Ever Happy: Thank you so much!! Personally, that was my favorite chapter
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VioletRose4: Yes, Sesshomaru is a hottie...... Glad to hear you thought Chapter 6 was funny.
Disclaimer: Do I have to tell you yet another time? I don't own Inuyasha, but I do own Kei!
Ch. 7: A Bit of Harmless Flirting
Miroku, Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo were just lazing about waiting for Sango to come back from her demon exterminating. Suddenly, Miroku felt the hairs on the back of his neck pringle, as if sensing danger.
He murmured," I sense an ominous cloud coming to the village." Everybody stared at him until Shippo asked," What's with him?" Kagome answered," Sango withdrawal." Inuyasha and Shippo chucked as Miroku sighed. Why did they never believe him? Inuyasha perked up and announced," Hey, I can smell that Sango's back. Now we can FINALLY get back to shard-hunting!"
Shippo argued," Hey! What about Kagome? What if she has a test? Shouldn't you check in with her to see if it's okay?" Kagome herself was too shocked by this outburst to respond. Inuyasha asked," Why would I care what a stupid wench has on her agenda?"
Shippo immediately answered," Because she's your woman!"
While Kagome and Inuyasha's faces imitated ripe tomatoes, Miroku walked around, trying to locate his Sango-chan. After a couple of minutes, he heard an unusually high pitched and perky voice giggle," Oh, that's sooooooo cute!" Curious as to what or who could manage to sound so annoying, he followed the tittering to find Sango and a girl her age conversing. The girl had long brown hair in an elaborate braid/bun, slanted brown eyes, and wore a pink and purple kimono. He smilingly approached them and greeted," Hello ladies. Welcome back Sango-chan. And who might your friend be?"
Sango brightly smiled," Oh! Houshi-sama!" She gave him a brief hug. "Good to see you again! We were just talking about you!"
The girl openly oogled him and squealed," Oooooh, I like I like!"
Miroku edged away from her as Sango introduced the girl as her childhood friend Mitsurugi Kei. Sango explained," You see, Houshi-sama, Kei is actually just like you!" Miroku cautiously asked," How..?" Sango exclaimed," He's also gay!"
Miroku squeaked," He?!?!" Kei giggled," YUP! I just cross-dress for fun!" He then grabbed Miroku's hands and seriously asked," Will you be my lover?" Sweatdropping, Miroku ripped his hands from the strange man and ran like the dickens.
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When Miroku finally gathered the courage to go back to Kaede's hut (afraid of what he might meet there), he was immediately glomped on by the very reason he was nervous.
"HOUSHI-SAMA-CHAN!" Kei squealed, affixed to his side.
Kagome and Sango giggled as Miroku shot them a desperate "help me" look.
Shippo confusedly asked," Hang on, so you're really a guy? But why are you dressed like a girl?"
Kei, still hugging Miroku, smilingly replied," Well, I think that girls are cooler than guys, so I turned into one!"
Everyone, with the exception of Kei, sweatdropped. Sango interluded," Well, I figured that since Houshi-sama is gay and Kei is gay, that they would make a cute couple!"
Kei giggled," Well, thank you for your blessing Sango-chan!" His eyes went sparkly. "I have finally found my soul mate!"
During this entire conversation, Miroku had been trying to pry Kei off of him. Kei, noticing his struggle, made goo-goo eyes at him and flirted," Well, baby, maybe we should go somewhere a little bit more private, hm?" And with that, he dragged him out of the hut.
Miroku squeaked," HELP!!!"
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Our favorite monk, now tied to a tree, could only hopelessly struggle as Kei started to apply a feudal version of lipstick to his lips. Winking at Miroku, he flirtatiously said," Darling, you're so cute! Pretending to struggle, just to make me laugh!" He giggled and then seductively murmured," I just know you want me, baby." As Kei leaned in to kiss Miroku, the poor monk squeezed his eyes shut, dreading what would soon happen.....only to get hit in the head by Hirakatsu. He dazedly heard Sango angrily huff," You two lovebirds can play later! Kagome said that lunch is ready." And with that she stormed off. Kei murmured," What's up with her?" and hurriedly untied Miroku. As Miroku cricked his back, Kei jumped onto his back squealing " Gimme a piggy-back ride, luh-ver!" With dots for eyes and a gigantic sweatdrop on his head, Miroku sighed and carried the crossdresser back to the village.
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The moment Miroku had gotten into the hut, he collapsed from sheer exhaustion. Kei confusedly started slapping Miroku's face and reprimanded, "No, it's not sleepy time, it's lunch time!! Wake up darling!!" Kagome hurriedly said," Um, Kei, here, um, here's your cup!" Kagome held up the aforesaid ramen and Kei zoomed over there, her "darling" forgotten. Miroku groaned and sat up. He smelled the coaxing aroma of the ramen and trudged over to Kagome and plopped down. Kagome wordlessly handed him some ramen. Inuyasha rudely pointed at Kei and asked,"Oi, wench, er, I mean, whatever, are you coming with us to look for shards or not? We're leaving really soon and we don't need any extra people to look after. cough*likeShippo*cough."
Kagome annoyedly yelled," SIT boy!" And down he went.
Kei pondered," Hmmm.....is darling going?"
Sango answered," Yes, he is."
Kei happily clapped his hands and announced," OKAY!!" He snuggled into Miroku, making him choke on his ramen. "Wherever you go, I go, luh- ver!" Kagome sighed," How romantic...". Shippo and Inuyasha made gagging noises, and Sango "humph"-ed.
Kei, finally realizing Miroku was choking, pounded him on the back and stole his chopsticks. When he finally stopped coughing, Kei then tried to feed Miroku some of the ramen.
"Er, Mitsurugi-san, I do believe that I can feed myself."
"Don't be silly honey, I can feed you! And call me Kei-chan!" Then Kei got an idea.
"I know what you want darling!" He placed some ramen in his mouth and suctioned Miroku's face onto his, transferring the ramen into his mouth. Miroku's eyes bulged and he disentangled himself from Kei and zoomed from the hut faster than you could say "Ew, gross!" Everyone could hear the sounds of somebody retching outside. Kei naively remarked," Oh, Darling probably heard that poor person puking and went to help! What a prince!"
Everybody face-faulted.
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It was the next day and the Inu-gumi was getting ready to make tracks. Kei sat in a corner watching everyone hustle and bustle, making sure that they had all of the necessities. Kei had done a lot of thinking the previous night. Sure, it had looked like he spent the majority of that time chasing around Miroku, trying to get him to sleep with him, but that was only on the surface. Inside, he had been watching the monk's actions, and things didn't quite add up. If what Sango-chan said was true, Kei mused, then my Houshi must be very good at acting straight. He glanced at Miroku once more, and then made his decision.
VioletRose4: Yes, Sesshomaru is a hottie...... Glad to hear you thought Chapter 6 was funny.
Disclaimer: Do I have to tell you yet another time? I don't own Inuyasha, but I do own Kei!
Ch. 7: A Bit of Harmless Flirting
Miroku, Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo were just lazing about waiting for Sango to come back from her demon exterminating. Suddenly, Miroku felt the hairs on the back of his neck pringle, as if sensing danger.
He murmured," I sense an ominous cloud coming to the village." Everybody stared at him until Shippo asked," What's with him?" Kagome answered," Sango withdrawal." Inuyasha and Shippo chucked as Miroku sighed. Why did they never believe him? Inuyasha perked up and announced," Hey, I can smell that Sango's back. Now we can FINALLY get back to shard-hunting!"
Shippo argued," Hey! What about Kagome? What if she has a test? Shouldn't you check in with her to see if it's okay?" Kagome herself was too shocked by this outburst to respond. Inuyasha asked," Why would I care what a stupid wench has on her agenda?"
Shippo immediately answered," Because she's your woman!"
While Kagome and Inuyasha's faces imitated ripe tomatoes, Miroku walked around, trying to locate his Sango-chan. After a couple of minutes, he heard an unusually high pitched and perky voice giggle," Oh, that's sooooooo cute!" Curious as to what or who could manage to sound so annoying, he followed the tittering to find Sango and a girl her age conversing. The girl had long brown hair in an elaborate braid/bun, slanted brown eyes, and wore a pink and purple kimono. He smilingly approached them and greeted," Hello ladies. Welcome back Sango-chan. And who might your friend be?"
Sango brightly smiled," Oh! Houshi-sama!" She gave him a brief hug. "Good to see you again! We were just talking about you!"
The girl openly oogled him and squealed," Oooooh, I like I like!"
Miroku edged away from her as Sango introduced the girl as her childhood friend Mitsurugi Kei. Sango explained," You see, Houshi-sama, Kei is actually just like you!" Miroku cautiously asked," How..?" Sango exclaimed," He's also gay!"
Miroku squeaked," He?!?!" Kei giggled," YUP! I just cross-dress for fun!" He then grabbed Miroku's hands and seriously asked," Will you be my lover?" Sweatdropping, Miroku ripped his hands from the strange man and ran like the dickens.
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When Miroku finally gathered the courage to go back to Kaede's hut (afraid of what he might meet there), he was immediately glomped on by the very reason he was nervous.
"HOUSHI-SAMA-CHAN!" Kei squealed, affixed to his side.
Kagome and Sango giggled as Miroku shot them a desperate "help me" look.
Shippo confusedly asked," Hang on, so you're really a guy? But why are you dressed like a girl?"
Kei, still hugging Miroku, smilingly replied," Well, I think that girls are cooler than guys, so I turned into one!"
Everyone, with the exception of Kei, sweatdropped. Sango interluded," Well, I figured that since Houshi-sama is gay and Kei is gay, that they would make a cute couple!"
Kei giggled," Well, thank you for your blessing Sango-chan!" His eyes went sparkly. "I have finally found my soul mate!"
During this entire conversation, Miroku had been trying to pry Kei off of him. Kei, noticing his struggle, made goo-goo eyes at him and flirted," Well, baby, maybe we should go somewhere a little bit more private, hm?" And with that, he dragged him out of the hut.
Miroku squeaked," HELP!!!"
*************************************************************
Our favorite monk, now tied to a tree, could only hopelessly struggle as Kei started to apply a feudal version of lipstick to his lips. Winking at Miroku, he flirtatiously said," Darling, you're so cute! Pretending to struggle, just to make me laugh!" He giggled and then seductively murmured," I just know you want me, baby." As Kei leaned in to kiss Miroku, the poor monk squeezed his eyes shut, dreading what would soon happen.....only to get hit in the head by Hirakatsu. He dazedly heard Sango angrily huff," You two lovebirds can play later! Kagome said that lunch is ready." And with that she stormed off. Kei murmured," What's up with her?" and hurriedly untied Miroku. As Miroku cricked his back, Kei jumped onto his back squealing " Gimme a piggy-back ride, luh-ver!" With dots for eyes and a gigantic sweatdrop on his head, Miroku sighed and carried the crossdresser back to the village.
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The moment Miroku had gotten into the hut, he collapsed from sheer exhaustion. Kei confusedly started slapping Miroku's face and reprimanded, "No, it's not sleepy time, it's lunch time!! Wake up darling!!" Kagome hurriedly said," Um, Kei, here, um, here's your cup!" Kagome held up the aforesaid ramen and Kei zoomed over there, her "darling" forgotten. Miroku groaned and sat up. He smelled the coaxing aroma of the ramen and trudged over to Kagome and plopped down. Kagome wordlessly handed him some ramen. Inuyasha rudely pointed at Kei and asked,"Oi, wench, er, I mean, whatever, are you coming with us to look for shards or not? We're leaving really soon and we don't need any extra people to look after. cough*likeShippo*cough."
Kagome annoyedly yelled," SIT boy!" And down he went.
Kei pondered," Hmmm.....is darling going?"
Sango answered," Yes, he is."
Kei happily clapped his hands and announced," OKAY!!" He snuggled into Miroku, making him choke on his ramen. "Wherever you go, I go, luh- ver!" Kagome sighed," How romantic...". Shippo and Inuyasha made gagging noises, and Sango "humph"-ed.
Kei, finally realizing Miroku was choking, pounded him on the back and stole his chopsticks. When he finally stopped coughing, Kei then tried to feed Miroku some of the ramen.
"Er, Mitsurugi-san, I do believe that I can feed myself."
"Don't be silly honey, I can feed you! And call me Kei-chan!" Then Kei got an idea.
"I know what you want darling!" He placed some ramen in his mouth and suctioned Miroku's face onto his, transferring the ramen into his mouth. Miroku's eyes bulged and he disentangled himself from Kei and zoomed from the hut faster than you could say "Ew, gross!" Everyone could hear the sounds of somebody retching outside. Kei naively remarked," Oh, Darling probably heard that poor person puking and went to help! What a prince!"
Everybody face-faulted.
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It was the next day and the Inu-gumi was getting ready to make tracks. Kei sat in a corner watching everyone hustle and bustle, making sure that they had all of the necessities. Kei had done a lot of thinking the previous night. Sure, it had looked like he spent the majority of that time chasing around Miroku, trying to get him to sleep with him, but that was only on the surface. Inside, he had been watching the monk's actions, and things didn't quite add up. If what Sango-chan said was true, Kei mused, then my Houshi must be very good at acting straight. He glanced at Miroku once more, and then made his decision.