Disclaimer: Sadly, even though I'm writing this fic, that doesn't mean I own Inuyasha. Also, Trogdor doesn't belong to me, he belongs to _____. (Take a peek; it's so hilarious!)
Ch. 9: Operation Get-Them-Together
The Inu-gumi had collected another couple of shards, and they had trekked back to the village so Sango and Miroku's wounds (from the demon) could heal. About 5 minutes away from the town, Kei and Shippo were formulating their plan.
Kei argued," I'm telling you, we should leave them alone for a really long time! That way, they HAVE to talk!"
Shippo argued back," And I'm telling you that they would kill each other before they would kiss! It would be much better to put them in a cabin during a snowstorm with only one blanket!"
Kei sweatdropped and asked," Okay, where did you come up with THAT idea? It's so lame and cliché!" And with that he threw his hands up in frustration and started pacing. Shippo started balancing on his head; it wasn't like he could actually think of anything.
Finally Kei slumped down onto the ground and sighed," It's hopeless. I can't think of anything!" Almost as if it was a sign from the gods, he received a present from above; bird crap.
Shippo was laughing like a lunatic while Kei screeched,'' EIIIIII!!! MY HAIR, MY BEAUTIFULL HAIR!! IT'S RUINED!!" He started shaking his fist in the general direction of where the perpetrator went and yelled," I'M SO GONNA KILL YOUUUUU!!!!!"
Staring at Kei, something finally clicked in the fox-demon's brain. He started tugging on Kei's pants and said," KEI! I have a plan!"
Kei intelligently asked," Eh?"
Jumping up and down, Shippo excitedly repeated," Kei, I have a foolproof plan! Here, listen." He whispered his idea to Kei, whose constant nodding and ever-growing smile clued you in that it was a keeper.
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Kagome was saying good-bye to Miroku and Sango.
"Bye guys! I'll see you in a couple of days!"
Miroku asked," Kagome-sama, maybe could you bring back some of those crunchy triangle things?"
Kagome knowingly grinned," You mean Doritos? Sure, I'll bring a bag just for you. Any requests Sango-chan?"
Sango vigorously nodded and said," Carmello bars. Lots and lots of Carmello bars."
Sweatdropping at the Dorito-obsessed monk and chocolate-addict yokai slayer, she left the room. Of course, she had already taken care of Inuyasha, so she could take her own sweet time getting to the well.
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Inuyasha, with drool coming out of his mouth and with eyes as wide as a fish, stared intently at the lava lamp and
said," Ooooohhhhh, pretty colors…….."
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Sango was asleep and Miroku was just gazing boredly at the ceiling when Kei burst into the hut.
"Houshi-sama-chan! We have a problem!" The crossdresser hyperventilated.
Ignoring the nickname, Miroku asked," What do you mean, Kei-san?"
Kei, out of breath, panted," There was this demon and, and, and, HE'S ON A RAMPAGE!!!! And, and, and even worse-"
Miroku urged," What, Kei-san?"
Kei burst into tears," IT TORE MY KIMONOOOO!"
Miroku facefaulted, then composed himself in record time. Ignoring his wounds, he stood up, grabbed his staff and tonelessly said," Let Sango-chan sleep, she needs her rest. I can handle this by myself, and she's already hurt."
Sitting on the floor, Kei sniffed as Miroku ran out of the hut, determined to put an end to the demon threat. As soon as he was out of range, Kei started shaking Sango as if he was trying to revive the dead.
"W-w-wh-wha-what?!" Sango said, her voice distorted by the shaking.
Kei ceased shaking her and burst into tears. Sango worriedly tried to comfort him, while internally wondering, What in seven hells is going on?
Kei finally told her," *hiccup* S-s-sango-chan, Houshi-sama-chan went *hiccup* to fight a-a-a-a *hiccup* DEMON! Waaaaah!!" He resumed his sobbing as Sango determinedly got up, put on her Taigiya outfit, grabbed Hiraikatsu, and raced out of the humble abode in less than a minute. As soon as she was out the door, Kei stopped his crying and smirked," It's all up to you now, Shippo-chan. Operation Get-Them-Together-If-It's-The-Last-Thing-We-Do will succeed if it is the last thing we do." And with that, he started to re-apply his makeup.
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10 minutes later in Inuyasha's Forest…..
Sango and Miroku simultaneously came into the same clearing through opposite ends.
"Houshi-sama!"
"Sango-chan!"
They had no time for staring at each other, for the demon was also in the clearing, burning random shrubbery and twigs.
Shippo, transformed into an exact replica of Trogdor (for those of you who don't know what/who he is, here's an explanation: He's a dragon with one muscular human arm and his body is in the shape of an "S" He's a cartoon dragon, kinda SD).
He threw flames at a stick and started his ranting.
"BURNANATING THE TWIGS! BURNANATING NATURE!"
Sango and Miroku sweatdropped and in unision thought, This is the big, bad, scary demon?
Shippo/Trogdor flamed Miroku and cried," BURNANATING THE PEASANTS!!!!" And with that he "poofed" smoke around himself and disappeared, leaving the monk and demon exterminator by themselves.
"Houshi-sama!" Sango cried, reaching his side.
Miroku reassured her," It's nothing to worry about, Sango-chan." He frowned," I thought I told Kei-san to let you sleep!"
Sango huffed," And let you kill yourself out here? I don't think so! Let me remind you, you're pretty banged up from a couple days ago. You shouldn't even be-"
Chuckling, Miroku interrupted," Well, I do believe that even Shippo could have handled that demon." Sango had to laugh at that.
He hesitantly continued,'' Sango-chan, I have something I need to speak with you about."
Sango nodded and replied," Me too. I also have something to say."
BLOOPERS!
Blooper 1:
About 5 minutes away from the town, Kei and Shippo were formulating their plan.
Kei said," I don't know if they will accept us, honey."
Shippo reassured him," Don't worry, dear, we can always elope."
Blooper 2:
"Houshi-sama!"
"Sango-chan!"
A midget wearing all green suddenly leapt out of the bushes and said," And I'm the Keebler Elf! Let's all be friends and get fat together eating my many brands of cookies!"
Blooper 3:
"Houshi-sama!"
"Sango-chan!"
They had no time for staring at each other, for the demon was also in the clearing. It hesitantly raised a claw and said," *cough* Hello, my name is Erkal *ahem*, but you can call me Godzilla. *wheeze* I'm looking for a city where I can possibly take a pretty *gag* woman hostage while hanging off the side of tall building. *pant* Can you point me in the right direction?"