misty: O.o… You're a weirdo… [lets go of RVG's collar and goes back to her seat]
RVG: TuT I wish I had a girlfriend that cares about my reputation…
Brock: [from backstage] NOW YOU FEEL MY PAIN!! T.T
RVG: O.o… n.nUU [reads the script]
Misty Waterflower…
...attends the strip club every Thursday night…
…so she could attract Ash!!
Misty: O.O!! [blushes] WHAT?!??! I DO NOT ATTEND A STRIP CLUB JUST TO ATTRACT THAT KNUCKLEHEAD!!!
RVG: -.- Oh really? And do you think I'm supposed to listen to a girl who strips just to attract her crush and farts when no one's looking?
Misty: O.o… [realizes what RVG said] . [blushes] I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT KNUCKLEHEAD!!!
RVG: [snickers] You coulda have fooled me! But I have evidence!!! #.# [takes out a black thong with Ash's face on it] See that?! THIS BELONGS TO YOU!!!
Misty: -.- Ahem! If that belongs to me, I could have put my name on it, just like what I do with the rest!
RVG: O.o… [snickers evilly]
Misty: o.O I did not said that…
RVG: You did.
Misty: PROMISE ME YOU WON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT!! OR ELSE… [a malicious glint ran across her eyes]
RVG: n.nUU OK, I promise… [whistles innocently, emails to everybody that Misty names her under garments] The power of technology! (A/N: Quote from kh4ever's YGO fic. Don't own.)
Misty: O.o What?
RVG: You heard nothing! n.nUU
Misty Waterflower…
…has a secret shrine for Ash inside her closet…
Misty: . [blushes] Why do you people always pair me up with that knucklehead?!
RVG: [snickers] You naïve little girl. Of course we do pair him up with you because you have a crush on him… I mean, not just a crush, but you're obsessed with him! [snickers]
Misty: .# Why do you people rub it in anyway?!
RVG: Well, except the farting thing…
Misty: .## I know!! But why do you always rub the crush thing in!???
RVG: Oh… we must be
mistaken! n.n Now tell us our mistakes! Is it that you don't have a crush on
Ash? Perhaps you're obsessed with him? n.n
Misty: .####### HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO RUB THE
CRUSH THING IN??!??!?! I DO NOT HAVE AN OBSESSION ON THAT STUPID WANNABE!
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RVG: O.O [gasp] I can not believe it! For a leader of the Ash Shrine, you sure discriminate him a lot! What would the fans think?!
Misty: O I HAD ENOUGH!!!! [chases RVG]
RVG: O.O!! [girly scream, runs away]
Misty: O#### [chases RVG with a knife]
RVG: O.OUU Now you know Misty Waterflower… I should run now… SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!
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Poor, poor RVG… #.# MWEHEHEHEHEHE…
Thankies for all the reviews! n.n I really don't have time to answer them right now… See you! [chases after Misty and RVG]
Why must I always clean up after them…? -.-;;
Disclaimer: Tune up next chapter of Know Your Stars! Remember, RR! And no flames! Or the Authoress will wreak havoc upon ye!! #.# MWAHAHAHAHA!! [runs away from Misty fanboys and girls] Why must I end up running away from them too? -.-UU
