Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story or Star Wars in general. This is just a drabble I came up with in English class last year. It is very AU since I wrote it before the last few NJO books came out.
"Sir, would you mind if I kidnap your daughter?" Colonel Jagged Fel asked former General Han Solo.
"Why would you want to do that?" Han asked.
"How else do you expect her to take a break? Jaina won't do it on her own." Jag replied. "Besides, I've always thought imitation is the highest form of flattery."
"Good point. Okay, go ahead. How do you plan to pull this off?"
"I've considered some options, but none will work very well. You don't still have that Gun of Command, do you?"
"No, Leia made me get rid of it after that...incident," Han said with a look of wistfulness. "You're right, there aren't any good ways to kidnap Jaina. Sit down, we'll think of something." Over the next hour, they had thought about stunning her, but realized that she'd kill Jag if he tried, knocking her out, which had the same result, and having Jacen 'assist' her sleep through the Force, with her permission of course. This, they decided, was the best course of action.
"Good luck, kid," Han said as Jag was leaving, "Whatever you do, just make sure she's unarmed when she wakes up."