Heart of a Fairy: Thank you so much for liking my fic. "Shi Shi
Hokudan" is a phrase used by Ryoga Hibiki in Rumiko Takahashi's manga Ranma
1/2. It releases all of a person's depression in a chi attack.
Akikaze no Uta: No, that wasn't TOO much of a spoiler........but feelings are feelings, and I just don't like Kikyo as much as I guess I should. Oh well. (It's kind of like how some people say that Shippo is annoying. THE BLASPHEMERS!)
Ever Happy: Okay, I'll try to make the chapters longer, but I can't promise anything......^_^;;; Thanks for the compliment on the blooper section!
SofiaDragon: Hm, never thought of it that way......but yeah, I guess this IS his punishment.....
Sanosuke Sagara: Why Miroku? Well, can you HONESTLY picture Kagome calling Inuyasha gay? Didn't think so. Well, in here, Sango actually DOES think he is gay, she's not being cruel. But I guess your idea of it would be kind of funny......maybe I'll add it into a blooper!
Suns Golden Ray: Thank you for the criticism. But how would I have anonymous reviews? O_o As for Chapter 2 being a continuation of Chapter 1.........well, you got me there! I will try to make the chapters longer, though.
Zero: Well, think of it this way: Sometimes gay people try to force themselves to like the opposite sex just to fit in. Sango might see that trait in Miroku and put two and two together (and get 5). Thank you, I will try to keep up with everybody's expectations!
Kazumigirl: NO! Not the emus!! Of course I'll continue, if only for their sake! :D
Disclaimer: Mommy, mommy, guess what I learned in school today? I don't own
Inuyasha, so people can't sue me for making a fic!
Ch. 3: Stop Laughing At Me!
Miroku was NOT in his happy place.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!"
He had been standing around Kaede's hut for over 10 minutes and the she wouldn't stop laughing at him!
"Kagome-sama, please! I'm desperate!"
"She said....she said..HHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kagome started hiccupping. She couldn't help it, this was priceless! After 15 minutes and a blue face later (she forgot to breathe), she finally calmed down enough to talk.
Miroku tore at his hair and rambled, "What do I do? Kagome-sama, how could she think I'm gay?! After all the women I've propositioned, all the times I've groped her, HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS COULD SHE THINK I'M GAY?!"
Kagome defensively explained," Hey, she is NOT dense! I mean, you DO try too hard-"
Miroku interrupted,"-but that's only so I can have an heir if we fail to destroy Naraku!"
Kagome continued, ignoring his outburst,"-and you seem to ignore any girl that DOES like you-"
"-only because my heart belongs to SANGO!"
Kagome sighed. He was so clueless. If he wanted to convince Sango he wasn't gay, then why wouldn't he listen to her?
Miroku seethed. Why were women so..so...ARG!! He muttered," It's not like I LOOK gay or anything.." Kagome sweatdropped. This was a statement coming from a guy that wore a dress-like robe with a bow on it, had a ponytail, and wore earrings. Kagome ventured," Well, you kind of have that aura.." He glared at her and venomously gritted out," What. Did. You. Say."
Gaining strength, Kagome argued," Well, yeah! You have the aura of a gay person!"
"What does that mean?!" Miroku burst.
Kagome yelled back," It means that you seem like you ARE gay, in actions and all!"
Miroku was taken aback. He...SEEMED gay?! How could he?! He was just as, or even more masculine, than Inuyasha! He didn't fuss about his appearance or like cooking or picking daisies! HE WAS THE DEFINITION OF MANLY!!!!
Just as Miroku was about to yell out about a long list of reasons he why he DIDN'T seem gay, the door opened to reveal Sango.
Kagome greeted," Hi Sango-chan!"
Sango returned," Hello yourself, Kagome-chan. I was just looking for you!"
"What for?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to go to the hot springs with me?"
"Sure! Let me just grab my things! I'll meet you there!" All throughout this exchange, Miroku just stood there staring at Sango, longing, depression, and hope showing on his face. As she turned to leave, she noticed him, gave him a quick hug, and left the hut.
As Kagome turned to leave, she gave Miroku a last piece of advice.
"Miroku, you should tell Sango what you just told me. The longer she thinks you're gay, the less chance there is that she can ever see you as a potential boyfriend. Good luck. And if you peek on us, I swear I will have Kaede put a rosary on you too!" And with that, she walked out of the hut.
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Miroku was sitting on the floor of Kaede's hut, musing about his predicament. Well, everything boiled down to two choices:
A) Forget about Sango, and go on with his life.
B) Try to show Sango that he isn't gay and risk losing her trust
and friendship.
But, of course, this wasn't even a choice. He knew he would go along with Plan B. But, what if it was already too late.... what if she was already in love with somebody...what if she wasn't even straight? But, he thought, everything has its risks. Wasn't Sango worth it all? So, with this on his mind, he started devising ways to let Sango see the light.
BLOOPERS!!!!
BLOOPER 1: Miroku was sitting on the floor of Kaede's hut, musing about his predicament.
Boxers or briefs, boxers or briefs....
BLOOPER 2: Miroku was sitting on the floor of Kaede's hut, musing about his predicament. Well, make that trying to muse about his predicament. The sight of Kaede worshipping a picture of a shirtless John Travolta was quite distracting.
BLOOPER 3: "Miroku, you should tell Sango what you just told me. The longer she thinks you're gay, the less chance there is that she can ever see you as a potential boyfriend. Good luck. And if you don't send Inuyasha to peek on us, I'll kill you! I'll show HIM I'm sexier than Kikyo ever was!"
Akikaze no Uta: No, that wasn't TOO much of a spoiler........but feelings are feelings, and I just don't like Kikyo as much as I guess I should. Oh well. (It's kind of like how some people say that Shippo is annoying. THE BLASPHEMERS!)
Ever Happy: Okay, I'll try to make the chapters longer, but I can't promise anything......^_^;;; Thanks for the compliment on the blooper section!
SofiaDragon: Hm, never thought of it that way......but yeah, I guess this IS his punishment.....
Sanosuke Sagara: Why Miroku? Well, can you HONESTLY picture Kagome calling Inuyasha gay? Didn't think so. Well, in here, Sango actually DOES think he is gay, she's not being cruel. But I guess your idea of it would be kind of funny......maybe I'll add it into a blooper!
Suns Golden Ray: Thank you for the criticism. But how would I have anonymous reviews? O_o As for Chapter 2 being a continuation of Chapter 1.........well, you got me there! I will try to make the chapters longer, though.
Zero: Well, think of it this way: Sometimes gay people try to force themselves to like the opposite sex just to fit in. Sango might see that trait in Miroku and put two and two together (and get 5). Thank you, I will try to keep up with everybody's expectations!
Kazumigirl: NO! Not the emus!! Of course I'll continue, if only for their sake! :D
Disclaimer: Mommy, mommy, guess what I learned in school today? I don't own
Inuyasha, so people can't sue me for making a fic!
Ch. 3: Stop Laughing At Me!
Miroku was NOT in his happy place.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!"
He had been standing around Kaede's hut for over 10 minutes and the she wouldn't stop laughing at him!
"Kagome-sama, please! I'm desperate!"
"She said....she said..HHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kagome started hiccupping. She couldn't help it, this was priceless! After 15 minutes and a blue face later (she forgot to breathe), she finally calmed down enough to talk.
Miroku tore at his hair and rambled, "What do I do? Kagome-sama, how could she think I'm gay?! After all the women I've propositioned, all the times I've groped her, HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS COULD SHE THINK I'M GAY?!"
Kagome defensively explained," Hey, she is NOT dense! I mean, you DO try too hard-"
Miroku interrupted,"-but that's only so I can have an heir if we fail to destroy Naraku!"
Kagome continued, ignoring his outburst,"-and you seem to ignore any girl that DOES like you-"
"-only because my heart belongs to SANGO!"
Kagome sighed. He was so clueless. If he wanted to convince Sango he wasn't gay, then why wouldn't he listen to her?
Miroku seethed. Why were women so..so...ARG!! He muttered," It's not like I LOOK gay or anything.." Kagome sweatdropped. This was a statement coming from a guy that wore a dress-like robe with a bow on it, had a ponytail, and wore earrings. Kagome ventured," Well, you kind of have that aura.." He glared at her and venomously gritted out," What. Did. You. Say."
Gaining strength, Kagome argued," Well, yeah! You have the aura of a gay person!"
"What does that mean?!" Miroku burst.
Kagome yelled back," It means that you seem like you ARE gay, in actions and all!"
Miroku was taken aback. He...SEEMED gay?! How could he?! He was just as, or even more masculine, than Inuyasha! He didn't fuss about his appearance or like cooking or picking daisies! HE WAS THE DEFINITION OF MANLY!!!!
Just as Miroku was about to yell out about a long list of reasons he why he DIDN'T seem gay, the door opened to reveal Sango.
Kagome greeted," Hi Sango-chan!"
Sango returned," Hello yourself, Kagome-chan. I was just looking for you!"
"What for?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to go to the hot springs with me?"
"Sure! Let me just grab my things! I'll meet you there!" All throughout this exchange, Miroku just stood there staring at Sango, longing, depression, and hope showing on his face. As she turned to leave, she noticed him, gave him a quick hug, and left the hut.
As Kagome turned to leave, she gave Miroku a last piece of advice.
"Miroku, you should tell Sango what you just told me. The longer she thinks you're gay, the less chance there is that she can ever see you as a potential boyfriend. Good luck. And if you peek on us, I swear I will have Kaede put a rosary on you too!" And with that, she walked out of the hut.
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Miroku was sitting on the floor of Kaede's hut, musing about his predicament. Well, everything boiled down to two choices:
A) Forget about Sango, and go on with his life.
B) Try to show Sango that he isn't gay and risk losing her trust
and friendship.
But, of course, this wasn't even a choice. He knew he would go along with Plan B. But, what if it was already too late.... what if she was already in love with somebody...what if she wasn't even straight? But, he thought, everything has its risks. Wasn't Sango worth it all? So, with this on his mind, he started devising ways to let Sango see the light.
BLOOPERS!!!!
BLOOPER 1: Miroku was sitting on the floor of Kaede's hut, musing about his predicament.
Boxers or briefs, boxers or briefs....
BLOOPER 2: Miroku was sitting on the floor of Kaede's hut, musing about his predicament. Well, make that trying to muse about his predicament. The sight of Kaede worshipping a picture of a shirtless John Travolta was quite distracting.
BLOOPER 3: "Miroku, you should tell Sango what you just told me. The longer she thinks you're gay, the less chance there is that she can ever see you as a potential boyfriend. Good luck. And if you don't send Inuyasha to peek on us, I'll kill you! I'll show HIM I'm sexier than Kikyo ever was!"