Spock walked onto the bridge of the Enterprise. He looked around. Everyone was wearing a hat. And one in particular looked familiar.

" Where have I seen that hat before?" Spock wondered.

" He fell of your head at the Christmas party, you dope. Man, some people have bad memories." said a voice above him.

Spock looked up, but there was no one there. He felt some thing on his head. It was a hat. Suddenly a voice spoke into his ear again

"Yup, here I am! We have come back!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! You thought we were a joke! But we have come to take over your planet!"

Spock realized he must do something, so he thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought. He couldn't think of anything so he thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought some more. Finally it came to him. These hats were obviously living organisms. He quickly performed a mind-meld with the top hat that had fallen off his head and screamed at it to go away! It went away! Every other hat went away! They all jumped out the window. Don't ask me what window, just a window! And they were never seen again! Hopefully...

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