Akikaze no Uta: Yes, I know that he looks right at home in the Feudal Era,
but I had to have SOMETHING for Kagome to gripe about....Thanks for the
compliment!
VioletRose4: Is everybody really that OOC? I didn't intend it to be that way but that's the way things go.......I'll try to update every couple of days.
FireCat7: Thank you for liking the bloopers....Yeah, I kind of have a problem with length but I'm getting better at it, aren't I? ^_^;;
Crystal Sapphire: Do you want me to double-space or what? ^_^;;; I'll try, but I don't think that double-spacing would work. Thanks for liking the bloopers!!
Duo The Dark Magician: Thanks for the idea! But that was what I was intending to do...
Disclaimer: You see a couple of men in black suits cornering a teenage
fangirl.
"Give it up!" The black suit men demand.
"NEVER!" The fangirl cries. "Then we must bring out the big guns of lawsuits and other legal stuff!"
They start chucking briefcases at her. The fangirl hangs her head in defeat and says, "FINE! I don't own Inuyasha
(that privilege belongs to Rumiko Takahashi)! THERE! YOU'VE CRUSHED MY
HOPES AND DREAMS! HAPPY?!"
The black suit men cheer and break out the sake.
Ch: 5 This Is My Anthem
It was the next day, and Miroku was ready to put his plan into action. Earlier he had placed speakers all over the village, so that even if she was in the forest (highly doubtful) she would still hear him. He put the CD in the karaoke machine and before the music started, he scared the villagers shitless by having his voice booming everywhere," Sango-chan, this is a song in your dedication. I hope you will get my point." And with that, he took a deep breath.
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15 minutes ago....
Shippo was hungry, dammit! At least, that was what his growling insides were telling him, his stomach churning in agony. He was scampering around looking for Kagome because he wanted his candy, and he wanted it now! (A/N: Yes, I know that Shippo is OOC right now, but aren't you when you are hungry? Just grin and bear it peoples, just grin and bear it..) Suddenly, his demon senses pricked, sending shivers up his spine. He sharply turned to see a strange big black box and some black thingies coming out of it (which the viewers would recognize as the Karaoke machine that Miroku was going to use). He sniffed the cords and his nose scrunched as the wiry smell greeted him. Then his eyes grew wide as he remembered that a certain candy Kagome gave him smelled exactly like this! He thought triumphantly, Kagome must have brought a licorice tree here! Yay! And without further ado, he plopped down on the ground and started munching on the wires.
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(And now, back to the present..)
Sango heard the announcement and was wondering what exactly he was going to sing that he couldn't tell her in person. Well, whatever, any excuse to hear him sing. She blushed as she remembered how sexy he sounded when Kagome brought the Karaoke machine back to the Feudal age for Christmas. Sango shook her head furiously and firmly told herself, He's gay. Get used to it! There is absolutely NO point in falling for someone that would never love me, let alone anybody of my gender.. And with those thoughts running through her head, she prepped herself for the "concert".
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Kagome and Inuyasha, previously arguing about her going back home for a couple of days, were shocked into silence by Miroku's announcement. Kagome broke the silence by sighing," Fine, I'll stay. But this Tama detector is going home after we find another shard, understand?"
Inuyasha went into his classic "whatever" pose and rudely drawled," Feh," but he mentally said, Oh yeah, sure, right.
And with that, they headed to where Miroku was, anticipating the concert.
******************************************************
The moment of truth had arrived. He closed his eyes and began to sing.
This is what he had INTENDED to sing:
I'm not gay
As opposed to what they say
I'd proposition you
But you said that I'm not straight
If you can't believe this
I'll still love you
..And this is what came out of the speakers:
I'm..gay
As opposed to what they say
.....
But you said that I am.straight
.. You can't believe this
I'll...you And then the microphone died altogether, leaving a furious Sango and an embarrassed and very scared Houshi.
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It was a lovely town to passerby, a nice town with a nice miko and nice inhabitants. A couple of travelers decided on spending the night, when they heard a shrieking sound sounding eerily like ," NO! SANGO-CHAN IT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME EXPLAIN- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" And so, a bit green in the face, the travelers headed in the opposite direction as fast as their feet would carry them.
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Kagome was giggling as she tended Miroku's cuts and bruises from Sango's temper.
Miroku grumped," It's not funny."
Shippo, eating real candy, shared Kagome's mirth and guffawed," Yeah right Miroku. That was so funny!" He cocked his head to the side," But what's "gay" mean anyway?"
Inuyasha, Kagome, and Miroku quickly answered," You're too young to know."
Shippo said," FEH!" and stomped out, grumbling something about how he SO old enough to know things.
Miroku sweatdropped and stated," He spends WAY too much time around Inuyasha for his own good."
"OI! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN YOU PERVERTED PRIEST! AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO SHOW I'M NOT GAY AND WHO I LOVE THAT I LOVE HER!!"
Kagome huffed, "And that would be Kikyo, right?!" She stomped out of the hut.
Inuyasha asked, "Did I miss something?"
Miroku flatly stated," Only the obvious."
"Feh, whatever. Do you want my advice or not?" Inuyasha calmly asked.
Miroku, nearing the end of his rope, defeatedly said," Okay, what's the plan?"
Inuyasha, missing the enthusiasm in his friend's voice, explained," Well, if you're gay, then you have no interest in females. So, if you have an interest in females, you're not gay-"
"Brilliant deduction, Sherlock." Ignoring this, he continued,"-so if you show Sango that you're interested in her because she's a GIRL, then you're set!"
Miroku frustratedly returned," If I could do that, then why would I sit around and ask YOU for advice?!"
Inuyasha yelled," Do you want to hear the plan or not?!"
Miroku amended," YES YES! Okay, so what is it?" He leaned in as Inuyasha filled him in on the plan.
BLOOPERS!!!
BLOOPER 1:
15 minutes ago....
Shippo was hungry, dammit!
Now...
Shippo was happily munching on Sesshomaru's fluffy thingy, charbroiled to perfection.
BLOOPER 2:
Kagome and Inuyasha, previously arguing about her going back home for a couple of days, were shocked into silence by Miroku's announcement. Kagome was the first to recover, and she used this to her advantage by kicking Inuyasha in the groin and making a mad dash for the well, yelling back at him," YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!"
BLOOPER 3:
He closed his eyes and began to sing. He got into one line before a random old hag started throwing tomatoes at him yelling "BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!! WHERE'S FRANK SINATRA WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!"
Okies, I have a little question for you guys. You see, I have a little plot dilemma and would like you to help me choose the way the story will go on from here. There are three choices:
A) Inuyasha's plan works
B) Inuyasha's plan involves Miroku going to ask help from the "most often called gay" characters, thereby leading him to a quest.
C) Inuyasha's plan is discarded as Miroku thinks of a new plot to try. *Note: I know I haven't said what Inuyasha's plan is (except for in Choice B), but that's a surprise!*
VioletRose4: Is everybody really that OOC? I didn't intend it to be that way but that's the way things go.......I'll try to update every couple of days.
FireCat7: Thank you for liking the bloopers....Yeah, I kind of have a problem with length but I'm getting better at it, aren't I? ^_^;;
Crystal Sapphire: Do you want me to double-space or what? ^_^;;; I'll try, but I don't think that double-spacing would work. Thanks for liking the bloopers!!
Duo The Dark Magician: Thanks for the idea! But that was what I was intending to do...
Disclaimer: You see a couple of men in black suits cornering a teenage
fangirl.
"Give it up!" The black suit men demand.
"NEVER!" The fangirl cries. "Then we must bring out the big guns of lawsuits and other legal stuff!"
They start chucking briefcases at her. The fangirl hangs her head in defeat and says, "FINE! I don't own Inuyasha
(that privilege belongs to Rumiko Takahashi)! THERE! YOU'VE CRUSHED MY
HOPES AND DREAMS! HAPPY?!"
The black suit men cheer and break out the sake.
Ch: 5 This Is My Anthem
It was the next day, and Miroku was ready to put his plan into action. Earlier he had placed speakers all over the village, so that even if she was in the forest (highly doubtful) she would still hear him. He put the CD in the karaoke machine and before the music started, he scared the villagers shitless by having his voice booming everywhere," Sango-chan, this is a song in your dedication. I hope you will get my point." And with that, he took a deep breath.
******************************************************
15 minutes ago....
Shippo was hungry, dammit! At least, that was what his growling insides were telling him, his stomach churning in agony. He was scampering around looking for Kagome because he wanted his candy, and he wanted it now! (A/N: Yes, I know that Shippo is OOC right now, but aren't you when you are hungry? Just grin and bear it peoples, just grin and bear it..) Suddenly, his demon senses pricked, sending shivers up his spine. He sharply turned to see a strange big black box and some black thingies coming out of it (which the viewers would recognize as the Karaoke machine that Miroku was going to use). He sniffed the cords and his nose scrunched as the wiry smell greeted him. Then his eyes grew wide as he remembered that a certain candy Kagome gave him smelled exactly like this! He thought triumphantly, Kagome must have brought a licorice tree here! Yay! And without further ado, he plopped down on the ground and started munching on the wires.
******************************************************
(And now, back to the present..)
Sango heard the announcement and was wondering what exactly he was going to sing that he couldn't tell her in person. Well, whatever, any excuse to hear him sing. She blushed as she remembered how sexy he sounded when Kagome brought the Karaoke machine back to the Feudal age for Christmas. Sango shook her head furiously and firmly told herself, He's gay. Get used to it! There is absolutely NO point in falling for someone that would never love me, let alone anybody of my gender.. And with those thoughts running through her head, she prepped herself for the "concert".
******************************************************
Kagome and Inuyasha, previously arguing about her going back home for a couple of days, were shocked into silence by Miroku's announcement. Kagome broke the silence by sighing," Fine, I'll stay. But this Tama detector is going home after we find another shard, understand?"
Inuyasha went into his classic "whatever" pose and rudely drawled," Feh," but he mentally said, Oh yeah, sure, right.
And with that, they headed to where Miroku was, anticipating the concert.
******************************************************
The moment of truth had arrived. He closed his eyes and began to sing.
This is what he had INTENDED to sing:
I'm not gay
As opposed to what they say
I'd proposition you
But you said that I'm not straight
If you can't believe this
I'll still love you
..And this is what came out of the speakers:
I'm..gay
As opposed to what they say
.....
But you said that I am.straight
.. You can't believe this
I'll...you And then the microphone died altogether, leaving a furious Sango and an embarrassed and very scared Houshi.
******************************************************
It was a lovely town to passerby, a nice town with a nice miko and nice inhabitants. A couple of travelers decided on spending the night, when they heard a shrieking sound sounding eerily like ," NO! SANGO-CHAN IT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME EXPLAIN- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" And so, a bit green in the face, the travelers headed in the opposite direction as fast as their feet would carry them.
******************************************************
Kagome was giggling as she tended Miroku's cuts and bruises from Sango's temper.
Miroku grumped," It's not funny."
Shippo, eating real candy, shared Kagome's mirth and guffawed," Yeah right Miroku. That was so funny!" He cocked his head to the side," But what's "gay" mean anyway?"
Inuyasha, Kagome, and Miroku quickly answered," You're too young to know."
Shippo said," FEH!" and stomped out, grumbling something about how he SO old enough to know things.
Miroku sweatdropped and stated," He spends WAY too much time around Inuyasha for his own good."
"OI! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN YOU PERVERTED PRIEST! AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO SHOW I'M NOT GAY AND WHO I LOVE THAT I LOVE HER!!"
Kagome huffed, "And that would be Kikyo, right?!" She stomped out of the hut.
Inuyasha asked, "Did I miss something?"
Miroku flatly stated," Only the obvious."
"Feh, whatever. Do you want my advice or not?" Inuyasha calmly asked.
Miroku, nearing the end of his rope, defeatedly said," Okay, what's the plan?"
Inuyasha, missing the enthusiasm in his friend's voice, explained," Well, if you're gay, then you have no interest in females. So, if you have an interest in females, you're not gay-"
"Brilliant deduction, Sherlock." Ignoring this, he continued,"-so if you show Sango that you're interested in her because she's a GIRL, then you're set!"
Miroku frustratedly returned," If I could do that, then why would I sit around and ask YOU for advice?!"
Inuyasha yelled," Do you want to hear the plan or not?!"
Miroku amended," YES YES! Okay, so what is it?" He leaned in as Inuyasha filled him in on the plan.
BLOOPERS!!!
BLOOPER 1:
15 minutes ago....
Shippo was hungry, dammit!
Now...
Shippo was happily munching on Sesshomaru's fluffy thingy, charbroiled to perfection.
BLOOPER 2:
Kagome and Inuyasha, previously arguing about her going back home for a couple of days, were shocked into silence by Miroku's announcement. Kagome was the first to recover, and she used this to her advantage by kicking Inuyasha in the groin and making a mad dash for the well, yelling back at him," YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!"
BLOOPER 3:
He closed his eyes and began to sing. He got into one line before a random old hag started throwing tomatoes at him yelling "BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!! WHERE'S FRANK SINATRA WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!"
Okies, I have a little question for you guys. You see, I have a little plot dilemma and would like you to help me choose the way the story will go on from here. There are three choices:
A) Inuyasha's plan works
B) Inuyasha's plan involves Miroku going to ask help from the "most often called gay" characters, thereby leading him to a quest.
C) Inuyasha's plan is discarded as Miroku thinks of a new plot to try. *Note: I know I haven't said what Inuyasha's plan is (except for in Choice B), but that's a surprise!*