Muggle Soap Opera.
Lilith stalked around the manor for about an hour before Lucius finally looked at her. "And what is the matter with you? I thought you liked it here..." he said in a bored tone.
Lilith turned on him sharply. "It's this whole pretending to be a muggle. I can't take it anymore. Not only am I not allowed to perform any sort of magic in fear of those hideous neighbors finding out, you've forced me to accept that fat muggle's offer to date me." Lilith continued to pace back and forth in front of Lucius' coffee table.
Lucius took another sip of his tea. "You seem to hate this as much as Draco does. Granted, I do wish we could have brought the house elves with us, but you will see in due time that this will all be worth it. Once this is a wizarding community." He said matter of factly and returned to his tea. Lilith glared at him for a moment and then went to go to Draco's room. Usually they would complain to Lucius together, but that morning he had locked himself in his room and wouldn't come out.
Lilith stalked up the stairs, skipping every other step. When she got to Draco's door she banged on it. "Let me in, or I swear I'll make you puke slugs for a week you little..." Draco opened the door before Lilith could finish her threat. He stood in the doorway smirking at her.
"Father ignored your nagging again?" He asked, his voice smooth as silk. Lilith gave Draco a stare that could give the Dark Lord a headache and pushed him out of her way. "Pushy..." Draco laughed as Lilith flung herself on his bed.
"The country here is beautiful, and it will make a wonderful wizarding community...but I wish your father would have left us with your mum at the manor." She said, staring at Draco's ceiling. Draco walked to his writing desk and tossed a few papers into a drawer.
"I whole heartedly agree." He said once the drawer was closed and properly locked. "So, don't you have a date with that David git tonight?" He asked, laughing. Lilith threw another piercing look and sat up.
"I'm going to ditch the date. I can't stand that fool. He's ugly, annoying, selfish, ugly, loud, annoying, ugly..." she went on until Draco smacked her in the back of the head. Lightly, but hard enough to get the point. "That's another thing! I think he's abusive." She said, sneering.
"What? Has he hit you?" Draco asked, eyes wide.
"Not yet....but some of the muggle girls told me some stories about what he does if things don't go his way. I simply can NOT stand him. If only your father would let me dump him. But, no. I have to act like a muggle, therefore I'm forced to date a slob. Disgusting."
"Oh, Lilith. Stop whining. Just dump David. There's nothing my father can do about it. The only reason why you're here is because your parents wanted you somewhere that's not near them..." Lilith snorted. "Oh, that's incredibly ladylike." Draco laughed and pushed Lilith on her side.
Lilith continued making gagging sounds and crying, and complaining "EWWW! It's DISGUSTING!!!" and gagging some more. A minute later she flushed the toilet and made more gagging noises.
Draco opened the door a few moments later. "He's gone. Your prince is here to rescue you." He said. Lilith laughed sarcastically and pushed him out of her way.
"Thanks for the idea." She said and walked into her room. Draco stared at the door for a moment and then went back to his room.At dinner Lucius looked at Lilith, then Draco. "That was an amazing performance, Lilith. For a minute I thought you were honestly sick. You really don't like that muggle boy, do you?"
"No. I don't." She replied shortly. Draco sniggered. Lucius stared at him.
"Don't give her all the credit, Father. Don't you know that I'm the one who came up with the plan? I'm also the one that told her to flush the toilet every other minute, to make it more realistic."
"You're both masterminds." Lucius said, bored. He set his fork down and gazed at Lilith and Draco. "I'm sure that He will be very pleased with you two. You will bring Him a long way someday, and you will be rewarded beyond her dreams. I suggest you two stay such close friends. One of you would be good to have, but to have both would be priceless."
"Thank you, sir." Lilith said with more of her amazing acting skills. "It means so much to have you say that." She smiled sweetly and went back to her potatoes. Lucius tilted his head to look at Draco on his left.
"Thanks, Dad." He said, taking a swig of pumpkin juice.
Lucius looked back to Lilith. "Well, if the David child displeases you, then I can't bare to see you with him any longer. Given the way he acted at the door today, I must say I dislike him. Please, do us all a favor and break up with him." Lucius said, playing with his food slightly.
"Thank you so much!" Lilith said, with even more acting. Lucius seemed to be buying it, but Draco started to laugh into his now empty glass of pumpkin juice.The next day Draco went to David's house with Lilith. He didn't want to go, but she gave him more of that glare. Then when the glare didn't change his mind, she started crying. He knew she was acting, and just doing it to guilt him into going. He knew the whole time...but it still worked. He went to David's house and Lilith was very proud of herself.
"In short, I'm breaking up with you." Lilith said to David, who had a slack and confused look on his face. Draco was sitting in a chair behind Lilith, who was standing in the middle of David's bedroom. David was sitting on his bed, slouching. Lilith hated when he slouched.
Draco smiled and rocked his head side to side to a song stuck in his head. There were only three things that Draco and Lilith liked about the muggle world. One of them was the music.
"I..." Draco's head went to the left. "Am..." Draco's head went to his right. "Iron Man." Draco's head bobbed back to his left. He closed his eyes for a moment and then snapped them back open when he heard the fat muggle say something.
"You're dumping me for Blondie, aren't you?" He said, standing up.
Lilith sighed and looked over her shoulder at Draco, who had started humming. She turned back to look at David's red face. "That would be an improvement. But, no. I'm breaking up with you because I can't stand you. Mr. Malfoy thought I should date you because we are new here and wanted me to 'adjust'. I've adjusted to the town, but not to you."She started combing her fingers through her jet black hair. It stopped just past her chin, and was naturally straight. But lately her hair had been getting some wave to it, and Draco suspected that she lied about it being naturally straight.
"Anyways. That's that. Please stop going to the skate parks, seeing as you're not a skater and I need to practice with Loretta." Lilith said, turning and opening the door to David's room. "Good bye." Draco got up and sniggered all the way out the door."Well, that was a rather heart-felt breakup. I think you still love him, Lilith." Draco said, deliberately stepping on the backs of her Converses.
"Draco, if you know what's good for you, you will get the Hell off of my sneakers." Lilith said, ignoring Draco's sarcastic remark. Draco stopped and resumed to walking next to Lilith. "Well, I'm incredibly bored." Lilith huffed, looking off to her right where the neighborhood abandoned church was. It was more of a cathedral, it was so big and beautiful. She couldn't understand why they decided to move out of it and into another church.
"Let's go find Erik and Tony, and catch another one of those really bad muggle movies." Draco said, fishing through his pockets for money. Lilith was still staring at the church, and simply nodded her head.They met Erik, Tony and a few of the others at the movie theaters. "Right. Well, this is Eliza...." Tony said, pointing at a short girl with purple pig tails. "Liza! Liza! Leave off the E!" She said, glaring at Tony. She picked her hand up and slapped Tony's arm down. "And it's rude to point." She said, hiking up her pants. They looked three sizes too big for her very thin frame.
"Oh my God." Draco said, staring at her. "You're so freaking cute!! You can't weigh more than a bag of potatoes!" Draco marveled, staring at her bare belly below her belly shirt. Liza just blushed and fidgeted with her pants some more, staring at the ground.
"Hey, now. That's my half-sister." Said a bigger guy behind her. Draco looked at him, he obviously got his body from a different parent, he was heavier and looked like he hadn't slept in months.
"ANYWAYS!!" Tony said, getting the attention back to him. "Yeah, so this is El Donnie." He said, kicking El Donnie in the leg. "Don't worry Draco. He won't hurt you." He said, laughing. All the colour had left Draco's face, and Lilith was doubled over laughing.
The group went up to look at posters for the movies coming out, but Draco and Liza stayed behind. A few minutes later Lilith shouted "C'mon! We chose the movie, already!!" But when she looked over her shoulder they were gone. El Donnie looked and noticed too. "Promise me you won't kill Draco. It's not really his fault. He was born with the Malfoy Charm and it controls his brain when he's around girls." She said.
El Donnie just looked back at his ticket. "Just don't kill Liza when he gets a disease." Erik said over his shoulder. Erik and Tony started laughing, and El Donnie smiled. "Stop with the look, Lilith. She's pure. Well, not pure..but she's clean of disease."
Pure. Lilith's mouth dropped open. Pure.YAAAAAY for chapter 1! Now all I need is a title, and we're in. It's long, huh? Sorry...I just love this story so much. Since it came from one of my dreams it's very close to me. OH! I just thought of a title. Anyways, I think this is going to be a story with long chapters..so I hope you don't mind. If anything you can just print them out and read them at summer school. HAHA. I made a funny. No, seriously. Read them at school. Get me some freaking publicity! Love the fans, and love the reviews. Psycho Eff is BACK!! Three cheers!