Once upon a time there were two dogs.
Yes, TWO dogs.
One was named Spock.
One was named Captain. This I have already said, but ill say it again. One was named Spock.
Spock ruled the fire hydrant on the end of the street. Captain commanded a star wagon.
One day, Spock met a girl dog. Her name was Christine. Christine loved Spock. You probably think Spock wouldn't love Christine, because he should only care about logic.
HE'S A DOG! OF COURSE HE LOVED HER!
Dogs don't care about logic. They care about food. And dogs of the opposite gender. And food. And fire hydrants. Otherwise they are asleep. Or chasing cats.
So Spock and Christine went off together to . . . ummm . . . howl at the moon. Yeah, they were howling at the moon when Captain came in. he was mad because he had no one to love. And Christine was beautiful. But just then . . . a beautiful girl named lovely alien girl came over. Captain went off with her. And that was the end.
the movie flickered off. every body was staring at the screen. "fascinating." said someone in the audience. it was NOT Spock. Spock was still a dog.
THE END
A/N: wow too short. sum 1, please, give me an idea! PLEASE! and review!
Yes, TWO dogs.
One was named Spock.
One was named Captain. This I have already said, but ill say it again. One was named Spock.
Spock ruled the fire hydrant on the end of the street. Captain commanded a star wagon.
One day, Spock met a girl dog. Her name was Christine. Christine loved Spock. You probably think Spock wouldn't love Christine, because he should only care about logic.
HE'S A DOG! OF COURSE HE LOVED HER!
Dogs don't care about logic. They care about food. And dogs of the opposite gender. And food. And fire hydrants. Otherwise they are asleep. Or chasing cats.
So Spock and Christine went off together to . . . ummm . . . howl at the moon. Yeah, they were howling at the moon when Captain came in. he was mad because he had no one to love. And Christine was beautiful. But just then . . . a beautiful girl named lovely alien girl came over. Captain went off with her. And that was the end.
the movie flickered off. every body was staring at the screen. "fascinating." said someone in the audience. it was NOT Spock. Spock was still a dog.
THE END
A/N: wow too short. sum 1, please, give me an idea! PLEASE! and review!